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#6661

Posted 09 October 2017 - 04:36 PM

 Hitler was also jewish

 

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#6662

Posted 11 October 2017 - 08:52 PM Edited by Finn 7 five 11, 11 October 2017 - 08:53 PM.

Had a wonderful belly laugh from this 

 

 

 

Can't even walk around on a nice day without some f*cking pig harassing me.

You should probably move away from your farm then.

 

 

http://gtaforums.com...entry1069573780

 

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#6663

Posted 14 October 2017 - 04:31 PM

Hi there, yes as the topic suggests I have an odd thing for being run over by girls in their cars on GTA 5, call it a fetish or whatever you like. Anyway, my friend likes to participate and run me over in her truck, we usually drive to the airfield in a Private Lobby to do it or various other points around the map and other girls join who we've met in other Lobbies so we are looking for other girls to join in the fun. Just turn up with a car or truck, also if girls want to shoot me while others run me over/swap round that kind of thing that's fine by me. Please, girls only as that's the main part of it. I play it on the PS3 and am online daily. If you're interested hit me up here or message/ add me on PSN my gamer tag is Lego_Swamps thanks!

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#6664

Posted 14 October 2017 - 04:34 PM

What a weirdo, lol.
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#6665

Posted 14 October 2017 - 06:44 PM

What a weirdo, lol.

 

Radda radda pot radda radda kettle

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#6666

Posted 15 October 2017 - 10:05 PM

 

What a weirdo, lol.

 

Radda radda pot radda radda kettle

Quotable Notable post in a Quotable Notables @ GTAF thread. Why dafuq not?

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#6667

Posted 16 October 2017 - 08:50 AM

Pretty much the quality standard of D&D the past year or so

Stop sucking Trump's cock, you're embarrassing yourself.

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#6668

Posted 16 October 2017 - 09:39 PM

 

2017 was sh*t.

  

the whole of history is basically just sh*t stacked on sh*t

  

I felt that for the past 5 year or so each one has been getting worse and worse, so hold your pizza Donatello, 2018 is just around the corner.

sh*t sucks. The world is a f*cked up place. Life is hard. sh*t is unfair.

Get used to it.

Look at the positives around you or sh*t is going to get real depressing real fast.

Big change happens over a long period of time...longer than any of our life spans.

 

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#6669

Posted 4 weeks ago

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*Face palms*

 

Better yet  let just make it PC exclusive since we can make them even more powerful then XBone X


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#6670

Posted 4 weeks ago

A classic. I giggle every time I read it.

 

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#6671

Posted 4 weeks ago

it's funny cuz it's true n stuff

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#6672

Posted 4 weeks ago

Squeez my flacid dick in the disc hole, then watch some animal on human porn to make it hard and watch my dick grown in the hole whilst the sides of the disc hole cut into my dick deep enough to have the disc become part of me.

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#6673

Posted 4 weeks ago

i'm a sociobubblebath.


Confession of the day.

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#6674

Posted 4 weeks ago

Squeez my flacid dick in the disc hole, then watch some animal on human porn to make it hard and watch my dick grown in the hole whilst the sides of the disc hole cut into my dick deep enough to have the disc become part of me.


Pre-GTA V release nostalgia and the weirdos that came with it lol.
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#6675

Posted 3 weeks ago

I confess my first copy of San Andreas I actually stole, because the bitch behind the counter said "you look the type who shouldn't play this game" and I was like "wut, bitch?!"
 
If it was the underage thing (because I was underage when SA came out) I would've been alright, cool. But bitch, I came in there to do business and purchase a game from you, not get my head shrunk.
 
End of, stole the game and smashed their window a week later. Result :)

Hide your kids and your wives!
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#6676

Posted 3 weeks ago

 

and how I would deepthroat that bitch until she could taste my nuts.


Shouldn't it be "she deepthroated me"? Or were you deepthroating her, and somehow she tasted your nuts?

 

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#6677

Posted 3 weeks ago

Sorry to ruin the hat trick ^^

OP Title: What if Rockstar buffed Ghost Organisation?

And then Ghost organization would have a custom timer set by the CEO at a max of 60 minutes. The cost of this ability increases with the time spent. And every ten minutes the lobby is noticed by the organization being ghosted

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#6678

Posted 2 weeks ago

How long before Meryl Streep arranges a candelit vigil to help Spacey get through this difficult time in his life?


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#6679

Posted 2 weeks ago

This thread... I have no words.

http://gtaforums.com...in-the-artwork/

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#6680

Posted A week ago

can you make the tits of the female peds BOUNCE (like real human hotties ) when they walk..?

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#6681

Posted A week ago

 

can you make the tits of the female peds BOUNCE (like real human hotties ) when they walk..?

 

ha. ha. real funny... :angry:

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#6682

Posted 6 days ago

When the little children crawl inside a serious discussion topic.
 

You know what, I say we form a group, armed with Pistols, SMGs, Shotguns and Assault Rifles, and we just go around killing anyone who murders, rapes, tortures etc etc. This would be a challenge, but we could also break into a jail, take a murderer, and torture the sh*t out of him, ending it with a bullet to the head.

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#6683

Posted 6 days ago

Got a genuine laugh out of this.
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#6684

Posted 2 days ago

I just turned the game on again. 
 
So I was walking down the stairs and I had the AK equipped. I aimed and pressed the wrong button to zoom and let off a round. 
 
It alerted the cops. I wanted to see if I really had to get out of range and it turns out you do. I walked out the door and the cops said, "There you are you sissy. Hiding like a sissy."
 
Now go to a porn site and type in sissy. It's what they're calling transsexuals. Refer back to the earlier missions. The other official name for MI6 is SIS. SISsy.
 
The first mission I did after losing the cops was the Elizabeta one where she kills Manny and you sell his organs. After the doctor drives off turn around and notice a big sign P.45. P45 is what you get in the UK when you get fired.

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