Quantcast

Jump to content

» «
Photo

Quotable Notables @ GTAF

6,684 replies to this topic
fashion
  • fashion

    f*ck you microtransactions

  • Members
  • Joined: 16 Feb 2014
  • Mars

#6631

Posted 29 August 2017 - 08:18 PM

i'm so angry you know strange people? today's my friend birthday, that bitch doesn't invite me. He only invite girls, motherf*cking bitch, and today i think i don't need friends, i can stay alone, why friends? i can't stay with those
motherf*ckings traitors, i only have 2 friends (girls) and i don't have friends (boys), but now i think i can take advantage of they, haahha yeah i'll do that sh*t. They never invite me to their birthdays cuz im so annonying.
Now i'll play football alone, one day i'll be da best and that bitches are going to see me in the top

Today on how to badass.
  • Plank., ten-a-penny, marco6158 and 3 others like this

Good Hombre
  • Good Hombre

    I'm done with this sh*t

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 04 Feb 2017
  • None

#6632

Posted 02 September 2017 - 11:29 PM

Get out with your Mars! This is gta not mass effect!

Get out with your nerdness! This is the GTA universe where republican space rangers and pogo the monkey exist! Pogo becomes the president of the USA and he'll approve sending rangers to Mars. Hell, even monkeys won the Fame or Shame contests hosted by Lazlow.

Your ridiculous is starting to show! If you believe GTA doesn't have aliens, you're a critic.

Just because GTA would rather not have sexual relationships with aliens, doesn't mean you need to oppose R*'s direction to have deathmatches on Mars.

We all saw the latest GTA 5 DLC "Smugglers" and it so does have Mar's dlc speculation labelled on it!

 

This guy is definitely on crack.

  • livejoker, ten-a-penny, fashion and 3 others like this

RedDagger
  • RedDagger

    Crash test dummy

  • GTA Series Staff
  • Joined: 24 Oct 2011
  • United-Kingdom
  • Next DLC Thread Page 3000 Winner
    Best Ledby 2016
    Most Helpful 2016
    Quotable Notable Post of the Year 2016 ["sup"]
    Best Crew 2016 [The Daily Globe]
    Most Desperate Campaign Poster 2016
    Draw Contest Grand Prize 2016
    Most Desperate Campaign Poster 2015
    April Fools Winner 2015
    Best General Topic 2015 [GTAForums Newbie Guide 2.0]
    Helpfulness Award

#6633

Posted 04 September 2017 - 09:29 AM

BTW 
 
QwJYZ5El.jpg
 
You can't possibly expect me to take someone like you seriously. Here's a big f*ck you, from me and my immigrant girlfriend xD


yes, this is D&D

no, I don't know stop asking
  • FrikkenZz, Tomasak, Finn 7 five 11 and 8 others like this

ten-a-penny
  • ten-a-penny

    Thunder-Blockhead, this is Raz-Griz 3! Roger that!

  • Members
  • Joined: 20 Jun 2013
  • Morocco

#6634

Posted 04 September 2017 - 05:13 PM

iFyJ1Ub.png

 

My reaction

  • Finn 7 five 11 and Femme Fatale like this

Quadro
  • Quadro

    Director of Community Development - PBMO

  • Paleto Bay Mayor's Office
  • Joined: 11 May 2015
  • Australia
  • Best Content Creator Job 2016 [Car Foosball - Paleto Bay]

#6635

Posted 06 September 2017 - 12:23 AM

As others have said, it's for a bunker supply mission. Why you saw it when you were alone, I don't know, it's a glitchy game.


Come on, you can't call this game glitchy. Play early access game for comparison, or other AAA games. GTA for its scale doesn't have that many bugs.
...
  • FrikkenZz, RedDagger, ten-a-penny and 2 others like this

Acid Burn
  • Acid Burn

    pool on the roof

  • The Yardies
  • Joined: 04 Feb 2010
  • Unknown
  • Super Special Gold Star 2006
    Draw Contest Booby Prize 2016
    Campaign Poster Booby Prize 2016
    Doggo-Chop Winner 2016
    14K Doggo/Catto-Chop Winner 2017

#6636

Posted 06 September 2017 - 09:43 AM

 

Get out with your Mars! This is gta not mass effect!

Get out with your nerdness! This is the GTA universe where republican space rangers and pogo the monkey exist! Pogo becomes the president of the USA and he'll approve sending rangers to Mars. Hell, even monkeys won the Fame or Shame contests hosted by Lazlow.

Your ridiculous is starting to show! If you believe GTA doesn't have aliens, you're a critic.

Just because GTA would rather not have sexual relationships with aliens, doesn't mean you need to oppose R*'s direction to have deathmatches on Mars.

We all saw the latest GTA 5 DLC "Smugglers" and it so does have Mar's dlc speculation labelled on it!

 

This guy is definitely on crack.

 

 

dont be pogophobic


Acid Burn
  • Acid Burn

    pool on the roof

  • The Yardies
  • Joined: 04 Feb 2010
  • Unknown
  • Super Special Gold Star 2006
    Draw Contest Booby Prize 2016
    Campaign Poster Booby Prize 2016
    Doggo-Chop Winner 2016
    14K Doggo/Catto-Chop Winner 2017

#6637

Posted 07 September 2017 - 10:24 AM

@{corleone}LuRey:Are you kidding me? As is known to all, the fans of grand theft auto is intelligent and elegant. You should learn how to be a gentleman, instead of being a naghuty boy who is rude and silly.

  • Tomasak, Alexander, ten-a-penny and 2 others like this

fashion
  • fashion

    f*ck you microtransactions

  • Members
  • Joined: 16 Feb 2014
  • Mars

#6638

Posted 09 September 2017 - 05:07 AM Edited by fashion, 09 September 2017 - 05:08 AM.

http://gtaforums.com...entry1069824830

how do i ask a question in the gtaforums?

  • ten-a-penny likes this

Chiari
  • Chiari

    Russian Bump Stocks Can't Melt Steel Beams

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Dec 2014
  • United-States

#6639

Posted 15 September 2017 - 10:53 PM

go f/ck yourself
how's that an for apology?

TFW when you're angry, but you also wonder 'how's that an for apology'.

Top. Notch. D&D.

The Deadite
  • The Deadite

    ILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

  • The Yardies
  • Joined: 25 Nov 2014
  • None
  • 2nd Prettiest Snowflake 2017
    Most Improved 2016
    Crew Poster Booby Prize 2016
    Most Unwanted Medal 2016
    Doggo-Chop Winner 2016

#6640

Posted 15 September 2017 - 11:50 PM

El Diablo f*cking sucks but you are even worst than he is, it's not like your contributions to D&D are any better than that.
  • El Diablo, Alexander, ten-a-penny and 2 others like this

Chiari
  • Chiari

    Russian Bump Stocks Can't Melt Steel Beams

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Dec 2014
  • United-States

#6641

Posted 16 September 2017 - 05:37 PM

El Diablo f*cking sucks


> El Diablo likes this.

LOL that self-hatred tho

The Deadite
  • The Deadite

    ILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

  • The Yardies
  • Joined: 25 Nov 2014
  • None
  • 2nd Prettiest Snowflake 2017
    Most Improved 2016
    Crew Poster Booby Prize 2016
    Most Unwanted Medal 2016
    Doggo-Chop Winner 2016

#6642

Posted 16 September 2017 - 06:06 PM

El Diablo f*cking sucks

> El Diablo likes this.

LOL that self-hatred tho

Screenshot_2017-09-16-15-04-32-1.png
  • El Diablo, Alexander and make total destroy like this

Chiari
  • Chiari

    Russian Bump Stocks Can't Melt Steel Beams

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Dec 2014
  • United-States

#6643

Posted 16 September 2017 - 06:13 PM Edited by Chiari, 16 September 2017 - 06:50 PM.

Right, I like that you have such a problem with me despite having never really talked to me. It was also a cute question.

Below, we can see our hero swoop in, saving the thread from derailment. "Hey guy I don't see a quote there" he says to Chiari, willfully ignoring the deadite's quote-free provocation a mere 4 posts above his own.

Moonshield
  • Moonshield

    mountaineer

  • Administrator
  • Joined: 19 Jul 2002
  • Nicaragua
  • Best Senior Moderator 2013
    Best OGA Member 2014

#6644

Posted 16 September 2017 - 06:15 PM

Hey guy, I don't see a quote there. Take it to PM or don't, just don't try to squabble in a completely unrelated topic.

  • Uncle Sikee Atric and Audi like this

ten-a-penny
  • ten-a-penny

    Thunder-Blockhead, this is Raz-Griz 3! Roger that!

  • Members
  • Joined: 20 Jun 2013
  • Morocco

#6645

Posted 21 September 2017 - 01:17 PM

 

The fuk? Quid? Crisps? Speak English damnit!

A few questions there that need answered.

Quid means a quid.

Crisps means crisps.

And just for a bonus: Colour is spelled 'colour'.

Smith rockin' again.

  • Spaghetti Cat likes this

fashion
  • fashion

    f*ck you microtransactions

  • Members
  • Joined: 16 Feb 2014
  • Mars

#6646

Posted 25 September 2017 - 08:19 PM

that feeling when you realize you still have 20-30 years left before you can drop dead

Remember back in the day we were convinced Reagan and the Russians were going to end the world and all that. I built my f*cking life around knowing that I wouldn't have to live all the way through to my (non-WWIII) death.

Mother f*ckers f*cked my life. I had no plans on growing into a responsible adult. I'm still not over the shock and realization.

This is the best post I've ever read on this forum.
  • trip, Finn 7 five 11 and ceszayers like this

Uncle Sikee Atric
  • Uncle Sikee Atric

    Everyone's favorite Uncle, but not Led-By.

  • Paleto Bay Mayor's Office
  • Joined: 20 Oct 2014
  • United-Kingdom
  • Helpfulness Award

#6647

Posted 26 September 2017 - 10:43 AM

When the dead refuse to die....

Cuz it's been like 5 months and i forgot about this whole thing and then i just remembered a few minutes ago when i was on the GTA Online subreddit
 
When i typed in Gta this popped up and here I am.
 
 
Im not going to sit here and start making demands (Even though I would LOVE to have my Original account back again)
 
I would just like to be apart of the community again.
 
all crap aside
 
 
 
(also if i get my account n stuff back can i please have my wall of Photos)
 
 
IT IS VERY TEDIOUS TO MAKE

  • Algonquin Assassin, ten-a-penny, Jon Jon and 1 other like this

The Deadite
  • The Deadite

    ILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

  • The Yardies
  • Joined: 25 Nov 2014
  • None
  • 2nd Prettiest Snowflake 2017
    Most Improved 2016
    Crew Poster Booby Prize 2016
    Most Unwanted Medal 2016
    Doggo-Chop Winner 2016

#6648

Posted 26 September 2017 - 11:38 AM

Theres nothing quotable about that pile of cancer.
  • livejoker, Tomasak, ten-a-penny and 2 others like this

Algonquin Assassin
  • Algonquin Assassin

    We're all looking for that special someone

  • Members
  • Joined: 14 Oct 2007
  • Australia
  • Most Obsessive Name Changer 2016 (My unofficial GTAF annual award)
    Biggest Fanboy 2013, 2014, 2015
    Best Poster [GTA] 2014
    Best Member in the OGA 2012

#6649

Posted 26 September 2017 - 12:36 PM

OK, I'm feeling generous today. Let's see how long you can stay out of trouble. Good luck  :^:

It's worrying when Voodoo's being generous.
  • Voodoo, FrikkenZz, Tomasak and 4 others like this

Voodoo
  • Voodoo

    Cyclop have 9 years

  • Administrator
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2004
  • Unknown
  • Most Corrupt Staff 2016
    Most Corrupt Staff 2014

#6650

Posted 26 September 2017 - 03:56 PM

 

OK, I'm feeling generous today. Let's see how long you can stay out of trouble. Good luck  :^:

It's worrying when Voodoo's being generous.

 

nxjRU4B.gif

  • FrikkenZz, livejoker, Algonquin Assassin and 5 others like this

John Smith
  • John Smith

    Cynical Prick

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 06 Jun 2012
  • None

#6651

Posted 26 September 2017 - 05:19 PM

Apparently if you close your eyes and say Darth Absentis three times and then open your eyes and refresh gen chat he'll have posted.
Spoooookkkkyyy.....

  • Tomasak, Alexander, ten-a-penny and 1 other like this

DOUGL4S1
  • DOUGL4S1

    Gangsta

  • Members
  • Joined: 06 Dec 2016
  • Brazil

#6652

Posted 29 September 2017 - 08:16 PM

This thread is just gold.

  • livejoker, ten-a-penny, fashion and 2 others like this

ten-a-penny
  • ten-a-penny

    Thunder-Blockhead, this is Raz-Griz 3! Roger that!

  • Members
  • Joined: 20 Jun 2013
  • Morocco

#6653

Posted 29 September 2017 - 09:18 PM

^ From said thread:
 

 

183208f4ff63b3ec950a5823e494b14926012538
 

Youtubers be like:

55AuSQX.png
 

 

  • livejoker, fashion, Neon_Dreaming and 1 other like this

John Smith
  • John Smith

    Cynical Prick

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 06 Jun 2012
  • None

#6654

Posted 29 September 2017 - 09:25 PM

Would definitely have the recipe for an interesting character:

'Arthur Morgan'.
 
What a lackluster name.

And yet, so wonderfully era-appropriate. What were you expecting? Zarjazz Mcfantastif*ck?
  • livejoker, fashion, Femme Fatale and 3 others like this

Piggsy pls
  • Piggsy pls

    pls

  • Members
  • Joined: 05 Jan 2013
  • United-States

#6655

Posted 30 September 2017 - 12:49 AM

Blasterman said he wants to ignore all the hype and marketing before release and yet here he is making this thread himself

Brilliant lol

Seriously, do you guys f*cking hate me or something?


Yes, this is one of the only threads I was going to make. It was a geeked-out, teenage-boy-like response to watching a trailer for a game I really want to play and then jumping on here to post the first and most relevant thing I noticed.

I haven't been reading the gaming articles and previews and leaks or none of that al year because I try not to do anything with anything that I love because it spoils it.

Should be evident enough that I don't even remember or care that Marsten is spelled with a e or an o.

Seriously, go f*ck yourselves. You guys are pathetic failures at life for having the time to go out of your way to give me sh*t about this. The ones who keep coming here to harass me are seriously pieces of human garbage. What in the hell is wrong with your lives that you have the time and the inclination to waste your time harassing and insulting me?

**** *** guys and your onely passive aggressive forum trolling. It gets me legitimately depressed imagining what kind of lives you have and what kinds of people you must be and how much of a failure everything that you do is in order to feel like it's ok to come in here and do this garbage to me regularly. It is literally like some of you have a hardon for me and its just creepy and weird.

Please leave me alone, stop stalking my threads, stop harassing me, stop insulting me, stop paying so much attention to me. You guys are disgusting.

The game is going to be great and John Marrenheimermaster will be in it and I hope he is playable.

That aside, I'm done taking to you pieces of garbage. Lock the thread, you bitches.
  • Algonquin Assassin, ten-a-penny, Rafae and 9 others like this

Rafae
  • Rafae

    OG

  • GTAF Crew
  • Joined: 26 Dec 2013
  • None

#6656

Posted 30 September 2017 - 12:50 AM

^ lmfao
  • Piggsy pls likes this

livejoker
  • livejoker

    Questionable Aunt

  • Van Society
  • Joined: 21 Jul 2007
  • None
  • Funniest Member 2016
    Doggo-Chop Winner 2016
    14K Doggo/Catto-Chop Winner 2017

#6657

Posted 30 September 2017 - 04:13 AM

Ayy, finally made it in here. Awesome.

Surprised no one tried the Youtube link.

  • Rafae likes this

fashion
  • fashion

    f*ck you microtransactions

  • Members
  • Joined: 16 Feb 2014
  • Mars

#6658

Posted 02 October 2017 - 06:26 AM

Hey, Red Dagger. Remember me from a few pages back? I'm calling you out, punk, to the town square. What have you got to say now about the validity of the leaked map? Seems pretty irrefutably genuine now, I reckon. Your move, greenhorn.

He would defend the leaked map with his life.
  • ten-a-penny, Uncle Sikee Atric and Creme_Brulee like this

ceszayers
  • ceszayers

    BENEFITS CRISPY FLAPS

  • The Precinct
  • Joined: 28 Jan 2016
  • None
  • Best New Member in Gen Chat 2016
    Doggo-Chop Winner 2016
    14K Doggo/Catto-Chop Winner 2017

#6659

Posted 07 October 2017 - 06:58 PM

I was at university at around 11pm last night because I had an assignment due at midnight and of course I left it to the last minute because I've been busy fapping the past few weeks. Usually I do everything I can to avoid being on campus because I hate humanity but I study finance and needed to use some stupid simulation program that was only on university computers.

 

There was probably only 10 people in the entire library because normies are busy partying on a Friday night, but I was the only one on the ground floor of the library. Where I was sitting was facing the library door that used to be automatic regardless of the hour but due to some security issues they changed it so you now have to swipe your student card on the door to get in after 7pm.

 

So anyway some Stacy walks up to the door and mustn't have known that you now needed to swipe your card now (dumb bitch). Or maybe she just forgot her card.

 

She starts waving at me and banging on the glass making motions for me to open it from the inside for her but I just ignored her. She had a few books in her arms and stood there like an idiot for over 20 minutes trying to get my attention. LMAO.

 

I just put my headphones in and immersed myself in my laptop and blocked her out.

 

After literally banging on the glass for a looong time she just walked away and left. Hopefully she had an assignment due and couldn`t submit it lol.  

 

I should have felt bad, but I have no sympathy for normberts. They can't say sh*t to me. I was following school policy. If anyone tries to confront me at the school for this I can say "I won't open the door for an unknown who doesn't have a card. For all I know she could've been a female terrorist from ISIS". They can't touch me...I have a defense.

 

Highest Damage Scenario: I ruined her grade by not allowing her to access the computers at an integral time.

 

Lowest Damage Scenario: She was only coming to the library just to hang out with other normberts and all I did was inconvenience her to waste 20 minutes of her time.

 

 

My emotions either way:

*lame meme*

 

Make it stop. 

  • Craig, ten-a-penny, Femme Fatale and 1 other like this

fashion
  • fashion

    f*ck you microtransactions

  • Members
  • Joined: 16 Feb 2014
  • Mars

#6660

Posted 07 October 2017 - 07:33 PM

^^ well, at least it made me laugh especially reading through the first bit.

If I were a Pokemon, my special move would be charm. I'd use my cuteness to manipulate people, and get what I want. :D

  • ten-a-penny and Femme Fatale like this




3 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 3 guests, 0 anonymous users