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Posted 17 April 2017 - 03:59 PM

From the GTA Underground thread (removed so i had to take a pic)

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#6482

Posted 17 April 2017 - 05:26 PM

Is it the next hip forum thing to post unfunny sh*t to this thread lol?

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 09:23 AM

Damn sometimes I wish I was born gay, seems easier. So open an proud right on bros. When I was 16 I ate a sh*t ton of mushrooms an tripped balls, helped me to have this ability to put myself in almost anyones shoes, a universal understanding of the many ways it is to be human persay. If anything Im a lesbian in a mans body.I sorta dislike the male form. This thing hanging down the left or right side of my leg an not bein allowed to be emotional. Giving me wedgies when I work or rubbing against the denim. Put me in the body of a female id rub my meatflower an my tatas id rub that clit allday, an sadly wish for my epic cock in hand to orgasm to myself with. Guess I dunno how it feels to cum as a woman, I know what creatin that moment is like. Even better with the dual climax. Man i love women with they gotta be so mean when we snort all the blow?. Woah im drunk damn wtf Travis. I love u all


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#6484

Posted 19 April 2017 - 12:35 PM

From the same thread:

 

 

 

how do I delete this thread

Since the thread was started by Voodoo, I believe the only way is to challenge him to a mortal combat to take his title. Unfortunately, we have a waiting list on the blood-arena. There are a lot of challengers and the damn thing takes forever to clean up.
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Posted 24 April 2017 - 01:03 PM Edited by Darth Absentis, 24 April 2017 - 01:04 PM.

Found this in some thread about judging players on their vehicles in the Online section:

 

 

 

It's hard to argue about aesthetics with people who haven't had the opportunity to develop a cultivated perception on the matter.

But one should never judge people based on personal aspects since for the most part, we all are merely slaves of our own realities.

The control one might believe to possess is a deception. The paths we walk or decisions we make can largely be accounted for by sheer coincidence.

However, it is to be noted that certain visual choices do seem to be strikingly prominent in the aesthetically less cultivated.

Comprehensive analytical research could certainly be used to generate generalised groups, combining both visual choices and certain indicative statistics regarding behaviour. It seems however very doubtful that any of its partcipants would benefit in any way from the conclusions such research would produce.

 
Someone make this guy a mod ! :)
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Posted 26 April 2017 - 09:45 PM Edited by DOUGL4S1, 26 April 2017 - 09:53 PM.

We already have Driverless cars... They are called Taxis.


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#6487

Posted 30 April 2017 - 01:15 AM

Not making fun of the guy, but I found the edit unduly hilarious

What does "PSA" means?


Public Service Announcement.

So, PSA stands for Public Service Announcement. Thanks, men!
 
EDIT: What is a Public Service Announcement?

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#6488

Posted 03 May 2017 - 03:42 AM

We get it already. GTA4 is the Holy Grail of open-world gaming. The messiah of all that is and ever was Grand Theft Auto.

 

True that.

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#6489

Posted 04 May 2017 - 10:25 AM Edited by Darth Absentis, 04 May 2017 - 04:11 PM.

Ramzan Kadyrov, Chechen president, Putin's best buddy, warlord and generally unpleasant person, has sought to allay international fears over the treatment of homosexuals in Chechnya by rather laughably claiming that gay people simply don't exist in the Republic.
Which has gone down about as well as a sixth birthday party with John Wayne Gacy as the clown and a Peppa Pig cake made from entrails and human sh*t.


Not even i could made that last scenario up...like ever...wow :D

 

edit: fun reads overall to:

 

http://gtaforums.com...well-talk-then/

 

http://gtaforums.com...entry1069549943

 

:lol:

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#6490

Posted 09 May 2017 - 03:49 PM

...I dare someone to say some of the sh*t they say to me here in real life though. I beat his ass...


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#6491

Posted 09 May 2017 - 05:33 PM

Fun words from the bigmouth that never actually changed his name after he won the first price for drama queen 2016 on this forum, which said bigmouth said he would do that.

 

Heck, i think that even is worth a song:

 

 

on topic:

If I ever find the muppet that thought filling the gap between my living room skirting boards and floorboards with bathroom sealant was a good idea, I'm going to use my newly bought orbital sander and my newly bought roll of 120 grit to remove all the flesh from their face.

 

The complete page is pretty funny to though :p

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Posted 10 May 2017 - 02:44 AM

...I dare someone to say some of the sh*t they say to me here in real life though. I beat his ass...

Topkek
I guess he decided to not take my advice. Instead of getting mad at people for (supposedly)talking sh*t about him, he should relish it. *shrugs* I did what I could.
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#6493

Posted 11 May 2017 - 03:45 AM

...I dare someone to say some of the sh*t they say to me here in real life though. I beat his ass...


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I guess he decided to not take my advice. Instead of getting mad at people for (supposedly)talking sh*t about him, he should relish it. *shrugs* I did what I could.

Lolwut, I barely even lurk here anymore :lol:

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 01:15 AM

This thread.

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#6495

Posted 15 May 2017 - 04:54 PM

http://gtaforums.com...not-fanfiction/

Insider secrets from the world of confidence men, street hustling and social engineering

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 05:39 PM

http://gtaforums.com...not-fanfiction/

Insider secrets from the world of confidence men, street hustling and social engineering

...in GTAO!

I loved your sassy reply. :lol:
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Posted 15 May 2017 - 08:02 PM Edited by DOUGL4S1, 15 May 2017 - 08:03 PM.

http://gtaforums.com...not-fanfiction/

Insider secrets from the world of confidence men, street hustling and social engineering

...in GTAO!

Did he really took 11 hours to write this?

 

And what I love is the "(not fanfiction)" part, it's like those YouTubers who put titles like "I GRABBED HER TITS!!! PRANK GONE WRONG COMPILATION 2017 FUNNY TRY NOT TO LAUGH!!1!11!!!!1 **(Not Clickbait)**"

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#6498

Posted 15 May 2017 - 08:37 PM

 

Can't even walk around on a nice day without some f*cking pig harassing me.

You should probably move away from your farm then.

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 06:39 PM

 

Never heard of Rockstar announcing a DLC will be delayed.

Heists never happend.

 

 

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#6500

Posted 18 May 2017 - 09:27 AM

http://gtaforums.com...ke-you-to-poop/

 

 

Gods.  :panic:

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#6501

Posted 18 May 2017 - 06:01 PM

 

I'll do it for 15£.

 

Psht, you didn't even put the currency symbol in the right place! Don't not trust this man, his label is gold but his eyes are pure coal.

 

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 12:08 AM

This thread.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 02:39 AM Edited by Achlys, 20 May 2017 - 02:40 AM.

This thread.

f*ck I wish I was there to reply to that. I love T-girl, she's sooo f*cking awesome! :colgate:
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Posted 21 May 2017 - 03:42 PM

I wanted to appeal more to women so I legally changed my name to Nutella.

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Posted 28 May 2017 - 04:14 AM



-I hate when people include me in a conversation and use me as a topic


Those f*ckers...


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 06:25 PM

Got a PM from someone.

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic


Thanks.

 

Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/

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Posted 29 May 2017 - 06:34 PM

Got a PM from someone.

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic


Thanks.

 

Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/

You should see it as a challenge to spice it up some more. 

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Posted 29 May 2017 - 06:39 PM

 

Got a PM from someone.

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic


Thanks.

 

Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/

You should see it as a challenge to spice it up some more. 

 

No need, he put me on ignore, so everyone is happy again.

 

on topic, answer to someone that actually was talking about a minor, but misspelled it:

 

 

If a miner hits you first, it's totally okay to punch back. They can be an ornery bunch, spending their days sub-surface and away from the sun and all...

 

:lol:


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 07:22 PM

Got a PM from someone.

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic


Thanks.


Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/
You think that's weird, look at these two I got a while back. :lol:
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And you don't need to leave just because close minded sissies like him are easily offended. :)
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Posted 29 May 2017 - 07:26 PM

Got a PM from someone.

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic
Thanks.

 
Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/
You want to leave because some loser who doesn't like homos told you to change your profile pic?
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