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Posted 02 October 2010 - 07:53 AM
|I have a pet mushroom. His name is Harold.|
Posted 02 October 2010 - 11:03 AM
|Listen here you little fa**oty piece of flaming excrement|
Posted 06 October 2010 - 04:11 PM
|QUOTE (junkie2115 @ Oct 5 2010 @ 10:55)|
Yes. and because of my Obession for her ^_^. im a 15 year old who loves Miley alot. I have all her Songs on my PS3 and i have "Photoshopped Naked Pictures of her" haha. every Trophy i get goes up on my Facebook soo yeah. I would get Lolz up the arse.
Posted 07 October 2010 - 12:02 AM Edited by Blizzard14, 07 October 2010 - 12:04 AM.
| so ya, it takes place in san andreas...and a little bit remodled|
theres now a NASA space station with a rocket that launches every couple in-game days. if you manage to steal the rocket and break the shuttle off before it reaches space (where you intantly die) you caan fly it around.
new "gang": ku klux klan. dont worry, no racist slurs. they just say "I HATE YOUR KIND" they are armed with shot guns cause they are rednecks
theres also NASCAR tournaments that go on. (warning kkk hangs out here) if you Can manage to steal NASCAR, you will be happy cause they are the fastest
also i thought of these new warning system
1-6 are same in previous games (except gta4)
6 star: instead of rhinos, there are now real tanks (which drive kinda mid speed) and hard to turn, but you cant get busted since the openening is on top.
also there is an armored train. if you are by a train station, you better leave because the amored train will shoot at you and bomb you.
7 star: US navy. they come in giant frigates. the ships also launch hydras, and the ships will shoot missles at you (if you are by water)
8 star: nuclear bomb. there will be a time warning, if you dont hide, you will die. the bomb will explode the entire area your at (if your in los santos, say goodbye to it)
9 star: the angels. god decides that you are un-stoppable, so last resort. he sends down an army of angels. they shoot at you with homing arrows that kill u in one hit. you must go the church and get the sword of death that satan activates to kill them. if you kill 10, god makes a daring deal with satan and they team up to stop YOU.
10 star: the omen when this happens, the entire screen will turn red and move in slow motion (but the omen can move ine extreme speed still). the omen will apear and slash you. it is a one hit kill, so this may be near impossible. go back to the church and change the sword the sword of light to kill him.
11 star: explosion of earth. god decides to explode the earth. this happens near instantly, so you must get a space shuttle FAST.
12 star: alien army. army of aliens await you and shoot you down instantly. near impossible to survive.
| Hey peeps my name is greg long AKA Gtavice My mom will let me stay homr from skool one day if I get enough people to say yes its reasonable for such a game like this or there doing it so please reply |
Me and my ps2 thank you for the help youcould bring!
now start repyling to help
Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:34 AM Edited by NickRad, 07 October 2010 - 02:36 AM.
Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:36 AM
|I've had even old women almost offering to give me a f*cking blow job over the phone|
Posted 07 October 2010 - 03:02 AM
|QUOTE (WidowMaker @ Oct 4 2010, 05:29)|
That is ironic, Kevin.
Posted 07 October 2010 - 07:41 AM
|QUOTE (Blizzard14 @ Oct 1 2010, 05:23)|
Forgot who wrote that, but im sure it was someone from here.
Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:27 PM
|QUOTE (Typhus @ Oct 7 2010, 04:06)|
| I have woken up many times and had blood all over me. It's been happening ever since I was a child.|
..And don't let the blood freak you out, grow accustomed to the taste of it and how it looks on you, and you should be fine.
All my matresses and quilts look like a Baghdad ballroom. But one simply gets used to it.
Posted 07 October 2010 - 04:35 PM Edited by Slynke, 07 October 2010 - 04:42 PM.
|QUOTE (nerner @ Oct 7 2010, 11:54)|
| See here for examples of group retardation.|
Wasn't going to repost the first few posts since they are just obviously spam...
|me am i is are 15 ass old|
|QUOTE (Typhus @ Oct 7 2010, 12:35)|
|It turns this whole internet machine into something that can cause genuine hurt feelings and emotional distress.|
Posted 08 October 2010 - 03:45 AM
|QUOTE (GTA addict69 @ Oct 7 2010, 01:32)|
|Reported it? Does that mean I will get a spanking?† † I hope he is cute.†|
Posted 08 October 2010 - 03:49 AM
You obviously have never jacked off before
Posted 10 October 2010 - 05:37 PM
| I locked this topic because it's nothing more than a "Hey, look at me, someone admitted they're wrong!" topic. Yeah, congrataf*ckinglations loser, you finally got someone to admit that they were wrong about you, even if it took a year of litigation, a website, and countless showings of CourtTV's "Hot Pursuit". You are like a giant sphincter over GTANet, constantly showering us with sh*t that nobody wants to see or deal with.|
Also, I got an e-highfive from a forumer after I locked your f*cking topic. I came so hard that I knocked peachy square on her ass.
As for playing both sides of the gun issue: I love guns. I'm sorry that I played Devil's advocate in a few topics and got your dick all swole because there's an "anti" in the crowd. If I focused on my own game, I'd get better in life? Like making assistant manager at the Toledo Papa Johns? Damn, son. There are so many things I could say to that, but jesus christ, hearing it from a pizza boy who voluntarily wears suspenders and isn't a special Olympian gets me to a point where I'm at a loss for proper words. Also: Black hearted? Because I hate you? I'm pretty sure that makes me a normal human beings.
You must've done something, playa. Dudes don't get demodded and BANNED for no reason. If you're so goddamn hard about getting the truth out, why don't you enlighten us as to why you had your posting rights removed? And fair warning, if you use any self-righteous martyr bullsh*t in your post I'm going to e-kick you in the e-ass. Adding "e-" prefixes isn't 1997 or anything, is it?
Posted 10 October 2010 - 06:07 PM
Posted 10 October 2010 - 06:57 PM Edited by nerner, 10 October 2010 - 07:25 PM.
|QUOTE (Typhus @ Oct 10 2010, 19:07)|
| That topic disappeared ages ago. Where did you find that quote?|
But it's a great inclusion. Anuj is a guy who gets funnier as he gets angrier
Posted 11 October 2010 - 01:56 AM
|Hi friends, I want to know who do you think it's the most handsome character in GTA. Even if you're a man, don't be shy to vote, think that a man in handsome doesn't make you gay I think the guys in this pool are the only hot characters in GTA, but the hottest is Claude .What do you think? Oh, and if it is in the wrong forum, sorry, I don't know if general GTA topics have to be here.|
Posted 11 October 2010 - 04:46 AM
|QUOTE (desmosedici @ May 24 2008, 10:55)|
| Please help me accomplish this commendable feat! I feel as if I have the devil perched atop my shoulder whispering into my ear to commit sin! I know it's not written in The 10 Commandments, but I still consider it to be wrong, but either I'm being controlled by the devil or my right arm has a mind of its own and I can't stop it from jerking my dick.|
I feel guilty for doing it and I know that God is trying to help me to not do it because of his plans for me in the future, all of which form into his Divine Plan. When I'm tempted to beat my meat, I try to think of what Jesus did for me on the cross and how much the Father loves me.
It usually helps me do the right thing or give me peace when I think of how much God loves me. And when I say usually I mean a few days and then I break! I try to remember that the Father is perfect and loving and wants what's best for me.
I feel awful. I knew that this might happen. In order to succeed it takes a few failures to make it. By Gods grace, I will make it to 7 days and more. Look on the bright side, I have made progress by going longer without it.
I just wanted to encourage all of you to accompany on this journey. I know exactly how difficult this battle is; I've fought it for half a decade.
Freedom and healing are a journey, not a destination. It's a long process, slips will happen, but look at them as an opportunity to get better, rather than beat yourself up about it.
So, please, GTAForums, be honest and open yourselves up to yourself, God, me, and the rest of the community.
One day down, 27 to go. You are all in my prayers.
May Microbe bless you. Have faith in Microbe.
Posted 11 October 2010 - 11:30 PM
|QUOTE (Daz @ Oct 11 2010, 16:36)|
|I want to go into the pitt naked, and punch everything|
Posted 12 October 2010 - 01:43 PM
|Dude looks like someone stepped on a leprechaun with a mic.|
Posted 12 October 2010 - 10:56 PM Edited by Deji, 12 October 2010 - 11:08 PM.
Posted 13 October 2010 - 12:20 PM
|sut the f*ck up. your just pissed because were talking about emulationa and all that sh*t. im really wealthy in real life but u dont see me going to buy games when there right in front of me where i can download them. f*ck ALL HATERS THAT THINK THAT IM WRONG, BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A sh*t. and if a mod tries to ban me from this website, i dont give a f*ck. why r so many of u people care about the rules so much. damm u make me sick. i know u have to follow the rules smetimes but that doesnt mean u have to protect the games from falling apart. thats rockstar's problem, not ours people. WAKEEE UPP|
Posted 13 October 2010 - 04:06 PM
| Don't be such a douchebag and if your wealthy witch your not because you have spelling errors why go on internet forums and start acting like your 2 years old?|
and I'm going to fix you spelling errors
RICHM7 said:Shut the f*ck up. your just pissed because were talking about emulations and all that sh*t. I'm really wealthy in real life but you don't see me going to buy games when there right in front of me where I can download them. f*ck all haters that think that I'm wrong, because I don't give a sh*t. and if a mod tries to ban me from this website, I don't give a f*ck. why are so many of you people care about the rules so much. damn you make me sick. I know you have to follow the rules sometimes but that doesn't mean you have to protect the games from falling apart. that's rock-star's problem, not ours people wake up.
if you Don't like the site than leave.
Posted 14 October 2010 - 04:02 PM
|QUOTE (κενιη @ Oct 14 2010, 09:10)|
Neil Armstrong is an astronaut, jackass.
Posted 21 October 2010 - 07:40 PM
|QUOTE ( Dominico)|
| Lol, you make fun of my picture now. AT LEAST I HAD THE COURAGE TO UPLOAD MY OWN PIC, UNLIKE YOU GAY ASS UGLY MOTHERf*ckERS, WHO LOOK LIKE RAPISTS. And yes, I'm straight, and I don't pay for "love" like you do every Saturday night. You fail big time. And I'm not afraid to post my pic anywhere, many girls said I'm cute.|
If you think I'm gay then everyone on this forum is gay. Just because I like to take care of my looks doesn't mean I'm gay.
I bet you're more homophobes than me lol.
Posted 21 October 2010 - 07:42 PM
|QUOTE (Unoriginal44 @ Oct 21 2010, 19:40)|
Couldn't stop laughing haha.
Posted 22 October 2010 - 09:17 PM
|QUOTE (meta: just now)|
Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
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