First job, got $25/hour. Ridiculous considering all I did was pour people beer.
Jesus, did you have to do it naked or something?
I collect dryer lint and fashion it into useful household utensils.
Rollerblading, skateboarding, skydiving, videogaming, cheap travel > Poking a dead animal with a stick/chasing pigeons/throwing stones at your friends balls/running around like a maniac
Tell you what I'll meet you in Trafalgar Square next Saturday, you bring some stones and a stick, and I'll bring along the decomposing cat. If you don't have the time of your life, I'll buy you a rollerblade. Now you can't say fairer than that.
Just bring along a spare pair of socks, because your other pair will be blown right off.
And lastly, A big fat I told you so to this guy. He said "Mark my words" and I did exactly that, only to come back and zing the bastard today, only 24 months later. AHA! That's right, I held this for two whole years just for this moment. Boom Mothaf*cka!!!
My Penis grew 5 inches after making this I told you so post which i've been waiting to say for two years, so You can run and tell that, Hoooommmeebooiii!