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#4231

Posted 23 August 2014 - 11:00 AM Edited by F4L?, 23 August 2014 - 11:08 AM.

 

 

First job, got $25/hour. Ridiculous considering all I did was pour people beer. 


Jesus, did you have to do it naked or something?

 

http://gtaforums.com...t-salary/page-2
 

I collect dryer lint and fashion it into useful household utensils.

 

http://gtaforums.com...ve-any-hobbies/

 

 

 

Rollerblading, skateboarding, skydiving, videogaming, cheap travel > Poking a dead animal with a stick/chasing pigeons/throwing stones at your friends balls/running around like a maniac  

 

:p

 

Tell you what I'll meet you in Trafalgar Square next Saturday, you bring some stones and a stick, and I'll bring along the decomposing cat. If you don't have the time of your life, I'll buy you a rollerblade. Now you can't say fairer than that.

 

Just bring along a spare pair of socks, because your other pair will be blown right off. 

 

http://gtaforums.com...entry1066024865
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#4232

Posted 23 August 2014 - 01:22 PM

 

 

I'd do her. Shes horny as f*ck.


Ewwwww, why would you do this?
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I must admit that she is ugly in that picture because she doesnt wear make up there.

Shes hot here though.
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Her ass is fake though.


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#4233

Posted 23 August 2014 - 01:57 PM

I'd do her. Shes horny as f*ck.


Ewwwww, why would you do this?
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I must admit that she is ugly in that picture because she doesnt wear make up there.
Shes hot here though.
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Her ass is fake though.

Everything about her is fake. But that doesnt mean shes ugly. I dont listen to her songs etc but i think shes hot.

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 03:46 PM

Take your fake butt chat to PM, please :)


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#4235

Posted 23 August 2014 - 03:52 PM

 

 

 

Ok. So you really think the cop just decided to murder a random person in the middle of the street in the middle of the day?

Don't be silly.
A random BLACK person.

You are racist as f*ck.

No, I don't work for the police force.

 

This post is a win.

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#4236

Posted 24 August 2014 - 08:55 AM Edited by Andreas, 24 August 2014 - 08:57 AM.

I just found this screenshot I made a few weeks ago:

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#4237

Posted 24 August 2014 - 08:58 AM

I gotta admit, Raavi is the funniest mod in this site, followed by Voodoo :lol:

 

Uhh.... does PMs also count? I wouldn't post it until I get an answer.

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#4238

Posted 24 August 2014 - 06:16 PM

Can't find the threads, but remember when some guy was convienced that Chop would be the main antagonist in GTA V, or when someone conspired that Michael was actually Claude. Good times. The V forum just before release was an acopalyptic wasteland filled with secret treasures.
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#4239

Posted 24 August 2014 - 06:19 PM

Can't find the threads, but remember when some guy was convienced that Chop would be the main antagonist in GTA V, or when someone conspired that Michael was actually Claude. Good times. The V forum just before release was an acopalyptic wasteland filled with secret treasures.

Watcha talkin' about?

 

The V section was and will always be a wasteland.


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Posted 24 August 2014 - 06:53 PM

Can't find the threads, but remember when some guy was convienced that Chop would be the main antagonist in GTA V, or when someone conspired that Michael was actually Claude. Good times. The V forum just before release was an acopalyptic wasteland filled with secret treasures.

Watcha talkin' about?
 
The V section was and will always be a wasteland.

The V section now is like a post-acopalyptic society 50 years after a nuclear war. The V section from the 14th to 17th september was like a post-acopalyptic society a week after a nuclear war.
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Posted 24 August 2014 - 06:58 PM

 

 

Can't find the threads, but remember when some guy was convienced that Chop would be the main antagonist in GTA V, or when someone conspired that Michael was actually Claude. Good times. The V forum just before release was an acopalyptic wasteland filled with secret treasures.

Watcha talkin' about?
 
The V section was and will always be a wasteland.

The V section now is like a post-acopalyptic society 50 years after a nuclear war. The V section from the 14th to 17th september was like a post-acopalyptic society a week after a nuclear war.

Thank the guys who view their opinions as facts and have the fetish of showcasing their opinions in almost every thread. AKA 70% of the users there. The mods should just remove it completely for a while and give some English lessons to define what OPINION means.


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#4242

Posted 24 August 2014 - 10:57 PM

Quotes or GTFO.


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#4243

Posted 25 August 2014 - 10:46 AM

This thread.


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#4244

Posted 25 August 2014 - 10:49 AM

Eh, the thread was deleted or something.

 

Also, yo, Voodoo, is it fine to post screencaps of PMs? I have a winner that just waits for an answer whenever to post or not. ;)


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Posted 25 August 2014 - 12:25 PM

Also, yo, Voodoo, is it fine to post screencaps of PMs? I have a winner that just waits for an answer whenever to post or not. ;)

It's been done before but it's up to you to decide whether it's appropriate or not. If it's offensive, probably not.

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#4246

Posted 25 August 2014 - 02:38 PM

I can't quote, because the thread is locked. Oh, and the OP got banned though I'm not sure why. Usually a troll thread gets someone a warning or a suspension, but a perma-ban? That is for repeated offenses.
 
 
Anyway, here's the quotable notables
 
http://gtaforums.com...o-rape-a-woman/
 
 
Do you guys think R* should make it possible to rape women in GTA ?
I want to have that opportuinity to kidnap a woman, hostage her, put her in my basement and rape her everyday, listen to her crying, watching her tears etc.

Dont get me wrong, im not a psycho and if killing people in game is ok then why not raping ?

What the f*ck is his problem?rape in gta?
I remenber i saw a video in youtube called "what game features we want in gta v" and is was full of creepy requests such as :
-rape women
-kidnap families
-kids (to hit them with the car)
-kidnapping
And s lot more i dont remenber,this brings the question who the f*ck in his mind wants to kidnap a family?!

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#4247

Posted 25 August 2014 - 04:04 PM Edited by ten-a-penny, 25 August 2014 - 04:04 PM.

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

 

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 10:28 PM Edited by Yolo Swaggins, 28 August 2014 - 12:02 AM.

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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom

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#4249

Posted 27 August 2014 - 10:49 PM

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

--snip--

Why is your grammar so much better in your PMs?

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#4250

Posted 27 August 2014 - 11:27 PM

Rules of the quotable notables club.

 

Rule No.1: Don't quote yourself.

Rule No.2: Especially if it's a long, unfunny, tedious set of PM's that require a magnifying glass to read

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Posted 27 August 2014 - 11:36 PM

Rules of the quotable notables club.

 

Rule No.1: Don't quote yourself.

Rule No.2: Especially if it's a long, unfunny, tedious set of PM's that require a magnifying glass to read

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#4252

Posted 28 August 2014 - 01:35 AM


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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom
The fact that you can actually see my face makes it more funny

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 04:36 AM



 


 

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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom
The fact that you can actually see my face makes it more funny

 

I think the word you're looking for is "groovy".

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 05:34 AM

Welp that's one way to get your topic locked in a hurry..

 

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#4255

Posted 28 August 2014 - 06:34 AM

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

 

<snip>

 

This guy goes way overboard with his SA fanboyism. There's the odd time he may actually make a point, but yeah...


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 08:15 AM

 

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

--snip--

Why is your grammar so much better in your PMs

Well, I dunno. Maybe because that dude pissed the f*ck outta me.

 

 

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

 

<snip>

 

This guy goes way overboard with his SA fanboyism. There's the odd time he may actually make a point, but yeah...

And you call yourself a fanboy. Last time I checked a fanboy is a person who hate someone criticize whatever he's a fan of. You actually criticize IV better than almost nobody here.

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 11:20 AM

 

And you call yourself a fanboy. Last time I checked a fanboy is a person who hate someone criticize whatever he's a fan of. You actually criticize IV better than almost nobody here.

 

 

Sort of off topic.

 

i don't know, but I get a kick out of calling myself a fanboy and others labelling me as such. It doesn't offend me at all.:)


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 06:55 PM

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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom

The fact that you can actually see my face makes it more funny

I think the word you're looking for is "groovy".

Especially because he looks like Tommy Vercetti.
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:11 AM

 

 

 

 

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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom

 

 

The fact that you can actually see my face makes it more funny

 

I think the word you're looking for is "groovy".

 

Especially because he looks like Tommy Vercetti.

 

Actually I think he looks like Bruce Campbell hence "groovy". Although I can see why he would also resemble Vercetti, especially with the shirt he's wearing.


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:26 AM


 


Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....
:sly:
--snip--

Why is your grammar so much better in your PMs
Well, I dunno. Maybe because that dude pissed the f*ck outta me.
 

 


Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....
:sly:
 
<snip>

 
This guy goes way overboard with his SA fanboyism. There's the odd time he may actually make a point, but yeah...
And you call yourself a fanboy. Last time I checked a fanboy is a person who hate someone criticize whatever he's a fan of. You actually criticize IV better than almost nobody here.
Me and SoL are fanboy brothers.
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