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#4171

Posted 14 July 2014 - 01:34 AM

Oh damn, I forgot this thread existed! Here's a gem of some redneck guy derailing a thread because of me to the point of it getting locked. The whole thing's here.

 

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Posted 14 July 2014 - 10:19 AM

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#4173

Posted 15 July 2014 - 11:21 PM

Oh damn, I forgot this thread existed! Here's a gem of some redneck guy derailing a thread because of me to the point of it getting locked. The whole thing's here.

 

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That's creepy AF. He's definitely got a vendetta against you.


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#4174

Posted 15 July 2014 - 11:28 PM

 

Oh damn, I forgot this thread existed! Here's a gem of some redneck guy derailing a thread because of me to the point of it getting locked. The whole thing's here.

 

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That's creepy AF. He's definitely got a vendetta against you.

 

 

Indeed it is. I'm trying to figure out what he's gonna do but he won't tell me, so that's that. I'm still surprised why he's holding such a vendetta against me just because I don't like the South.

 

OT: Could this entire thread be a quotable notable?


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#4175

Posted 25 July 2014 - 10:30 PM

1. )

 

 

 

 

I was casually driving my tank

yeah right

 

Doesn't matter how I was doing it, fact is, this new feature can easily be abused.

 

Nigga you're the one who's abusing some'in. You got what cho ass deserve right there ya dumb ass

 

 

 

 

 

2.)

Thread: Polish ppl

 

Yeah I know I'm from Poland but why I'm always sitting in lobby with polish ppl. They're idiots and playing in that lobby in more worse than playing in bad sports lobby. There always tanks, jets no mercy just killing everyone. I think it started after patch 1.14

 
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#4176

Posted 27 July 2014 - 02:14 PM

From the GTA:Online Section:

 

If you're not going to quote my whole post, and insist on being a jackass, don't bother quoting me at all. This forum is getting a wee bit irritating in that regards.

 

I had no idea somebody could be so dense.


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#4177

Posted 28 July 2014 - 06:26 AM

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This guy came on the forums last night, maybe I'm too tired but I laughed too much at the thought of this guy coming in here and acting like a fool.

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#4178

Posted 05 August 2014 - 05:22 PM

Trevor can huff pot outside of his trailer

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#4179

Posted 05 August 2014 - 05:36 PM

Yeah, Pot that you put in the tank of a car. HA!

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#4180

Posted 05 August 2014 - 09:34 PM Edited by SingularSoul, 05 August 2014 - 09:35 PM.

This gem really had me in stitches.

I've sadly forgotten the thread it came from :/

 

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 02:09 AM Edited by zuckmeslow, 06 August 2014 - 02:10 AM.

This gem really had me in stitches.

I've sadly forgotten the thread it came from :/

 

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http://gtaforums.com...v/?p=1065915341

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#4182

Posted 06 August 2014 - 02:06 PM



 




 



[youtube video of IV driving gameplay]

That's supposed to be a sports car, but the suspension on it is like a motherf*cking ice cream truck. And it's not just that car. The suspension in GTA 4 is way to wobbly, like the cars are on springs, not shock absorbers.
 
 
So? A bit of tweaks and you'll get the best handling ever in a GTA game.
 
Exactly what we got in GTA V, IV with a few tweaks.

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#4183

Posted 06 August 2014 - 05:51 PM

If I had one wish, I would wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.


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#4184

Posted 06 August 2014 - 06:12 PM

If I had one wish, I would wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.


That's an eminem lyric bro

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#4185

Posted 06 August 2014 - 06:25 PM Edited by PooyanCyrus, 06 August 2014 - 06:27 PM.

If I had one wish, I would wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

That's an eminem lyric bro
Now I feel like a joke! Use this quote :p
Mostly because I love MM album and i forgot this sh*t. :/

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 08:06 PM Edited by FRA1Z3R, 06 August 2014 - 09:43 PM.

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#4187

Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:06 PM

[youtube video of IV driving gameplay]

That's supposed to be a sports car, but the suspension on it is like a motherf*cking ice cream truck. And it's not just that car. The suspension in GTA 4 is way to wobbly, like the cars are on springs, not shock absorbers.
 
So? A bit of tweaks and you'll get the best handling ever in a GTA game.
Exactly what we got in GTA V, IV with a few tweaks.
:^: LOL! Idiocy at it's finest.
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#4188

Posted 07 August 2014 - 04:01 AM

 

Actually, Vlynor is right.

 

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 04:55 AM

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/tv/ pls


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#4190

Posted 07 August 2014 - 06:43 PM

I'm a betafag who has aspergers and have never had a girlfriend.

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#4191

Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:51 AM

 

I officially lost it with my father.

Was he gentle?

 

bahahahaha

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 03:19 AM

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 03:31 AM

*slow clap*


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 03:55 PM Edited by Voodoo, 11 August 2014 - 06:35 PM.

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Lmao

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:27 PM Edited by Vercetti27, 10 August 2014 - 09:27 PM.

 

Pedophilia may disgust you and I would never wish abuse on a child, but it should be defended and there should be a concerted effort to give pedophiles a way to legally gain sexual release. In the future, should robotics become advanced enough, I genuinely feel that providing a robotic child to these people will end the fuss once and for all.

a classic from typhus. in the future, there will be robot children designed for f*cking

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:33 AM Edited by Sugar Free Nos, 11 August 2014 - 01:37 AM.

This may be one of my favorite thread closing posts from a staff member ever. 10/10

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http://gtaforums.com...t/?p=1065972631
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Posted 11 August 2014 - 06:03 AM

Winning!

 

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"I'm not a big fan of video games" but is on a forum dedicated to a video game,


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 12:56 PM


Winning!
 
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"I'm not a big fan of video games" but is on a forum dedicated to a video game,

Shame because he was making a valid point up until then :p

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#4199

Posted 11 August 2014 - 02:48 PM

I wasn't sure how he would respond to me and I was laughing with what he said:
 

topic: http://gtaforums.com...entry1065975662

 

 

I'm somebodies dad. m_c31_udz4u.gif

Do they know?

 

Not yet.....I hope.

 

It's not the over-the-top weird stuff people say in Gen Chat but I found it funny.

 


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 05:42 PM

 

 

I officially lost it with my father.

Was he gentle?

 

bahahahaha

HA! Way to make my day!

 

This may be one of my favorite thread closing posts from a staff member ever. 10/10

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http://gtaforums.com...t/?p=1065972631

lol. Another reason why I like Raavi the most between all the mods. :^:





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