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#4141

Posted 31 May 2014 - 07:48 PM

Damn my grammar wasn't even near as bad as his back when I was 13.
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#4142

Posted 31 May 2014 - 07:57 PM

Damn my grammar wasn't even near as bad as his back when I was 13.

 

He learned to use Comic Sans, sooo.. 

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Posted 23 June 2014 - 04:32 PM Edited by BOSS 302, 23 June 2014 - 04:32 PM.

 

Hi last 2 weeks i found myself a special member????

Am I VIP? Have extra options to do?

Sometimes Now i know why you became a special member

 

 

I guess there's nothing wrong posting 3 weeks later rather then editing my post?

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#4144

Posted 25 June 2014 - 11:13 PM

Damn my grammar wasn't even near as bad as his back when I was 13.

I'm 14. The difference between the two of us is incredible.


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#4145

Posted 26 June 2014 - 04:10 PM

 

@gtarelatedusername2: It was actually from this thread http://gtaforums.com...have-fapped-to/ not the masturbation one.

 

Anyways is it too late to quote this post ?  Well screw it I'm going to do it, this post will always have me rolling

 

http://gtaforums.com...ssed-storytime/

 

so i was at the doctors getting my anal hole checked out as i'd been having pains there. it took a lot of strength and courage for me to even go as i felt so awkward about it, thinking he'd judge me and chit. i walk into the room, nervous, knees weak arms were heavy, sit down uncomofortably and he starts asking me questions. i begin to get a bit more comfortable knowing he really is just a doctor and it's his job to do things like this. 

he tells me he is going to need to inspect my arse, so he plants his finger inside my tight af hole, starts feeling around to make sure everything's ok. im all good at this point, just trying to not make eye contact. but then he sticks it in a bit further, and fukk brahs chit went bad from here. i instantly, involuntarily got a ferocious boner.. he made a remark like 'oh hello there haha, don't worry it's normal' 'NORMAL' i was thinking watdafuk cuz, he seemed to be enjoying it i could tell by the little smile on his face, i was just thinking brah is this the reason you became a doc so you could stick your junk inside ppls arses. anyway, the worst part is yet to come... after about 10 seconds the feeling was so fukking pleasurable and i was like squirming and grasping his hand, i involuntarily said 'so good, so good' i mustered a look at him to see if he was still smiling, he wasnt but we made extremely unpleasant eye contact.. then all of a sudden out of nowhere, i busted a hyooge nut.. most of which went over this phaggot! i simply can't describe the feels i felt.. sorry i just had to get this out to someone i can't tell anyone irl obviously.. i think it's safe to say i won't be going to him again.. or maybe i will, srs

srs

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doctor checked inside my anal hole as i had been having pains
felt uncomfortable as fukk
he put his finger inside to check
i got an instant bonrar
cummed like never before after about 15 seconds
so awkward cuz

 

 

So many LOL's from this.

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#4146

Posted 26 June 2014 - 10:41 PM

The Online Gamer, on 26 Jun 2014 - 10:36 PM, said:
They are sorta communist tho.

The definition of communism is a country in where the people have little power over the government, if I'm not mistaken.
I don't think that Ching Chang Chong living over in Poo Town has a say in what Kim does.
If I'm mistaken please correct me.

 

What i highlighted in red....

From this topic http://gtaforums.com...is-at-it-again/


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Posted 26 June 2014 - 11:14 PM

So, there's this thread called "Rectal Proplapse" ..


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#4148

Posted 27 June 2014 - 12:31 AM

The Online Gamer, on 26 Jun 2014 - 10:36 PM, said:
They are sorta communist tho.

The definition of communism is a country in where the people have little power over the government, if I'm not mistaken.
I don't think that Ching Chang Chong living over in Poo Town has a say in what Kim does.
If I'm mistaken please correct me.

 

What i highlighted in red....

From this topic http://gtaforums.com...is-at-it-again/

I liked this one, personally:

 


You are not only mistaken your idea of what communism is isn't even in the same ZIP code as reality.


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#4149

Posted 27 June 2014 - 02:13 AM


The Online Gamer, on 26 Jun 2014 - 10:36 PM, said:
They are sorta communist tho.
The definition of communism is a country in where the people have little power over the government, if I'm not mistaken.
I don't think that Ching Chang Chong living over in Poo Town has a say in what Kim does.
If I'm mistaken please correct me.
 
What i highlighted in red....
From this topic http://gtaforums.com...is-at-it-again/

I liked this one, personally:
 


You are not only mistaken your idea of what communism is isn't even in the same ZIP code as reality.

I wasn't trying to be racist, but they interpreted that as racist.
And apparently raavi didn't completely read.. I said to correct me, he just insulted me, so I'm ignoring him and his attitude.

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 02:18 AM

 

 

The Online Gamer, on 26 Jun 2014 - 10:36 PM, said:
They are sorta communist tho.
The definition of communism is a country in where the people have little power over the government, if I'm not mistaken.
I don't think that Ching Chang Chong living over in Poo Town has a say in what Kim does.
If I'm mistaken please correct me.
 
What i highlighted in red....
From this topic http://gtaforums.com...is-at-it-again/

I liked this one, personally:
 

You are not only mistaken your idea of what communism is isn't even in the same ZIP code as reality.

I wasn't trying to be racist, but they interpreted that as racist.
And apparently raavi didn't completely read.. I said to correct me, he just insulted me, so I'm ignoring him and his attitude.

 

 

"I don't think that Ching Chang Chong living over in Poo Town has a say in what Kim does."
 
Nah, not even a hint of racism there, buddy.
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#4151

Posted 27 June 2014 - 02:19 AM Edited by The Online Gamer, 27 June 2014 - 02:38 AM.


 

 

The Online Gamer, on 26 Jun 2014 - 10:36 PM, said:
They are sorta communist tho.
The definition of communism is a country in where the people have little power over the government, if I'm not mistaken.
I don't think that Ching Chang Chong living over in Poo Town has a say in what Kim does.
If I'm mistaken please correct me.
 
What i highlighted in red....
From this topic http://gtaforums.com...is-at-it-again/

I liked this one, personally:
 

You are not only mistaken your idea of what communism is isn't even in the same ZIP code as reality.

I wasn't trying to be racist, but they interpreted that as racist.
And apparently raavi didn't completely read.. I said to correct me, he just insulted me, so I'm ignoring him and his attitude.
 
 
"I don't think that Ching Chang Chong living over in Poo Town has a say in what Kim does."
Nah, not even a hint of racism there, buddy.
There is a hint of racism, but I meant for it to be funny.
Rucka Rucka Ali has a song called Ching Chang Chong which is where i thought of the name.
Poo Town isn't ment to be mean, it's ment to be funny.

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#4152

Posted 27 June 2014 - 03:29 AM

Just...

 

 

Stop already.

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#4153

Posted 27 June 2014 - 03:32 AM

it's ment to be funny.

Well, it wasn't. Back on topic now.


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#4154

Posted 27 June 2014 - 06:20 PM

I can't stop laughing at this:

 

 

 

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Just look at his effort to create that signature, different colors, transparent background... Raavi, this guy really likes you, but he doesn't know how to express his feelings! That's why he's so angry!

He's been playing GTA since he was two years old? I was sh*tting my pants at two years old.

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Posted 28 June 2014 - 07:53 PM

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#4156

Posted 29 June 2014 - 01:30 AM

 

f*cking women man..

 

I get a text about 45mins ago, right? Let me lay this convo out right quick.

 

Chick: Hey, what r u doin?

 

Me: Just got out of shower and relaxing

 

Chick: u free 2nite?

 

Me: Maybe.. what's up?

 

Chick: Just bored and lonely havent seen you in awhile

 

Me: Come on by if you want, I'll be here

 

Chick: k see u soon babe

 

 

20 mins later

 

 

Me: yo, i just cracked some beer open, prolly gonna game it up

 

Chick: what? I just got dressed and all

 

Me: well.. you took too long

 

Chick: whatev .. u juss dont wanna see me

 

Me: At this time, no.. I rather drink

 

Chick: ur such an ass

 

Me: I want that ass, yes.

 

Chick: oh really?

 

Me: Yup.. still waiting

 

Chick: just hold it for me baby

 

 

LOL .. like what the hell. Bi-polar c*nt.

 
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Posted 29 June 2014 - 01:51 AM

That's a pretty good quote, I agree.

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 01:59 AM

I can't pinpoint one, so I'll just leave this here

 

http://gtaforums.com...&userMode=title

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 07:11 AM

In the next gen version there should be a new stealth mission where trevor should sneak into michaels mansion and without getting noticed by michael and his children and then should lock amanda in a room and steal her panties and get out of the mansion and the reward is trevor can freeroam in amanda's panties.it would be awesome lol.

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 02:44 PM

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#4161

Posted 02 July 2014 - 08:02 PM

:lol:

 

Look, I just need female approval over the internet, ok! I'm lonely, and sad, and I've kinda, uh, gotta small penis. Sometime's women laugh when they look at it.

It has been named by some as: "That little tormentor down there".

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Posted 03 July 2014 - 03:59 AM Edited by WorldofCog, 03 July 2014 - 04:01 AM.

Here's a classic.

Dud dats not gas

Dats a chikn


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Posted 04 July 2014 - 01:01 AM

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Question about discounts for GTA5 for PS4 even you had already bought the PS3 version:

Rockstar  Technician:  You are still going to pay the FULL PRICE for $60 <---Standard version of GTA5

 

Question about Heists release date:

Rockstar TechnicianWe are working on Heists  *have no official release date yet*

 

Question about Digital Version of GTA5 for PS4:

Rockstar Technician:  No, you will have to buy the Game Disc 

 

Question about how long the Independence Day's Special last? 

Rockstar Technician   A few days

 

Question about GTA5 Leaked Information:

Rockstar Technician Just rumors *they are made up*

 

 

 

 

This thread. http://gtaforums.com...tar-technician/


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Posted 04 July 2014 - 05:37 AM


Here's a classic.

Dud dats not gas
Dats a chikn


I know the quote, but at least add the context for everyone else

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#4165

Posted 04 July 2014 - 05:54 AM Edited by rawrsnar, 04 July 2014 - 05:55 AM.

 

I love the ferris whale (not a typo, it is called the ferris whale<only a true ferris whaler would know that>)and I love it I spent 49 minutes on it today and I am making a crew called the Ferris Whalers Day On feel free to join if u love the ferris whale so discuss your love for the ferris whale below and post dic picks of the ferris whale

 

 

A gem from the GTA:O section.

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Posted 06 July 2014 - 02:41 PM

Oh...

 

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Posted 06 July 2014 - 06:46 PM Edited by elanman, 06 July 2014 - 06:48 PM.

 
 

 

I went bowling, I guess. It wasn't really a date, but only the 2 of us showed up.

 

Further reading:
After only 2 of us showed up, she called some of her friends
We ended up bowling, like 7 of us. real fun. When we got back, she had to walk quite a distance, and asked if I would accompany her since it was 'scary in the dark'.

Unfortunately, her hot friend decided to accompany the pair of us. Turned out that she was alright too. Ended up sleeping with and having relationships with both of them. Life is crazy, no?

 

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#4168

Posted 06 July 2014 - 07:21 PM

Oh...

 

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This forum never ceases to amaze me, haha!

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Posted 06 July 2014 - 09:58 PM

In this topic: http://gtaforums.com...f-tea-or-coffee

 

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hahaha Bear Grylls jokes are always funny, at least for me.
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Posted 14 July 2014 - 01:30 AM

I saw this gem and knew right away that it should be preserved for all of eternity.


If the history of the universe is truly a chemical reaction, then there should be a mathematical formula that lets you calculate what's going to happen next

 
Then would me slamming my head into the wall with my dick in my hand while yelling "HOLY CRAP" be calculated?
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