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#4111

Posted 31 March 2014 - 02:17 AM

 

 

YOU HAVE FOUND THE MISSING MALAYSIA AIRPLANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

False, it wasnt a 747 that went missing
your right it was your sense of humor that went missing

 

http://gtaforums.com...entry1065085671

I thought it was hilarious.

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#4112

Posted 31 March 2014 - 07:20 AM Edited by *MURDOC*, 31 March 2014 - 07:23 AM.

 

 

 

I NEED A f*ckING BLACKLIGHT

there an app for Android :3

How the hell does that work

Oraybe you can put under the direct sunlight...should be seen...since the sun have uv beam

 

 

 

 

Sunlight equals Blacklight, who knew?

 

 

 

(If this dude knew there was oxygen in water, would he think you can breathe water?)

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#4113

Posted 31 March 2014 - 11:56 AM Edited by StingrayX, 31 March 2014 - 11:57 AM.

Hahahah, we can explore exteriors in V, that is truly hilarious..

 

In IV we had a lack of explorable exteriors.  :sui:

 

A reply made to some fool's stupid post, one about "explorable exteriors"...


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#4114

Posted 31 March 2014 - 02:24 PM

Hello, everyone! I'm a member that mainly sticks around the GTA: Online section, but I come bearing the TRUTH about some of this forum's moderating staff from a very trustworthy source, GTA: Online Led-By WBaker.
 

 

Why was this thread unpinned?


It turns out some wild mushrooms in Ciaran's lamb stew contained copious amounts of psilocybin. The staff was up half the night last week removing the naked pictures he posted of himself all over the forum. If you see any we missed, be sure to report it. He came in the next day feeling better, but he still has two odd notions.

1) That he is, in fact, a cat. This has caused a certain amount of problems for Kirsty, whom Ciaran believes is also a real cat. Actually, she might be. Nobody has proven or dis-proven her catness as far as I know.

2) The B*tch & Moan Topic should not be pinned because it is actually a conspiracy by extraterrestrials to control the world's catnip supply in order to gain a foothold in what has traditionally been an Illuminati controlled market.

If you happen to talk to Ciaran in a thread, or send him a PM, don't mention this outright as I am sure this is all a little embarrassing. But, be sure to wish him well, and it might help if we all gently and subtly drop a hint about him not being a cat into any conversations members might have with him. You know, just until Wednesday or so, as I'm sure he will be 100% by then.

 

I hope this was as eye opening for you as it was for me. Here's a link to the topic.

 

Also, if you'd like a visual approximation of my trustworthy source WBaker, just open the spoiler below:

Spoiler
 

 

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#4115

Posted 07 April 2014 - 07:08 PM

I was searching for a thread and ended up reading older unrelated things I found. I had a good laugh at this one.

an advanced messaging - Advanced? You send a f*cking message and the user gets it. We have that.

http://gtaforums.com...entry1061331288
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#4116

Posted 11 April 2014 - 01:45 AM Edited by StingrayX, 11 April 2014 - 01:48 AM.

QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 13:40)
Why Nautilus still not extinct? Because in million years ago, they use time machine while Jesus dance at mountain, after Jesus dancing, he say ''Oh sh*t! Wheres my time machine?!'' Thats why Nautilus still not extinct and Jesus can't go to year 2012 month 12 date 21 using time machine and World not doomed lol.gif
What the f..?!!

Post in this topic again and you'll be banned.

Don't laugh. It's not a joke.

A blast from the past. :lol:

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 06:41 AM

I was searching for a thread and ended up reading older unrelated things I found. I had a good laugh at this one.
 

an advanced messaging - Advanced? You send a f*cking message and the user gets it. We have that.

http://gtaforums.com...entry1061331288

 

Ah V2. How long did we have to wait for that? Eh?

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#4118

Posted 13 April 2014 - 02:57 PM

all of Fluttershy Pony's posts. all of 'em. sadly this dude had stopped being active so no trace to get his posts :(

 

 

SonOfLiberty too had pointless posts. f*cking fanboy.

 

;)


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#4119

Posted 13 April 2014 - 04:27 PM

^ Which is why you take screencaps!

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#4120

Posted 13 April 2014 - 04:28 PM

^ Which is why you take screencaps!

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Ahhhhh, I remember saying that. Good Times. Good Times :lol: :^: :^:

 

What thread was that ?


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#4121

Posted 13 April 2014 - 04:30 PM

I thought this little gem was worth a place in here:

 

Man listening to music?

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Or giant head emerging from sewer? You be the judge.

http://gtaforums.com...-not-un-see-it/

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#4122

Posted 13 April 2014 - 09:19 PM

Wow, I think he actually stole that entire quote, that's pretty sad.

 

It was funny the first time though.


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#4123

Posted 13 April 2014 - 09:28 PM

What thread was that ?

 

The infamous masturbation thread, I believe. That thread is a goldmine of quotable posts.

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#4124

Posted 18 April 2014 - 10:34 PM Edited by THE GHETTO JEZUS, 18 April 2014 - 10:34 PM.

@gtarelatedusername2: It was actually from this thread http://gtaforums.com...have-fapped-to/ not the masturbation one.

 

Anyways is it too late to quote this post ?  Well screw it I'm going to do it, this post will always have me rolling

 

http://gtaforums.com...ssed-storytime/

 

so i was at the doctors getting my anal hole checked out as i'd been having pains there. it took a lot of strength and courage for me to even go as i felt so awkward about it, thinking he'd judge me and chit. i walk into the room, nervous, knees weak arms were heavy, sit down uncomofortably and he starts asking me questions. i begin to get a bit more comfortable knowing he really is just a doctor and it's his job to do things like this. 

he tells me he is going to need to inspect my arse, so he plants his finger inside my tight af hole, starts feeling around to make sure everything's ok. im all good at this point, just trying to not make eye contact. but then he sticks it in a bit further, and fukk brahs chit went bad from here. i instantly, involuntarily got a ferocious boner.. he made a remark like 'oh hello there haha, don't worry it's normal' 'NORMAL' i was thinking watdafuk cuz, he seemed to be enjoying it i could tell by the little smile on his face, i was just thinking brah is this the reason you became a doc so you could stick your junk inside ppls arses. anyway, the worst part is yet to come... after about 10 seconds the feeling was so fukking pleasurable and i was like squirming and grasping his hand, i involuntarily said 'so good, so good' i mustered a look at him to see if he was still smiling, he wasnt but we made extremely unpleasant eye contact.. then all of a sudden out of nowhere, i busted a hyooge nut.. most of which went over this phaggot! i simply can't describe the feels i felt.. sorry i just had to get this out to someone i can't tell anyone irl obviously.. i think it's safe to say i won't be going to him again.. or maybe i will, srs

srs

cliffs:

doctor checked inside my anal hole as i had been having pains
felt uncomfortable as fukk
he put his finger inside to check
i got an instant bonrar
cummed like never before after about 15 seconds
so awkward cuz

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#4125

Posted 24 April 2014 - 02:49 AM

I want a game set in Italy likr in the 1400s based on true events with the main being a fictional character and I want him to be involved in some kind of secret society were they go and assasinate corrupt priest and politicians for the good of mankind.


So, Assassin's Creed 2?


No, GTA 6

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#4126

Posted 24 April 2014 - 03:22 AM

The guy who posted this is now banned...but this always cracked me up:

 

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#4127

Posted 24 April 2014 - 03:55 AM

QUOTE (Josh) QUOTE (Sam998 @ Tuesday, Jun 21 2011, 08:05) It seems cliche. It has a tone that is hinting at the fact that you have it hard, when you most likely don't have it harder then anyone else.

You had the courage to share it, and with something this bad that is truly an accomplishment. So good work.
Coming from a guy who wrote one of the worst story pieces in the history of this section not so long ago I don't think you have the right to criticise, especially not like that. If you are going to comment please try and support the writer rather than tearing a strip off of them, because being truly honest they just contributed more to this section then you ever did with your childish crap.

Source.

From WD. Brutal.

 

 

Holy sh*t since when was I ever notably quotable?

 

Although that was probably my favourite post ever -- Sam was a mong of epic proportions...


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#4128

Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:46 PM

 

Dude that song came out in 2006


So did you.

 

Context: OP says "sorry for title, trying to keep up with the times".
Some guy says the year the song came out. And then it's just pure gold.

From this topic here from the GTA:O section:
http://gtaforums.com...21-ridin-dirty/


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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:46 AM Edited by SingularSoul, 30 April 2014 - 09:47 AM.

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From this thread: http://gtaforums.com...rumers/page-280

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#4130

Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:20 AM

This guy right here. :bored:

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From. http://gtaforums.com...his-game/page-2

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#4131

Posted 30 April 2014 - 12:18 PM Edited by BOSS 302, 30 April 2014 - 12:23 PM.

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Best post ever.

 

This guy should be in the "2014 most likely to be unbanned" award, if there's going to be one this year.

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#4132

Posted 14 May 2014 - 11:17 AM

Just looking at Raavi's old posts and see this:

 

Hey you, yeah you sneaky bastard, what are you doing looking at my old posts!?

 

 

Very funny..:D

 

http://gtaforums.com...r-ultimate-gta/

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#4133

Posted 14 May 2014 - 11:23 AM

Haha, brilliant.


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Posted 14 May 2014 - 11:27 AM

Raavi is a really funny guy

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#4135

Posted 14 May 2014 - 11:45 AM

It would be nice to go back to a time where if a kid gave you lip, an uppercut wouldn't have been an overreaction.

Yes, it was/is an over reaction. Proper chastisement is a swat to the bottom, or for older kids a cuff of the ear.
No, you don't understand.
 
I want to uppercut children.

From the Grumpy Old Forumers thread, made my day.
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Posted 28 May 2014 - 12:43 AM Edited by Danz., 28 May 2014 - 12:47 AM.

Terrorism is a lie, like gravity, or the female orgasm.

Assumption or fact?

That's women's humanity's biggest secret...


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 12:19 PM

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 01:10 PM

Today I decided to see whether the GTA:O section was really as bad as people say. I made a mistake by posting in there.

 

Jesus christ that section is horrible.

From AMF thread.

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#4139

Posted 30 May 2014 - 02:41 AM

 

Did the developers of WD get a 3 year old to name the cars in their game? There are cars named the "Vespid 5.2," "Bogen 200," "Zusume," "Kigan AWD," and freaking "Papavero." Other names that are really boring and unimaginative include, "Rotor," "Crosscountry Series," "Chopper," "550S," and who could forget, the "Fasto?" I'm surprised there wasn't a bike called the "2 Wheeled Not-Car."

 

In that there Watch Dogs thread.

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#4140

Posted 31 May 2014 - 06:29 PM

I can't stop laughing at this:

 

 

 

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Just look at his effort to create that signature, different colors, transparent background... Raavi, this guy really likes you, but he doesn't know how to express his feelings! That's why he's so angry!

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