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Naomi
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#4051

Posted 20 November 2013 - 11:31 AM

Seriously? This is STILL going? SERIOUSLY?!

lol

 

Cool. :)

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Shah Sam
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#4052

Posted 20 November 2013 - 04:12 PM

 

 

My word, I was about to post the entire thing here in all it's glory. Buck up chappy, if you can ignore 90% of content said to you, you can turn a deaf ear to the occasional barbarous post as well.

That said, sivi, try to refrain from calling another member a 'catastrophic thunderc*nt' in the future. Thanks!

HAHAHAHA! :lol:  :lol:  That cracked me up. Catastrophic thunderc*nt, best insult I've ever seen.

 

 

Ass kiss of the year...

 

Haha, I was really tired when I wrote that, I was literally in stitches. :D


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#4053

Posted 20 November 2013 - 04:44 PM

 

I have a strange habit of staring myself in the mirror for a very long time. I stand there like a statue and then I see expressions. He scares the hell out of me.

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From here


Naomi
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#4054

Posted 21 November 2013 - 11:48 AM

Dear RoadRunner71, I don'y know you, but I love you. Mostly due to the Anchorman reference. Yours truly, Tits McGee.

 

Link: http://gtaforums.com...s/?p=1064130712

 

 

 

 

The good 'ol "This generation's problem" rant....

 

I think all you 20 somethings are a pack of goody goodies.

That's right I said it.

 

In the 80's my friends and I would rock up to a bar in our school uniforms ordering beers and cigarettes, playing pool and flirting with boys...during our HSC exams.

 

You lot. What do you do? Oh that's right. Not smoke in bars. Drink sensibly in bars. Do you lot even hook up in bars nowadays or is that considered too unhygienic for your precious selves? 

 

PS: No crying, I had to do this. It's like a right of passage  :) Come on kids, give me your best 'old lady' or 'that time of the month' retort. It's the GTA forums, it's almost law here.  ;)

I want to f*ck you.

 

Stay classy, gtaforums...  

 

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The Odyssey
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#4055

Posted 21 November 2013 - 11:51 AM

This gen... People pulling up their smartphones while at work or in lunch, middle conversation. Screw them.

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JustOneMonth
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#4056

Posted 21 November 2013 - 03:23 PM

 

 

This gen... People pulling up their smartphones while at work or in lunch, middle conversation. Screw them.

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Meh, it was a rant tread so...


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#4057

Posted 21 November 2013 - 04:27 PM

This gen... People pulling up their smartphones while at work or in lunch, middle conversation. Screw them.

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I was going to post this one myself. Gave me a good laugh.

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#4058

Posted 21 November 2013 - 06:56 PM

 

 

 

 

Another drug rug one.  :ph34r:  :ph34r:

 

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I'll have you in my bed.

 

Are you serious? What an absolute muppet.

 

 

 

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This sir made my day :D

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#4059

Posted 24 November 2013 - 01:35 AM

11. go play online and have random kids scream into their mics making sounds that would normally only be heard from years and years of torture. folllowed by a hellish rain of chrome adders
 
12. take disk from console and break it into thousands of pieces
 
13. Go Do Something Productive.


From here: http://gtaforums.com...to-do-in-gta-v/
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#4060

Posted 24 November 2013 - 01:42 AM

 

I stabbed that last woman to death, then burnt her alive. I then smashed her skull with my hammer.

 

 

From here: http://gtaforums.com...-of-dead-women/


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#4061

Posted 03 December 2013 - 04:44 PM

This guy cracked me up. 
 

Autism intensifies...

Here: http://gtaforums.com...sful-cj-theory/

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#4062

Posted 04 December 2013 - 01:36 AM Edited by Danz., 04 December 2013 - 01:38 AM.

Seriously? This is STILL going? SERIOUSLY?!

lol

 

Cool. :)

A thread that almost resulted in my ban couldn't be dead.

Spoiler

 

Danz- the guy who survived the most "shots" without getting a ban. Even Slamman couldn't resist to the challenge of improving himself. But it's now only a laughable past, you know...


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#4063

Posted 04 December 2013 - 10:56 PM

 

This guy cracked me up. 
 

Autism intensifies...

Here: http://gtaforums.com...sful-cj-theory/

 

lol Thanks. Didn't know it would be this funny to you.  :santa:


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#4064

Posted 05 December 2013 - 09:23 PM

 

Seriously? This is STILL going? SERIOUSLY?!

lol

 

Cool. :)

A thread that almost resulted in my ban couldn't be dead.

Spoiler

 

Danz- the guy who survived the most "shots" without getting a ban. Even Slamman couldn't resist to the challenge of improving himself. But it's now only a laughable past, you know...

 

Didn't know Slamman was still mentioned here.
Good stuff for a laugh here, thanks :)


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#4065

Posted 06 December 2013 - 01:12 PM

This sh*t is gold.
 

 

I will be used for a mission in a DLC, maybe?


Tell us what it's like to be pixelated.

 

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#4066

Posted 08 December 2013 - 04:24 AM

LMFAO @ This thread.

so i was at the doctors getting my anal hole checked out as i'd been having pains there. it took a lot of strength and courage for me to even go as i felt so awkward about it, thinking he'd judge me and chit. i walk into the room, nervous, knees weak arms were heavy, sit down uncomofortably and he starts asking me questions. i begin to get a bit more comfortable knowing he really is just a doctor and it's his job to do things like this. 

he tells me he is going to need to inspect my arse, so he plants his finger inside my tight af hole, starts feeling around to make sure everything's ok. im all good at this point, just trying to not make eye contact. but then he sticks it in a bit further, and fukk brahs chit went bad from here. i instantly, involuntarily got a ferocious boner.. he made a remark like 'oh hello there haha, don't worry it's normal' 'NORMAL' i was thinking watdafuk cuz, he seemed to be enjoying it i could tell by the little smile on his face, i was just thinking brah is this the reason you became a doc so you could stick your junk inside ppls arses. anyway, the worst part is yet to come... after about 10 seconds the feeling was so fukking pleasurable and i was like squirming and grasping his hand, i involuntarily said 'so good, so good' i mustered a look at him to see if he was still smiling, he wasnt but we made extremely unpleasant eye contact.. then all of a sudden out of nowhere, i busted a hyooge nut.. most of which went over this phaggot! i simply can't describe the feels i felt.. sorry i just had to get this out to someone i can't tell anyone irl obviously.. i think it's safe to say i won't be going to him again.. or maybe i will, srs

srs

cliffs:

doctor checked inside my anal hole as i had been having pains
felt uncomfortable as fukk
he put his finger inside to check
i got an instant bonrar
cummed like never before after about 15 seconds
so awkward cuz

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Nlwt
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#4067

Posted 12 December 2013 - 12:01 AM Edited by NathanT, 12 December 2013 - 12:02 AM.

By Vlynor:

 

I've realized that masturbation has been making me socially awkward. So, I stopped doing it in public.
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#4068

Posted 12 December 2013 - 06:19 PM

 

I went with option D,that`s how bad-ass I am.

It wasn't an option, we all know you love the D without hesitation.

 


From here


Ermac
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#4069

Posted 01 January 2014 - 05:50 PM

 

I am actually happy that there are no restaurants because: no restaurants = no dating.

 

Here.


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#4070

Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:17 PM

 

I apologize for the late reply, I took a two day break from the forums as i felt i needed a rest from all this bullsh*t

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Scaglietti
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#4071

Posted 04 January 2014 - 10:12 PM Edited by StingrayX, 05 January 2014 - 02:58 AM.

I am actually happy that there are no restaurants because: no restaurants = no dating.

Here.
That's not even funny. That's just retarded. You got a "funny" sense of humor though. :yawn:

Edit: lol @ captain obvious. :^:
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Ermac
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#4072

Posted 04 January 2014 - 10:19 PM

 

 

I am actually happy that there are no restaurants because: no restaurants = no dating.


Here.
That's not even funny. That's just retarded. You got a "funny" sense of humor though. :yawn:

 

 

From the OP

 

 

 

It's back. 
Use it & abuse it.

Quote members that have posted something so good it must be shared or so lame as to publicly ridicule them.
Or toss a coin on those that could go either way.

House Rules:
- Any part of the forums.
- GTAF forums/members only.
- GTANet/IRC quotes inclusive.
- Provide a link if you can find the energy....or the link.

Doesn't say that the quote has to be funny.


sivispacem
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#4073

Posted 04 January 2014 - 11:05 PM

Post quotes, not complaints.
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Scaglietti
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#4074

Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:19 PM

This whole thread: http://gtaforums.com...entry1064412593

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#4075

Posted 14 January 2014 - 06:22 PM

This cracked me up:

I would like to propose "Rudest Moderator who deserves a Dick Punching Machine to be installed in his Shorts";
 
Here is the shortlist.... (and may I get 'TEMPED');
 
sivispacem
 
 
User was temp banned for this post

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theadmiral
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#4076

Posted 14 January 2014 - 07:19 PM

The next member to post something other than nominations in this thread gets temped. There's a whole discussion topic where you can tell everyone how disappointed you'll be if you don't win "most annoying member", use it.

 

I would like to propose "Rudest Moderator who deserves a Dick Punching Machine to be installed in his Shorts";

 

Here is the shortlist.... (and may I get 'TEMPED');

 

sivispacem

 

 

User was temp banned for this post

 

- And all that because you'd mistakenly believed I'd deleted your other topics. Nicely done -

 

Meanwhile at Sivispacem's house....

 

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Vercetti42
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#4077

Posted 14 January 2014 - 07:26 PM

 

The next member to post something other than nominations in this thread gets temped. There's a whole discussion topic where you can tell everyone how disappointed you'll be if you don't win "most annoying member", use it.

 

I would like to propose "Rudest Moderator who deserves a Dick Punching Machine to be installed in his Shorts";

 

Here is the shortlist.... (and may I get 'TEMPED');

 

sivispacem

 

 

User was temp banned for this post

 

- And all that because you'd mistakenly believed I'd deleted your other topics. Nicely done -

 

Meanwhile at Sivispacem's house....

 

b08fed98e76b78e98b1bce1ab2eda80ec2fd72b5

 

 

Erm no offence mean't but didn't you see my post right above yours?


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#4078

Posted 14 January 2014 - 07:30 PM

I saw it, I was just expanding on it.


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#4079

Posted 15 January 2014 - 03:22 AM

I've only got two. It hurt at first, but then I realised the people voting are the people on here, so it's actually reassuring to have it that way.

In reference to rating stars on profiles.

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#4080

Posted 15 January 2014 - 07:41 PM

I just couldn't help but post this in here.

Spoiler


http://gtaforums.com...2/?p=1064520763

It's just so touching to see sivispacem liking lil's post

Spoiler


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I knew you two could do it.
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