Moon and Kirsty already told you guys to go back to quotes, so please stop posting off topic nonsense.
Also, another one of GTA_stu's, from the how to get a girl's number thread or whatever it's called:
|Find out where she lives, then break into her house and brutally murder her pets. If she doesn't have pets, a younger sibling will suffice. Then wait until she comes home, and when she does return you hold that bitch hostage. Wait about a week or two, Stockholm syndrome should kick in, yadda yadda yadda, everyone's a winner.|