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#3901

Posted 28 August 2013 - 10:28 PM

QUOTE (Kirsty @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 22:23)
For your information, thebodies did the red text himself, I just edited it for my own jollies tounge.gif And call me a whore again I'll get you wrecked m8.

But yeah, back to quotable notables!

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#3902

Posted 28 August 2013 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 18:28)
QUOTE (Kirsty @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 22:23)
For your information, thebodies did the red text himself, I just edited it for my own jollies  tounge.gif   And call me a whore again I'll get you wrecked m8.

But yeah, back to quotable notables!

Your sig disturbs me...get rid of it.

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#3903

Posted 28 August 2013 - 10:38 PM

*having epilectic fit

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#3904

Posted 28 August 2013 - 10:44 PM

QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 17:38)
*having epilectic fit

Meh, go use a buzzard and grief yourself. tounge.gif

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#3905

Posted 28 August 2013 - 10:48 PM

QUOTE (The General @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 23:44)
QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 17:38)
*having epilectic fit

Meh, go use a buzzard and grief yourself. tounge.gif

Hah! orly.gif

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#3906

Posted 29 August 2013 - 01:05 AM

Moon and Kirsty already told you guys to go back to quotes, so please stop posting off topic nonsense. smile.gif

Also, another one of GTA_stu's, from the how to get a girl's number thread or whatever it's called:
QUOTE (GTA_stu)
Find out where she lives, then break into her house and brutally murder her pets. If she doesn't have pets, a younger sibling will suffice. Then wait until she comes home, and when she does return you hold that bitch hostage. Wait about a week or two, Stockholm syndrome should kick in, yadda yadda yadda, everyone's a winner.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 08:11 AM

QUOTE (riding shotgun)
I heard it started on 9/11. IMO legalize marijuana it has so many uses its crazy that we are keeping it illegal. The world needs to progress, stop pissing and sh*tting in clean water, helping people in need and giving back to wildlife. I know its a big task but everyone needs to do their part.

Stop driving vehicles. Now, now don't flame me "well how am i going to get anywhere?" Use a bicycle. More bikes could travel in the same amount of time than cars could. Not to mention cars kill people and the obvious pollute.
In this thread... which is about the civil war in Syria....

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#3908

Posted 30 August 2013 - 12:09 PM

QUOTE (Girish)
San Andreas is dope. IV can suck and choke on my hairy balls.

With that being said, congratulations on your milestone.


From Miamivicecity's milestone topic

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#3909

Posted 30 August 2013 - 05:21 PM

So this thread is about people who had memorable quotes and making fun of people? Can someone explain?

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#3910

Posted 30 August 2013 - 05:24 PM

QUOTE (Riding shotgun)
So this thread is about people who had memorable quotes and making fun of people? Can someone explain?

Basically this topic is to view your favorite quotes (other members posts) around the forums

So if you see a post in a topic that you find funny or awesome (Doesn't matter where it is) you can share it in here

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#3911

Posted 30 August 2013 - 08:49 PM

This one made laugh so hard biggrin.gif

QUOTE (SomeManForGTA @ Friday, Aug 30 2013, 22:30)
Yeah there was a school for the mentally challenged already confirmed.

Replying to:
QUOTE
Can Rockstar put an easter egg about gtaforums... in GTAV?


Link: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=579929

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 09:23 PM

QUOTE (SomeManForGTA @ Friday, Aug 30 2013, 22:30)
Yeah there was a school for the mentally challenged already confirmed.


EDIT: Too late.

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#3913

Posted 31 August 2013 - 09:11 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu)
I was lucky in that zits never touched my beautiful face, I did get a few on my back though. Also, those labeled diagrams that you get in sex ed never tell you about getting a hairy asshole. I got to find that fun little surprise out on my own.


from here

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#3914

Posted 01 September 2013 - 08:58 PM

QUOTE (5000 Staples @ Sunday, Sep 1 2013, 15:36)
The pain I will get in my dick after trying to make love to the disc.

That will be satisfying.

From here.

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#3915

Posted 02 September 2013 - 06:52 PM

QUOTE
Attractive, but I'm still going to ban you.

Kirsty in this topic: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=581344


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#3916

Posted 02 September 2013 - 09:12 PM

QUOTE (Kakka Carrot Cake @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:08)
QUOTE (Lil_B_The Basedgod @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:06)
QUOTE (Kakka Carrot Cake @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 20:45)
You son of a fu­ck, why did you waste God's time??

i really want to hurt you

My anus is ready






QUOTE (Kakka Carrot Cake @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:06)
QUOTE (R201 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:04)
QUOTE (Kakka Carrot Cake @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:03)
QUOTE (R201 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:00)
QUOTE (Kakka Carrot Cake @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 20:55)
QUOTE (R201 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 20:52)
QUOTE (Kakka Carrot Cake @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 20:50)
QUOTE (R201 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Kakka Carrot Cake @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 20:45)
You son of a fu­ck, why did you waste God's time??

You're not a son of a f*ck? bored.gif

No

You're a clone?

No

You're a bot? You're from some lab/test tube?

I am but a snowflake

Ah, so you're a maderfacker

Snowflakes are quiet motherfu­ckers, no one suspects a snowflake devil.gif
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#3917

Posted 02 September 2013 - 09:35 PM

^do you have a link for the last one?


Replying to the thread "Living Rock".
QUOTE (Spaghetti Cat @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 20:04)
If it can type, that would explain alot of the comments in the V section.

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#3918

Posted 02 September 2013 - 09:40 PM

QUOTE (RoadRunner71 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:35)
^do you have a link for the last one?

I believe both of them is from this topic: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=581425

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#3919

Posted 02 September 2013 - 09:46 PM

QUOTE (thebodies @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:40)
QUOTE (RoadRunner71 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:35)
^do you have a link for the last one?

I believe both of them is from this topic: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=581425

Thanks, man. What a f*cking fail of discussion and thread biggrin.gif

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#3920

Posted 02 September 2013 - 09:48 PM

QUOTE (RoadRunner71 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:46)
QUOTE (thebodies @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:40)
QUOTE (RoadRunner71 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 21:35)
^do you have a link for the last one?

I believe both of them is from this topic: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=581425

Thanks, man. What a f*cking fail of discussion and thread biggrin.gif

And it's not even locked yet. colgate.gif

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#3921

Posted 02 September 2013 - 10:15 PM

This made my day. biggrin.gif

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#3922

Posted 02 September 2013 - 10:50 PM

This whole thread.
http://www.gtaforums...pic=581454&st=0

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#3923

Posted 02 September 2013 - 10:55 PM

This thread: http://www.gtaforums...pic=581436&st=0

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#3924

Posted 03 September 2013 - 09:38 AM

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#3925

Posted 03 September 2013 - 11:44 PM

QUOTE (Otter @ Tuesday, Sep 3 2013, 22:51)
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There we go, I figured out GMS's motivations, and the internet. yay.


bahaha.

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#3926

Posted 04 September 2013 - 01:05 PM

QUOTE (thebodies @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 22:55)
This thread: http://www.gtaforums...pic=581436&st=0

That was epic colgate.gif


Retarded thread of the day, "GTAV is set in LA? Here is the evidence"

http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=582200

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#3927

Posted 04 September 2013 - 02:42 PM

QUOTE (RoadRunner71 @ Wednesday, Sep 4 2013, 21:05)
QUOTE (thebodies @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 22:55)
This thread: http://www.gtaforums...pic=581436&st=0

That was epic colgate.gif


Retarded thread of the day, "GTAV is set in LA? Here is the evidence"

http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=582200

That was extremely epic, best seen so far. lol.gif


Somehow this reply from all those heated arguments has made me a little gig. From here .

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Wednesday, Sep 4 2013, 22:14)
QUOTE (Jimmy_Leppard @ Wednesday, Sep 4 2013, 14:28)
QUOTE (gtaxpert @ Wednesday, Sep 4 2013, 13:24)
QUOTE (Jimmy_Leppard @ Wednesday, Sep 4 2013, 13:11)
QUOTE (Ottae @ Wednesday, Sep 4 2013, 11:50)
I think you need to accept that there are people in the world that are attracted to their own sex and that because they haven't "learnt" this trait, it is a natural thing which will always exist as long as the human race exists. The sooner you realise that, the sooner we can stop persecuting people for things they can't help.

I have accepted the fact there are some abnormal people out there, yeah.

I'm not persecuting gay people, I'm just saying I don't think they are 100% normal people whether they can or can't help it. I don't hate them, I don't want to kill them or hurt them in any way, I just think they should be quiet about their abnormal stuff and not organizing gay pride sh*ts and protests around the world because that alone puts them in an ''abnormal'' category. If they think they are as normal as hetero people, then what's with the ''pride''? Pointing out that you're gay is a thing which makes me have no respect towards them. At all. Wentworth Miller is gay and he doesn't show it any way, shape or form. Neil Patrick Harris is gay and he doesn't do any of these stuff either. That's cool. If they can do it, then you can't bullsh*t to me that other ones can't.

It's funny how you constantly claim they are abnormal but also constantly evade the burden of proof for it. Please enlighten us. Why are they not normal and what does 'normal' mean in this context? We are dying to hear your wisdom.

Check out the7ftmidget's comment above yours. That should pretty much cover my ''wisdom''. And if I'm so wrong, please, you enlighten me then. What is exactly normal with gays when you compare them to the hetero guys?

Really? You're using the ramblings of a homophobic bigot with no understanding of the natural world to try and reinforce your argument? Next you might as well start quoting from Old Testament.

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#3928

Posted 04 September 2013 - 03:23 PM Edited by niko bellic half brother, 04 September 2013 - 03:31 PM.

From the 'Chemical weapon attack in Syria' thread...

QUOTE (GTAvanja)
QUOTE (sivispacem)
That's why having a vaguely rational discussion with you is so difficult.


And you take all the fun out of...everything. It's like whatever it is that makes people interesting, you were born without it.



Haha lol.gif icon14.gif

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#3929

Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:06 PM Edited by niko bellic half brother, 04 September 2013 - 04:16 PM.

Another gem from the 'Chemical weapon attack in Syria' thread lol.gif

QUOTE (GTAvanja)
QUOTE (Showstopper 26)
What's the latest update?


Syrian conflict title update v2.013.09

Single player US campaign:

-fixed the issue where the player would sometimes need Security Council approval for military intervention
-fixed the issue where the player would require Congressional approval for military intervention. The ability to ask the Congress is still available as an option but it isn't binding
-fixed the issue where John Kerry would sometimes appear human. His behavior is now fully political
-all keys can now be rebind
-some minor performance and stability improvements


Edit: Sorry for double post. My apologies especially go out to sivispacem.

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#3930

Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:11 PM

You know there's an edit button don't you?




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