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#3721

Posted 28 July 2013 - 10:23 AM

QUOTE (Hameer @ Saturday, Jul 27 2013, 14:33)
QUOTE (gtamad8)
What do you think Chop's childhood was like?

He is obviously emotionally distressed, look at how he acts in Franklins Trailer and the gameplay trailer, it seems to me he suffered alot as a puppy which sent him into a deep depression which caused overeating and general laziness. He struggles to follow Franklin in the gameplay trailer which tells us he's fat and the fact that he's so agressive in Franklins trailer shows us he most likely was part of a dogfighting ring some point in his past. Hopefully R* reveal Chops past in an upcoming trailer and we discover how Chop met Franklin and what Franklin did to make their relationship so strong.

http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=568223

This is by far the funniest sh*t I've read in recent times. The topic had so much potential! sad.gif

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#3722

Posted 28 July 2013 - 11:55 AM

Found this just now:

QUOTE (kev210 @ Friday, Feb 1 2013, 13:17)
I dont have a sister, girlfriend or a wife. So i just enjoy having sex in GTA SA with CJ.  wink.gif   And other than that porn and masterbate, nothing else  blush.gif


QUOTE (kev210 @ Friday, Feb 15 2013, 09:04)
My gf's name is Urvi....whats your?  tounge.gif


No use for a link since he edited the post, all from one topic.

Anyways this is from Skype, didn't know where else to post this and it was funny anyway:

QUOTE
GunWrath: Why the f*ck is universetwisters posting in the Gangs section?
GunWrath: Won't be too long until he starts making topics there.

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#3723

Posted 28 July 2013 - 02:00 PM

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jul 28 2013, 11:55)
Found this just now:

QUOTE (kev210 @ Friday, Feb 1 2013, 13:17)
I dont have a sister, girlfriend or a wife. So i just enjoy having sex in GTA SA with CJ.  wink.gif   And other than that porn and masterbate, nothing else  blush.gif

OK now why would he lump his sister in there with gf or wife when discussing masturbation and sex. cry.gif

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#3724

Posted 28 July 2013 - 02:21 PM

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jul 28 2013, 04:55)
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GunWrath: Why the f*ck is universetwisters posting in the Gangs section?
GunWrath: Won't be too long until he starts making topics there.

The hell is this sh*t? Has Universe become the new Slamman here?

OT: rays727gta made another topic. How it isn't locked and he isn't banned for spam is beyond me.

It still made me laugh though
http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=568371

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#3725

Posted 29 July 2013 - 02:17 PM Edited by theomenofficial, 29 July 2013 - 02:37 PM.

This whole thread: http://www.gtaforums...ic=568587&st=80
It got deleted cry.gif

GTAForums is the best in the V section today! happy.gif

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#3726

Posted 29 July 2013 - 04:33 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu)
Oh man, I had this total babe of a teacher for geography, I had a major major crush on her. Ms Walters was her namo, and wearing short skirts and tights was her gamo. Total absolute babe, and a really nice, lovely person as well. I was in my final year (16) and she was pretty young, and pretty and young AMIRIGHT? Well you wouldn't know cos you don't have a clue who I'm talking about, but she was about 24ish. There were only like 7-8 of us in the class, so it was always nice and relaxed and we all got on really well together. Anyways this one time I was really tired, I kept yawning and nearly nodding off. She noticed and jokingly said "Am I working you too hard Stu?" Which although isn't the best double entendre in the world, still made for a funny yet still ever so slightly awkward moment for the both of us.

It was in no way flirting, but for one moment everyone in the class, including me and her, were aware of the fact that she said something (albeit unintentional) rude regarding the 2 of us. That moment was so awesome right there. If it wasn't for the fact that I was at my masturbatory peak at that age and had milked myself dry days ago, I would have erupted like Krakatoa on viagra.


http://www.gtaforums...st&p=1062849060

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#3727

Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:49 PM

Hameer, you beat me to it! lol.gif I was right about to post that one. It's earned the right as mighty hobointheyard's signature.

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#3728

Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:24 PM

QUOTE (GTAmsterdamN @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 16:13)
QUOTE (universetwisters @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 21:12)
QUOTE (GTAmsterdamN @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 16:06)
QUOTE (universetwisters @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 21:03)
QUOTE (GTAmsterdamN @ Saturday, Jul 27 2013, 11:58)
you sir are one f*cking stupid f*cktard with ur newkids from the block f*cking gaysig u only post dumb questions go drink bleech


This wouldn't happen to be Talon724, would it?

WHO THE f*ck IS TALON 724?? u f*cking kidding me wtf u trying to say idiot???

WHAT DO U MEAN I WAS SAYING UR SIG IS GAY and u make dumb posts drink bleach


Why should I drink bleach?

to f*ck up ur self? why else

just suicidal.gif rampage_ani.gif

bye




sent VIA PM. I swear to god it's Talon724's new account.

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#3729

Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:25 PM

QUOTE (Kaster @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 20:35)
Trevor looks beautiful, now i want to play with him

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#3730

Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:27 PM

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 18:25)
QUOTE (Kaster @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 20:35)
Trevor looks beautiful, now i want to play with him

Someone please save Kaster.

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#3731

Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:46 PM

I don't know if we're allowed post PMs, remove it if it's not allowed. Anyway I saw this in the V section and I don't know why, but I laughed for like 20 minutes.

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#3732

Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:48 PM

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LOL conspiracy nuts. THE 83 IN THE GAMEPLAY TRAILER IS WHEN THE MULTIPLAYER UNLOCKS. IT WAS CAPTURED 14 DAYS PRIOR TO RELEASE - TWO WEEK ASSIGNMENT TO MAKE THE VIDEO - THEY CAPTURED IT 14 DAYS BEFORE RELEASE, EDITED IT, ADDED THE VOICE OVER, GOT IT REJECTED, EDITED AGAIN, AND GOT IT APPROVED AND IT CAME OUT. PERIOD. IT IS NOTHING MORE. IT WILL UNGRAY AND GO AWAY ON LAUNCH DAY. MOST PEOPLE WILL SEE ONLY A FEW DAYS THERE. REVIEWERS, FAMILY, COWORKERS AND COLLEAGUES WILL SEE HIGHER NUMBERS. WE ONLY SEE 83 BECAUSE IT'S THAT EARLY.


http://www.gtaforums...c=568613&st=400

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#3733

Posted 29 July 2013 - 11:20 PM

QUOTE (SomeManForGTA @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 17:46)
I don't know if we're allowed post PMs, remove it if it's not allowed. Anyway I saw this in the V section and I don't know why, but I laughed for like 20 minutes.

user posted image

The same dude sent me a similar message. Brutal mercie_blink.gif

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#3734

Posted 29 July 2013 - 11:21 PM

what is this why i am shown in this

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#3735

Posted 29 July 2013 - 11:39 PM

Liars liars everywhere

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#3736

Posted 30 July 2013 - 12:09 AM

QUOTE (Allrakalla @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 23:21)
what is this why i am shown in this

Oh sh*t ph34r.gif

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#3737

Posted 30 July 2013 - 01:21 AM

From the wise words of Lospuertafreeway,

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Heres my 10 reasons why cheats shouldn't be in the game.

10. It doesn't give the gamer a challenge.
9. it makes the game glitch.
8. The experience doesn't feel real.
7.There is no need to go out and find anything you can just spawn it.
6. Once you add a cheat the whole experience goes down the drain
5.Your character is unstoppable and has an unlimited amount of cash
4.Changing the weather and having pedestrians riot doesn't give the game a natural feel to it.
3. You cheat because you suck at video games and can't get all the things cheating gives you so cheating is the only way.
2. If you cheat before you beat the game you lose achievements.
1. If you cheat after the game is over then it goes for everything else. Once you beat the game try beating it again, don't cheat and ruin the experience.

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#3738

Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:57 AM

From "don't be worried about the lack of trees" topic:
QUOTE (CJ4LIFE1294 @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 19:21)
QUOTE (Murad96 @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 17:47)
I'm not saying this is the same area as where the trees were removed, but I'm just saying there still are places with a lot of trees in the game.

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the trees man theres just so many trees arhhhhh help trees every where oh my god is it its a TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(wake up )

ohhhaa it was just a dream oh thank god

(knock knock )

hello

(knock knock stands up walks over to the door opens the door )

HELLOIM Af*ckING TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHKJDFSDFDSFDSPFMDSMVSDVSDLVL

ok now im not high I will say that the trees in gta 5 look much more detailed than what we've ever seen before I mean seen look at the branches just unbelievable

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#3739

Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:06 AM

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 16:57)
From "don't be worried about the lack of trees" topic:
QUOTE (CJ4LIFE1294 @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 19:21)
QUOTE (Murad96 @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 17:47)
I'm not saying this is the same area as where the trees were removed, but I'm just saying there still are places with a lot of trees in the game.

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the trees man theres just so many trees arhhhhh help trees every where oh my god is it its a TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(wake up )

ohhhaa it was just a dream oh thank god

(knock knock )

hello

(knock knock stands up walks over to the door opens the door )

HELLOIM Af*ckING TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHKJDFSDFDSFDSPFMDSMVSDVSDLVL

ok now im not high I will say that the trees in gta 5 look much more detailed than what we've ever seen before I mean seen look at the branches just unbelievable

This guy is certainly high. sarcasm.gif

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#3740

Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:15 AM Edited by Rizqan, 30 July 2013 - 09:18 AM.

QUOTE(Ferocious Banger @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 15:43)
QUOTE
Vaginas usually get torn apart during rapes.

From here

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#3741

Posted 30 July 2013 - 10:04 AM

QUOTE (Rizqan @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 04:15)
QUOTE(Ferocious Banger @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 15:43)
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Vaginas usually get torn apart during rapes.

From here

How is this a quotable notable?

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#3742

Posted 30 July 2013 - 10:11 AM

QUOTE (lucid121 )
I apologise if this sounds ignorant or you feel, it was not my intention. I need to ask how do criminals get caught for rape. I mean if I said that I had consensual sex and no witnesses(usually that happens) then what is going to happen. Because rape kits don't prove you were raped they just show if you had sexual intercourse with the person. Do criminals just admit they are guilty? Can somebody post links to show me?


QUOTE (d0mm2k8 )
Well, looks like someone's gathering information before they attempt it.

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#3743

Posted 30 July 2013 - 10:13 AM

QUOTE (Antagonista @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 10:04)
QUOTE (Rizqan @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 04:15)
QUOTE(Ferocious Banger @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 15:43)
QUOTE
Vaginas usually get torn apart during rapes.

From here

How is this a quotable notable?

How is it any more/ less quotable than anything else in this topic?

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#3744

Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:25 PM

QUOTE (Sockpuppet @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 13:44)
Looks like I need to post the map again. Remember, this one is 100% CONFIRMED.

http://farm6.staticf...639639873_b.jpg

Also 100% CONFIRMED: Kirsty's as humorless as a guillotine. Who let her be a mod with that stick shoved up her ass?

Oh god the idiocy I'm beginning to see around this forum. From the Mapping Los Santos thread...

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#3745

Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:48 PM

QUOTE (StingrayX @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 15:25)
QUOTE (Sockpuppet @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 13:44)
Looks like I need to post the map again. Remember, this one is 100% CONFIRMED.

http://farm6.staticf...639639873_b.jpg

Also 100% CONFIRMED: Kirsty's as humorless as a guillotine. Who let her be a mod with that stick shoved up her ass?

Oh god the idiocy I'm beginning to see around this forum. From the Mapping Los Santos thread...

He's a troll. Can you not see that?

Rule of thumb: report and ignore trolls.

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#3746

Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:55 PM

nvm

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#3747

Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:57 PM

QUOTE (Mockage @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 14:48)
QUOTE (StingrayX @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 15:25)
QUOTE (Sockpuppet @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 13:44)
Looks like I need to post the map again. Remember, this one is 100% CONFIRMED.

http://farm6.staticf...639639873_b.jpg

Also 100% CONFIRMED: Kirsty's as humorless as a guillotine. Who let her be a mod with that stick shoved up her ass?

Oh god the idiocy I'm beginning to see around this forum. From the Mapping Los Santos thread...

He's a troll. Can you not see that?

Rule of thumb: report and ignore trolls.

And you're not? confused.gif

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#3748

Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:01 PM

The only thing Kirsty has shoved up her arse is a big, massive, giant di................ollop of work ethic and kindness!

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#3749

Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:06 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 20:01)
The only thing Kirsty has shoved up her arse is a big, massive, giant di................ollop of work ethic and kindness!

yeah, mine. thanks for telling everyone. we were keeping it a secret.

we get married on september 16th, everyone is invited.

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#3750

Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:10 PM

QUOTE (Dale Nixon @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 21:06)
QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 20:01)
The only thing Kirsty has shoved up her arse is a big, massive, giant di................ollop of work ethic and kindness!

yeah, mine. thanks for telling everyone. we were keeping it a secret.

we get married on september 16th, everyone is invited.

I'd rather attend GTAV's midnight release over watching your, uhm, "midnight release".




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