|QUOTE (Hameer @ Saturday, Jul 27 2013, 14:33)|
This is by far the funniest sh*t I've read in recent times. The topic had so much potential!
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Posted 28 July 2013 - 10:23 AM
|QUOTE (Hameer @ Saturday, Jul 27 2013, 14:33)|
Posted 28 July 2013 - 11:55 AM
|QUOTE (kev210 @ Friday, Feb 1 2013, 13:17)|
|I dont have a sister, girlfriend or a wife. So i just enjoy having sex in GTA SA with CJ. And other than that porn and masterbate, nothing else|
|QUOTE (kev210 @ Friday, Feb 15 2013, 09:04)|
|My gf's name is Urvi....whats your?|
| GunWrath: Why the f*ck is universetwisters posting in the Gangs section?|
GunWrath: Won't be too long until he starts making topics there.
Posted 28 July 2013 - 02:00 PM
|QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jul 28 2013, 11:55)|
| Found this just now:|
Posted 28 July 2013 - 02:21 PM
|QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jul 28 2013, 04:55)|
Posted 29 July 2013 - 04:33 PM
| Oh man, I had this total babe of a teacher for geography, I had a major major crush on her. Ms Walters was her namo, and wearing short skirts and tights was her gamo. Total absolute babe, and a really nice, lovely person as well. I was in my final year (16) and she was pretty young, and pretty and young AMIRIGHT? Well you wouldn't know cos you don't have a clue who I'm talking about, but she was about 24ish. There were only like 7-8 of us in the class, so it was always nice and relaxed and we all got on really well together. Anyways this one time I was really tired, I kept yawning and nearly nodding off. She noticed and jokingly said "Am I working you too hard Stu?" Which although isn't the best double entendre in the world, still made for a funny yet still ever so slightly awkward moment for the both of us. |
It was in no way flirting, but for one moment everyone in the class, including me and her, were aware of the fact that she said something (albeit unintentional) rude regarding the 2 of us. That moment was so awesome right there. If it wasn't for the fact that I was at my masturbatory peak at that age and had milked myself dry days ago, I would have erupted like Krakatoa on viagra.
Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:49 PM
Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:24 PM
|QUOTE (GTAmsterdamN @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 16:13)|
to f*ck up ur self? why else
Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:25 PM
|QUOTE (Kaster @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 20:35)|
|Trevor looks beautiful, now i want to play with him|
Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:27 PM
|QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 18:25)|
Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:46 PM
Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:48 PM
|LOL conspiracy nuts. THE 83 IN THE GAMEPLAY TRAILER IS WHEN THE MULTIPLAYER UNLOCKS. IT WAS CAPTURED 14 DAYS PRIOR TO RELEASE - TWO WEEK ASSIGNMENT TO MAKE THE VIDEO - THEY CAPTURED IT 14 DAYS BEFORE RELEASE, EDITED IT, ADDED THE VOICE OVER, GOT IT REJECTED, EDITED AGAIN, AND GOT IT APPROVED AND IT CAME OUT. PERIOD. IT IS NOTHING MORE. IT WILL UNGRAY AND GO AWAY ON LAUNCH DAY. MOST PEOPLE WILL SEE ONLY A FEW DAYS THERE. REVIEWERS, FAMILY, COWORKERS AND COLLEAGUES WILL SEE HIGHER NUMBERS. WE ONLY SEE 83 BECAUSE IT'S THAT EARLY.|
Posted 29 July 2013 - 11:20 PM
|QUOTE (SomeManForGTA @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 17:46)|
| I don't know if we're allowed post PMs, remove it if it's not allowed. Anyway I saw this in the V section and I don't know why, but I laughed for like 20 minutes.|
Posted 30 July 2013 - 12:09 AM
|QUOTE (Allrakalla @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 23:21)|
|what is this why i am shown in this|
Posted 30 July 2013 - 01:21 AM
| Heres my 10 reasons why cheats shouldn't be in the game.|
10. It doesn't give the gamer a challenge.
9. it makes the game glitch.
8. The experience doesn't feel real.
7.There is no need to go out and find anything you can just spawn it.
6. Once you add a cheat the whole experience goes down the drain
5.Your character is unstoppable and has an unlimited amount of cash
4.Changing the weather and having pedestrians riot doesn't give the game a natural feel to it.
3. You cheat because you suck at video games and can't get all the things cheating gives you so cheating is the only way.
2. If you cheat before you beat the game you lose achievements.
1. If you cheat after the game is over then it goes for everything else. Once you beat the game try beating it again, don't cheat and ruin the experience.
Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:57 AM
|QUOTE (CJ4LIFE1294 @ Monday, Jul 29 2013, 19:21)|
the trees man theres just so many trees arhhhhh help trees every where oh my god is it its a TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(wake up )
ohhhaa it was just a dream oh thank god
(knock knock )
(knock knock stands up walks over to the door opens the door )
HELLOIM Af*ckING TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHKJDFSDFDSFDSPFMDSMVSDVSDLVL
ok now im not high I will say that the trees in gta 5 look much more detailed than what we've ever seen before I mean seen look at the branches just unbelievable
Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:06 AM
|QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 16:57)|
| From "don't be worried about the lack of trees" topic: |
Posted 30 July 2013 - 10:11 AM
|QUOTE (lucid121 )|
|I apologise if this sounds ignorant or you feel, it was not my intention. I need to ask how do criminals get caught for rape. I mean if I said that I had consensual sex and no witnesses(usually that happens) then what is going to happen. Because rape kits don't prove you were raped they just show if you had sexual intercourse with the person. Do criminals just admit they are guilty? Can somebody post links to show me?|
|QUOTE (d0mm2k8 )|
|Well, looks like someone's gathering information before they attempt it.|
Posted 30 July 2013 - 10:13 AM
|QUOTE (Antagonista @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 10:04)|
How is this a quotable notable?
Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:25 PM
|QUOTE (Sockpuppet @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 13:44)|
| Looks like I need to post the map again. Remember, this one is 100% CONFIRMED.|
Also 100% CONFIRMED: Kirsty's as humorless as a guillotine. Who let her be a mod with that stick shoved up her ass?
Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:48 PM
|QUOTE (StingrayX @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 15:25)|
Oh god the idiocy I'm beginning to see around this forum. From the Mapping Los Santos thread...
Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:57 PM
|QUOTE (Mockage @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 14:48)|
He's a troll. Can you not see that?
Rule of thumb: report and ignore trolls.
Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:01 PM
Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:06 PM
|QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 20:01)|
|The only thing Kirsty has shoved up her arse is a big, massive, giant di................ollop of work ethic and kindness!|
Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:10 PM
|QUOTE (Dale Nixon @ Tuesday, Jul 30 2013, 21:06)|
yeah, mine. thanks for telling everyone. we were keeping it a secret.
we get married on september 16th, everyone is invited.
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