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#3571

Posted 06 July 2013 - 07:59 AM

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 18:45)
QUOTE (GrandMaster Smith @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 06:09)
QUOTE (the_warbsta @ Friday, Jul 5 2013, 22:07)
QUOTE (GrandMaster Smith @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 06:06)
Okay so what I've gathered is OP is planning on faking a terminal illness, contacting R* and asking if he could play V for his last wish.


Honestly, you'd be better off cryogenically freezing yourself in the snow than this imo.

I actually do have testiscular cancer

My penis deeply wallows in it's tears for you

Can you please give a link? I hate asking, and thanks.

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#3572

Posted 06 July 2013 - 08:04 AM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 17:59)
QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 18:45)
QUOTE (GrandMaster Smith @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 06:09)
QUOTE (the_warbsta @ Friday, Jul 5 2013, 22:07)
QUOTE (GrandMaster Smith @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 06:06)
Okay so what I've gathered is OP is planning on faking a terminal illness, contacting R* and asking if he could play V for his last wish.


Honestly, you'd be better off cryogenically freezing yourself in the snow than this imo.

I actually do have testiscular cancer

My penis deeply wallows in it's tears for you

Can you please give a link? I hate asking, and thanks.

http://www.gtaforums...st&p=1062714614 icon14.gif

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#3573

Posted 06 July 2013 - 11:57 AM

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is the black gentleman lounging with tracey in the trailer have some connection to the protagonists at first franklin connection would come to mind but im not so sure he looks like he could be a homie of the p1mp niga soz if p1mp isnt the right adjective but could he be anything to do with vic vance think of the events of vcs id really like to hear the legendary forum members debate this vicy boy was a rider with the women more so then others so could it be his small one anyone reckon this to be case www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWxzIRKXUU


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#3574

Posted 06 July 2013 - 12:33 PM

Anything from niall g

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#3575

Posted 06 July 2013 - 12:39 PM

QUOTE (DE4TH @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 19:57)
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is the black gentleman lounging with tracey in the trailer have some connection to the protagonists at first franklin connection would come to mind but im not so sure he looks like he could be a homie of the p1mp niga soz if p1mp isnt the right adjective but could he be anything to do with vic vance think of the events of vcs id really like to hear the legendary forum members debate this vicy boy was a rider with the women more so then others so could it be his small one anyone reckon this to be case www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWxzIRKXUU


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Hmm.. he speaks just like @Rizqan, cannot understand a single word. tounge2.gif

Found this in salvatore leone in gta 5.


QUOTE (ScotchMouth @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 19:41)
QUOTE (Mm9090 @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 06:39)
This is doubly idiotic because he's dead AND a previous universe character. Congratulations for breaking the universal laws of stupidity icon14.gif

We need a trophy to award such bravado

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#3576

Posted 07 July 2013 - 08:47 AM

QUOTE (minwager @ Sunday @ Jul 7 2013, 08:31)
Where's the none option? I'd much rather play table tennis with my pencil dicked elf servant than dip my finger in a jellyfish's infected asshole.


Here

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#3577

Posted 07 July 2013 - 04:21 PM

Bahahaha Owned!

QUOTE (UltimateVenom @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 15:57)
Troll Fail!!

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Before you steal someones sig, you should make sure it is not uploaded somewhere they have access to it tounge.gif


Linky link link

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#3578

Posted 07 July 2013 - 04:25 PM

I don't know what's more of a fail... Trevors685 stealing the sig or UltimateVenom spelling his name wrong in the sig...

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#3579

Posted 07 July 2013 - 04:40 PM

QUOTE (PhilosophicalZebra @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 16:12)
Lock, ban, track down, assassinate, stalk his family, kill them all, leave no trace.


http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=563620

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#3580

Posted 07 July 2013 - 05:03 PM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 23:21)
Bahahaha Owned!

QUOTE (UltimateVenom @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 15:57)
Troll Fail!!

user posted image

Before you steal someones sig, you should make sure it is not uploaded somewhere they have access to it tounge.gif


Linky link link

That was really good. I really laughed hard at this one. biggrin.gif
Quite a notable mention.

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#3581

Posted 07 July 2013 - 05:04 PM

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 03:25)
I don't know what's more of a fail... Trevors685 stealing the sig or UltimateVenom spelling his name wrong in the sig...

Bahahaha! I didn't even realize that.

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#3582

Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:00 AM

I laughed this so hard. Can't believe someone didn't noticed he owned the game. lol.gif

QUOTE (KaRzY6 @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 07:37)
QUOTE (Sachs @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 04:49)
QUOTE (KaRzY6 @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 08:01)
The Armageddon +1

Why are you even posting this?

Score update. This is my game, and I like to post when there's points added, is that a problem?

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#3583

Posted 08 July 2013 - 08:30 AM

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 03:28)
QUOTE (Ibrahimhassounah @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 16:00)
QUOTE (EgyptianStar @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 05:19)
QUOTE (Ibrahimhassounah @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 20:07)
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@EgyptianStar و الله العظيم ان الجهاد مش بتفجير نفسك ايش هبل الاخوان هذا ، السيسي وقف مع الشعب و هذا كل احترامي يذهب له ، شكرا على انك ورتني هذا الڤديو






سيسي وقفت إلى جانب الشعب المصري. ونحمد الله على توليه هذا القرار العظيم

اذا ما كان وقف مع الشعب ، كان انمسحت كرامت

Allahu Akbar


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#3584

Posted 08 July 2013 - 08:57 AM

QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 08:30)
QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 03:28)
QUOTE (Ibrahimhassounah @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 16:00)
QUOTE (EgyptianStar @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 05:19)
QUOTE (Ibrahimhassounah @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 20:07)
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@EgyptianStar و الله العظيم ان الجهاد مش بتفجير نفسك ايش هبل الاخوان هذا ، السيسي وقف مع الشعب و هذا كل احترامي يذهب له ، شكرا على انك ورتني هذا الڤديو






سيسي وقفت إلى جانب الشعب المصري. ونحمد الله على توليه هذا القرار العظيم

اذا ما كان وقف مع الشعب ، كان انمسحت كرامت

Allahu Akbar

Link?

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#3585

Posted 08 July 2013 - 09:06 AM

QUOTE (thegtaman531 @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 14:27)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 08:30)
QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 03:28)
QUOTE (Ibrahimhassounah @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 16:00)
QUOTE (EgyptianStar @ Sunday, Jul 7 2013, 05:19)
QUOTE (Ibrahimhassounah @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 20:07)
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@EgyptianStar و الله العظيم ان الجهاد مش بتفجير نفسك ايش هبل الاخوان هذا ، السيسي وقف مع الشعب و هذا كل احترامي يذهب له ، شكرا على انك ورتني هذا الڤديو






سيسي وقفت إلى جانب الشعب المصري. ونحمد الله على توليه هذا القرار العظيم

اذا ما كان وقف مع الشعب ، كان انمسحت كرامت

Allahu Akbar

Link?

Here you go!

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#3586

Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:05 AM

Predictions that went wrong:

QUOTE
Due to the fact that this will 100% guaranteed turn into a sh*tstorm and get locked, I'll get my 2 cents in before someone gets to it.


The post: Here

The topic went on to reach more than 50 pages & more than 1200 replies.

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#3587

Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:00 PM

QUOTE (DanieljJ)
QUOTE (DanieljJ @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 04:04)
What about the AR-10 bitch?

That was rude of me, I am sorry. I just love my AR-10.

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#3588

Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:37 PM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 20:00)
QUOTE (DanieljJ)
QUOTE (DanieljJ @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 04:04)
What about the AR-10 bitch?

That was rude of me, I am sorry. I just love my AR-10.

Link mate? Wanna check out. smile.gif

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#3589

Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:50 PM

QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 22:37)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 20:00)
QUOTE (DanieljJ)
QUOTE (DanieljJ @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 04:04)
What about the AR-10 bitch?

That was rude of me, I am sorry. I just love my AR-10.

Link mate? Wanna check out. smile.gif

http://www.gtaforums...opic=563773&hl=

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#3590

Posted 08 July 2013 - 05:09 PM Edited by theomenofficial, 08 July 2013 - 05:16 PM.

http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=563825

QUOTE (Zidane1020120)
So the guys on here get boners while thinking of GTA V or while
watching the gameplay video tommorrow. What do girls like Kirsty on here get while watching the video tommorrow?

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#3591

Posted 08 July 2013 - 05:10 PM

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Monday, Jul 8 2013, 17:09)
QUOTE (Zidane1020120)
So the guys on here get boners while thinking of GTA V or while watching the gameplay video tommorrow. What do girls like Kirsty on here get while watching the video tommorrow?

Tingles.

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#3592

Posted 09 July 2013 - 10:36 AM

QUOTE (mr6plow9 @Tuesday @ Jul 9 2013, 00:07)
On September 17th i'll be crying out of my penis.

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#3593

Posted 10 July 2013 - 11:11 PM

QUOTE (orbitalraindrops @ Wednesday, Jul 10 2013, 15:23)
Replying is complicated...
Replies have killed People
Smuggled People
Sold People

Maybe this thread will be different...

Haha made me exhale faster from my nose

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#3594

Posted 11 July 2013 - 12:40 AM

QUOTE
(GTA_stu @ Wednesday, Jul 10 2013, 15:19)
It's worse when in real life you walk into a room and everyone else walks straight out, especially when it's a fully packed church and the vicar spits on you as he goes past.

I hate my life.

http://www.gtaforums...ic=564133&st=20

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#3595

Posted 11 July 2013 - 03:27 PM

QUOTE (Dale Nixon @ Thursday, Jul 11 2013, 15:22)
QUOTE (Grand Theft Savage @ Thursday, Jul 11 2013, 15:21)
QUOTE (Coral_City @ Thursday, Jul 11 2013, 15:20)
How do people not understand what he said? Are you deaf or just racist?

It's their level of stupidity...

lol

should be its breh

u dumb or somthing

http://www.gtaforums...entry1062750158


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#3596

Posted 11 July 2013 - 07:19 PM

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http://www.gtaforums...entry1062751750

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#3597

Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:22 AM

This WHOLE topic made me die laughing: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=565050

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#3598

Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:42 AM

QUOTE (Tacymist)
You keep talking about how you can't understand how someone could like having a reproductive organ shoved up their "excrement shoot", but you seem quite comfortable having your own head up your ass.


F*cking golden.

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#3599

Posted 12 July 2013 - 04:39 PM

QUOTE (Kirsty)
Will you two ever get out of each other's ass?


http://www.gtaforums...c=563897&st=100

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#3600

Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:05 PM Edited by Ziggy455, 12 July 2013 - 05:12 PM.

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 16:39)
QUOTE (Kirsty)
Will you two ever get out of each other's ass?


http://www.gtaforums...c=563897&st=100

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That's not even good? You only posted it because you're predictable as f*ck and want to keep this chain of crap going. Stop that.


QUOTE
Such misplaced effort. Such retarded answers. Such fake pride.


That's some top notch writing there.

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Got this from that thread where the guy was raging because somebody stole his sig. I noticed rudy had the sig and found it pretty funny.




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