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#3541

Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:20 PM

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Tuesday, Jul 2 2013, 16:04)
QUOTE (StingrayX @ Tuesday, Jul 2 2013, 16:03)
QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Tuesday, Jul 2 2013, 10:18)
^^ How is that fake?

Because it was obviously a joke. I doubt his setup looks like that in reality.

Oh Oh, I thought he was saying the photo was fake.

Wait, what? I doubt even if someone like CallTheCoroner would say that.

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#3542

Posted 03 July 2013 - 04:25 AM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:27)
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Shut up I was like 9


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QUOTE (NCONiall @ Thursday, Jun 17 2010, 22:45)
QUOTE (KGBeast @ Jun 17 2010, 15:57)
The strongest gun in the entire series would be the gatling gun which has been in a few of the games or the M249 from VCS.

Your forgetting the minigun tounge.gif that is the best IMO I really want to see this in the next GTA.


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#3543

Posted 03 July 2013 - 08:36 AM

QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 02:00)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 00:49)
QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:17)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

It was me who requested the mods to ban him.

OT: Anything from a user named "markusizr".

Well that surely will give you a commendation for that honest work mate.

You are wrong!! You both are my foes and now in my disrespect list!! angry.gif I'm back to this forum after creating new account

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#3544

Posted 03 July 2013 - 08:45 AM

QUOTE (Rizqan just beginner modder @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 14:06)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 02:00)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 00:49)
QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:17)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

It was me who requested the mods to ban him.

OT: Anything from a user named "markusizr".

Well that surely will give you a commendation for that honest work mate.

You are wrong!! You both are my foes and now in my disrespect list!! angry.gif I'm back to this forum after creating new account

And you're back to BUSTED after I report you, Good day.

E: Done, but I don't think it was needed because you already admitted you are a PBM.

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#3545

Posted 03 July 2013 - 09:00 AM

@Rizqan just beginner modder: Give me a bloody break...

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#3546

Posted 03 July 2013 - 09:09 AM

QUOTE (some guy on the internet I guess)
Do not feed the trolls!


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#3547

Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:21 AM

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 14:45)
And you're back to BUSTED after I report you, Good day.

Um Ace, I'm pretty sure the moderators don't take one report into account dude. I know this certain member for fact who was reported for an astonishing 98 times yet he wasn't permanently banned from this place. It mainly depends on the choices the staff members make over here and I'm pretty sure Rizqan7 would have been banned if no one had reported him in the first place.

On topic: Otter again, this guy is on fire recently:

QUOTE (Otter)
Hashtags don't work here, cowboy. #YOLO

If you're too attached to the past to move forward, perhaps you could find a good old Roman crypt to hibernate in. Or if you rather something Woadish. How a country that fought back the bloody Nazis can host such an ignorant group of zenophobic f*cks will always baffle me.

Thankfully, you're still the fringe of society. Yet a battle plan must unfold soon, because this sh*t is scary. And even more so if you look at the Golden Dawn party in Greece.


It all starts here.

QUOTE (BRITLAND)
What's wrong with what is said in facts this is the web, spelling & punctuation doesn't matter


He shouldn't of made that statement. Read from here.

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#3548

Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:50 AM

QUOTE (Rizqan just beginner modder @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 16:36)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 02:00)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 00:49)
QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:17)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

It was me who requested the mods to ban him.

OT: Anything from a user named "markusizr".

Well that surely will give you a commendation for that honest work mate.

You are wrong!! You both are my foes and now in my disrespect list!! angry.gif I'm back to this forum after creating new account

Let me see if you can last here for so long.

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#3549

Posted 03 July 2013 - 11:18 AM

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 08:45)
QUOTE (Rizqan just beginner modder @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 14:06)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 02:00)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 00:49)
QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:17)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

It was me who requested the mods to ban him.

OT: Anything from a user named "markusizr".

Well that surely will give you a commendation for that honest work mate.

You are wrong!! You both are my foes and now in my disrespect list!! angry.gif I'm back to this forum after creating new account

And you're back to BUSTED after I report you, Good day.

E: Done, but I don't think it was needed because you already admitted you are a PBM.

I'd like to add that he's also getting his sig disabled.

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#3550

Posted 03 July 2013 - 11:36 AM Edited by ExtremeLimitations, 03 July 2013 - 12:17 PM.

QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 19:18)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 08:45)
QUOTE (Rizqan just beginner modder @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 14:06)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 02:00)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 00:49)
QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:17)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

It was me who requested the mods to ban him.

OT: Anything from a user named "markusizr".

Well that surely will give you a commendation for that honest work mate.

You are wrong!! You both are my foes and now in my disrespect list!! angry.gif I'm back to this forum after creating new account

And you're back to BUSTED after I report you, Good day.

E: Done, but I don't think it was needed because you already admitted you are a PBM.

I'd like to add that he's also getting his sig disabled.

Forget about him dude and his sh*tty replies. Let's move on.

E: Thank you @Xcommunicated.

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#3551

Posted 03 July 2013 - 02:24 PM

From this topic:
QUOTE
I wish my graphics card was 9.5 inches, I mean i'm happy enough, and so are my female friends that are really into PC gaming, but just imagine it! It'd I would be showing it off all the time, imagine all the impressed looks! "HEY! Everybody! Look how huge my Graphics card is! It's 9.5 Inches! Isn't that crazy? I bet yours isn't that big!"
"Hell Yeah it isn't! That Thing definitely wasn't made in China!"

I would suggest having a look down...you know, there, and see if there is enough room for another half inch of...card.

Courtesy of finn4life.

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#3552

Posted 03 July 2013 - 02:30 PM

QUOTE (Valenta @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 10:24)
From this topic:
QUOTE
I wish my graphics card was 9.5 inches, I mean i'm happy enough, and so are my female friends that are really into PC gaming, but just imagine it! It'd I would be showing it off all the time, imagine all the impressed looks! "HEY! Everybody! Look how huge my Graphics card is! It's 9.5 Inches! Isn't that crazy? I bet yours isn't that big!"
"Hell Yeah it isn't! That Thing definitely wasn't made in China!"

I would suggest having a look down...you know, there, and see if there is enough room for another half inch of...card.

Courtesy of finn4life.

Jesus christ, what a f*cking mong the OP is. How do you have such a poor grasp of your own language, unless you're 7. "is 9.5 inches 9 in a half inches?" Are you for f*cking real?

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#3553

Posted 03 July 2013 - 03:00 PM

Rizqan7 was the greatest member this forum has had in the past half decade. Everything he said is a note-worthy quote. icon13.gif icon13.gif

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#3554

Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE (carl turtle @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 23:08)
QUOTE (GTAfan786 @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 22:02)
QUOTE (carl turtle @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 22:00)
QUOTE (GTAaLEX117 @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 21:37)
QUOTE (carl turtle @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 21:34)
QUOTE (Vin89 @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 21:25)
Let's just stop this here and become aware of the fact that every single game ever being described as the "GTA Killer" did not live up to this expactation.

I am a troll, everybody please pay attention to me! Please, reply negatively so I may feel proud about myself!

Fixed.

I just couldn't resist...

Again, why don't you just go to the WD forums Carl?

because there ain't many people and they kinda ignore me because they are jealous

I agree. I really like you Carl, your welcome at my house, call me honey i'm wet waiting for you

f*ck no what's wroung with yo?

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#3555

Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:23 PM

Link?

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#3556

Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:30 PM

http://www.gtaforums...c=563137&st=100

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#3557

Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:36 PM

That guy's avatar is now etched permanently into my head. There's no brain bleach strong enough...

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#3558

Posted 04 July 2013 - 03:33 PM

QUOTE
hi guz i hav pruf tht tha nu gta 5 gaym tht u hav bin w8ing 4 cince 2k9 iz now canculled

y? cuz ruckster gt rly board

hre iz teh pruf:
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sry guz luks lyk wre gna ned 2 w8 4 evn lnger

i fink i mght krill mislf

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#3559

Posted 04 July 2013 - 03:46 PM Edited by Valenta, 04 July 2013 - 03:50 PM.

I could not for the life of me make that out. From what I could make out, he thinks that Rockstar Games is a person?

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#3560

Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:00 PM

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 23:33)
QUOTE
hi guz i hav pruf tht tha nu gta 5 gaym tht u hav bin w8ing 4 cince 2k9 iz now canculled

y? cuz ruckster gt rly board

hre iz teh pruf:
user posted image

sry guz luks lyk wre gna ned 2 w8 4 evn lnger

i fink i mght krill mislf

Too much confusion yet funny. tounge2.gif

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#3561

Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:38 PM

QUOTE (Valenta @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 15:46)
I could not for the life of me make that out. From what I could make out, he thinks that Rockstar Games is a person?

"Hi guys I have proof that the new GTA 5 game that you have been waiting for since 2009 is now cancelled.

Why? Because Rockstar got really bored - here is the proof:

(image)

Sorry guys looks like we're going to need to wait even longer.

I think I might kill myself"

The image is an obvious fake of the R* twitter account saying 'sorry guys gta 5 is cancelled because I got bored of making it sad.gif '

As you can see, it's a joke, probably concerning people worrying about a delay.

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#3562

Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:46 PM Edited by lil weasel, 04 July 2013 - 08:51 PM.

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Posted: Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 1603)
I do love you having the audacity to question my knowledge and allege bias when you've consistently demonstrated you have absolutely no qualification to speak on the subject. Hilarious.

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Posted; Thursday, Apr 25 2013, 2031)
I positive relish dissecting your comments. It's surprisingly entertaining to watch you embarrass yourself so publicly. I do feel a bit sorry for you, trapped in the ignorance of dogma and indoctrinated belief.

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Posted, Thursday, Apr 25 2013, 1530)
[]If you don't like it, you know where the door is.
[]No one gives a flying f*ck what you believe.

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Posted, Wednesday, Apr 24 2013, 21:59)
Trust me, some
of us know more of the true nature of the universe than you ever will.



Edit: The title of the topic is " Quotable Notables @ GTAF " it says nothing about humour. That some appear to feel that the topic requires humour is sad in itself. sad.gif

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#3563

Posted 04 July 2013 - 06:05 PM

QUOTE (Gareth Croke @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 14:42)
I f*cked the girl from Hanson.


Haha

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 17:42)
I can literally smell Typhus' erection.


This also gave me a good laugh.

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#3564

Posted 04 July 2013 - 06:39 PM

QUOTE (lil weasel @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 11:46)
QUOTE (sivispacem @ Posted: Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 1603)
I do love you having the audacity to question my knowledge and allege bias when you've consistently demonstrated you have absolutely no qualification to speak on the subject. Hilarious.

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Posted; Thursday, Apr 25 2013, 2031)
I positive relish dissecting your comments. It's surprisingly entertaining to watch you embarrass yourself so publicly. I do feel a bit sorry for you, trapped in the ignorance of dogma and indoctrinated belief.

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Posted, Thursday, Apr 25 2013, 1530)
[]If you don't like it, you know where the door is.
[]No one gives a flying f*ck what you believe.

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Posted, Wednesday, Apr 24 2013, 21:59)
Trust me, some of us know more of the true nature of the universe than you ever will.

sleepy.gif Not funny...

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#3565

Posted 04 July 2013 - 06:43 PM

I feel like everything he posts isn't funny.

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#3566

Posted 04 July 2013 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 19:43)
I feel like everything he posts isn't funny.

That's primarily because it isn't. I'm pretty sure he posts them here purely because we don't have a "post a quote from someone whose annoyed you recently" thread.

OT

QUOTE (LeVelocar @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 17:45)
Send the top income tax bracket back up to 91%. Drive starbucks into the sea. Eat the rich.

This made me laugh.

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#3567

Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:36 PM

QUOTE (HoleInTheSky @ Friday, Jul 5 2013, 14:19)
Tracy's pussy.

In reply to this thread.

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#3568

Posted 05 July 2013 - 07:15 PM

QUOTE (Method @ Friday, Jul 5 2013, 17:36)
QUOTE (HoleInTheSky @ Friday, Jul 5 2013, 14:19)
Tracy's pussy.

In reply to this thread.

Utter brilliance.

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#3569

Posted 06 July 2013 - 01:48 AM

QUOTE (lil weasel)
QUOTE (Melchior @ Friday, Jul 5 2013, 18:19)
Plus we don't even know it was going to attack. Dogs bark and snarl everyday without mauling people to shreds.

user posted image
I guess the dog wants to lick his face?

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#3570

Posted 06 July 2013 - 07:45 AM

QUOTE (GrandMaster Smith @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 06:09)
QUOTE (the_warbsta @ Friday, Jul 5 2013, 22:07)
QUOTE (GrandMaster Smith @ Saturday, Jul 6 2013, 06:06)
Okay so what I've gathered is OP is planning on faking a terminal illness, contacting R* and asking if he could play V for his last wish.


Honestly, you'd be better off cryogenically freezing yourself in the snow than this imo.

I actually do have testiscular cancer

My penis deeply wallows in it's tears for you




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