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#3511

Posted 29 June 2013 - 11:00 AM

QUOTE (tms_junk @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 10:45)
This made me cringe out so hard.

QUOTE (Swoorup@Friday @ Jun 28 2013, 11:28)

EDIT:

By the way, Oh hi Trinette

QUOTE (Trinette)

A pretty recent one here. I have a thing for changing up the brightness and contrast in my pics. ph34r.gif ph34r.gif

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How awkward can you get?

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#3512

Posted 29 June 2013 - 12:42 PM

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 10:44)
QUOTE (gtafreak10)
WHERE'S YOUR ORIGINALITY?

Who needs originality when your as rich as him?


I have laughs after reading this. lol.gif
Can be found here .

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#3513

Posted 29 June 2013 - 01:01 PM

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Friday, Jun 28 2013, 17:47)
QUOTE (Tank @ Friday, Jun 28 2013, 18:42)
QUOTE (Ryan @ Friday, Jun 28 2013, 16:41)
Only got added today. As far as I can see there is no way to disable it.

...Yet.

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#3514

Posted 29 June 2013 - 01:08 PM

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Finally, V1.5 has arrived. Tank has invested a lot of his time, money and sweat to bring this banner to you. Hope you guys like it.

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#3515

Posted 29 June 2013 - 03:26 PM

QUOTE (PrometheusX @ Friday, Jun 28 2013, 17:04)
There's a boner at the top of the page, I want to disable it, help please???

From here

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#3516

Posted 29 June 2013 - 03:36 PM

QUOTE (El Jefe Satana)
The gigantes are by far the worst crew around.......... also The new Grove Street Family is filled with little babies. o man you leave a comment and they all start crying. no respect will be given to children

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and look at this CLOWN



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#3517

Posted 30 June 2013 - 04:00 AM

QUOTE (Extremo)
[...] probably the best modern metal band I've ever listened after Linkin Park.


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#3518

Posted 30 June 2013 - 06:52 AM Edited by AceKingston, 30 June 2013 - 07:46 AM.

Comeback of the year 2013.

QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 12:08)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 23:32)
QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 15:23)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 04:31)
1. Click on servers and search 'ctf_2fort'
2. Choose match
3. Select the Pyro
4. Run into enemies base
5. Torch everyone

Or you could hang back as a sniper on the rooftops.
Either way I highly recommend 2fort, it is an amazing map, one if my favourites in any game.

Add me if you like, my ID is in my signature and I'll probably be playing a heap this week.

2 Fort is awful and you should punch yourself in the dick for enjoying it.

2fort is wonderful and I will punch you in the throat for disliking it.

My 1325 hours of play scoffs at your ignorance.


E: Even better:

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 13:11)
QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 16:38)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 23:32)
QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 15:23)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 04:31)
1. Click on servers and search 'ctf_2fort'
2. Choose match
3. Select the Pyro
4. Run into enemies base
5. Torch everyone

Or you could hang back as a sniper on the rooftops.
Either way I highly recommend 2fort, it is an amazing map, one if my favourites in any game.

Add me if you like, my ID is in my signature and I'll probably be playing a heap this week.

2 Fort is awful and you should punch yourself in the dick for enjoying it.

2fort is wonderful and I will punch you in the throat for disliking it.

My 1325 hours of play scoffs at your ignorance.

Your lack of life is laughable.

Go have a sword fight at one of your mystical get-togethers or something.



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#3519

Posted 30 June 2013 - 08:30 AM

QUOTE (zoo3891)
When I started my Yu-gi-Oh trading card fan club at high school nobody wanted to join. It took three weeks of announcements on the school announcements for three people to join. One of them was a girl who kept asking me for my home phone number. After I thoroughly explained to her that I don't give out my number to anyone except immediate family and friends (for privacy reasons) she left the club, even though I gave her the club's e-mail in case she wanted to ask about anything. Then the club was shut down because the school thinks that anything less than four people is more likely to be mischief than a club.


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She probably wanted to bang you, you silly sh*t.

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#3520

Posted 01 July 2013 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE (RoadRunner71 @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 16:13)
QUOTE
user posted image


That's quite original biggrin.gif


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#3521

Posted 01 July 2013 - 02:33 PM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 19:57)
QUOTE (zoo3891 @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 13:02)
QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 21:38)
You fell on your chin, and you feel numbness in your shin? Did you make a typo, which did you fall on? Chin or Shin?

He means shin, Finn. happy.gif He talks about his leg in the rest of the post.

Finn wasn't totally sold on the shin, perhaps he damaged nerves in his chin connected to his shin, I didn't believe therewas any chin to shin nerve systems, butFinn is not a doc. Would have been serious if injury in the chin numbed the shin thought Finn.

Haha sh*ttest thing Finn uttered...Better put it in the bin. Ergh, end this.
It's truly a sin ph34r.gif



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#3522

Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:28 PM

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 01:52)
Comeback of the year 2013.

QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 12:08)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 23:32)
QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 15:23)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 04:31)
1. Click on servers and search 'ctf_2fort'
2. Choose match
3. Select the Pyro
4. Run into enemies base
5. Torch everyone

Or you could hang back as a sniper on the rooftops.
Either way I highly recommend 2fort, it is an amazing map, one if my favourites in any game.

Add me if you like, my ID is in my signature and I'll probably be playing a heap this week.

2 Fort is awful and you should punch yourself in the dick for enjoying it.

2fort is wonderful and I will punch you in the throat for disliking it.

My 1325 hours of play scoffs at your ignorance.


E: Even better:

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 13:11)
QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 16:38)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 23:32)
QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 15:23)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 04:31)
1. Click on servers and search 'ctf_2fort'
2. Choose match
3. Select the Pyro
4. Run into enemies base
5. Torch everyone

Or you could hang back as a sniper on the rooftops.
Either way I highly recommend 2fort, it is an amazing map, one if my favourites in any game.

Add me if you like, my ID is in my signature and I'll probably be playing a heap this week.

2 Fort is awful and you should punch yourself in the dick for enjoying it.

2fort is wonderful and I will punch you in the throat for disliking it.

My 1325 hours of play scoffs at your ignorance.

Your lack of life is laughable.

Go have a sword fight at one of your mystical get-togethers or something.

lol.gif Hahaha, link?

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#3523

Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:41 PM

QUOTE (StingrayX @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 20:58)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 01:52)
Comeback of the year 2013.

QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 12:08)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 23:32)
QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 15:23)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 04:31)
1. Click on servers and search 'ctf_2fort'
2. Choose match
3. Select the Pyro
4. Run into enemies base
5. Torch everyone

Or you could hang back as a sniper on the rooftops.
Either way I highly recommend 2fort, it is an amazing map, one if my favourites in any game.

Add me if you like, my ID is in my signature and I'll probably be playing a heap this week.

2 Fort is awful and you should punch yourself in the dick for enjoying it.

2fort is wonderful and I will punch you in the throat for disliking it.

My 1325 hours of play scoffs at your ignorance.


E: Even better:

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 13:11)
QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 16:38)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 23:32)
QUOTE (The-King @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 15:23)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 04:31)
1. Click on servers and search 'ctf_2fort'
2. Choose match
3. Select the Pyro
4. Run into enemies base
5. Torch everyone

Or you could hang back as a sniper on the rooftops.
Either way I highly recommend 2fort, it is an amazing map, one if my favourites in any game.

Add me if you like, my ID is in my signature and I'll probably be playing a heap this week.

2 Fort is awful and you should punch yourself in the dick for enjoying it.

2fort is wonderful and I will punch you in the throat for disliking it.

My 1325 hours of play scoffs at your ignorance.

Your lack of life is laughable.

Go have a sword fight at one of your mystical get-togethers or something.

lol.gif Hahaha, link?

The 705th and 706th pages of the "Have A Question V2" topic, kinda hard to link it because it spreads to two pages.

On-Topic:

QUOTE (Lightning Strike @ Sunday, Jun 30 2013, 05:11)
QUOTE (Vice President @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 23:35)
I think one of the best things about it is that it can be easily upgraded as the hardware is "clip in, clip out"

YOU CAN DO THAT IN EVERY PC YOU GIBBON!

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#3524

Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:52 PM

QUOTE (Exxon @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 15:18)
QUOTE (shoumic @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 14:17)
QUOTE (Exxon @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 20:14)
How are sex scenes performed in movies?
Question is for both porn movies as normal movies, for example the series Game of Thrones.
Do the actors and actresses fake it or what? blush.gif

I don't think it's faked in Game of Thrones. No way it's faked in pornography. The actors do indeed have sexual intercourse to perform these scenes as far as I know.

I was thinking the same, but even in GoT, is it real what you see?

QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 15:18)
Fake? Nah, I think they execute it with precise form the fact they are doing sexual intercourse all the time and the actors are seemingly enjoying it.

srs

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#3525

Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:57 PM

This entire topic

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#3526

Posted 01 July 2013 - 04:40 PM

QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 15:57)
This entire topic

My head! It can't take the idiocy!!

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#3527

Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:38 PM

QUOTE (CandySuxxxTommy)
I won last time! YOU fa**otS BANNED/DELETED MY ACCOUNT LIKE I TOLD YOU TO DO... icon14.gif

lol.gif STUPID MOTHER f*ckERS!


Source: link.

It's binned though. Got it just in time.

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#3528

Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:47 PM

QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 15:57)
This entire topic

That is literally mind blowing. He must of been deliberately being a retard.
Because lets quickly review one of the definitions of a disc:
  • A flat circular plate

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#3529

Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:09 PM

Or, you know, he could've been kidding.

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#3530

Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:26 PM

Being computer savvy now determines the outcome of your grammatical abilities.

QUOTE (Woody510 @ Monday, Jul 1 2013)

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 21:40)
QUOTE (Woody510 @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 21:36)
QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 16:41)
QUOTE
omg everytime ne one says ne thing sarcastlically all u dumb basterds come and flame the hell out of them, do u not have sence of humor, i was being sarcastic.


Where did you go to school?

I was 12. Go f*ck yourself.

I didn't spell like that when I was 12, you sure you still aren't 12?

Listen kid, I grew up in the 90's, public schools didn't have computers, and few people had them in their homes. The internet was fairly new, and my twelve year old ass was far from anything that could've been considered computer savvy.

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#3531

Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:28 PM

Haha, I was going to say the same thing, but didn't feel like getting into it.

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#3532

Posted 02 July 2013 - 01:26 AM

Ownage by Otter inlove.gif

QUOTE (Otter @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 21:55)
QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 13:50)
QUOTE (Otter @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 21:49)
QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 13:38)
QUOTE (Lightning Strike @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 20:59)
QUOTE (Street Mix @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 20:17)
Partially his fault too. And his parents. He should get his ass off LoL from time time, watch the news and be aware in what democratic country and what times he lives in.

Still I feel sorry for him. That canadian bitch should be taken to a mental hospital.

He made a joke over the Internet, no-one and I mean no-one deserves to be punished for that regardless of how offensive it may be.

What the f*ck IS a joke? Because it ain't talking about shooting up a school, especially when you live right down the street from one.

You've failed at trolling, Burgundy.

Not trolling, talking about the topic at hand.

Oh, cut the sh*t man. You've been a constant negative influence around here since you began posting "just to piss you off" types of posts. I only quoted your most recent post out of common courtesy.

And, at that, if you literally have to ask "what IS a joke?" then you don't have any place in an adult discussion. Find the log out button, go play on reddit. Thanks.

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#3533

Posted 02 July 2013 - 02:31 AM

I've always loved this one, from the "Politicians founded the Hot Coffee"

QUOTE (PatrickW @ Friday, Jul 8 2005, 14:43)
QUOTE (hYDES @ Jul 8 2005, 16:41)
And by the way, I'm still waiting for that kid who supposedly was inspired to murder someone because of a computer video game such as GTA:SA. sly.gif

I'm waiting for the first baby to be born, inspired by the Hot Coffee Mod smile.gif

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#3534

Posted 02 July 2013 - 10:02 AM

QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 23:57)
This entire topic

Now that's a laugh. lol.gif

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#3535

Posted 02 July 2013 - 02:03 PM

Croatia Joins the European Union

QUOTE (Otter @ Tuesday, Jul 2 2013, 08:50)
Exciting! Maybe now women's rights will be.... oh, wait. No?  OK.


For his Second mention on this page.

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#3536

Posted 02 July 2013 - 03:12 PM

Does images count?

If yes, Bob's your uncle. Someone in the "post your PC setup" topic.

QUOTE (Frantz Fuchs @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 19:15)
user posted image


Fake, yet epic, methinks!

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#3537

Posted 02 July 2013 - 03:18 PM

^^ How is that fake?

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#3538

Posted 02 July 2013 - 03:32 PM Edited by rudy., 02 July 2013 - 03:45 PM.

Civilized gentlemen, we're all civi..

..oh, wait!

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#3539

Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:03 PM

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Tuesday, Jul 2 2013, 10:18)
^^ How is that fake?

Because it was obviously a joke. I doubt his setup looks like that in reality.

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#3540

Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:04 PM

QUOTE (StingrayX @ Tuesday, Jul 2 2013, 16:03)
QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Tuesday, Jul 2 2013, 10:18)
^^ How is that fake?

Because it was obviously a joke. I doubt his setup looks like that in reality.

Oh Oh, I thought he was saying the photo was fake.




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