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#3481

Posted 23 June 2013 - 02:42 PM

This is just recent, and I found it quite hilarious. biggrin.gif
It is from the Designer's Lounge in DYOM forums

QUOTE (ThaBoy)
QUOTE (leoncj @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 13:23)
QUOTE (ThaBoY @ Saturday,
Jun 22 2013, 20:52)
QUOTE (codenametukaioo7 @ Saturday, Jun 22 2013, 19:06)
I know that nobody with miss me because I am not somebody like LeonCJ

I wouldn't miss him.

What does Jimmy have what I don't?!!!
I gave up my whole life for you and you treat me like this?!!
I want a divorce.

You have no right to speak to me like that!! You think I didn't know?!! I know what you and Darkseller were doing when I wasn't home! I have feelings too you know?!! You cheated on with someone who doesn't even like lesbian porn! cryani.gif And what are you gonna tell the kids?!! How do you think they 'll react when they hear that daddy and daddy are going to divorce?!! cryani.gif

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#3482

Posted 23 June 2013 - 04:47 PM

QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

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#3483

Posted 23 June 2013 - 04:49 PM

QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:17)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

It was me who requested the mods to ban him.

OT: Anything from a user named "markusizr".

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#3484

Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:00 AM

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 00:49)
QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:17)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

It was me who requested the mods to ban him.

OT: Anything from a user named "markusizr".

Well that surely will give you a commendation for that honest work mate.

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#3485

Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:06 AM

QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:00)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 00:49)
QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:17)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

It was me who requested the mods to ban him.

OT: Anything from a user named "markusizr".

Well that surely will give you a commendation for that honest work mate.

He was bound to get banned even if nobody pointed out how idiotic and useless he was to the forums.

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#3486

Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:01 PM

QUOTE (Mockage @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 07:36)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:00)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 00:49)
QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 22:17)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 14:39)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 20:48)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 12:49)
Be come popular, contributing at forum, help other member, and give amusing post is perfect chance if you want be more respected icon14.gif

And steer clear away from trolls like Rizqan7. wink.gif How on earth did you manage 300 posts full of troll without a ban, I don't know but I know you must be the only person after Slamman to be given so many chances.

OT: Evade the V section, be a nice guy like miro or Andreas or Pinky or Miami or shoumic and everyone'll respect you.

How long you say me troll, super black asshole!! angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif angry.gif
EDIT: Want more mugshot?! Here is! sign-thompson.gif and heres your beautiful girlfriend! sign-clinton.gif


#BUSTED!

It was me who requested the mods to ban him.

OT: Anything from a user named "markusizr".

Well that surely will give you a commendation for that honest work mate.

He was bound to get banned even if nobody pointed out how idiotic and useless he was to the forums.

I reported him because he had gone too far, even if his English is poor(it was starting to improve though) for 13 years old, he should at least have some common sense, it was quite obvious he was trolling. Also, incase you didn't notice, he called me "a black asshole", which pretty much sealed the deal, good riddance I say.

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#3487

Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:20 PM Edited by Wolvington, 24 June 2013 - 02:24 PM.

^^ Good to see the end result. Humor-less jokes, grammar-less English & brain-less trolls was all that could be posted by him.

This one by a newbie
QUOTE (GTA Master 007 @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 20:05)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Tuesday, Jun 26 2012, 22:18)
All incorrect" here's clue and recap. Who's gonna get the first one?.??

Clue #1: Ka-Ching
Clue #2: Royal
+Clue #3: Securicar


Hope this helps!

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This is a bit old question you asked. You should check out the last page, that's where the current questions are.


I LOLd so hard!

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#3488

Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:31 PM

QUOTE (Wolvington @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 22:20)
^^ Good to see the end result. Humor-less jokes, grammar-less English & brain-less trolls was all that could be posted by him.

This one by a newbie
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @  Monday, Jun 24 2013, 22:18)
QUOTE (GTA Master 007 @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 20:05)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Tuesday, Jun 26 2012, 22:18)
All incorrect" here's clue and recap. Who's gonna get the first one?.??

Clue #1: Ka-Ching
Clue #2: Royal
+Clue #3: Securicar


Hope this helps!

Four dragons casino

user posted image

This is a bit old question you asked. You should check out the last page, that's where the current questions are.



I LOLd so hard!

Well I laughed it as well when I read it firsthand after you post it in here.

@AceKingston he is just trolling indeed, for a 13 year old kid, he should understand English as well as your nationality. Your not black dude, your a Hindu.

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#3489

Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:59 PM

QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 10:31)
@AceKingston he is just trolling indeed, for a 13 year old kid, he should understand English as well as your nationality. Your not black dude, your a Hindu.[/color]

Lol, 'black' is a nationality?

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#3490

Posted 24 June 2013 - 03:01 PM

QUOTE (Moonshield @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 10:59)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 10:31)
@AceKingston he is just trolling indeed, for a 13 year old kid, he should understand English as well as your nationality. Your not black dude, your a Hindu.[/color]

Lol, 'black' is a nationality?

Apparently Hinduism is as well.

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#3491

Posted 24 June 2013 - 03:15 PM

QUOTE (Mockage @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 23:01)
QUOTE (Moonshield @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 10:59)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 10:31)
@AceKingston he is just trolling indeed, for a 13 year old kid, he should understand English as well as your nationality. Your not black dude, your a Hindu.[/color]

Lol, 'black' is a nationality?

Apparently Hinduism is as well.

Afro and Indian. Well I make mistakes sometimes, care to correct me sometime.

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#3492

Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:25 PM

I believe that Afro isn't nationality. It's type of haircut.

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#3493

Posted 25 June 2013 - 01:25 PM

The last 3 pages of this thread...

http://www.gtaforums...c=495589&st=220

Some dude posted pictures of ponies, and they all jumped on him, telling him it was creepy, in a topic that is about jacking off to video game girls, the whole topic is just creepy as a whole.

Thought it was funny/ironic.

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#3494

Posted 25 June 2013 - 02:08 PM

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 08:25)
Thought it was funny/ironic.

In a topic that already borders on creepy, it is p hilarious that there is a definite hierarchy of the creepyness level of the content within. Oh, Internet.


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#3495

Posted 25 June 2013 - 02:32 PM

QUOTE (Tycek @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 03:25)
I believe that Afro isn't nationality. It's type of haircut.

HAAAAA! He really isn't doing himself any favours. Man I haven't properly laughed at a notable in a while.

@CallTheCoroner,

QUOTE (Meta187 @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 15:11)
QUOTE (Reform @  Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 05:55)
I've no doubt that anthropomorphic animals can be hot

Oi, you go away for a few days and... mercie_blink.gif


Here's a clever little one, it's a bit silly, but funny, I had other quotes, but I lost them.

QUOTE (JOSEPH X @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 07:17)
QUOTE (Flight180Victm @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 06:54)
QUOTE (twinkiller @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 03:45)
I think it's funny that now that Microsoft got rid of these ridiculous policies for Xbox One, everyone is now sucking their dick and saying it is the best system ever, and that the PS4 is complete garbage(which it isn't).Most of those people were probably getting PS4s too.They should be thanking Sony for forcing their hand.

I think it's funny how obvious it is that you're a PlayStation fanboy. rolleyes.gif

I think it's funny how your username references microsoft's latest PR disaster.

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#3496

Posted 25 June 2013 - 03:19 PM

QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 11:15)
QUOTE (Mockage @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 23:01)
QUOTE (Moonshield @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 10:59)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 10:31)
@AceKingston he is just trolling indeed, for a 13 year old kid, he should understand English as well as your nationality. Your not black dude, your a Hindu.[/color]

Lol, 'black' is a nationality?

Apparently Hinduism is as well.

Afro and Indian. Well I make mistakes sometimes, care to correct me sometime.

You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself...

You're tossing the term nationality around like it has relevance to do with your racial background (ethnicity). Nationality is where you hail from (i.e the country you were born in) hence nationality, genius.

For example, if I was born in Canada, my nationality would be considered Canadian. If I was born in say, Ireland, my nationality would be Irish.

'Afro' or 'black' is NOT a nationality. Nobody was born in "Afro" or "black". The same goes for hinduism which is a RELIGION.


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#3497

Posted 25 June 2013 - 07:07 PM

QUOTE (Typhus)
QUOTE (AreXi @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 06:29)
QUOTE (Typhus @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 08:23)
Though I don't know why anyone would find herbivorous creatures arousing.

Yup, carnivores is where it's at.

Herbivorous creatures are a cowardly, lazy lot. Physically unattractive, their eyes are on the side of their head to better aid them as they flee from stronger, superior creatures. Indeed, the life of a herbivore is often split between being harvested for their precious meat and juices or being forced into a humiliating rout by predators.

They are the Deadbeat Dad of the Animal Kingdom, rather than get out there, get a job and wear a nice suit, they lounge around in the grass, laughing at nothing, sh*tting where they eat until they eat sh*t which becomes more sh*t. As a result of this hereditary fecklessness, no herbivore on this planet has a penis. They mate using Omegle, trolling the chat room there until they find a similarly pathetic creature willing to expose their dickless patches of skin on a webcam, breeding through a mutual cry of anguish and self loathing so low not even cockroaches can hear it.

From the common mule to Linda McCartney, herbivores are not found attractive by anyone with either an eye for beauty or any semblance of self respect.
Please, if you must masturbate to an animal, do so to a carnivore who is capable of reciprocating your feelings and actually engaging in something a human would recognise as sex.

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#3498

Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:15 AM

QUOTE
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QUOTE (Leafy Hollow @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 00:38)
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QUOTE (ludi911 @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 00:06)
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#3499

Posted 26 June 2013 - 01:15 PM Edited by thegtaman531, 26 June 2013 - 01:21 PM.

QUOTE (Teh Edgiest Man on Earth @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 01:50)
QUOTE (yellowboy01 @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 01:49)
QUOTE (wwinterj @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 01:44)
QUOTE (yellowboy01 @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 02:27)
Why? There's 14 yr old people here.

14 is different from 11. We will see 5 year olds next. orly.gif

It's a 3 yr difference.

No it's not, you haven't hit puberty and you are probably obsessed with borderline autistic memes.

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#3500

Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:16 PM Edited by ExtremeLimitations, 26 June 2013 - 02:28 PM.

QUOTE (Mockage @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 23:19)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 11:15)
QUOTE (Mockage @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 23:01)
QUOTE (Moonshield @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 10:59)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 10:31)
@AceKingston he is just trolling indeed, for a 13 year old kid, he should understand English as well as your nationality. Your not black dude, your a Hindu.[/color]

Lol, 'black' is a nationality?

Apparently Hinduism is as well.

Afro and Indian. Well I make mistakes sometimes, care to correct me sometime.

You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself...

You're tossing the term nationality around like it has relevance to do with your racial background (ethnicity). Nationality is where you hail from (i.e the country you were born in) hence nationality, genius.

For example, if I was born in Canada, my nationality would be considered Canadian. If I was born in say, Ireland, my nationality would be Irish.

'Afro' or 'black' is NOT a nationality. Nobody was born in "Afro" or "black". The same goes for hinduism which is a RELIGION.

Refrain from my previous mistakes as I have trouble typing them since I'm using my phone and I'm at school at that hour. I could have care less about that but surely I'm using my phone so it's a difficulty. Also I know everything about history so I'll correct it now; American and Indian, that's a nationality.

EDIT.

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#3501

Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:30 PM

I'm sure your phone typed Afro.instead of African American. And Hindu instead of India n wink.gif I just typed that on my phone. Look, you said something retarded, just admit it, it's not your first language so it's fair enough, but we can still laugh. Just let it go, stop trying to argue it, you're just looking a little pathetic now, and this is quotable notables, not "argue when you get quoted."

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#3502

Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:34 PM

I dunno Extreme, there isn't a nationality called Hindu or Afro at all. I also don't know like finn said how you could have mis-typed Afro and Hindu, you probably were just confused a bit. smile.gif You can't say, phones sometime do weird stuff, remember the hilarious autocorrect feature?

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#3503

Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:38 PM

Yeah. It's just better to move on when you make a mistake, It makes you look worse when you try to defend yourself out of desperation trying to make yourself look better when in reality you're just making things worse.

We all make mistakes dude. There's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.

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#3504

Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:43 PM

Probably the phone, my studies, or some students messing my posts, but I agree were like talking in circles right now. lol.gif Let's stop it here and now on.

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#3505

Posted 27 June 2013 - 04:10 PM

Dunno if this is funny, an interesting concept or both.

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Thursday, Jun 27 2013, 10:49)
Deus Ex: Hitman Revolution.

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Both.


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#3506

Posted 28 June 2013 - 01:32 AM

I really enjoyed this

Take the time. It is short - a series of seven short (either one word or a short fragment) replies that need to be slowly scrolled down and absorbed until you get to the seventh post(including OP) by hobointheyard.

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#3507

Posted 28 June 2013 - 03:49 AM

QUOTE
If anyone says "when I stepped on a Lego" I will show you what real pain is and shove my f*cking fist up your bumhole.


^From Mr. GTA-Stu from the topic "worst pain you've ever been in"

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#3508

Posted 28 June 2013 - 04:05 PM

QUOTE (Mr.Mateczko)
I'll take a turn.
ALWAYS make sure to refresh the page before you post a turn. blush.gif

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Really good way to accept a mistake. icon14.gif

From the 99th Round of Chain game V2 San Andreas.

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#3509

Posted 28 June 2013 - 04:30 PM

QUOTE (trip @ Friday, Jun 28 2013, 02:32)
I really enjoyed this

Take the time. It is short - a series of seven short (either one word or a short fragment) replies that need to be slowly scrolled down and absorbed until you get to the seventh post(including OP) by hobointheyard.

You read my mind, man. I was just going to post this. I had a good laugh at the last one.

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#3510

Posted 29 June 2013 - 10:45 AM

This made me cringe out so hard.

QUOTE (Swoorup@Friday @ Jun 28 2013, 11:28)

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