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#3451

Posted 11 June 2013 - 03:47 AM

QUOTE (Rizqan7)
Your signature so hot dude, please change it another, i don't like it, the girls buttock so big like watermelon

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#3452

Posted 11 June 2013 - 12:30 PM

QUOTE (Thamuz)
QUOTE (povke)
Are you the gang member of any gang? I ain't, but I'm lookin' for some gang to join which would be perfect for me.


Join the school choir

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#3453

Posted 11 June 2013 - 01:45 PM

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 21:18)
^ I was only partly joking that guy is really more creepy to be honest and here is why:

QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 18:04)
QUOTE (NCONiall @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 20:28)
QUOTE (Valenta @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 13:06)
QUOTE (GtA01 @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 11:55)
Piers Morgan, though it looks like Clarkson beat me to it. Still, another one wouldn't hurt.

Just 1? Another 5 would satisfy me.

Don't forget Jeremy Kyle.

Better Jeremy Jolie, Justin Ass, and Angelina Borie lol.gif


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lol.gif I would honestly say he's childish, he needs a guide dude.

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#3454

Posted 11 June 2013 - 02:31 PM

QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 00:45)
QUOTE (AceKingston @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 21:18)
^ I was only partly joking that guy is really more creepy to be honest and here is why:

QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 18:04)
QUOTE (NCONiall @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 20:28)
QUOTE (Valenta @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 13:06)
QUOTE (GtA01 @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 11:55)
Piers Morgan, though it looks like Clarkson beat me to it. Still, another one wouldn't hurt.

Just 1? Another 5 would satisfy me.

Don't forget Jeremy Kyle.

Better Jeremy Jolie, Justin Ass, and Angelina Borie lol.gif


mercie_blink.gif

lol.gif I would honestly say he's childish, he needs a guide dude.

Actually he's a troll, It's pretty f*cking obvious that he says this sh*t on purpose to seem retarded.

Stop quoting him, it's not funny.

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#3455

Posted 11 June 2013 - 02:39 PM

I think finn's right, we should stop quoting him, if we keep quoting him it'll probably encourage him to post the same kind of retarded posts over and over again. Even if he did see a guide, I doubt he'd understand half of what's written in it anyway.

On-Topic, from the are you a gang member topic:
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations)

QUOTE (povke)
Are you the gang member of any gang? I ain't, but I'm lookin' for some gang to join which would be perfect for me.

Join the mental retardation program.

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#3456

Posted 12 June 2013 - 02:10 PM

Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag topic.

QUOTE (buzbegone @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 12:56)
QUOTE (Grand Theft Savage @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 12:06)
Okay, so my friend has this game. How in the living f*ck did that happen? (It isn't the full game, though)

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#3457

Posted 12 June 2013 - 02:53 PM

This might be the most un-funniest page on here.

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#3458

Posted 12 June 2013 - 03:04 PM

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 20:53)
This might be the most un-funniest page on here.

This one's old but it should be more interesting...

QUOTE (Daz)
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Explanation:

QUOTE (anuj)
Tank, the mysterious bathtub entrepreneur who owns all this, dared illspirit, another admin, to ban him. So he did.

And for the twenty or so minutes when he was banned, everyone went APEsh*t.

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#3459

Posted 12 June 2013 - 03:37 PM

QUOTE (shoumic @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 15:04)
QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 20:53)
This might be the most un-funniest page on here.

This one's old but it should be more interesting...

QUOTE (Daz)
user posted image


Explanation:

QUOTE (anuj)
Tank, the mysterious bathtub entrepreneur who owns all this, dared illspirit, another admin, to ban him. So he did.

And for the twenty or so minutes when he was banned, everyone went APEsh*t.

Haha, and was he still an Admin when the smoke cleared?

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#3460

Posted 12 June 2013 - 04:35 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 15:38)
QUOTE (finn4life @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 12:07)
- That weird thing with Stu, it's like Lwz3 & Nateshaw, or Deffpony and Adriaan.

That Thing, THAT THING, THAT THING???

There is no thing between us. I just made a little one time joke with him on the previous page, like I do with a lot of people. Please, for the love of all that is holy do not compare me and him with lzw3 and Nateshaw, or godforbid, Adriaan and Deffpony. He's infatuated with me, I get it. But it is NOT reciprocated. He's like my stalker Mkay. Now if anyone else wants to draw a connection between the 2 of us, my country has some of the finest libel lawyers in the world.

Stu out.


I take it you want a link?
tough!

ok here click for hentai

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#3461

Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:03 PM

That last page was horrendous and lame.

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#3462

Posted 13 June 2013 - 11:49 AM

QUOTE (CalltheCoroner)
QUOTE (Melchior @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 19:45)
QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 05:34)
No, I don't know if you know this, but, males come in contact with females (a relationship), and witness their period tirades. I am also the nice bf who goes to the pharmacy to get the medicine.

Holy sh*t, just shut the f*ck already.

Eat sh*t.

Is this not the Grumpy forumer's thread? Well, thats exactly what Im f*cking doing, being grumpy, so stick it up your ass if you dont like it.

Hey Shoumic, got any stupid facts about GTAF that nobody cares about?


Oh man, I laughed pretty hard at that punchline to Shoumic.

Here in the Grumpy Forumers topic.

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#3463

Posted 13 June 2013 - 05:16 PM

QUOTE (Kifflom112 @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 02:43)
I'm just lurking through this forum, not posting, and seeing part of it go to sh*t. Then I see your stupid ass comments. Grow the f*ck up and stop parading around like a f*cking jerk-off.


Our local bograt has spoken out against yet again another member he loathes because he's so pissed off at our great community.

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#3464

Posted 13 June 2013 - 05:38 PM

QUOTE (Mockage @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 17:16)
QUOTE (Kifflom112 @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 02:43)
I'm just lurking through this forum, not posting, and seeing part of it go to sh*t. Then I see your stupid ass comments. Grow the f*ck up and stop parading around like a f*cking jerk-off.


Our local bograt has spoken out against yet again another member he loathes because he's so pissed off at our great community.

Hey! I'm a size 12, can you get me the Air Force 1's in black, and hurry it up!!!

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#3465

Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:06 PM

Please don't post personal messages here. That is not what this topic is for.

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#3466

Posted 14 June 2013 - 11:04 PM

QUOTE (GTAvanja)
QUOTE (El_Diablo @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 23:56)
the XboxOne sucks dick anyway.

I would actually like that feature. It would make the bloody thing useful.

El Linko

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#3467

Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:26 AM

QUOTE (zoo3891 @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 13:13)
a few penis I found around


LOL I'm dyin over here!
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#3468

Posted 17 June 2013 - 01:02 AM

Wow...just wow:

QUOTE (GTAfan786 @ Sunday, Jun 16 2013, 19:24)
QUOTE (omer19992010 @ Sunday, Jun 16 2013, 15:03)
QUOTE (GTAfan786 @ Sunday, Jun 16 2013, 14:54)
QUOTE (RedHolden @ Sunday, Jun 16 2013, 06:20)

It may look small but i've been told the full-game map is 49 Square meters. Pretty big and long if you think about it.

I think you mean 49 sq miles but whoever told you that is talking out of his ass. 49 metres is like 490 cm which is beyond the definition of ridiculous.

49 square Miles? It's more like 30 Sq Miles.

I know. But he said someone told him its 49 sq metres, which is in fact not the same as sq miles, no where near. 49 square metres is 4900 cm. If he said 49 sq miles, at least that would have been the right unit.

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#3469

Posted 17 June 2013 - 06:52 AM

QUOTE (MrSpooge)
I once had a mate called Jeff, now.. This maybe a stupid ass thread but, I really want to know if what he said is actually true.

When IV came out he was obsessed with it, along with the entire GTA Series.. Guys a freak, literally.. Seems like the guy who'd get on the News for going on a Shooting Rampage then pinning it on a actual GTA game saying "It told me to do it, I was influenced by Grand Theft Auto" Now, the moment that I didn't exactly want to know the guy was when he shared something very personal. Something, I didn't get.. Or why.. But I couldn't help but laugh when he did, till I actually realized he was dead serious.

Jeff pretty much told me, not only in SA and IV. He'd visit the strip clubs then.. have a bat.

I couldn't help but laugh with how he said it..

Man I visit the strip clubs in GTA and just Jack it.. Been jacking it since SA.

I laughed. Said you serious?

Yeah. He was serious..

I never spoke to Jeff again.

Was I a bit harsh on Jeff to just never speak to him again? Should I give him another chance as a Mate? Well.. Thats a separate question.

So who here.. Has done what Jeff has done? Or is Jeff.. The lonely one?

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#3470

Posted 19 June 2013 - 11:15 AM

QUOTE (firrery@ Wednesday @ Jun 19 2013, 11:04)
Hey guys,

if you want new screenshots please send me your credit card number and pin number to [email protected] I just want to check something

thanks in advance


These con artists, so devious and cunning you never see them coming sarcasm.gif

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#3471

Posted 19 June 2013 - 12:13 PM

QUOTE (tms_junk @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 13:15)
QUOTE (firrery@ Wednesday @ Jun 19 2013, 11:04)
Hey guys,

if you want new screenshots please send me your credit card number and pin number to [email protected] I just want to check something

thanks in advance


These con artists, so devious and cunning you never see them coming sarcasm.gif

Hahah link?

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#3472

Posted 19 June 2013 - 12:37 PM

QUOTE (ThaBoY @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 12:13)
Hahah link?

The topic was permanently deleted by a MOD

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#3473

Posted 20 June 2013 - 11:19 AM Edited by Rizqan7, 20 June 2013 - 11:24 AM.

QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 09:39)

I now feel dumber for reading that.

WTF? Why I joking in that topic, but he say feel dumber reading my post? mercie_blink.gif
EDIT: Thats Chukkles say feel dumber reading my joke

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#3474

Posted 20 June 2013 - 12:15 PM

QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 19:19)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 09:39)

I now feel dumber for reading that.

WTF? Why I joking in that topic, but he say feel dumber reading my post? mercie_blink.gif
EDIT: Thats Chukkles say feel dumber reading my joke

Probably one of the best lols I've heard from you.

Note this my friend, if you are just keep playing on us and being retarded all the time, no one can ever spell and pronounce the word RES-PECT for you. So change a bit and become a serious person here, maybe just maybe.



QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 17:44)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 15:09)
Mlas: Dad, I want to piss, is there any toilet?
Dad: Yes my daughter, there is a toilet, but the toilet is for man
Mlas: No problem
After a while, Mlas running and hug dad with crying
Dad: Why you crying? mercie_blink.gif
Mlas: Dad, after I go to toilet, there are 1 man and he suck my pussy and f*ck me! cryani.gif
Dad: Where is he!! I want to stomp his dick!! angry.gif
Mlas: He now in police station dad, I have calling police and now he arrested by police
Dad: Phew....
After 5 days....
Dad: OMG!!!! mercie_blink.gif
Dad: You pregnant???!!
Mlas: Ah sh*t, why I go to man toilet just because want to piss!!
Dad: Nooooooooo!!!!!!
Baby: Oeekkk Oeeeekkkk!!!

THE END

Very funny icon14.gif








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#3475

Posted 21 June 2013 - 09:51 AM

QUOTE (sivispacem)
In future, I'd advise against coming to a sh*t-flinging match armed only with a wet fart.


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#3476

Posted 21 June 2013 - 01:08 PM

Now this is a winner. lol.gif

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 18:23)
QUOTE (Girish @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 15:46)
QUOTE (Rizqan7 @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 13:40)
Why Nautilus still not extinct? Because in million years ago, they use time machine while Jesus dance at mountain, after Jesus dancing, he say ''Oh sh*t! Wheres my time machine?!'' Thats why Nautilus still not extinct and Jesus can't go to year 2012 month 12 date 21 using time machine and World not doomed lol.gif

What the f..?!!

Post in this topic again and you'll be banned.

Don't laugh. It's not a joke.

I hope he does post again, it's about time he's banned.

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#3477

Posted 21 June 2013 - 02:37 PM

QUOTE (Mr Shade)
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#3478

Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:39 AM

QUOTE (ScotchMouth)
QUOTE (CTCCoco @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 12:42)
Any improvement is much better.

Well i suppose that's why it's called improvement


From here - http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=561523

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#3479

Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:42 AM

QUOTE (HoleInTheSky @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 18:43)
How about a complete overhaul.

When Niko used a knife, it looked like he painting a picture with it.

From here - http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=561523

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#3480

Posted 23 June 2013 - 07:56 AM

We have another one from...
QUOTE (Rizqan7)

QUOTE (VF94 @ Sunday, Jun 23 2013, 15:22)
And maybe brush up on your english a bit.

Unlike you, you like to brush your ass until it whitened out! Eh, be sure if you respected, don't be evil or you will disrespected wink.gif




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