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  • Rougarou

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:55 AM

Well now......

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 15 m england looking for girl to rolplay x

You: f here

You: smile.gif

Stranger: yaaay;)

You: i am 17

You: lol

Stranger: perfect

You: so what do you want to do?

You: smile.gif

Stranger: roleplay;)x

You: ok go ahead start it off

You: smile.gif

You: tell me what you would do to me

You: wink.gif

Stranger: right your my baby sitter and your coming to look after me and my little bro okay?x

You: ok go on

You: smile.gif

Stranger: ummm my little brother aslleep now soo guees its just us to hun x

You: yes it is also i am wearing tight jeans a white tank top

You: wink.gif

You: and i am laying down on your couch

Stranger: you look well fit;) can i come lie down byyou?x

You: of course you can

You: wink.gif

Stranger: i lay bye you and stare straight into your eyes x

You: i stare back and say "Wow your eyes are beautiful!"

You: then precede to look down towards your pants

You: wink.gif

Stranger: so are yours!:') theyre unreal!x

Stranger: its quite hot ennit;)x

You: yes it is! so i ask if you dont mind that i take off my pants and wear my underwear

You: smile.gif

Stranger: that would be nice;) ill join you sexy x

You: i take your hand and ask you to stroke my body from my breasts down to my stomach

You: smile.gif

Stranger: i start rubbing your boobs and down your tummy and end up grabbing your ass!x

Stranger: my dick gets really hard x

You: i let out a big moan! i then ask you to please take your hand and put it in my underwear and reach for my nice big hard cock!

You: smile.gif

Stranger: what?

You: i then ask you to stroke my throbbing cock and speed up the pace as you go

Stranger: wtf?

Stranger: your the girl?

You: come on man you can't be this f*cking stupid how many times has a girl been on here? let alone wanted to roleplay? geez

You: not only are you gay but your f*cking stupid

You: confused.gif

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • Cosmic Gypsy

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:43 AM

You: so u play video games?
Stranger: indeed i do
You: PC, 360 or PS3?
Stranger: 360
You: ahh damn
You: im PS3
Stranger: would play PS3 if i had one
Stranger: just cant justify buying it
Stranger: not yet anyway
You: yeah no reason to buy it if u got 360 already
Stranger: not enough exclusives that i want right now
You: i must admit i do like the ps3 exclusives
You: nothing to justify buying a new console
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: however if they made Kindom Hearts 3 and it was PS3 exclusive i'd be getting one as soon as! biggrin.gif
You: i was just about to ask what kinda games u play
Stranger: fps, 3rd person shooters, fighting games, rpgs, adventure games
Stranger: dont play sport games
You: nice variation
You: i used to play sport games, not any more
You: im into fpc, adventure games and gangster games
You: fps*
Stranger: ah GTA 5 soon
You: YES
Stranger: looking so nice
You: agreed!
You: i thought the same with gta 4 though, and that let me down
Stranger: hmm i can see where you're coming from, but i still enjoy playing it from time to time
Stranger: was no where good as the ps2 ones though
You: what kind of crime based game allows the player to go bowling but not to mug people or rob shops and houses or have decent fist fights, and yeah i enjoy playin it still regardless
Stranger: hahah very true
You: the warriors is my favourite game of all time
Stranger: YES!!!
Stranger: fantastic game
Stranger: fantastic soundtrack as well
You: haha yeah, the film was so legendary
Stranger: oh that bit where he throws the baseball bat athe cop in slow motion!!! piss my self every time
You: lool init
You: man i wish they would re make the warriors
You: or atleast make GTA more like it
Stranger: yep
You: any way mate i think im all chatted out
Stranger: haha fair enough smile.gif nice talking to you
You: good speaking to a like minded person on the net, good to meet u
You: u 2, inabit man
Stranger: always a pleasure

No trolling involved but still, this guy was sound, we spoke about events within the UK (hes my age living in scotland) and about religion and music. this is just the video game section of our convo.

  • RipGore

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:09 AM Edited by RipGore, 21 May 2012 - 06:53 AM.

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I'm not racist. But some people's reactions are priceless. I respect Indian people becuase one of them is my friend! soo bleh! biggrin.gif

  • Pucchiac

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:29 AM

This is chat roulette, and this is not a troll - but this guy has to be the coolest person I ever talked to on Omegle or Chat Roulette.

Connected to somebody.

Location: Italy

You: hey!
You: ciao!
You: Italiano?
Partner: hi
You: Hey what's up amico
Partner: si
You: Yeaa I'm learning Italian
You: my favorite culture
Partner: bravo
You: Amazing music, and food
You: Heard of Dean Martin?
Partner: music no too much
Partner: food it s true
You: ah come on!
You: youve got the best music!
Partner: yes
You: older music I should say
Partner: no
Partner: ah ok
You: Lou monte
You: louis prima
You: ever heard of them?
Partner: i don t know them
You: Damn!
You: Wow, youtube it
You: It's amazing music
Partner: ok
Partner: i looking for
Partner: ok
You: I prefer older Italian music.. Like 30's-50's
Partner: yeah it s better
You: It's good right?
You: I am amazed by how moral there culture is.
Partner: me too hihihi
You: the mafia dosen't push dope, disrespect women, anything like that
You: their all stand-up guys
Partner: it true
Partner: have you
Partner: ever been in italy?
You: Nope
You: it's sad
You: One day, one day
You: To the hills of sicily!
Partner: sardegna
You: Oh yeah!
Partner: it s better
You: that's nice
You: Florence
Partner: florence
Partner: rome
Partner: venezia
You: yup
You: so what are the politics like in italy?
You: Lean towards Socialism or Capitialism?
Partner: capitalism
You: Way to go italy!
You: haha
You: No offense
Partner: ahahaha
Partner: no problem ahah
You: You socialist?
You: or Democrat, whatever you wanna call it
Partner: i little
You: oh that's cool
Partner: democrat
You: Yea
Partner: don t exist
You: In italy?
Partner: yes
Partner: so
Partner: in italy
Partner: say
Partner: that
You: Oh - I didn't know..
Partner: there is democracy
You: Yea
Partner: listen
You: hold on
Partner: in itali there is democracy
You: oh
Partner: but don t exist
Partner: it hard to explicate
Partner: in english
You: I understand.
You: Democracy - but not a specific name for suporters of democracy?
You: I can hear
Partner: yes
You: Yes! I knew it!
You: I am so cool
You: Anyways, I think it'd be a good place to live
Partner: so what do you do in life
Partner: ?
You: Ah - I got to school
You: I'm not 18 yet
You: don't worry, I'm not the policia
You: haha
Partner: i gotta no problem
Partner: so what your name
Partner: ?
You: Yea - you aren't as bad as half the other sick minded asshole son here..
You: assholes*
You: I mess with em' you know make em think I'm F.B.I
Partner: people is crazy
You: I know.
You: They can do it private, not on internet airwaves.
You: what do you do?
You: if you don't mind me asking.
Partner: i m a seller
Partner: of many products
You: You make profit of things you buy?
Partner: like sky for television
You: oh
Partner: it difficult
Partner: i take
Partner: just a little
Partner: part
Partner: but
Partner: i play
Partner: pianoi
Partner: for my second job
You: Oh, that's cool
You: you play well?
Partner: peaple say that
You: Do you plan on pursuing that career?
Partner: ? sorrry
You: Do you want to be that someday
You: pianist
Partner: this is a dream
You: Yea, it's a good dream in Italy.
You: Not so much in america
Partner: oh yeah
You: People don't respect music her
Partner: why not in america
You: here*
Partner: ?
Partner: here too
Partner: cause
Partner: in radio can you listen
Partner: just sh*t
You: Yea - here too
You: It's crap
You: Just noises
You: Do you play video games?
Partner: yes but
Partner: this music like
Partner: call of duty the best
You: haha
You: xbox?
You: cigarette!
You: So cool
Partner: play 3
Partner: yes
You: so you have xbox live?
Partner: no i don t have
Partner: it
You: Damn it!
Partner: i got play 3
You: play 3? Oh ps3
You: haha
You: I have xbox
Partner: ahahahah
You: |
You: Damn
Partner: play
Partner: to muchg money
You: Oh come one man!
You: It's cheaper
You: the console it self
Partner: i must buy everithin piano
Partner: keyboard
Partner: and now i don t have money
Partner: but
Partner: my
Partner: brother
Partner: want it
Partner: so my father
Partner: will
Partner: by after the scool
You: Oh
Partner: wiill buyù
You: you know - I really looked forward to playi ng xbox with you!
You: Damn!
Partner: i m sorry
You: It's fine man
You: haha
You: Do you have Gta?
You: Grand Theft Auto
Partner: yes
Partner: i gotta many games like fifa
Partner: and other
You: Well, it just so happens I am a part of the largest gta fansite in the world.
You: And..
Partner: like this
You: It's a social place
You: a forum
You: ever heard of something like that?
Partner: a coool
Partner: no
You: It would be cool to have you sign up there..
You: We could talk daily
Partner: what is the addres
Partner: ?
You: Www.gtaforums.com
You: I love it
You: yes
Partner: aaaaaaaaaa ok
You: they have clans for xbox and ps3
Partner: i know it
You: you know it?
Partner: i have heard
Partner: i understan
You: from where?
Partner: ther is a fun page on facebook to
You: yea
You: I don't use facebook much
You: I deleted my account
Partner: why
Partner: ?
You: Well - I don't se a point in it. Here I am under 18, and the only things on their is spam.
You: From my friends
You: you are an adult- so you have a use for it
You: I don't see the point in wasting my time posting spam bullsh*t
Partner: what s your name?
You: Jon
You: Jonathan
Partner: i m manuel
You: Nice to meet you.
Partner: it s a pleasure
You: So, you interested in going on GTAF with me?
You: haha
You: gtaforums
Partner: ahhaha
Partner: ok i ll go in
You: Alright
You: you just tell me your username and I'll message you.
You: There are a whole lot of features I'll say that mcuh
You: you can join groups for Xbox and PS3
You: It's just a fun social club
Partner: okk
You: cool man
You: my profile.
Partner: ok
Partner: so i must to go work now
You: wait
Partner: what time is it there
Partner: ?
You: 12:00 am
You: haha
Partner: ahahahahahha
You: wait, are you going to sign up?
You: if not we will never speak again
Partner: give me your e mail
You: ok, *Censored email
Partner: wait
You: Email me when you sign up
You: ok
You: I'll wait
Partner: i write
Partner: yor e mail
You: ok
You: whats urs?
You: just so I can have it as back up
You: haha
Partner: ok
Partner: nice to met you jon
You: wait
You: What's urs so I can write it
Partner: urs
Partner: what is it
Partner: ?
You: yours
You: *Censored email
You: is mine
You: ok
Partner:*Censored email
You: alright wait
Partner: *Censored email
Partner: PERFECT
You: Nice tlaking to you man
Partner: it later jon i must to go
You: have a good day
You: see you manuel
Partner: thank you my friend
You: Amico
Partner: you too
You: Ciao
Partner: amico
Partner: ciaoooooo
You: ciaoooo

  • AH64Hunter

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 08:02 AM

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I laughed when the Bieber fan spelled it's name wrong.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 08:33 AM

I laughed when you spelt torture wrong

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 04:07 PM

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 09:41 PM

My awesome chat:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Intel, and NVIDIA.
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you got some taste mate
You: u are pc gamer?
Stranger: not that hardcore anymore, but yeah still playing
You: cool
You: what GPU u have?
Stranger: gtx460
Stranger: you?
You: sh*tty on board radeon 3200 HD
You: but am getting new gaming rig soon
You: which will have GTX 670
You: :D
Stranger: :D
You: and 3570k i5
Stranger: eh
Stranger: ill pass on ivy
You: yeah it runs hot
You: why dont you recomend it?
Stranger: i dont know... expensive, runs hot, only ~10% advantage on same clock ... for me only hd4000 would make it worthy since im not a hc overclocker
You: yeah i agree with you
You: should i go for 2500k then?
Stranger: well if you have the money go for a 2700k :P
You: and how does your 460 perform?
Stranger: its still alright
Stranger: does its job in full hd
You: can u max out latest games?
You: this is a great chat :D
Stranger: yeah, diablo3, max payne3 runs at highest @ full hd, battlefield 3 almost ultra
Stranger: hahaXD
You: wow nice :)
You: how much ram u have?
You: i have 2gb DDr2
Stranger: 'only' 8gigs
Stranger: of corsair vengeance low profile
You: you say u can run MP3 max out but it requires 16GB ram dosent it for maxed out?
You: you are replying late it might be lag or are you taking long time?
Stranger: hm
Stranger: nah
Stranger: was away:D
You: lol ok:D
Stranger: of corse it doesnt require
Stranger: its bullsh*t
You: lol
You: what case have you got?
You: i will get HAf 912 plus
Stranger: bitfénix shinobi
Stranger: but planning on some HAF too
You: never heard of that case i will google it hang on...
You: i see
You: how much was it?
Stranger: its alright but i need better ventilation
Stranger: hmmm around 100$ i guess
Stranger: no
Stranger: less
Stranger: around 75
You: so it must be a decent case then :)
You: have you got GTA IV for PC?
Stranger: yeah
You: HOW DOES IT RUN?????? :D
Stranger: sh*tty to be honest :D
You: yeah it has bad port
You: lazy rockstar games
You: are you a GTA fan?
Stranger: lets hope gta5 will use max payne engine
Stranger: yep
You: Hey Niko lets go bowling
Stranger: :D
You: do u like COd i hate it
Stranger: only the old ones
Stranger: cod2
You: i have MW3 it is ok so i didint mean to say 'crap' but not specially good maybe 6.5/10
You: may i ask ASL?
Stranger: you first:D
You: 14 UK Male
You: u?
Stranger: 18 Hungary m
You: nice :)
You: gta 6 is out tomorrow lol
You: :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are oyu getting an aftermarket cpu cooler?
You: yes maybe 212 evo or better i maybe get siver arrow
You: i want to overc lock to maybe 4.5GHZ
You: can u suggest anything?:D
Stranger: i myself use a noctua nh-d14
You: How much are they cost?
Stranger: but the best air based out there now is the phanteks (like 1C better?)
Stranger: pretty much
You: ok thanks
You: there are some awesome ppl on omegle
You: they are usally just trollers but i like you u are cool :)
Stranger: like
Stranger: 60pounds
You: ok
You: Do you like AMD Radeon cards or are u an Nvidia fan?
You: personally i like NVIDIA
Stranger: me too
You: yeah
You: i wish i had the new GTX690 ♥ :D
Stranger: ill stick to nvidia even if amd is slightly better for the same price
You: yeah
Stranger: that looks gorgeous:D
You: and AMD CPUS are really bad
You: io have Athlon dual core 5400+ in my box
You: i forgot to ask about your CPU what do you have?
Stranger: i7 2600k
You: nice
You: but if you are just gaming you only need an i5 although a K i5 you know the models with the K on the end are always best lol :D
You: if u know what i mean
Stranger: yep
You: i3 runs games but only low maybe medium settings
You: i3 are ok but i probably wouldent get one
You: i'd love an xeon 12 core :D
Stranger: haha
You: they are best
Stranger: thats not for gaming
You: no
Stranger: i think
Stranger: is is lga2011?
You: but still must be able to run in games?
Stranger: is it*
You: idk
You: what internet speed are you getting may i ask?
Stranger: 80mbits down
Stranger: around 10 up
You: HOLY f*ckING sh*t :D
Stranger: haha:D
You: i get 4-5mbps down and 0.4 up :((((((
Stranger: ouch:D
You: god we have crap internet in our house
You: it takes forever to upload a Windows movie maker 720p youtube video like 2hr sometimes for 5 min video :(
You: they are improving it though i heard
You: :)
Stranger: :S
Stranger: so the wires themselves wont let you get a faster?
You: idk
You: idk much about internet speeds and stuff :D
You: what is your favorite gta? *le sudden change of subject :P
Stranger: hm
Stranger: ive played the msot with vice city, i guess
You: i got that for PC a ffew day ago
You: 50-70fps maxed out 720p with my specs
You: so good :)
You: and san andreas medium settings no AA no AF max draw disatnce low effects 30fps on MTA:SA
You: on the CIt server that is which has 500-700 players
You: *cit
Stranger: lol
You: yup really bad :(
You: i no have IV for PC for obious reasons :)
You: sh*t my spelling is bad today
Stranger: haha
You: how long have u been a GTA fan?
Stranger: since 3
Stranger: gta3:D
You: wow :D
Stranger: not age of 3
You: yeah i no what u meant :D
You: do u have gtaforums.com account?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • bread

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 09:55 PM

Haha! I acted as a stripper and this fool came up.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: asl?
Stranger: whr from?
Stranger: m 21
You: los angeles
Stranger: sweet!
You: im 21
You: i work in a nightclub
Stranger: naaice
You: where r u from
Stranger: what work?
Stranger: moi india
Stranger: what do u do?
You: i work at avalon nightclub
You: im a stripper
Stranger: i got lucky

f*cking hilarious.


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Posted 17 June 2012 - 05:26 PM

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 05:58 PM


Stranger: Asl

You: hey female brazil and u?

Stranger: M usa

You: how old

Stranger: 18

You: hmmm im 28

You: u like brazil girls?

Stranger: :Pyeah

You: i have a question its a bit taboo

You: my fantasy

Stranger: K

You: u like to sh*t in girls mouths? i like scat

Stranger: Ya

You: thats hot

Stranger: Yeah wanna trade nudes

You: i wanna take your long brown fudge in my mouth

Stranger: Wanna

You: u into squirting?

You: i can squirt

Stranger: Ya I'm hormy

Stranger: Horny

You: hey i have a secret

Stranger: Wat

You: im a man

Stranger: ..

You: lol

You: -_-

Stranger: Ew

  • GTA36362355

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 06:41 PM

^Ah so f*cking original. suicidal.gif


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Posted 17 June 2012 - 09:34 PM

well after i got bored with the text chat i started trolling the one on one cams where most men sit masturbating... i was tucking my penis in and cos i have kinda big bum and not much hair a lot of people tried chatting me up, i asked them if they liked my bush and as soon as i spread wide ahahaha the reactions from some was hilarious. OMG NOOOO

  • GTAboyWonder

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 04:32 AM

Alright, get ready for the almost ultimate trolling!

Stranger: asl
You: 18 f IL
Stranger: Do you have a kik?
You: what does that mean? lol
Stranger: Do you have a
Stranger: Kik
Stranger: ?
Stranger: A kik
You: kik?
Stranger: Yeah
You: dick?
Stranger: Yes i have a dick
Stranger: Di you have a kik
You: chick?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 17 male cali
You: 16 female italy
Stranger: Wasssssuuuppp
You: nothin'
Stranger: Boredom?
You: yup. and hornydom
Stranger: biggrin.gif do you have kik?
Stranger: We could just have some hot discussions here
You: no. idon't have one. i live in a poor village in venice, and i don't have good internet connection. so we could talk here, big boy!
You: by the way. my browser may disconnect me whi
You have disconnected.

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 02:50 AM

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This guy was trolling so badly on chatroulette haha, he's a writer, that's like the ultimate troll, it's funny to see his replies for random people tounge.gif

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 06:46 AM

I was the question asker in this.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Can we dance if we want to?

Stranger 2: Can we leave this world behind?
Stranger 1: We can leave your friends behind.
Stranger 1: Because they don't dance.
Stranger 1: And if they don't dance, well, y'know.
Stranger 1: They're not my friends.
Stranger 2: Then they aint no friends of mine.
Stranger 1: Nope.
Stranger 2: Damn straight.
Stranger 2: Now I'll be singing this all night.
Stranger 1: Oh my god, I know.
Stranger 1: Dammit.
Stranger 2: I feel like this was a trap.
Stranger 1: It was the plan all along.
Stranger 1: To get this song stuck in our head.
Stranger 1: And it.....
Stranger 1: .....
Stranger 1: .....
Stranger 1: ....
Stranger 1: Is.
Stranger 2: Evil. Genius.
Stranger 1: We should have known.
Stranger 2: I feel so foolish.
Stranger 2: And now...it's just too late.
Stranger 1: We're too far gone.
Stranger 1: Beyond the point of no return
Stranger 2: Well,
Stranger 2: We might as well then,
Stranger 1: Oh god, you're right.
Stranger 1: We might as well.
Stranger 2:
Stranger 2: I'll regret this so much soon.
Stranger 1: I'm ahead of you, buddy.
Stranger 1: Well, I'll get going to the next question.
Stranger 2: It's been real. Godspeed.
Stranger 1: Yes, farewell.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

I just can't get enough of the Safety Dance, and now neither can they.

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 10:12 AM

Omegle is an interesting site. One thing that freaks me out though on the video section is the countless number of guys who show themselves jerking off. I have trolled people a few times for a laugh, but have them saved as pictures. Can't be bothered posting them here.

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 12:06 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: Hi, have you seen the new batman movie?

Stranger: no

You: Are you planning to?

Stranger: yes

You: So I should not tell you that batman dies at the end?

Stranger: f*ck YOU!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Mind you that I actually have not seen the movie myself.)

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 01:12 PM

You : hi
Stranger : what's up?
You : just found out that CTRL + W does wonders.
*stranger has disconnected*

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 02:29 PM

QUOTE (ItzMyFate @ Friday, Jul 20 2012, 13:12)
You : hi
Stranger : what's up?
You : just found out that CTRL + W does wonders.
*stranger has disconnected*

I tried that, and this happened.


Stranger: hey smile.gif
You: press ctrl and w, just do it
Stranger: f*ck off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 05:26 PM

I did the can we dance if we want to question. I'm the question asker.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Can we dance if we want to?
Stranger 2: I wanna dance
Stranger 1: me too!
Stranger 2: I want to lapdance
Stranger 1: you do?
Stranger 2: Yeah
Stranger 2: Are you a male?
Stranger 1: yes i am.
Stranger 2: Would you like it if i started grinding on your big throbbing cock?
Stranger 1: yes i would like that!
Stranger 2: And then, maybe i could start stroking it a little
Stranger 1: sure, but what sex do you have?
Stranger 2: and slowly start to suck on it, just slowly at the shaft
Stranger 2: I'm a female :3 very horny right now
Stranger 1: i am too! after you started talking to me!
Stranger 2: Well, you ruined the mood a bit now
Stranger 2 has disconnected

I was yelling at stranger 1 "2's a DUDE. DONT BELIEVE THIS sh*t!"

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 12:23 AM Edited by Gst0395, 21 July 2012 - 12:41 AM.

If anyone wants to troll Omegle users, copy and paste this into your message.

........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
..........''...\.......... _.·´

I hope putting this up isn't worthy of me getting a ban.

Maybe send someone this as well.


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 01:06 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny

You: ctrl+w, = free porn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 04:57 AM

Stranger: i need a butt massage
You: i bet your butt is hairy
You: like tarzan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

not trolling at all but i thought it belonged here

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 11:16 AM

Ctrl + w is supposed to close you're browser. Just like alt f4 but less known

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:30 AM

Stranger: asl

You: 28/batman dies/nyc (Spoiler is made up, I haven't seen the movie yet)

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 11:56 AM

This one is hilarious!

You: are you christian?

Stranger: Catholic.

Stranger: Why?

You: you like little boys?

Stranger: Since I am a girl, yes.

Stranger: Oh no!!

Stranger: I didn't read that!

Stranger: I missed the "little" bit!

Stranger: OMGosh!

Stranger: No!

Stranger: Don't insult my religion you meanie!!

Stranger: It's not funny to bully other people's faith!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 12:11 PM Edited by Ferocious Banger, 26 July 2012 - 05:01 AM.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: How are you
You: do u want me to tell "it"?
Stranger: Whats "it"
You: do u want me to tell "it" or not?
Stranger: Ok tell me it
You: "It"
You: told
Stranger: Is that all u have to say about "it"
You: u want me to say more?
Stranger: Well u didn't say much so sure
You: more
You: told.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: NO
Stranger: SAY HI FIRST
You: Hey I just met you and this is crazy
You: ...
You: asl
Stranger: lmaoooo
Stranger: better i guess
Stranger: f19dickville
You: you want me to tell "my interests"?
Stranger: go for it
You: "my interests"
You: told.
Stranger: you are AMAZING
Stranger: wife me
You: No I am not.My name is something else
Stranger: please. i muts know!
You: let me tell u my name
You: ..
You: my name
Stranger: *nose bleedd*
Stranger: whyyyyyy
You: *bleed
Stranger: wife me now?
You: why should I?
Stranger: i worship the ground you walk on
You: I fly
Stranger: i sing to the skys you fly through
You: good
You: u gay bro?
You: I am a guy
Stranger: i am a girl
Stranger: i see no problem here
You: That's good.
You: Sorry,I can't marry u at this time
You: u want me to tell the reason?
Stranger: if you say "the reason" i will cut you
You: u can't cut me through the net..
You: u want me to tell u why?
Stranger: no. you will wife me. you will wife me now
You: There are a lot of legal troubles unf*ckinfortunately.
Stranger: k whose the bitch i gotta kill
You: lots of bitches
You: bitches love me
You: wink.gif
You: okay,shall I tell u who the bitch is?
Stranger: sure sure
You: who the bitch is
You: told.
Stranger: *dead
You: technically u ain't dead yet.
Stranger: technically I'm not
You: exactly
Stranger: still wanna have ur babies
You: nice.
You: what's ur age babe?
Stranger: 19
You: f*ckin mother of god.Same age!
You: U have sexual thoughts?
You: ?
Stranger: about you? the filthiest
You: not about me obviously for u don't even know me.

Just general thoughts.Are u gals as horny as men are?Cos a lot, alot of me fap daily.Do u shickh skhich?
You: *men
You: *a lot of men
Stranger: lmao these last five minutes have told me enough. you are perfect. and i wouldn't no but i'm gonna say definilty not as bad lol
You: so when was ur last skhick?
Stranger: the second you said hi. when was your last cap?
Stranger: fap*
You: skhick for bitches(not in a rude way)
Stranger: uhhh what
You: *Shlick
You: http://www.urbandict...php?term=shlick
Stranger: i know what it means lol
You: Ha!
Stranger: ha what
You: "Haha!" was what I meant.
Stranger: you were a god a minutes ago. now you lost me
You: OMFG.You found the truth!.c,.v.cv.
You: I am THE GOD!
You: biggrin.gif
Stranger: oh f*ck THE god. like THE f*cking GOD
Stranger: DONT MOVE i need to show my mom this
You: I am THE f*cking GOD.
Stranger: and I'm the gods wife
Stranger: life is good
You: wife's life is her husband-1

your life is good-2

Substituting 1 and 2

your life is GOD!
You: -3
Stranger: OH EM GEE
You: Your life is what you are
You: Your life is GOD
You: You ARE God
You: God and Goddess
You: a couple
Stranger: lol are you high on something?
You: Sitting on quiet a tall chair.

So,technically I am high on something
You: Not to mention the 10th floor.That's quite high too
Stranger: just as i suspected
Stranger: your crazy
You: I am not crazy,my parents named me something else

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 09:28 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: horny female
Stranger: horny male
You: oh haha:) age?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: you?
You: 14:)
Stranger: so what ae you doing?
You: fingering my pu**y, hbu?
Stranger: really well i laying on my bed
You: really? are you stroking your co**?
Stranger: i can if you get me hard
You: ohaha:) i wanna jump on you so bad
Stranger: mmm baby
You: wanna hear a secret?
Stranger: what?
You: im a man
Stranger: really?
You: yea
Stranger: why do you do this?
You: trolling
Stranger: cool well at least i didnt
You: hahaha WIN!
Stranger: c**t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 12:55 PM

Lol, I did a long talk with some horny loser. After a discussion for about half an hour I quickly wrote "trolled" and disconnected biggrin.gif Unfortunately I forgot to copy paste it happy.gif

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