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Tetsuo2501
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#1

Posted 25 June 2010 - 05:20 PM Edited by Tetsuo2501, 06 July 2010 - 10:36 PM.

I would like to get the GTAF community involved in something that could spawn some serious laughs. Each week I'll post on the original post the troll line to use on unsuspected omegle.com users. I will not post actual spoilers to anything; so there's no real butthurt. Care to add your best convo's; but keep them short, we don't need paragraphs to read.


Lets have a warning.

ANYONE who mentions GTAF or GTANET in this trolling sh*t, will face a weeks temp ban. I'm not having GTAFS/GTANETs name be dragged through the mud, and likened to 4chan because of some people who do it for the lulz.

- GK



This week's troll:
QUOTE
Edward dies in Eclipse

(thanks Runey)

And because Ottae had to piss in my cereal..
QUOTE
Do you like Justin Bieber?

if the answer is yes respond with:
QUOTE
He has a new song out!


NOTE: Please remember that these aren't actual spoilers.

Have at it fellow GTAF'ers!

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: 24/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: v
You: 24/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: f*ck u , y u have to ruin the movie for me BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Otter
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#2

Posted 25 June 2010 - 05:34 PM

Ha.

I posted that as my facebook status. Time to sit back and watch the lullz roll in.

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#3

Posted 25 June 2010 - 05:37 PM Edited by Mealing, 25 June 2010 - 05:57 PM.

So evil.. I've done the exact same thing.
Also:
QUOTE
Stranger:  hi asl?
You: 22/m/woody dies in toy story 3
Stranger: f*ck
Stranger: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT?
Stranger: f*ck f*ck NO
Stranger: ....
Stranger: I WANTED TO SEE THAT MOVEI
Stranger: MOVIE
Stranger: TONIGHT
You: It's good, I'd recommend it
Stranger: well thanks for the advice.. you ruined my afternoon
You: No problem.
You: Have a good one.
You have disconnected.

johnny_zoo
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#4

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:04 PM

Tried it a couple times but they all disconnect once Ive told them the spoiler. confused.gif

Spinach
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#5

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:09 PM

QUOTE
Stranger:  hello
You: hey
You: guess what?
Stranger: what
You: woody dies in toy story 3
Stranger: nooooo! rlyy
You: ya
Stranger: how
Stranger: wat bitches
You: he gets crushed
Stranger: NEVERRRRRR!
Stranger: sh*t!


I'm going to have a lot of fun with this.

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#6

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:13 PM

Haha awesome, I was about to have a bitch fit before I noticed that it wasn't actually a spoiler. I'll try this out later tonight and see how it goes.

860
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#7

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:17 PM Edited by 860, 25 June 2010 - 06:39 PM.

QUOTE
Stranger:  hi
You: Hoi
Stranger: what's going on?
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: yeah i know, i saw it. so sad.
Stranger: buzz also takes it up the poop chute


QUOTE
Stranger:  asl
You: Hoi there.
You: 18/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: 13 m australia
Stranger: sad.gif
Stranger: not woody
You: Sad huh?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: but f*ck you
Stranger: ruin the ending
Stranger: wanker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


QUOTE
You:  Hpoi
Stranger: Hey
You: Hoi
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: OMG REALLY??
You: AAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: You die in 2 weeks from being hit by a bus
You: That's a long time in hospital
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: you finally die from stupidity


Damn i'm bored.
QUOTE
You:  Hoi
Stranger: heyy asl?
You: 18/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: wtf dude?1
Stranger: i didnt see it
You: yeah he getscrushed
Stranger: u suck
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA
Stranger: bitch now u dont get a pic of my d size chest
You: sad.gif
Stranger: suckaaa

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#8

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:32 PM

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: 18/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: !!! whyy would u sayy that
Stranger: u ruined it for meee
Stranger: meanniiee sad.gif

lol wut.

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#9

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:35 PM

That's pretty darn fantastic. You make me want to jump in on this.

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#10

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:40 PM

i'll play your game

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: im fine thanx. hows u?
You: goood
You: just got back from toy story 3. woodie dies at the end
Stranger: oh....what!
Stranger: nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: omg
You: yeah bro
You: they're going to have a special funerary toy at burger king
Stranger: i think i just died
Stranger: omg

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#11

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:52 PM

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: yo
You: wanna know something?
Stranger: sure
You: woody dies in toy story 3
Stranger: wat???!
You: yeah
Stranger: why did u tell me tht??
Stranger: ur a meanie! u just made me cry
You: you should watch the movie, it's great
Stranger: i cant now u jerk. im crying blood
You: why that?
Stranger: cuz u hurt me
You: how? I just told you the ending of the movie
Stranger: yea. tht hurts
You: probably doesn't hurt as it did to woody... poor bastard
Stranger: u r sooooo gross dont tlk bout ur wood
Stranger: u sicko
Stranger: u r a disgrace
Stranger: to all man kind
Stranger: i cant believe i am tlking to such a perve
Stranger: *perv
You: ...


It goes on but the rest isn't really fun.

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#12

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:54 PM Edited by Shark_Cipriani, 25 June 2010 - 06:56 PM.

Tried for the first time. /Fail
You: Hi there
Stranger: 16 f uk
Stranger: and very very horny
You: 17/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha. I see a big potential biggrin.gif

EDIT: Second time

You: hi
You: wanna know an interesting fact?
Stranger: sure
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: no he doesnt i saw it
You: /fail

I am afraid we will try to troll each other biggrin.gif

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#13

Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:59 PM

Stranger: indian?
You: oh yes
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: how cum?
Stranger: r u a gay or lesbo?
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: so?

At least I tried whatsthat.gif

BTW im not really indian

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#14

Posted 25 June 2010 - 07:02 PM

Didn't get to much Toy Story talk... god, all the people on here are probably fat f*cks never laid. All I get is, "you a horny F?"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey there are you a F over 21?
You: i'm a F over 12
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I'm over 21 and a Male
Stranger: wanna chat a bit?
You: yes
Stranger: where are you from?
You: laos
Stranger: really, a whats a nice Laotian girl over 21 doing today?
You: i'm only 13
You: i'm hungry
Stranger: oh well I miss read your reply sorry bye bye
You: no
You: wait
You: who says young girl old man cant talk?
Stranger: ok
You: you're deviant aren't you?
Stranger: you are under age and people will think I'm a perv
You: there's nothing wrong with being a degenerate, especially if you are american.
You: american have lot money, can do anything
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: thats funny
You: y
Stranger: do you think all americans are rich perverts?
You: always
You: its good though
Stranger: you know any americans?
You: 1 teach me english in the village. blone girl, very pretty
Stranger: oh so you don't know any american men
You: i know chuck norris. he's kind of cute. just on tv though.
Stranger: American men are very different from other men
You: how
Stranger: Well we are generally nice to our women, and we are usually happy to be loved
You: here they aremean
You: my daddy made me...
You: do terrible thing
Stranger: really what did he make you do?
You: when i was 7 he make me sex with his brother. when i wasnt good enough he give me type IV circumcision
Stranger: explain what is type IV circumcision
You: you know freudian "latency period"?
You: i am in latency forever. only my urethra is left, all else sewn up.
You: type IV is common in place like egypt... here usually only type II goes... but he was made
You: mad
Stranger: oh thats terrible, I thought that was only in Africa
You: this is why i am in such angst and existential dread.
You: i will never know the joys of clitoral stimulation, or engage in the risky coitus interruptus with 16 year old boy friend
Stranger: how are you doing in school?
You: i haven't been in long time.
Stranger: if you can study hard and get a good job, a surgeon can fix the damage, but it is an expensive operation
Stranger: what do you do now?
You: i have fashioned myself an autodidact. i have come to realize i am not like most 13 year old girl
Stranger: Autodidact? what do you mean?
You: my family has become threatened by my intelligence, they wish me only to be a common maid. so they forbid me to school. so i become autodidact, i teach myself.
Stranger: oh I see
You: i read western books online. balzac, voltaire, nietzsche, noam chomsky
You: and best of all, a book called the art of the troll
Stranger: so then you have a chance to better yourself that is good. Some americans like strong women. I do
You: have you read art of the troll?
Stranger: no I have not tell me about it
You: its when you can act a certain way and in a sense gain a person's trust.
You: they engage you but you always remain elusive
You: stringing them along to become powerful russian goddess
You: i love russia.
You: reading about the kremlin is my favorite.
You: if i had a good vagina i would definitely find handsome russian couple to make me their pet.
Stranger: have you ever read memiors of a geisha?
You: oh, bullsh*t from nippon!
You: i loathe stinking nips
Stranger: a good girl is more than just a good vagina, there are other parts that make up a good woman too
You: like asshole?
You: i know american man likes good tight asshole
Stranger: why do you waste your time hating the japanese, hatred is not productive
You: something must happen to american men in one of those psychosexual stages we were discussing
You: hate japanese because only good asians in laos, cambodia, or vietnam. places like that.
You: japs try to be american, it is sad
Stranger: how do you know americans like tight assholes?
You: it is nonstop on american pornography
You: maybe things have changed
You: it takes 20 years for american porn to come here
You: but in the 80s and 90s at least, tight assholes they love
Stranger: that is not entirely true, you know its only films and video not real life
You: you like toy story 3?
Stranger: really it takes 20years?
You: not for major motion pictures like toy story.
You: you like?
Stranger: I like to do animations and cartoons on my computer
You: of healthy vulvas?
Stranger: ha ha why do you ask me that?
You: i am fixated on the healthy vulva.
You: it is only natural i guess
You: i feel like a eunuch
Stranger: oh I do not think you are an eunuch, I think you need love in your family life and then you will develop a healthy sex drive.
You: i hear all about this american thing.
You: that girls can be cumming too
You: is that true?
Stranger: oh yes, that is my favorite thing to do to a woman
You: no way?! thats true?!
You: get out of town!
Stranger: of course its true
You: i'll be tickled pink. i thought they were lies.
You: someone you think can make my 13 year old vagina experience cumming even though i only have dick room for pee hole?!
Stranger: of course and you don't need to have a perfect vulva to experience it
You: do you think your penis would fit in my pee hole?
You: you must have small dick!
You: haha!
Stranger: you are only 13 I would not do it
You: you would not do it because of chris hansen, not because you don't want my type IV. you have small dick, that's why you on here.
You: i might only be good for harvesting rice paddies, but i know a small dickie when i see one typeing!
You: i am troll master, i know it all
Stranger: I guess you have run out of things to say, Its not nice to make fun of people who you don;t know.
You: dude. chill out.
You: i think it's pretty obvious that i'm not from Laos and i'm not a 13 year old girl, nimrod.
Stranger: yep it was from the start
You: why did you do this to yourself?
Stranger: Laotians are pretty nice people and have suffered greatly
You: i'm kidding, i'm 12 year old girl from greenland.
You: want to f*ck?
Stranger: what city in greenland?
You: why do you want to know? gonna track me down and hunt me?
Stranger: No because you don't know any cities in Greenland
You: what if i said i was from the tip?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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#15

Posted 25 June 2010 - 07:05 PM

Mine is really f*cked up and creepy


You: hi
You: SPOILER ALERT!!!
Stranger: asl
You: woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: okay asl
Stranger: lol
You: he gets crushed to death
Stranger: are u on facebook
You: now, but I got a myspace
Stranger: ok. well. i am on twitter , tagged and facebook and msn
You: wanna check out my myspace?
Stranger: my name is khadijah whitre on facebook. yeah wud love too
You: http://www.myspace.c...v_skateboarding
You: enjoy
You: thanks for messaging me, now I know where you live
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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#16

Posted 25 June 2010 - 07:11 PM

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is m00t a fag?
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: f*ck YOU!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This is fantastic biggrin.gif

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#17

Posted 25 June 2010 - 07:43 PM

QUOTE
Stranger: hi
You: woody dies in toy story 3
Stranger: WTF NO
Stranger: thats horrible
You: yeah
Stranger: im going to cry now
You: buzz chose to save rex instead of woody
Stranger: OMFG NO
You: yeah
Stranger: im depressed now
You: sid came back from number one for revenge
You: and killed all but buzz and rex
Stranger: god
Stranger: i cant even talk about this anymore


It's nice to see that there are others who enjoy omegle trolling as much as I do. tounge.gif

PS- Allot of these conversations are pure comedy gold.

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#18

Posted 25 June 2010 - 08:02 PM

Just got a Brazilian girl to take off her shirt for me.

She thought my wife was my sister...

Omegle's pretty fun tounge.gif .

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#19

Posted 25 June 2010 - 08:03 PM

cry.gif

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#20

Posted 25 June 2010 - 08:38 PM

QUOTE
Stranger:  heyyy im melissa
You: hi there melissa! did you know that woody dies in Toy Story 3?
Stranger: why did u wreck it for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback
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That was the maximum amount of humour I got.

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#21

Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:05 PM

Stranger: Hey.
You: Hi
You: I have something to share with you
Stranger: How are you?
Stranger: Okay.
You: I'm sad
You: I just got home from seeing Toy Story 3, and Woody dies sad.gif
Stranger: Aww. I'm sorry to hear that.
You: He got run over by a moped
You: Oh well, he deserved it anyway
You: He's a bastard
Stranger: Woody?
You: Yep
You: He gave Buzz Lightyear an STD
Stranger: Then why is it sad, that he died?
You: That it wasn't painful
You: Buzz Lightyear has AIDS because of the bastard
Stranger: You're cruel.
You: Well he shouldn't f*cking spread AIDS
Stranger: Well, I hope you enjoyed the movie.
You: I did

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#22

Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:11 PM

Omegle bastards. No one could humour me!

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heeeey
Stranger: Hello.
You: guess wat?
Stranger: What?
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: That's cool.
You: its sad really
Stranger: You know what else is sad?
You: wat?
Stranger: Justin Bieber thinks she's a boy. sad.gif
You: I know
Stranger: Such a sad world.
You: I f*cked her before haha
Stranger: Yeah, so has everyone else.
You have disconnected.

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: D:
You: sad really
Stranger: thanks for ruining that for me
Stranger: sad.gif
You: Aww I tot u watch it
Stranger: lol nope not yet was going to tonight actually
You: Ohhhh
You: Well Jessie almost died too
Stranger: lol xD
Stranger: lol thanks tounge.gif
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Im so depressed
Stranger: D= Why?
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: I NEVER READ THAT
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO D=
You: You just did
You: Very saaaaad!
Stranger: Why would you tell me that?! D=
You: Andy just killed him off for fun
You: Buzz almost died too but survive
Stranger: Oh you were joking P=
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HolyGrenadeFrenzy
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#23

Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:17 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: how you doing
You: terrible
Stranger: whats up
You: Toy Story 3 is a disaster
Stranger: wow.gif NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: okay thats just ruined my evening
You: They kill Woody!
Stranger: wow.gif
Stranger: WHAT!?
Stranger: how can they kill woody?
You: Burned to ashes
You: Terrible.....I hate Ken.
Stranger: wow.gif KEN KILLS WOODY?
You: Idiot!
You: f*ckinng napalms him!
Stranger: whats up with that
You: Pixar has gone too far.
Stranger: thats like someone killing off muffasa in lion king.. oh wait...
You: What are they trying to do? Relive Small Soldiers?
You: Talk about jumping someone else's train........they should stick to what they know.
You: My kid cried!
You: Comes home and takes the plastic Woody Doll and goes to the grill.
Stranger: id cry
Stranger: just wrong on so many levels
You: Horrible.
Stranger: gah.... well atleast they didnt drown him in a water hole or poison him with a snake
You: I am going to protest Pixar.
Stranger: Woody taught me that i had a friend in him :'(
Stranger: whose my friend now!
You: Who is friends with fire?
You: Bye bye American Pie.....I drove the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry....
You: Them good ol' boys are drinking whiskey and rye....singing "This will be the day that I die.....This will be the day that I die.."
Stranger: oooooook singing madonna wont help
You:
You: Don McClean
Stranger: ooooh very nice
You: You ask a question.......I give your answer.
You: Your friend is mentioned in there.
You: Hahahha....heheeeehee
Stranger: ah very whitty smile.gif i tip my hat to you
You: thank you
You: wink.gif
You: Enjoy the show!
Stranger: will do smile.gif

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#24

Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:24 PM

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: f*ckKKK YOOOOOO
Stranger: GODDAMIT
Stranger: IVE WAITED LIKE 13 f*ckING YEARS FOR THIS
Stranger: dwnj;cscw;cw;cvaihlsf
Stranger:

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Stranger: deb
Stranger: b
Stranger: [g
Stranger: gel
Stranger: 'd:GEw:Fg?;kb5'dhyg
Stranger: fgw
Stranger: qg
Stranger: ;
Stranger: 6gt
Stranger: usof
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


rhyn
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#25

Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:26 PM Edited by rhyn, 25 June 2010 - 09:30 PM.

Was this someone here?
QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: [Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: Asl?
You: 27/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: … … … … … ..„-“;:;:;:;:;:;:;:`•„

… … … … … … … ./:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:::\

… … … ... … … … .|-,:;:;:;:;:;_:;:::_„|

… … … … … … …„*-,:;:;:: sad.gif ::::`””*\:/

… … … … … …_„-“`”*•„::::::`:::::::: confused.gif ..„„_... I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I’MMA LET YOU FINISH

… … … … ...„•*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-„:::„-„_„*..{;;;|::”-„…

… … … … „*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*„/… … ..\-“:::::*„… … WOODY DIES AT THE END OF TOY STORY 3

… … … …/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\... … …\::::::: confused.gif ”-„… /

… … … ../;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;|… … .../::::: confused.gif ”- „ “-„… … … „„-*)

… … … ‘/;;;;;;;;;;;;;”„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\... … ../::::: confused.gif … ..”-„”„_„„-~*” „-•*’

… … … |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*-„__„„„-~*”„… .„*::::: confused.gif _„„-~*””:::::::::„-*

… … … |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*„:::::::::::::*„-*:::::: confused.gif :::::::::_„„-~~„„_*-

… … ...1;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-„::::::::::::::::::: confused.gif _„„-•*”

… … ..1;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*-„:::::::::::::„*

… … ..|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|*- „__„-“

You: fail



I think this constitutes a win biggrin.gif
QUOTE
Stranger: Horny guy...? wink.gif
You: can you believe woody dies at the end of toy story 3 sad.gif
Stranger: Whatttttttttttt?!
Stranger: Nooooooo! :'(
Stranger: Does he?
You: he gets crushed!

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#26

Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:35 PM

flip side of my previous coin.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Bonjour ιtranger
You: I'm mad.....crazy mad.
Stranger: why is that so?
You: I'm glad they killed him.
Stranger: you're glad who killed who?
Stranger: assassiner n'est pas bon. murder is typically not a good thing
You: Toy Story 3......they kill that bastard Cowboy character Woody.
You: I pleases me to no end.
Stranger: no!
Stranger: le gasp!
You: Ken napalms him!......f*cking awesome
Stranger: woody dies?
Stranger: ah well, liked buzz lightyear better
You: Gooooo Buzz!
Stranger: better name
You: Buzz cries.....the kiddies in the theatre cried......AWESOME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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#27

Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:35 PM

QUOTE
Stranger: hey.
You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: YOU WANKER
Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
You: he really does
Stranger: I WAS GOING TO WATCH IT TODAY
Stranger: you have ruined it.
You: sucks to be you


That was fun biggrin.gif

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#28

Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:52 PM

It's like we don't already have an Omegle thread! Trolling is so original and funny! 10/10!!!

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#29

Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:53 PM Edited by Huricannez, 25 June 2010 - 10:06 PM.

To commemorate my 200th post:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Gerald!
Stranger: yh
Stranger: thats me
You: How are you doing my great friend?
You: It's Broscol here
You: Been a long time eh?
Stranger: omg Broscol!
Stranger: how are you man!
You: I'm doing fine, actually.
You: I have a not-so-pleasent statement to make
You: I actually came to inform you of a death. Woody died my friend. On Toy Story 3.
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: I was gonna watch it this weekend
You: Sorry, my friend
You: I know how it feels to know someone died.
You: especially a relative.
Stranger: no u dont
Stranger: u dont understand the pain this has caused me :'(
You: I know how close you two were
Stranger: YOUR LYING
Stranger: HES STILL ALIVE
You: NO
Stranger: I DONT BELIEVE U
Stranger: I CANT HEAAAR YOU!
You: I did NOT KIDNAP HIM YOU ARE NOT GONNA PROSECUTE ME
Stranger: OMFG! IM CALLING THE FEDS MAN
Stranger: HANG IN THERE WOODY IM COMING!!!
You: he's NOT AT MY HOUSE
Stranger: oh, ok
You: but i know where he is
Stranger: so do you know where he is?
You: yes i do
Stranger: tell me plz
You: Ok I will. He's at the UNREPAIRABLE TOY STORE.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: your lying
You: I'm sorry, friend.
You: I'm not lying Gerald.
You: I know how it is difficult to face the truth.
Stranger: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUP
Stranger: LIAR!
Stranger: i just called the feds
Stranger: there coming man
Stranger: your going down
Stranger: I know you have Woody!
You: They'll find NOTHING
You: Gerald, face the truth.
You: it is hard, I know.
Stranger: I was just pretending to believe you so I could buy myself some time to call them
Stranger: see u in jail asshole
Stranger: and tell woody i said hi
You: Gerald, I just called the mental institution
You: they're coming to pick you up
Stranger: sh*t i better run
You: with Woody's SUDDEN DEATH you became insane
Stranger: WJENQJKSANVSk\jvjsdavdvs
Stranger: asvjerbvKJBAKJBjlkjebkjbskajb
Stranger: KSDBAKSJDBAKJHEJKHJBDkajbdcesa
Stranger: eahdebasdjkbjesbdaes
Stranger: JSHJhedjjh
Stranger: sakdjJDHEKSJHKJAH
Stranger: ASKEJEAKJHSJH
You: answer the door Gerald.
You: they're knocking
Stranger: NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Stranger: NAWWWWWW
You: they'll break it if necessary.
Stranger: ive got my semi automatic
Stranger: if they break it they're going down
You: but i stole your bullets
Stranger: omfg f*ck you
You: I know how insane you are
You: GERALD CALM DOWN
You: EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT
Stranger: no
You: JUST OPEN THE DOOR
Stranger: no
Stranger: NO!
You: AND IT WILL ALL BE OK]
You: I PROMISE
Stranger: im going out the window asshole
Stranger: sleep well tonight...and dont foget to lock your doors.....
You: ITS OK BUDDY THE SWAT TEAM IS ON THE ROOF
Stranger: im coming to get Woody and to kill you
You: THEYLL JUST SHOOT YOU DOWN
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: DONT DO IT
Stranger: got shot in the chest and arm
Stranger: Gerald.....why>
Stranger: why?
You: no, you're gerald.
Stranger: WHY?
You: i'm broscol
Stranger: oh my bad
Stranger: broscol...why?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: WHY?
You: I DONT KNOW GERALD
You: ASK THE PRODUCERS
Stranger: its too late
Stranger: they've got a gun to my back
You: yeah, the film is already runnig
Stranger: and I ain't leaving peacfully
You: OH I CANT BELIEVE YOU BUZZ YOU SHOULDVE SAVED WOODY INSTEAD OF REX
Stranger: they just shot me in the neck
Stranger: if I die tonight...im haunting you Brosc
Stranger: forever
You: its ok its just a tranquilized.
Stranger: oh ok
You: *tranquilizer
Stranger: kl
You: i think this is the part where we disconnect.
You: the end
You: was fun
Stranger: it was fun
You: he really dies btw
You: and buzz does save rex.
Stranger: asshole!
You: HAHA
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Epic.

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#30

Posted 25 June 2010 - 10:06 PM

You: hey
Stranger: 1hi
Stranger: sorry
You: wanna know something cool?
Stranger: yh
You: woody dies in toy story 3
Stranger: WHAT??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: yup
You: gets melted
Stranger: woody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1i love
You: and then buzz gets run over
Stranger: ?how do u know?
Stranger: ????
You: ive already seen it
Stranger: Asl
You: 45/M/NBC Dateline
Stranger: 45?!!i m 6
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