To commemorate my 200th post:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: thats me
You: How are you doing my great friend?
You: It's Broscol here
You: Been a long time eh?
Stranger: omg Broscol!
Stranger: how are you man!
You: I'm doing fine, actually.
You: I have a not-so-pleasent statement to make
You: I actually came to inform you of a death. Woody died my friend. On Toy Story 3.
Stranger: I was gonna watch it this weekend
You: Sorry, my friend
You: I know how it feels to know someone died.
You: especially a relative.
Stranger: no u dont
Stranger: u dont understand the pain this has caused me :'(
You: I know how close you two were
Stranger: YOUR LYING
Stranger: HES STILL ALIVE
Stranger: I DONT BELIEVE U
Stranger: I CANT HEAAAR YOU!
You: I did NOT KIDNAP HIM YOU ARE NOT GONNA PROSECUTE ME
Stranger: OMFG! IM CALLING THE FEDS MAN
Stranger: HANG IN THERE WOODY IM COMING!!!
You: he's NOT AT MY HOUSE
Stranger: oh, ok
You: but i know where he is
Stranger: so do you know where he is?
You: yes i do
Stranger: tell me plz
You: Ok I will. He's at the UNREPAIRABLE TOY STORE.
Stranger: your lying
You: I'm sorry, friend.
You: I'm not lying Gerald.
You: I know how it is difficult to face the truth.
Stranger: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUP
Stranger: i just called the feds
Stranger: there coming man
Stranger: your going down
Stranger: I know you have Woody!
You: They'll find NOTHING
You: Gerald, face the truth.
You: it is hard, I know.
Stranger: I was just pretending to believe you so I could buy myself some time to call them
Stranger: see u in jail asshole
Stranger: and tell woody i said hi
You: Gerald, I just called the mental institution
You: they're coming to pick you up
Stranger: sh*t i better run
You: with Woody's SUDDEN DEATH you became insane
You: answer the door Gerald.
You: they're knocking
You: they'll break it if necessary.
Stranger: ive got my semi automatic
Stranger: if they break it they're going down
You: but i stole your bullets
Stranger: omfg f*ck you
You: I know how insane you are
You: GERALD CALM DOWN
You: EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT
You: JUST OPEN THE DOOR
You: AND IT WILL ALL BE OK]
You: I PROMISE
Stranger: im going out the window asshole
Stranger: sleep well tonight...and dont foget to lock your doors.....
You: ITS OK BUDDY THE SWAT TEAM IS ON THE ROOF
Stranger: im coming to get Woody and to kill you
You: THEYLL JUST SHOOT YOU DOWN
You: DONT DO IT
Stranger: got shot in the chest and arm
You: no, you're gerald.
You: i'm broscol
Stranger: oh my bad
You: I DONT KNOW GERALD
You: ASK THE PRODUCERS
Stranger: its too late
Stranger: they've got a gun to my back
You: yeah, the film is already runnig
Stranger: and I ain't leaving peacfully
You: OH I CANT BELIEVE YOU BUZZ YOU SHOULDVE SAVED WOODY INSTEAD OF REX
Stranger: they just shot me in the neck
Stranger: if I die tonight...im haunting you Brosc
You: its ok its just a tranquilized.
Stranger: oh ok
You: i think this is the part where we disconnect.
You: the end
You: was fun
Stranger: it was fun
You: he really dies btw
You: and buzz does save rex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edited by Huricannez, 25 June 2010 - 10:06 PM.