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Forty
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#7741

Posted 06 September 2013 - 10:39 PM

If only I had a console and a GTAV preorder because I have the weed to go with it and the mind to be blown. :( Someday..

 

You've got two weeks to bust some ass, get some money and buy that sh*t. It can be done.


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#7742

Posted 06 September 2013 - 10:56 PM

That black bud is f*ckin crazy good lord.

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#7743

Posted 06 September 2013 - 11:09 PM Edited by Tsar_Smirnoff, 06 September 2013 - 11:10 PM.

I'm saving the rest of my Humboldt County vacation weed for the release of GTA V. I can't wait to just grab a mountain bike and wander off into the wilderness to see what I can find. I wonder if the bears in this game are silent assassins like they were in RDR. I was scared sh*tless of the Tall Trees area....this time I'm taking a f*cking RPG into the woods with me. 

 

Well, tonight I'm going to smoke a couple of bowls with my dad and play some 8-ball on our pool table. If you guys have never played pool stoned, you should try it. 

 

EDIT: DeeperRed, that bud is beautiful!

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orbitalraindrops
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#7744

Posted 06 September 2013 - 11:24 PM Edited by orbitalraindrops, 06 September 2013 - 11:25 PM.

So im a sophmore and i want to start selling weed. How much weed will i need?

Rule 1 of being a successful drug dealer is to not talk about committing a potentially serious crime over the internet. It's called  Conspiracy.

Rule 2 of being a successful drug dealer is not to ask people over the internet how to deal drugs. If you don't know how to deal drugs safely and securely you shouldn't be dealing drugs. It's not something you can wiki how.

And Rule 3 of being a successful drug dealer is not to deal drugs to kids especially within SCHOOL. There brains are still developing and the cops will come down on you like a ton of bricks.

 

So all in all I'd strongly advise you not to do this. If you do decide to  go ahead and do it then I give you one month. I'm guessing that within a month you'll either be expelled, arrested, robbed or pussy out.

Drug dealers need to either be feared or respected. Given the fact that you came onto GTAF to ask this advice kind of infers that your'e neither.


DeeperRed
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#7745

Posted 06 September 2013 - 11:27 PM

Just smoked some, its f*cking awesome haha defiantly seen some othe perps in this thread before. Just so good to look at haha


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#7746

Posted 07 September 2013 - 12:10 AM

Buddy came back from Canada, got some Canadian stuff. I've heard good things about Candian stuff.

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#7747

Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:31 AM Edited by deepthroatgta6, 07 September 2013 - 03:33 AM.

You've got two weeks to bust some ass, get some money and buy that sh*t. It can be done.


Money ain't the issue. Time is. I got some things going on on the career front and can't go buying consoles and games for the next few months.

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#7748

Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:46 AM

Rule 1 of being a successful drug dealer is to not talk about committing a potentially serious crime over the internet. It's called  Conspiracy.Rule 2 of being a successful drug dealer is not to ask people over the internet how to deal drugs. If you don't know how to deal drugs safely and securely you shouldn't be dealing drugs. It's not something you can wiki how.And Rule 3 of being a successful drug dealer is not to deal drugs to kids especially within SCHOOL. There brains are still developing and the cops will come down on you like a ton of bricks. So all in all I'd strongly advise you not to do this. If you do decide to  go ahead and do it then I give you one month. I'm guessing that within a month you'll either be expelled, arrested, robbed or pussy out.Drug dealers need to either be feared or respected. Given the fact that you came onto GTAF to ask this advice kind of infers that your'e neither.

Rule 1 of being a successful drug dealer is to not talk about committing a potentially serious crime over the internet. It's called  Conspiracy.Rule 2 of being a successful drug dealer is not to ask people over the internet how to deal drugs. If you don't know how to deal drugs safely and securely you shouldn't be dealing drugs. It's not something you can wiki how.And Rule 3 of being a successful drug dealer is not to deal drugs to kids especially within SCHOOL. There brains are still developing and the cops will come down on you like a ton of bricks. So all in all I'd strongly advise you not to do this. If you do decide to  go ahead and do it then I give you one month. I'm guessing that within a month you'll either be expelled, arrested, robbed or pussy out.Drug dealers need to either be feared or respected. Given the fact that you came onto GTAF to ask this advice kind of infers that your'e neither.

nigga ive probably seen more sh*t then u ever will. U ever been in a gang pussy?

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#7749

Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:54 AM

Oh yeah u ever smoked 5 ounces in one day pussy? Thats what i thought bitch

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#7750

Posted 07 September 2013 - 04:07 AM Edited by jackass2009, 07 September 2013 - 05:01 AM.

Oh yeah u ever smoked 5 ounces in one day pussy? Thats what i thought bitch

Do you even know how much weed 5 ounces is? C'mon. Be honest, are you 12 or something?  :lol:


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#7751

Posted 07 September 2013 - 04:22 AM

GOOD LAWD 5 OUNCES!?!?!?
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#7752

Posted 07 September 2013 - 05:21 AM Edited by familyguy98, 07 September 2013 - 05:24 AM.

[quote name="jackass2009" post="1063189443" timestamp="1378526828"]
Do you even know how much weed 5 ounces is? C'mon. Be honest, are you 12 or something?  :lol:[/quote
Yeah an ounce is 28 grams. If you knew math you could times the by five dumbass. Its a lil more than a qp. Got any more questions dumf*ck?

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#7753

Posted 07 September 2013 - 07:11 AM

so my friend is probably getting some brownies tomorrow from a guy he works with.  Probably getting 2.  It's our first time with edibles, and my friend hasn't smoked in quite some time.  We're thinking about just eating 1 brownie split in half for the each of us.  Anyone have any experience edibles and have some info or anything that'll help me make sure we don't over do the dosage at all?  Also, i know that the effects last pretty damn long.  Is it best to do it at night before you go to sleep, or when you first wake up and have nothing to do for the day?


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#7754

Posted 07 September 2013 - 07:50 AM

Been a stoner for 4 years straight, stopped smoking weed 2 months ago, I don't enjoy the paranoia that comes with smoking weed so I stopped.

 

My favorite strain was Fire O.G.


orbitalraindrops
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#7755

Posted 07 September 2013 - 08:13 AM

Your a sophomore. The only gang you've been in is one that wets tissue paper and throws it against the ceiling. I'm calling bullsh*t on the 5 ounces btw.


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#7756

Posted 07 September 2013 - 08:40 AM

Your a sophomore. The only gang you've been in is one that wets tissue paper and throws it against the ceiling. I'm calling bullsh*t on the 5 ounces btw.


Its called banging norte bitch and stfu you dont even know how much 5 ounces is you pussy.

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#7757

Posted 07 September 2013 - 08:57 AM

140 grams.

 

If a gram can make 2 spliffs. that's roughly 280 spliffs. I pity your lungs and I pity your fridge.


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#7758

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:05 AM

140 grams. If a gram can make 2 spliffs. that's roughly 280 spliffs. I pity your lungs and I pity your fridge.


a spliff is for tabacco smoking fa**ots. It was straight cannabis my friend.

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#7759

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:06 AM

Somebody is going places.


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#7760

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:10 AM

Ayee at least i dont sit on my thumb all day and spin around in circles. Because your life is sh*t its always going to be sh*t and your sh*t.sh*t.

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#7761

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:14 AM

http://imagemacros.f...drug_dealer.jpg

 

This is you.


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#7762

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:16 AM

http://imagemacros.f...drug_dealer.jpg This is you.


Hop off my dick bro with your gay sh*t.

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#7763

Posted 07 September 2013 - 10:42 AM

Who... the f*ck is this kid

Yeah but that Canadian sh*t... it'll f*ck you right up it will

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#7764

Posted 07 September 2013 - 01:31 PM

Who... the f*ck was this kid


Who the f*ck cares? Kid's long gone.

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#7765

Posted 07 September 2013 - 08:16 PM

Kids smoked a spliff of bush.

 

Went to my black cream man to get some of his pineapple, it is defiantly up there with the top I have smoked and looks delicious.

 

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#7766

Posted 07 September 2013 - 08:33 PM

Wow haven't been in this thread for a while, currently smoking a lovely haze with a few ciders, chilled yo.

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#7767

Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:12 AM Edited by methods, 08 September 2013 - 12:14 AM.

I am headed to Vancouver in a weeks time and am v excited to get my grubby little paws on some BC bud.


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#7768

Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:21 AM

Always wanted to try BC bud, hope you find some super high-grade.


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#7769

Posted 08 September 2013 - 12:32 AM

we have top shelf BC bud all over Denver.

I never have to drive more than 10 minutes or spend more than 35 dollars to get an 8th of the dankest sh*t this side of Mendocino County.

 

it really is the greatest place on Earth for a stoner right now,.


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#7770

Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:40 AM

Too many bad vibes in this thread recently, brothers and sisters and everything in between. Let's ignore the twelve year old mean muggers, playin' on some Walter White sh*t. Let's rise above by getting lifted. Haha, much love smokers and tokers. Had a great couple of days with the girl, burnin' and bumpin', if ya naw wha I'm sayin'. Life is good for me, and I pray that it's groovy for all of you. Take it easy and keep it sleazy.
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