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Zedo Mann
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#31

Posted 14 June 2010 - 01:33 PM

47. Driving a vehicle, no matter how slow, into a gas pump will cause an explosion.

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#32

Posted 16 June 2010 - 04:54 AM

48. Either the citizens of Liberty City are on steroids or Huang simply can't run and chase after them properly when they run away.

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#33

Posted 19 June 2010 - 12:52 PM

49) That no one cares about New Jersey.

50) That the Prairie Cartel are quite a good band.

51) That if you complete something 100%, all you'll get is Rockstar's pity.

52) That if you make something that isn't the same thing you've been doing for eight years, fanboys will bitch because you don't spend the whole time looking at someone's ass.

53) That destroying a nationally recognised landmark in order to impress a gang of crackhead bikers is A-OK.

54) That the owner of Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts never watched Dukes of Hazzard.

55) That a Nintendo DS game won't sell well unless it has "Imagine", "Pets" or "Puzzle Compendium" in the title.

56) That Rockstar needs stop using the word "exclusive" until they learn what it means.

57) That tunnels and bridges are overrated.

58) That an endless supply of hobos are ready to sacrifice their lives in the name of minigames.

59) That if you are ever to manufacture cars, remember to put a time delay on the alarm for the benefit of amateur car thieves.

60) That if you are ever to buy a tank, it's OK to leave it out in the open and unlocked, because no one would ever steal it...

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#34

Posted 08 July 2010 - 05:50 AM

Please read the game rules.

No more then 5 Per Post

We'll continue from 54. smile.gif

54) Huang Can't move in his house.

55)No more saving multiple Vehicle in his Garage.

56) Just like Niko he cannot die.

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#35

Posted 08 July 2010 - 07:17 AM Edited by badboy_zay, 09 July 2010 - 01:29 PM.

57. Always protect your bitch (Ling Shan... u almost close to f*ck her)
58. Just connect a red wire to blue wire,u got a free car
59. Never kill your friends if you not sure he/she is a traitor
60. Trust any dirty cop try to be a good friend of u (Wade Heston)
61. Never help any stupid fat ass (Lester)

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#36

Posted 08 July 2010 - 07:30 PM

QUOTE (badboy_zay @ Jul 8 2010, 07:17)
57. Always protect your bitch (Ling Shan... u almost close to f*ck her)
58. Just connect a red wire to blue wire,u got a free car
59. Never kill your friends if you not sure he/she is a traitor
60. Trust any dirty cop try to be a good friend of u (Wade Heston)
61. Never help any stupid fat ass (Lester)
62. Always remember to buy cheap drug and sell it in expensive cost
63. Huang Lee is not human (never eat,never take shower,never change his cloth,never die,...)
64. Always watch for yourself before arrives to any place

NO MORE THAN 5 ANSWERS. READ THE RULES


we'll continue with #62


62) stop looking for guns when somebody tells you because you already have some

63) never stop for the cops so they can arrest you

64) when a person tells you to go celebrate, there is always going to be a problem in that place

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#37

Posted 08 July 2010 - 09:31 PM

65. The game is boring after 100%

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#38

Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:28 PM Edited by badboy_zay, 09 July 2010 - 01:31 PM.

QUOTE (RICHM7 @ Jul 9 2010, 02:30)
QUOTE (badboy_zay @ Jul 8 2010, 07:17)
57. Always protect your bitch (Ling Shan... u almost close to f*ck her)
58. Just connect a red wire to blue wire,u got a free car
59. Never kill your friends if you not sure he/she is a traitor
60. Trust any dirty cop try to be a good friend of u (Wade Heston)
61. Never help any stupid fat ass (Lester)
62. Always remember to buy cheap drug and sell it in expensive cost
63. Huang Lee is not human (never eat,never take shower,never change his cloth,never die,...)
64. Always watch for yourself before arrives to any place

NO MORE THAN 5 ANSWERS. READ THE RULES


we'll continue with #62


62) stop looking for guns when somebody tells you because you already have some

63) never stop for the cops so they can arrest you

64) when a person tells you to go celebrate, there is always going to be a problem in that place

what the f*ck happen if i post more than 5 answer?????
66. Always remember to buy cheap drug and sell it in expensive cost
67. Huang Lee is not human (never eat,never take shower,never change his cloth,never die,...)
68. Always watch for yourself before arrives to any place
69. there aren't any character from GTA IV
70. All people can't speak

but i think it can't be over 1000

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#39

Posted 11 July 2010 - 03:35 AM

71. PDA's can be more helpful than an i pod touch
72. 40 yr old assholes who fly helicopters and f*ck transsexuals always die in the end
73. Dumpsters are filled with only food Condoms Dildos and guns
74. Undercover cops love their drugs
75. Hearses are cheap

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#40

Posted 20 July 2010 - 05:39 PM

76: You also have to pay for drugs from the triads sad.gif
77: I don't know if Hsin really died.

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#41

Posted 24 July 2010 - 02:49 PM

QUOTE (haxor @ May 27 2010, 23:29)
Girl) Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away? ... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See more... See more... See More... See more
......(Boy)No

She heard enough and wazs hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm

(Boy) You're not pretty, you're beautiful
(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy) And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me
(Girl whispers) Of course

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. tomorrow- it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years Sorry ♥

this isnt a place for retarded chain e mails.

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#42

Posted 24 July 2010 - 02:56 PM

QUOTE (GTA4 Niko Bellic @ Jul 8 2010, 05:50)
Please read the game rules.

No more then 5 Per Post

We'll continue from 54. smile.gif

54) Huang Can't move in his house.

55)No more saving multiple Vehicle in his Garage.

56) Just like Niko he cannot die.

oh shut up, its not like we will ever reach 1000.

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#43

Posted 24 July 2010 - 04:28 PM

78. There is a character from EfLC in CW
79. Cops can help main character in GTA(Shock!)
80.Deadmau5 is good
81.Lost 4 life.Brothers 4 ever(The lost is not lost)
82.Remember: Buy and sell drugs is always faster profit then from scrathing cards

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 09:08 PM

83. If you are about to escape the cops, suddenly you just can't disable a single police car until your vehicle is nearly burning.
84. If you start a mission where you need to protect someone, be prepared that he/she WILL die when you are doing good. Otherwise, YOU will die.

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Posted 05 August 2010 - 12:29 PM

85. Never ever ever ever buy a GTA Game for DS
86. If you look on the police database on GTA 4 You will find characters of CTW

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#46

Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:33 PM

87. Huang Lee swims as fast as Michael Phelps

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#47

Posted 02 September 2010 - 06:55 PM Edited by AB0333, 04 September 2010 - 03:32 PM.

88. DJ Khalil rocks ass!!
89. Ecstasy can make you f*cking rich if you have right people to buy from and sell to.
90. Coke too.
91. Huang Lee is yellow assed ice-cold mothaf*cka.
92. CW has a best car jacking game script.
93. You have to f*ck up a windshield to get out of car while in water (even if it is impossible in reality due to difference between pressure in the car and the pressure in the water).
94. In mission "Pimp His Car" you don't need to drive a car carefully, it will be fixed in cutscene anyway.
95. When dealer named "Liam" takes drugs, his dick is shrinking. lol.gif

Ooowh, sheite guys, sorry for breaking rules.
But you have to admit, these ones are bloody good, right?

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#48

Posted 04 September 2010 - 03:20 PM

96. You can actually win a house by scratching cards. You must be very lucky though.
97. People in CTW seem to say the same things over and over again. ( What happened to changing the world, brothers?)

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#49

Posted 07 September 2010 - 12:13 PM

LOL EXACTLY
''Woah sorry man''
98.When you kill a drug dealer their stash disapears >:[
99.Huang is bigger than a Comet or another small car
100.Its really hard to get on top of a buliding
101.The sniper is F**ked up

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#50

Posted 14 September 2010 - 07:38 PM

102. Color scheme is awesome!!!!!!!
103. Probably the best Ds game.
104. Some places in Liberty City are gone
105. You can't enter trains confused.gif

QUOTE
oh shut up, its not like we will ever reach 1000.


Don't tell me to shut up you troubled child. If you don't like this thread then GTFO moron.

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#51

Posted 14 September 2010 - 08:36 PM

QUOTE (GTA4 Niko Bellic @ Sep 14 2010, 19:38)
102. Color scheme is awesome!!!!!!!
103. Probably the best Ds game.
104. Some places in Liberty City are gone
105. You can't enter trains confused.gif

QUOTE
oh shut up, its not like we will ever reach 1000.


Don't tell me to shut up you troubled child. If you don't like this thread then GTFO moron.

WOAH totally uncalled for, he's just stating the truth, no need to ignore people suggestions after the 5th one, you will never reach 1000, maybe 300 if your really lucky

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#52

Posted 16 September 2010 - 12:17 AM

106: Its another fail game
107: you run faster than a car
108: city has a nice geometry but textures screw the quality up
109: its more optimized than IV
110: Overwall appart from knowing the storyline the game sucks, even cutscene are lil noob drawings

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#53

Posted 16 September 2010 - 07:35 AM

QUOTE (vans123 @ Sep 16 2010, 00:17)
106: Its another fail game
107: you run faster than a car
108: city has a nice geometry but textures screw the quality up
109: its more optimized than IV
110: Overwall appart from knowing the storyline the game sucks, even cutscene are lil noob drawings

This post is highly unfair and quite biased. I know that most people that play this game love it.

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#54

Posted 06 February 2011 - 06:12 PM

111. Don't mess with the Triads!
112. You don't meet Niko face to face dontgetit.gif
113. Huang is a Drug king! dozingoff.gif




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