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Posted 22 May 2010 - 12:31 AM Edited by GTA4 Niko Bellic, 23 May 2010 - 07:04 PM.

1,000 Things You Learned In Chinatown War




Well, whether you loved it or hated it, you must have learned from it. Whether
it's something as simply as don't punch a cop in the face or something as
complicated as the mechanics of the game we know everything we learned
probably wasn't the same (I'm a Poet tounge.gif )
Seriously though anything you learned, this is the place to post it.
It can be literally anything you learned colgate.gif

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3.) Only write 5 Things learned Per Post

4.) Probably the most important rule of all, HAVE FUN! biggrin.gif

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I'll start with the first

1.) Never give your uncle money for anything because he'll most likely never return it

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 12:05 PM

2) Drugs = much money biggrin.gif

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 04:59 PM

no matter what happens. never trust anyone but yourself sly.gif

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 07:06 PM

3) That gang burritos are deadly

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 07:46 PM

4) In every corner of the map we can find an Easter Egg.

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 07:47 PM

.5- That Triads language is phucking awsom und they're total bwagging homiez n' all.

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 08:40 PM

6. This Game is F**king Epic......

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 09:32 PM

sh*t guys we f*cked up numbers...now remember to read carefully, Tivo!
8. That cops will forgive you if you make profit off drugs, but try to buy some cocaine and you'll get a nighstick in your ass!

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 10:18 PM

9. 2D safe-houses are the best places, and if cops see you going into one they will stop chasing you.

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 10:42 PM

10) If you're born Chinese.. kill yourself ASAP !!!

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 11:08 PM

QUOTE (DannyLee94 @ May 22 2010, 22:42)
10) If you're born Chinese.. kill yourself ASAP !!!

This seriously made me laugh so hard. tounge.gif

11) Don't do drugs

12) Never try to kill a person with that police bat

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 11:12 PM

13) Dildos and Condoms ain´t hot dogs

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 12:23 AM Edited by RICHM7, 23 May 2010 - 12:26 AM.

oh, my bad guys i forgot to put number three. it wont happen again

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 07:11 AM Edited by Jayd_101, 24 May 2010 - 04:29 AM.

QUOTE (DannyLee94 @ May 23 2010, 10:42)
10) If you're born Chinese.. kill yourself ASAP !!!

Dude, don't you think that may have been a bit racist? I've got a bit of chinese in me.

Ontopic:

13) If you get six stars, the tanks will blow you up.

14) That kenny killed Huangs father.

15) That if you don't smash the car window and let Huang drown, he'll say "SH*T!"

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:23 AM

QUOTE (Jayd_101 @ May 23 2010, 07:11)
QUOTE (DannyLee94 @ May 23 2010, 10:42)
10) If you're born Chinese.. kill yourself ASAP !!!

Dude, don't you think that may have been a bit racist? I've got a bit of chinese in me.

Ontopic:

13) If you get six stars, the tanks will blow you up.

14) That kenny killed Huangs father.

15) That if you don't smash the car window and let Huang drown, he'll say "SH*T!"

WATCH THE f*ckING NUMBERS!
17. That after passing mission no, you can't get that cool f*cking biker jacket
18.That Huang is gay and he can't pick up prostitues, instead he can kill them
19.That Chan is a pathetic f*ck.

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:29 AM

20) In dumpster are guns.

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 01:51 PM

21) Chan Jamoing´s name is based on 4chan

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 03:26 PM

QUOTE (Jayd_101 @ May 23 2010, 04:11)
14) That kenny killed Huangs father.

Use spoiler tag next time...

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 04:39 PM

22) someday, you'll have to be partners with a cop

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 05:09 PM

23. That Python is f*cking useless in this game, you need 10 seconds to kill someone with 2 shots and most likely they'll f*ck up with SMG's.
24. That people instead of getting wasted when having drugs and being chased by police, like more to run, but it sucks because you'll most likely get busted and that means 0 drugs 0 weapons, but when you get wasted you still have weapons and drugs.
25. Don't buy race cars, you'll f*ck them up anyway
26. Riding is more difficult than f*cking without legs
27.That Melanie is a stupid bitch.

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 05:20 PM Edited by GTA4 Niko Bellic, 24 May 2010 - 02:19 AM.

28) Chainsawing someone takes a good 2 seconds then they split in half
29) That Huang doesn't know how to ride a Sports Bike
30) That women drive taxi cabs in Liberty City now
31) That Romans Cab depot isn't burned anymore sad.gif

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 05:21 PM

32) Top-down Liberty City is so different
33) If someone shot to your head, you can survive.

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 07:39 PM

34) Huang is Chinese
35) Uncle is Chinese
36) Chan is Chinese
37) 8 Ball is gone cryani.gif

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 09:45 PM

38) Never Trust your Uncle if your father mysteriously dies and you almost die upon entering a different country to give a heirloom to your Uncle.
39) Being Shot, Beat up, Nearly Drown, and having to go through a story through a big city can make a person want to never leave.

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 11:29 PM

Girl) Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away? ... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See more... See more... See More... See more
......(Boy)No

She heard enough and wazs hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm

(Boy) You're not pretty, you're beautiful
(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy) And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me
(Girl whispers) Of course

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. tomorrow- it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years Sorry ♥

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:46 PM

38) That the psp Version is far more superior When compared with The DS Version
39) That The radio Stations are crappy
40)That Huang Lee is still a Virgin

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Posted 02 June 2010 - 06:27 AM

41. That a DS can hold a map the size of Vice City/Liberty City(III era)

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Posted 02 June 2010 - 07:53 AM

42. That the PSP can't hold a candle to the DS when it comes to minigame support.

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Posted 02 June 2010 - 06:16 PM

43: I'm glad I jailbroke my iPod, this game totally wasn't worth it. In my opinion though.

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Posted 03 June 2010 - 05:06 AM

44. The PSP UMD loading time is long. (Good thing I bought it from the Playstation Network lol.gif )

45. Sniping sucks

46. That I realized I miss Niko sad.gif




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