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#1

Posted 21 May 2010 - 11:20 PM

Simple, design your own girlfriend for GTA San Andreas



*Name:

*Meet location (Not required if you meet your GF during a mission)

*Home location

Tastes (If CJ is fat or skinny)

Reward: (Just For Dating)

Reward: (50%):

Reward (100%):

Mission (The mission where you meet your GF)

Custom Numberplate

*What she looks like


Short bio (Only if you're that creative)




*=Required




I did a replica of Denise Robinson as an example to show you how it's done:





*Name:Denise Robinson

*Meet location:See Mission

*Home location:Ganton, Los Santos

Tastes (If CJ is fat or skinny):N/A

Reward: (Just For Dating):N/A

Reward: (50%):Green Hustler

Reward (100%):Pimp Suit (Light blue suit, white shirt and $ chain)

Mission:Burning Desire

Custom Numberplate:HOMEGIRL

*What She Looks Like:Black skin, ponytail with bandana, layered tee and white shorts

Short bio (Only if you're that creative): A sole female GSF member decides to do business with the Vagos when fellow grove, Carl Johnson bombards the Vago house with explosives not knowing that Denise is inside.

CJ hears her cries for help, rescues her and then decides to take her out to dinner









Before you give me any bull, i would just like to say that like my Design Your Own Safehouse thread, this is just for fun. Yet another way to show fellow forumers your imagination.

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Posted 21 May 2010 - 11:55 PM

Name: Amela Panderson

Meet location: Caligula's palace

Home location: LS Hills

Tastes: Muscular CJ

Reward: Maximum Respect

Reward: (50%): Black EP/FP/BP Patriot

Reward (100%): Rockstar outfit (Something crossed by punk and hip-hop outfits, Verry baggy shorts, multiple chains, baseball cap, microphone and sneakers, similiar to real life adidas superstars) Note: You have naked torso, because you're buffed up, and have ultra six-pack, you don't care.

Mission: (The mission where you meet your GF): N/A, but you can meet her shortly after unlocking Las Venturas)

Custom Numberplate: GILF

What she looks like: A model from cover of playboy magazine, closest to resemble would be Pamela Anderson

Short bio: An supermodel and ex-pornstar.

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 12:50 AM Edited by GTA4 Niko Bellic, 22 May 2010 - 12:52 AM.

Name: Hobo Lady

Meet location: Subway Station, you are introduced to her in a short cutscene where she is looking for bread in a garbage can. Afterwards they begin dating

Home location: Subway Tunnel (Near Ratmans Tunnel)

Tastes: She is interested in an overly obese CJ

Reward: Bread

Reward: (50%): Laffy Taffy

Reward (100%): $1,000,000,000,000 and a new luxurious Sports Car/

Mission: N/A

Custom Numberplate: BUM4LIFE

What she looks like: A mixture of a monkey and giraffe. Her nose is comparable to an elephants

Short bio: She befriends rats in the tunnel only to shortly afterwards eat them. Her dream is to meet ratman and then eat him with a side plate of bread

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 01:02 AM

QUOTE (GTA4 Niko Bellic @ May 22 2010, 00:50)
Name: Hobo Lady

Meet location: Subway Station, you are introduced to her in a short cutscene where she is looking for bread in a garbage can. Afterwards they begin dating

Home location: Subway Tunnel (Near Ratmans Tunnel)

Tastes: She is interested in an overly obese CJ

Reward: Bread

Reward: (50%): Laffy Taffy

Reward (100%): $1,000,000,000,000 and a new luxurious Sports Car/

Mission: N/A

Custom Numberplate: BUM4LIFE

What she looks like: A mixture of a monkey and giraffe. Her nose is comparable to an elephants

Short bio: She befriends rats in the tunnel only to shortly afterwards eat them. Her dream is to meet ratman and then eat him with a side plate of bread

That was just.....lol lol.gif

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 05:25 PM

QUOTE (T-Unit @ May 22 2010, 01:02)

That was just.....lol lol.gif

Yeah, I was trying to be creative lol.gif

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 05:49 PM

Name: Chesusa Chavez

Meet location: Jizzy's Club

Home location: Drug den

Tastes: CJ, of course

Reward: Hot Coffee

Mission: N/A

Custom Numberplate: PIMPME

What she looks like: Like a hooker

Short bio: She has many girlfriends in the same work. She is professional in her job.

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 02:10 AM

*Name:Emma f*ckme

*Meet location Found At Strip Club
*Home location House In Las venturas

Tastes LIkes CJ Skinny
Reward:Hot Coffee (naked at start)
Reward:More Sex (threesome emma a girl and cj)
Reward:even more sex (foursome emma 2 girls and cj
Mission N/A
Custom Numberplate f*ckme

*What she looks like
A Naked Whore Stripper

Short bio (Only if you're that creative)
Shes A Lesbian Who Likes Men Too





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Posted 08 November 2011 - 03:07 AM

QUOTE (GTA4 Niko Bellic @ Friday, May 21 2010, 20:50)
Name: Hobo Lady

Meet location: Subway Station, you are introduced to her in a short cutscene where she is looking for bread in a garbage can. Afterwards they begin dating

Home location: Subway Tunnel (Near Ratmans Tunnel)

Tastes: She is interested in an overly obese CJ

Reward: Bread

Reward: (50%): Laffy Taffy

Reward (100%): $1,000,000,000,000 and a new luxurious Sports Car/

Mission: N/A

Custom Numberplate: BUM4LIFE

What she looks like: A mixture of a monkey and giraffe. Her nose is comparable to an elephants

Short bio: She befriends rats in the tunnel only to shortly afterwards eat them. Her dream is to meet ratman and then eat him with a side plate of bread

hahahahahah I just died lmfao! +1
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 03:39 AM

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*Name: Chase Mya Aass

*Meet location: Backseat of any car.

*Home location: Any safehouse

Tastes: Protein

Reward: Sex

Reward: (50%): Sex

Reward (100%): Tea

Custom Numberplate: DBagLikr

Short bio: The ultimate stereotype for a GTA game

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 04:01 AM

Name: Hil Cliton

Meet location: Barn

Home location: Red county

Tastes: Both

Reward: You sex appeal goes way down

Reward: (50%): You get fat

Reward (100%): You lose health

What she looks like:hillary clinton mixed with a horses butt.

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 07:30 AM

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What she looks like:hillary clinton mixed with a horses butt.

hahaha!!!!
lol i see you guyz have a wide creative...
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 09:31 PM

no but seriously:

*Name: maria Latore

*Meet location: casino

*Home location: the mall

Tastes: skinny, must have over 10000 dollars.

Reward: Sex appeal higher

Reward: (50%): She will have sex with you

Reward (100%): She will be able to give you discounts on all stores.

Custom Numberplate: lovemoney14

Short bio: She loves money, loves anything to do with jewelry.

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Posted 10 November 2011 - 06:50 AM

*Name: Lexus Caprice

*Meet location Train station

*Home location San Fierro

Tastes: Machoman

Reward: Gives you a purple dildo, which you can use as a weapon

Reward: (50%): Bondage car, she drives the car where you want, but you ride on the hood of the car naked.

Reward (100%): She takes all your money and dumps you

Mission: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!

Custom Numberplate: PNISBRETH

*What she looks like: Jersey shore skank


Short bio: The daughter of the owner of all the Binco chain stores moved recently out of Vice City to San Andreas. Shes a money hunger c*ck monger, she will tear you apppaarrrtttttttt!!!!!

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Posted 11 November 2011 - 02:19 AM

*Name: Debora leanana

*Meet location: Burger Shot

*Home location: Trailer in the desert.

Tastes: Skinny

Reward: Sex Appeal -100%

Reward: (50%): A tractor

Reward (100%): A crop duster

Custom Numberplate: horny4food

*What she looks like: Shes fat, overweight, wheres overalls, has an accent, missing her front teeth.


Short bio: Shes a fat country girl who loves country boys. She eats too much and has millions of rolls.


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Posted 12 November 2011 - 11:35 AM

Name: Bigfoot.

Meet location: At some trash cans just outside Angel Pine.

Home location: Shady Cabin.

Tastes: CJ being fat and strong.

Reward: (Just For Dating): A Pitchfork spawns at Shady Cabin.

Reward: (50%): You won't get a car but you will get a wild boar you can ride on.

Reward (100%): Reindeer outfit. (A reindeer that Bigfoot has skinned.)

Custom Numberplate: Wild boar doesn't have a license plate but it has a dog tag that reads: 'Piggy'.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 01:44 AM

*Name: Breezy Macintosh

*Meet location: Burger Shot's all around the map.

*Home location: Her home is Located somewhere In Rodeo,Los Santos

Tastes (If CJ is fat or skinny): Likes her men Muscular, Ooozing Sex appeal,Nice threads, Shaved,And to have a nice ride.

Reward: (Just For Dating): Someone to keep your Lonely Gangster ass company.

Reward: (50%): An Invite back to her place...If you know what I mean.

Reward (100%): An awesome gun?

Mission (The mission where you meet your GF): "Get some f*cking food!" You run into Burger Shot and Bam. Shes pigging out at the first booth.

Custom Numberplate: Rid3witm3

*What she looks like: Carmel skin,Brown hair, Brown eyes,Good Body,Burger always in hand,ect.


Short bio (Only if you're that creative): Breezy is always found at Burger Shot. She loves to eat. She lets you in her pants after your fourth date...Classy! She gets mad when you go to those bad parts of town with her in the car! (Her and Denise could never be friends.) She sh*ts her pants if you even speak about firearms or weapons of any kind! You even pull out a baseball bat...Shes out!

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 05:39 AM

Name: Vanessa Hudgens

Meet location (Not required if you meet your GF during a mission): Temple by the Sex Shop

Home location: Richman

Tastes (If CJ is fat or skinny): Average

Reward: (Just For Dating): 100% Sex Appeal

Reward (50%): Infinite Stamina

Reward (100%): $999999999999

Reward (350%): Audi

Reward (500%): You can go inside her house anytime

Reward (750%): When you're driving, she'll be in the back seat naked

Reward (1000%): She'll never break up with you or die

Reward (1500%): She'll never have clothes on

Custom Numberplate: VAN355A 4UD93N5

What she looks like: Vanessa Hudgens

Short bio (Only if you're that creative): She's skinny, a celebrity, her name is on one of the stars at Hollywood Blvd, she hates the country-side, fast food, and the east side of Los Santos. She loves the rich side of Los Santos and Santa Maria Beach. She can get hyper sometimes and lonely sometimes. She wants a long relationship. *Note - The max reward is 1500% for her

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 07:41 AM

Name: Maxima Solnceva

Meet location: Attrium, near the actual building

Home location: Verona Beach, near your safe house there

Tastes: If you won't be in a car when you'll meet her, she'll like you if you're a muscle, with cool tattoos and official clothes. If you're in the car while you see her, make sure it's Admiral, Sentinel or any sport car.

Reward: After the first date, she'll give you keys to her black and pink unique Admiral, which you can save. Also, the first time you're in, Admiral will be BP. Only first time.

Reward (50%): She'll give you keys to her home and if you have territory glitch on, with Russians on the map, they won't shoot at you.

Reward (100%): She will follow you if you think you will shoot some bastards. This won't work in missions and gang wars.

Mission: There are two chances to meet her while on mission. Complete Just Business, and you'll meet her near Attrium the next day, between 22.00 PM and 5.00 AM. The second chance is on the mission Grove 4 Life. Conquer both turfs in Idlewood, then fail mission by killing Sweet. You'll meet her the next day at the same timings.

Custom Numberplate: RUSGIRL

What she looks like: Maxima looks like Millie, only she's blonde.

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 10:36 PM

Name: Mandy The Gypsy

Meet Location: Garbage can

Home Location: Garbage can

Tastes: C.J with butter

Reward just for dating: Rabies and disrespect

Reward (50%): Getting raped by her hobo friends

Reward (100%): Death and your save game is deleted

Mission: When your are hiding from the cops she comes to you telling you to: If you give me 5 bucks I read your future C.J pays her and she tells him that in near future he will be going to the bathroom. C.J fell in love with her and ask her for a date telling her I'll pick you up at your garbage can at 7. She kissed him and that's how they met

Custom license plate: Gypsy4life

What she looks like: she has the same nose as Pinocchio when he's lying

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 01:33 PM Edited by lil weasel, 19 December 2011 - 01:39 PM.

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 11:32 PM

*Name: Tikalikalafinopisha(tee-kah-lee-kuh-lah-fee-no-pee-shuh)

*Meet location: under cj's bed

*Home location: cj's wardrobe

Tastes (If CJ is fat or skinny): max fat and max muscle..(she likes those hard looking OG's)

Reward: (Just For Dating): free food

Reward: (50%): chicken hat

Reward (100%): a big hug

Custom Numberplate: PEMP

*What She Looks Like: purple skin, all white eyes, green hair, pink hands, bleeds black blood

Short bio this girl has been hiding under cj's bed ever since he was born, although she is 34 years older than he is. she feels a great need for younger men. she plans on moving all the way to cj's wardrobe whenever she meets him. she falls in love with blue colored people. but she would make an exception for a cj.

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 10:36 AM Edited by indo_14, 03 January 2012 - 10:49 AM.

*Name: george michelle

*Meet location: unity station

*Home location: beside cesar's house

Tastes :max muscle CJ

Reward: gloves

Reward: (50%): niko's jacket

Reward (100%): her vehicle (cheetah)

Mission: N/A

Custom Numberplate: HOT WHEELS

*What She Looks Like: blue clothes, gloves, and blonde hair

Short bio she from LC she likes to watch midnight races and street races in sa and going life in SA

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 07:12 AM

Name: Alison Rich

Meet location: Four Dragons Casino

Home location: Vinewood

Tastes (If CJ is fat or skinny): Skinny

Reward: (Just For Dating): Half price at ammu-nation

Reward: (50%): Infernus (silver)

Reward (100%): Access to her Mansion savehouse (gym, bar, etc) and garages (4 random rare cars)

Custom Numberplate: RICH

*What she looks like: Brunette, pale skin, very skinny, expensive dress.

Bio:
Her family have been billionaires for generations through many sucessful investments. She owns ammu-nation.

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:44 AM

name : chihuahua ass

meet location : on the end of cjs dog leash

home location: cjs garage at grove street

reward : a creamy chocolate sundae

reward 50% : a hell pimped sultan

reward 100% : G-String suit

custom numberplate : 1coksker

tastes : a realy muscular cj

appearance : blonde hairy legs and black beady eyes

bio : she was raised in mexico by a poodle and a chihuahua where she learned to speak dog

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 02:20 AM Edited by Big Remi, 30 January 2012 - 02:28 AM.

Name: Snooki

Mission: Life's A Beach

Home location: Verona Beach

Tastes: max muscle, under 20% body fat

Reward: you can buy drinks from the bar

Reward: (50%): guido attire

Reward (100%): a fully tricked out everything-proof Huntley

License Plate: SM00SH

What she looks like: Snooki from "Jersey Shore"

Bio: Snooki had to start a new life after getting kicked off the "Jersey Shore."

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 02:05 AM

Name: Charlie Madeason

Meeting point: The Lil' Probe Inn, she's at the bar

Home Location: Fort Carson

Likes: 100%muscle and 20%fat. She's into going into bars (drinking dates) she gets really turned on when you pick her up wearing biker clothes and a freeway bike (the motorbike is a requirement otherwise she tells you to beat it) her fun meter fills up if you attract police attention so ride into area 69 to get them stars going!

Reward at 50% Custom side car bike called a Sidarley

Reward 100% Custom biker outfit (Labia fables badge on the back) and you join the gang Labia fables with 10 gang missions you need to complete so it becomes your asset

Custom number plate: REBELLE

Girlfriend description: Your typical biker chick, fiery red hair, tight leather pants, lil white singlet and biker boots. Has a tattoo on her arm saying 'Daddy' with a knife thru it. Oh and she hates flowers, get a dildo for the gift or grenades, she loves blowing stuff up




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