Well I am always on the look out for new and off the wall indie games to occupy my time and erm I have to confess when I saw this game announced I did a sort of hearty laugh and hang my head in shame at the same time. This is a new game from indie developers Zombie Cow Studios, the brief of the game is erm :-
|you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoplesí vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters.|
It is apparently "rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you donít count the tiny people or the germs with teeth." (I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP). As for how accurate it will be, well I have known a few girls in my time that are happy to accommodate "marines" in their squelchy bits but the marines never wore condoms
The game is due for release this summer on the PC and Xbox 360, the Xbox 360 version will be available from XBL for a small fee but the PC version will be free (because PC gamers never need to pay for poontang) and available from that bastion of British Broadcasting the Channel 4 website. Now feast your eyes on these technically accurate screenshots of the erm "squelchy bits" :-
They even have a snazzy trailer :-
If you are erm "interested in this game then you can find out more info here :-
All I can think to say is "god help our souls".