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Witchking-J-F
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#1

Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:22 AM

This is a topic for bros. Are you down with bros? Would you consider yourself a bro?

Have any cool bro related stories??

Non bros keep out!!
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playaindahood
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#2

Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:26 AM

are you down with a topic lock?

Witchking-J-F
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#3

Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:28 AM

You are definitely not a bro, you're a narc, get outta the brozone layer narc.
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#4

Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:34 AM

Depends on your definition of 'bro'.

Witchking-J-F
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#5

Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:35 AM

A legit dude.
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#6

Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:35 AM

QUOTE (playaindahood @ May 11 2010, 00:26)
are you down with a topic lock?

That is so un-bro like.
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VideoPoker
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#7

Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:56 AM

I'm looking for some legit bros who wanna hang in my party mansion.

Probably goes without saying, but applicants def gotta pass an extensive bro-screening.

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Witchking-J-F
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#8

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:01 AM

If I can come to your party mansion you can become an official member of the World Bro Council.
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#9

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:03 AM

What up Bro? or as an African American would say "wet up Breh?"

Brooooooo

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#10

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:10 AM

waz crackin up in hurr yo?

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#11

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:17 AM

QUOTE (W - J - F @ May 10 2010, 23:28)
You are definitely not a bro, you're a narc, get outta the brozone layer narc.

Holy f*cking sh*t, that made me laugh my ass off.

For making dumb topics, some of them sure are funny man.

playaindahood
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#12

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:30 AM

hahahaaha.

W-J-F poops himself.

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#13

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:33 AM

Im straight Bro. So bro in fact, im Tim TeBro. Yes, Tim Tebow was named after me, but wasn't bro enough, so he is instead bow. You guys know the biggest bro haters of all times? Babies. You knock a girl up, that baby ruins the bro game. Straight up bro hater
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VideoPoker
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#14

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:33 AM Edited by VideoPoker, 11 May 2010 - 05:40 AM.

I'm sorry, but I think I'm going to have to report you, bro.

WJF: World Bro Council sounds seriously boss, but I can't give you any specially treatment, bro. It'd be seriously unbrofessional of me.


Edit: I was obv talking about playaindahood. You're cool with me, Hobbes27, you're straight bro.
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ILAK
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#15

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:36 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes27 @ May 10 2010, 20:33)
Tim TeBro.

Tony Bromo, Bro Montana, Bro Nameth. ahhh QBs
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Witchking-J-F
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#16

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:37 AM

Thats okay Viddy, i think i have the brotential to easily pass your bro screening.

For the record bros, my boxers are totally unsoiled.
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Hobbes27
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#17

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:40 AM

How many bros are in the World Bro Council? The bros of all bros? And of course all QB's are bros. Look at Bro Nameth, feeling up reporters, alcoholic problems, what's not Bro about him? Tony Bromo, dated Jessica Simpson. Thats a straight bro
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Witchking-J-F
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#18

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:43 AM

We are in slow expansion right now, just me and some other top level bros, you seem pretty legit though. Want to join our broalition?
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#19

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:46 AM

What's the dealio my bro-mosexuals!?
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playaindahood
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#20

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:46 AM

lol.

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#21

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:47 AM

Playa get out, your not a bro.

Bruuuu
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#22

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:48 AM

I come from the birthplace of bros. California. True bros drive raised trucks, but never take them off road. They wear clothes that they think will get them laid. They listen only to music that they think will get them laid. And they only do things that they think will get them laid.

They wear flip flops no matter what the condition. They can be in 20 below temperatures and will still wear flip flops.

They say, "Bros before hoes." but never follow such a guideline.

They often have chinstrap beards. And if they aren't wearing a Von Dutch or John Deere trucker cap, they spike their hair no matter how long it is.

They wear their cheap mirrored aviator sunglasses (or elvis glasses) at night.

They own acoustic guitars, for the sole purpose of playing the only three chords they know, while trying to sing songs by the band Puddle of Mudd.

Obviously, they are a menace to society. How dare you condone such behavior.
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Hobbes27
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#23

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:48 AM Edited by Hobbes27, 11 May 2010 - 05:53 AM.

Well what kind of bro would I be if I didn't accept. I heard Terrell Browens and Tony Bromo have the NFL Bro Association, with alums such that have been listed, Bro Nameth and Bro Montana. We should try and have them join the broalition

Edit: Have you fellow bros heard of the lengendary Walbro? More elusive then Waldo, and wear's straight bro gear. We need to find him
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Witchking-J-F
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#24

Posted 11 May 2010 - 05:52 AM

If you are not down with bros, then keep out, I stated it pretty plainly in the opening post.

I am just trying to get my bro on here and I don't sppeciate the negativity.
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darthYENIK
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#25

Posted 11 May 2010 - 06:01 AM

QUOTE (W - J - F @ May 10 2010, 22:52)
If you are not down with bros, then keep out, I stated it pretty plainly in the opening post.

I am just trying to get my bro on here and I don't sppeciate the negativity.

GO LISTEN TO PAPA ROACH!!!
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#26

Posted 11 May 2010 - 06:09 AM

What's up bro. Just drove my Mazda down here, got a 4 pack of RedBull. I'd share it with you, but you've already got your own, right?
Damn right. Bro-fist it.
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VideoPoker
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#27

Posted 11 May 2010 - 06:09 AM

I'm thinking about organizing a brobecue. Location: obviously at the party mansion.

Main course will be steak and potatoes, obv for the brotein and carbrohydrates
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#28

Posted 11 May 2010 - 06:15 AM

Gonna down a protein shake and hit up the gym with me, VideoBro-ker?

Witchking-J-F
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#29

Posted 11 May 2010 - 06:17 AM

QUOTE (VideoPoker @ May 11 2010, 07:09)
I'm thinking about organizing a brobecue. Location: obviously at the party mansion.

Main course will be steak and potatoes, obv for the brotein and carbrohydrates

Nice bro, always looking for ways to take in more brotein.

For dessert I can bring something, do you like broconuts?
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#30

Posted 11 May 2010 - 06:18 AM

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