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#1201

Posted 07 October 2014 - 12:56 PM

Sorry to hear about all the f*ckin noname nublets in your topic, TP.

 

Get well soon.


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#1202

Posted 07 October 2014 - 01:09 PM

top kek


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Posted 07 October 2014 - 02:37 PM

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Posted 08 October 2014 - 11:56 PM Edited by Onett, 09 October 2014 - 12:01 AM.

Questionnaire

01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy.
I kick ass.

02) What is your view and opinion on gangs?
They're alright, never been in one, so there's that.

03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one?
Never been in a gang.
04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do?
Piss in all of them.
What?

05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum)
Doing your own thing.

06) In the event of a fire do you:
A) run off screaming like a little bitch?
B) break the glass?
C) stand there saying "It wasn't me and you can't prove it was"?
D) find out what nearby is flammable? <-- This one
E) walk calmly out of the building telling everyone to keep calm and stop running and it'll be ok?
F) run out the building faster than everyone else so you can barricade the door (hmm, barbecue)?

07) Why are you answering all of these questions.
It's 12:47, I have insomnia and I'm bored.

08) Who is more beautiful?
A) Mr.Miffusle
B) Mr.Miffusle
C) Mr.Miffusle
D) All of the above

All of the above?

09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ?
I'm gonna go ahead and say Neil Young. Freedom kicks ass.

10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n)
Er... M'kay.

11) Does he look like a bitch?
Why yes. Yes he does.

12) Who's the boss?
The Precinct?
13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next?
Take him home and give it to my girl friend.
14) Does he look like a bitch?
No, actually.

15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister?
I don't have a sister, unless your talking theoretically, in which case, no.

16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)
D. Don't drink.

17) White-powdered or glazed?
Glazed.

18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ?
:evilgrin:
19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast?
About 50 sherbet lemons and 100 pots of coffee. (Can't stand cola.)

20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
A) Normal
B) Maple
C) Turkey
D) I dont like bacon (I'm not getting into TA)
Normal.

21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Nope. Not that much of a philosopher, really.

22) Is it wrong to hit women?
Yeah. Gotta be courteous and sh*t.
23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it?
Maaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbyyyyyeeee.

24) What do you think of Digïtál £vîl?
Who?
25) Write a short story in which you are the hero and get the girl, extra points will be added for drama, intrigue, romance, tension, comedy and tragedy. (You will be almost guaranteed your place in The Academy if you can make me cry because your story is so moving)
She was dead. The girl of my dreams, shot down as she stood. It had taken weeks to crack this case open, no leads, no nothing. Then she came swaggering in. She didn't have a heart, just a heart shaped box where her heart should be.
The perfect femme fetale.
Dead.
26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman/man, make this picture as detailed as possible.
On mobile. Sorry.

27) How much would you have to be paid to put naked pictures of yourself onto the internet?
*turns around in bigass chair* £1 billon pounds!


28) Name one thing you regret doing.
Falling in love. Pink Triangle is a pretty good representation about this girl I liked. Until I found out she was a lesbian.

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#1205

Posted 09 October 2014 - 01:30 AM

This... I gotta see.

 

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#1206

Posted 09 October 2014 - 03:21 AM

+1 for Neil Young
-1 for Freedom
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#1207

Posted 09 October 2014 - 11:44 AM

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Failing.


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#1208

Posted 09 October 2014 - 04:03 PM

What?

 

WHAT!?

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#1209

Posted 09 October 2014 - 04:05 PM

What?

 
WHAT!?
WHHHHHAAAATTT?

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#1210

Posted 09 October 2014 - 04:06 PM

 

 

What?

 
WHAT!?
WHHHHHAAAATTT?

 

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#1211

Posted 09 October 2014 - 04:32 PM

It's been awhile since I've seen The Precinct topic so lively.

 

Now let this topic die.


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#1212

Posted 09 October 2014 - 04:37 PM

Why?

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#1213

Posted 09 October 2014 - 05:10 PM

 

 

What?

 
WHAT!?
WHHHHHAAAATTT?

 

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#1214

Posted 09 October 2014 - 06:14 PM

It's been awhile since I've seen The Precinct topic so lively.

 

Now let this topic die.

 

Sorry, thats my fault. It was all the way on the third page, (Way to go TP! Wooo!) and i bumped it... whoop, done it again. 


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#1215

Posted 09 October 2014 - 07:03 PM

 

It's been awhile since I've seen The Precinct topic so lively.

 

Now let this topic die.

 

 oops, did it again. 

 

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#1216

Posted 09 October 2014 - 09:07 PM

It's been awhile since I've seen The Precinct topic so lively.

 

Now let this topic die.

Ban Rewas yes?

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#1217

Posted 10 October 2014 - 01:42 AM


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#1218

Posted 10 October 2014 - 02:13 PM

It's been awhile since I've seen The Precinct topic so lively.

 

Now let this topic die.

 

You don't give the orders around here.


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#1219

Posted 10 October 2014 - 02:32 PM

So, do I have to wait for someone to get back to me?

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#1220

Posted 10 October 2014 - 04:42 PM

We're busy processing your application.

 

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Our data entry specialist is currently on break.

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#1221

Posted 10 October 2014 - 04:49 PM

It's been awhile since I've seen The Precinct topic so lively.
 
Now let this topic die.

 
You don't give the orders around here.


Neither do you!

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#1222

Posted 10 October 2014 - 04:50 PM

We're busy processing your application.
 
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Our data entry specialist is currently on break.

Eh, I got 48 hours to kill.

(Seriously I laughed really hard at that.)

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#1223

Posted 10 October 2014 - 04:53 PM

 

 

It's been awhile since I've seen The Precinct topic so lively.
 
Now let this topic die.

 
You don't give the orders around here.

 


Neither do you!

 

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Since you're new here, I'm going to cut you a break. The door is that way -->

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#1224

Posted 10 October 2014 - 04:54 PM

Actually, that way is a like button. Here's a like!

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#1225

Posted 10 October 2014 - 04:57 PM

Voodoo, one does not simply post that picture without saying "Make like a tree, and get outa here".

I'm disappointed in you.

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#1226

Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:04 PM

So, do I have to wait for someone to get back to me?

Please PM Waddy and let him know you are a cock gobbler, and then also post it in the Footy Desk thread. 

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#1227

Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:05 PM Edited by Onett, 10 October 2014 - 09:07 PM.

So, do I have to wait for someone to get back to me?

Please PM Waddy and let him know you are a cock gobbler, and then also post it in the Footy Desk thread.
Gee, thanks.
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#1228

Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:08 PM

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#1229

Posted 10 October 2014 - 09:21 PM Edited by Onett, 10 October 2014 - 09:27 PM.

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THANKS BROTHER

Also, I don't want to join this gang, so forget my application.

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#1230

Posted 10 October 2014 - 10:18 PM

Probably best.

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