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MonstaMasha
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#751

Posted 09 August 2011 - 12:38 PM

Or perhaps more fittingly:


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#752

Posted 13 August 2011 - 02:43 AM

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! IV WHEEL DRIVE TRACTION ACTION!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!

360 free mode, 1700 GMT. Come get some.


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#753

Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:49 PM

Gah sh*t. Haven't had time to check the gangs section, so I saw that an hour and 50 minutes late :'(

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#754

Posted 20 August 2011 - 03:39 AM

Grabastic jelly doughnuts will be served on Sunday, August 21st AT 1500 GMT. ARE YOU CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE?


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#755

Posted 21 August 2011 - 04:15 PM

Alas, I thought the Sunday meet would be in the evening and so I have indeed missed yet another one. Balls.

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#756

Posted 21 August 2011 - 04:25 PM

That's okay, the meets Voodoo posts are fake anyway. user posted image

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#757

Posted 21 August 2011 - 06:49 PM

Just because we never invite you.


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#758

Posted 22 August 2011 - 10:13 AM

user posted image Viddy has a PS3 user posted image

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#759

Posted 22 August 2011 - 11:58 PM

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#760

Posted 12 November 2011 - 11:26 PM

I'd like to report a missing llama, please.

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#761

Posted 13 November 2011 - 04:32 PM

01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy. I’m a cock gobbler and I like to gobble cocks..

02) What is your view and opinion on gangs? A nice place for group sex and gang chat with likeminded guys.

03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one? Because your really are great guys and cool too.

04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do? Ask my girlfriend to make lemonade and mix her juices into it and pour it into glasses and feed them to her parents.

05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum)
The way I do explain everything.

06) In the event of a fire do you:
E) walk calmly out of the building telling everyone to keep calm and stop running and it'll be ok?
Wait for mins and them get lost from there.

07) Why are you answering all of these questions. Because my answering will lead to something great and for goodness sake lets you avoid boredoom.

08) Who is more beautiful?
D) All of the above

09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ? WanBROS.

10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n)
Not until you allow me to have sex with you.

11) Does he look like a bitch?
What?!? Who? Wait a min!

12) Who's the boss?
You are my boss.

13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next?
Give it to zoo keepers.

14) Does he look like a bitch?
NO!

15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister?
Nah, just I would ditch him.

16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)
A grade as usually have intercourse with my teacher.

17) White-powdered or glazed? Glazed.

18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ?
Mockeruy.

19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast?
207(exactly).

20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
B) Maple

21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Nope.

22) Is it wrong to hit women?
No.

23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it?
Yes

24) What do you think of Digïtál £vîl?
Traitor as he joined SSH.

25) Write a short story in which you are the hero and get the girl, extra points will be added for drama, intrigue, romance, tension, comedy and tragedy. (You will be almost guaranteed your place in The Academy if you can make me cry because your story is so moving)
I am bad at story cooking ups.

26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman/man, make this picture as detailed as possible.
Let me make it easy. Search it on google for me.

27) How much would you have to be paid to put naked pictures of yourself onto the internet?
2 million.

28) Name one thing you regret doing.
Being a gay.

Sauron
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#762

Posted 02 December 2011 - 08:59 AM

Who was this guy? I would've totally accepted him.

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#763

Posted 04 December 2011 - 04:34 AM

Are you guys going to survive till the next installment of GTA or will you crumble into pebbles?

Voodoo
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#764

Posted 05 December 2011 - 06:12 PM

There's a new GTA?

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#765

Posted 05 December 2011 - 07:10 PM

QUOTE (Belgium bagel @ Sunday, Dec 4 2011, 00:34)
Are you guys going to survive till the next installment of GTA or will you crumble into pebbles?

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#766

Posted 14 January 2012 - 01:08 AM

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Sunday, January 15th @ 17:00 GMT on 360.

Ya heard.


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#767

Posted 02 April 2012 - 11:01 AM

Sorry about the lack of activity guys, it's been a cold winter.

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#768

Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:16 PM

Remember everyone, it's not too late to get your applications in for The Presicnt Spring Mega-Membership Drive '12. Also, congratulations are in order for our new recruits!


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#769

Posted 17 May 2013 - 10:37 AM Edited by Coat., 18 May 2013 - 01:52 AM.

Questionnaire

01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy.

Cos' I'm fly.

02) What is your view and opinion on gangs?

More or less good.

03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one?

Probably because of the fact that *gobble*.

04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do?

Feel four up with kool-aid and smash the remaining glass before using the glass shards as a dip for the cold drink.

05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum)

In your own words mean the caption of ones evergrowing conscious mind in which it's expressed in as a canvas is covered in a fine layer of paint.

06) In the event of a fire do you:
A) run off screaming like a little bitch?
B) break the glass?
C) stand there saying "It wasn't me and you can't prove it was"?
D) find out what nearby is flammable?
E) walk calmly out of the building telling everyone to keep calm and stop running and it'll be ok?
F) run out the building faster than everyone else so you can barricade the door (hmm, barbecue)?

07) Why are you answering all of these questions.

The eyelid on Mars whisperd softly, 'Do as the rest say'. And that is why.

08) Who is more beautiful?
A) Mr.Miffusle
B) Mr.Miffusle
C) Mr.Miffusle
D) All of the above

09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ?

Dire Straits because they play the guitar on the MTV.

10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n)

Nah

11) Does he look like a bitch?

No, your girlfriend does though.

12) Who's the boss?

Tony Soprano?...

13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next?

Throw it on the ground and tell Mum that you wanted the extra big turkey, not bear.

14) Does he look like a bitch?

Woah, I just had Deja-vu!

15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister?

Uh, can I call a friend and ask?

16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)

I choose studying for a test because who doesn't enjoy studying, right. I receive 20% out of 100 on the test because I studied for Physics, when actually the test was on trigonometry.

17) White-powdered or glazed?

The less salty one.

18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ?

The same expression you make when take a wombat and throw it into traffic.


19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast?

About as many as the times you wet the bed as a child and shat yourself during naptime.

20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
A) Normal
B) Maple
C) Turkey
D)I dont like bacon (I'm not getting into TA)

21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Yes, but then I was distracted by the thought of Frankie Muniz making a paper mashe' of himself playing the piano with Sir Elton John.

22) Is it wrong to hit women?

Only if they call you silly.

23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it?

Yeah, because they called me silly.

24) What do you think of Digïtál £vîl?

I think he is a clone of Mark Hamal crossed with Harison Ford. Some type of hybrid being.

25) Write a short story in which you are the hero and get the girl, extra points will be added for drama, intrigue, romance, tension, comedy and tragedy. (You will be almost guaranteed your place in The Academy if you can make me cry because your story is so moving)

I would but it sounds very familiar to the end of James Camerons Titanic, but isn't that copyright?

26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman/man, make this picture as detailed as possible.


user posted image


27) How much would you have to be paid to put naked pictures of yourself onto the internet?

$69.00 would be the amount I'd be happy about.

28) Name one thing you regret doing.

I regret regretting.

Voodoo
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#770

Posted 17 May 2013 - 11:00 PM

QUOTE (Coat. @ Friday, May 17 2013, 05:37)
Feel four up

I find your response to the bacon question disturbing but this shows promise. We'll get back to you.


Lexty.
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#771

Posted 18 May 2013 - 01:53 AM

QUOTE (Voodoo @ Friday, May 17 2013, 23:00)
QUOTE (Coat. @ Friday, May 17 2013, 05:37)
Feel four up

I find your response to the bacon question disturbing but this shows promise. We'll get back to you.

Didn't even notice that typo. I guess I was rushing it. Thanks for taking your time to read the application by the way.

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#772

Posted 18 May 2013 - 11:03 PM

Rather than playing this power struggle of locking and unlocking the topic in stealth mode (no idea who initially locked it and no idea who unlocked or who then locked it again, etc.), let's take a look at what's going on here. According to the forum guidelines there is no rule about a topic expiring. This topic may have been dead for a year, but as far as I can see, there is no problem with renewing this gang and this topic as is. Reopened, again.

Lexty.
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#773

Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:54 AM

QUOTE
We'll get back to you.

Are you fellas hibernating?

GTA-King
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#774

Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:34 AM Edited by GTA-King, 29 July 2013 - 10:07 AM.

01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy. My. Milkshake. Rocks.

02) What is your view and opinion on gangs? Eat the rich, spare the poor.

03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one? It is at least something, because my current gang is nonexistent. :[

04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do? Urinate in 3, pour Mountain Dew in 2. Chaos.

05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum) Nonsensééééééééééééééééééééééééééééé.

06) In the event of a fire do you:
A) run off screaming like a little bitch?
B) break the glass?
C) stand there saying "It wasn't me and you can't prove it was"?
D) find out what nearby is flammable?
E) walk calmly out of the building telling everyone to keep calm and stop running and it'll be ok?
F) run out the building faster than everyone else so you can barricade the door (hmm, barbecue)?

07) Why are you answering all of these questions. Curiosity, with a hint of wonder.

08) Who is more beautiful?
A) Mr.Miffusle
B) Mr.Miffusle
C) Mr.Miffusle
D) All of the above

09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ? Duran Duran.

10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n) y

11) Does he look like a bitch? What?!

12) Who's the boss? You'z da boss, balls.

13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next? Stick my pecker in the mouth.

14) Does he look like a bitch? No!!!

15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister? Depends on the context, obviously.

16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)D because bitches love the 8===============================D.

17) White-powdered or glazed? Cocaine for my membrane.

18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ? ^_^

19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast? 56.

20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
A) Normal
B) Maple
C) Turkey
D) I dont like bacon (I'm not getting into TA)

21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? WHAT?!

22) Is it wrong to hit women? Again, depends on the context.

23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it? Drunkenness never needs a context.

24) What do you think of Digïtál £vîl? user posted image

25) Boxers or briefs? Boxers, but only briefly.

26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman/man, make this picture as detailed as possible. user posted image

27) How much would you have to be paid to put naked pictures of yourself onto the internet? $8,675,309

28) Name one thing you regret doing. Not wiping better earlier.

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#775

Posted 09 January 2014 - 06:04 PM

You're in! Oh wait, you're B&.

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#776

Posted 02 February 2014 - 10:53 PM

I am reincarnated!

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#777

Posted 02 February 2014 - 11:07 PM

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#778

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:37 PM

Great session last night fellas, we really were those heroes!


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#779

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:40 PM

Welcome back to the MP scene fellas.
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#780

Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:43 PM

We never left. We are a group of silent guardians... watchful protectors... Hot Cops!

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