01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy. My. Milkshake. Rocks.
02) What is your view and opinion on gangs? Eat the rich, spare the poor.
03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one? It is at least something, because my current gang is nonexistent. :[
04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do? Urinate in 3, pour Mountain Dew in 2. Chaos.
05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum) Nonsensééééééééééééééééééééééééééééé.
06) In the event of a fire do you:
A) run off screaming like a little bitch?
B) break the glass?C) stand there saying "It wasn't me and you can't prove it was"?
D) find out what nearby is flammable?
E) walk calmly out of the building telling everyone to keep calm and stop running and it'll be ok?
F) run out the building faster than everyone else so you can barricade the door (hmm, barbecue)?
07) Why are you answering all of these questions. Curiosity, with a hint of wonder.
08) Who is more beautiful?
B) Mr.MiffusleC) Mr.Miffusle
D) All of the above
09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ? Duran Duran.
10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n) y
11) Does he look like a bitch? What?!
12) Who's the boss? You'z da boss, balls.
13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next? Stick my pecker in the mouth.
14) Does he look like a bitch? No!!!
15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister? Depends on the context, obviously.
16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)D because bitches love the 8===============================D.
17) White-powdered or glazed? Cocaine for my membrane.
18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ? ^_^
19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast? 56.
20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
A) NormalB) Maple
D) I dont like bacon (I'm not getting into TA)
21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? WHAT?!
22) Is it wrong to hit women? Again, depends on the context.
23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it? Drunkenness never needs a context.
24) What do you think of Digïtál £vîl?
25) Boxers or briefs? Boxers, but only briefly.
26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman/man, make this picture as detailed as possible.
27) How much would you have to be paid to put naked pictures of yourself onto the internet? $8,675,309
28) Name one thing you regret doing. Not wiping better earlier.