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#721

Posted 05 August 2011 - 09:59 PM

Aw, don't be like that, baby. Wanna hug it out?


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Posted 05 August 2011 - 11:29 PM



Oh yes, oh please do wink.gif

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Posted 07 August 2011 - 02:31 PM

Anyone familiar with the Slender Man mythos? I've really been getting into all the stories recently, especially the most well known YouTube series called Marble Hornets.

Page stretcher is awesome




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#724

Posted 07 August 2011 - 11:09 PM

I've checked out a few of the videos before. I don't think I ever watched the entire series, so I may have to revisit it one day. Ted's Caving Page has always been a personal favourite of mine.

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 09:22 AM Edited by Aussiebushmatt, 08 August 2011 - 10:34 AM.

QUOTE (Sauron. @ Sunday, Aug 7 2011, 23:09)
Ted's Caving Page has always been a personal favourite of mine.

Couple of pages in and I'm hooked. Thanks, I needed something to do tounge.gif

EDIT: Pretty annoyed that it ended so soon, is it implied that Ted dies? Kind of a silly ending but the last written trip to the cave was creepy as.

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#726

Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:13 PM

Sunday's IV free mode was fun as always. Thanks to all who participated. We're working on an organized event for next week.


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Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:14 PM

I'm sorry, is this a Precinct event or an Academy event? Because this is the first I've heard of any Sunday Free Mod wow.gif

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#728

Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:21 PM

It's been an impromptu Sunday morning/afternoon thing for ages. Anyone is welcomed to join. We've just been talking about organizing and announcing something this time.


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Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:23 PM

I don't even have any of you on XBL, I'm so forgetful tounge.gif

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 10:48 AM

I'm not a terribly big fan of Kaiser Chiefs but I guess this fits the mood:


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Posted 09 August 2011 - 12:38 PM

Or perhaps more fittingly:


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Posted 13 August 2011 - 02:43 AM

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! IV WHEEL DRIVE TRACTION ACTION!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!

360 free mode, 1700 GMT. Come get some.


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#733

Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:49 PM

Gah sh*t. Haven't had time to check the gangs section, so I saw that an hour and 50 minutes late :'(

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#734

Posted 20 August 2011 - 03:39 AM

Grabastic jelly doughnuts will be served on Sunday, August 21st AT 1500 GMT. ARE YOU CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE?


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#735

Posted 21 August 2011 - 04:15 PM

Alas, I thought the Sunday meet would be in the evening and so I have indeed missed yet another one. Balls.

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#736

Posted 21 August 2011 - 04:25 PM

That's okay, the meets Voodoo posts are fake anyway. user posted image

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#737

Posted 21 August 2011 - 06:49 PM

Just because we never invite you.


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Posted 22 August 2011 - 10:13 AM

user posted image Viddy has a PS3 user posted image

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 11:58 PM

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#740

Posted 12 November 2011 - 11:26 PM

I'd like to report a missing llama, please.

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Posted 13 November 2011 - 04:32 PM

01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy. Im a cock gobbler and I like to gobble cocks..

02) What is your view and opinion on gangs? A nice place for group sex and gang chat with likeminded guys.

03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one? Because your really are great guys and cool too.

04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do? Ask my girlfriend to make lemonade and mix her juices into it and pour it into glasses and feed them to her parents.

05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum)
The way I do explain everything.

06) In the event of a fire do you:
E) walk calmly out of the building telling everyone to keep calm and stop running and it'll be ok?
Wait for mins and them get lost from there.

07) Why are you answering all of these questions. Because my answering will lead to something great and for goodness sake lets you avoid boredoom.

08) Who is more beautiful?
D) All of the above

09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ? WanBROS.

10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n)
Not until you allow me to have sex with you.

11) Does he look like a bitch?
What?!? Who? Wait a min!

12) Who's the boss?
You are my boss.

13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next?
Give it to zoo keepers.

14) Does he look like a bitch?
NO!

15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister?
Nah, just I would ditch him.

16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)
A grade as usually have intercourse with my teacher.

17) White-powdered or glazed? Glazed.

18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ?
Mockeruy.

19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast?
207(exactly).

20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
B) Maple

21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Nope.

22) Is it wrong to hit women?
No.

23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it?
Yes

24) What do you think of Digtl vl?
Traitor as he joined SSH.

25) Write a short story in which you are the hero and get the girl, extra points will be added for drama, intrigue, romance, tension, comedy and tragedy. (You will be almost guaranteed your place in The Academy if you can make me cry because your story is so moving)
I am bad at story cooking ups.

26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman/man, make this picture as detailed as possible.
Let me make it easy. Search it on google for me.

27) How much would you have to be paid to put naked pictures of yourself onto the internet?
2 million.

28) Name one thing you regret doing.
Being a gay.

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#742

Posted 02 December 2011 - 08:59 AM

Who was this guy? I would've totally accepted him.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 04:34 AM

Are you guys going to survive till the next installment of GTA or will you crumble into pebbles?

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#744

Posted 05 December 2011 - 06:12 PM

There's a new GTA?

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#745

Posted 05 December 2011 - 07:10 PM

QUOTE (Belgium bagel @ Sunday, Dec 4 2011, 00:34)
Are you guys going to survive till the next installment of GTA or will you crumble into pebbles?

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#746

Posted 14 January 2012 - 01:08 AM

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Sunday, January 15th @ 17:00 GMT on 360.

Ya heard.


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#747

Posted 02 April 2012 - 11:01 AM

Sorry about the lack of activity guys, it's been a cold winter.

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#748

Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:16 PM

Remember everyone, it's not too late to get your applications in for The Presicnt Spring Mega-Membership Drive '12. Also, congratulations are in order for our new recruits!


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#749

Posted 17 May 2013 - 10:37 AM Edited by Coat., 18 May 2013 - 01:52 AM.

Questionnaire

01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy.

Cos' I'm fly.

02) What is your view and opinion on gangs?

More or less good.

03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one?

Probably because of the fact that *gobble*.

04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do?

Feel four up with kool-aid and smash the remaining glass before using the glass shards as a dip for the cold drink.

05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum)

In your own words mean the caption of ones evergrowing conscious mind in which it's expressed in as a canvas is covered in a fine layer of paint.

06) In the event of a fire do you:
A) run off screaming like a little bitch?
B) break the glass?
C) stand there saying "It wasn't me and you can't prove it was"?
D) find out what nearby is flammable?
E) walk calmly out of the building telling everyone to keep calm and stop running and it'll be ok?
F) run out the building faster than everyone else so you can barricade the door (hmm, barbecue)?

07) Why are you answering all of these questions.

The eyelid on Mars whisperd softly, 'Do as the rest say'. And that is why.

08) Who is more beautiful?
A) Mr.Miffusle
B) Mr.Miffusle
C) Mr.Miffusle
D) All of the above

09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ?

Dire Straits because they play the guitar on the MTV.

10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n)

Nah

11) Does he look like a bitch?

No, your girlfriend does though.

12) Who's the boss?

Tony Soprano?...

13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next?

Throw it on the ground and tell Mum that you wanted the extra big turkey, not bear.

14) Does he look like a bitch?

Woah, I just had Deja-vu!

15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister?

Uh, can I call a friend and ask?

16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)

I choose studying for a test because who doesn't enjoy studying, right. I receive 20% out of 100 on the test because I studied for Physics, when actually the test was on trigonometry.

17) White-powdered or glazed?

The less salty one.

18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ?

The same expression you make when take a wombat and throw it into traffic.


19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast?

About as many as the times you wet the bed as a child and shat yourself during naptime.

20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
A) Normal
B) Maple
C) Turkey
D)I dont like bacon (I'm not getting into TA)

21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Yes, but then I was distracted by the thought of Frankie Muniz making a paper mashe' of himself playing the piano with Sir Elton John.

22) Is it wrong to hit women?

Only if they call you silly.

23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it?

Yeah, because they called me silly.

24) What do you think of Digtl vl?

I think he is a clone of Mark Hamal crossed with Harison Ford. Some type of hybrid being.

25) Write a short story in which you are the hero and get the girl, extra points will be added for drama, intrigue, romance, tension, comedy and tragedy. (You will be almost guaranteed your place in The Academy if you can make me cry because your story is so moving)

I would but it sounds very familiar to the end of James Camerons Titanic, but isn't that copyright?

26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman/man, make this picture as detailed as possible.


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27) How much would you have to be paid to put naked pictures of yourself onto the internet?

$69.00 would be the amount I'd be happy about.

28) Name one thing you regret doing.

I regret regretting.

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#750

Posted 17 May 2013 - 11:00 PM

QUOTE (Coat. @ Friday, May 17 2013, 05:37)
Feel four up

I find your response to the bacon question disturbing but this shows promise. We'll get back to you.





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