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Sauron
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#31

Posted 06 April 2010 - 12:20 PM

QUOTE (W - J - F @ Apr 6 2010, 17:37)
I dunno man, i'd join, I take it all back, I love you guys!

Do you have excellent driving/shooting skills!?

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#32

Posted 06 April 2010 - 03:38 PM

I've always enjoyed his pit maneuvers.


Sauron
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#33

Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:54 AM

That was a great game last night guys. Voodoo and Moonshield showed some impeccable driving skills, and Attorney General, on those drive bys, you were just, I don't know how to put it. DEVASTATING.

Not to pump up my own tyres or anything, but I geniunely f*cked some of those guys up. We really enforced the law last night. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say...

JUSTICE SERVED.

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#34

Posted 08 April 2010 - 03:27 PM

Good games, guys. That last one was insane. Sauron was a BEAST.


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#35

Posted 09 April 2010 - 02:07 AM

I'm proud of myself for managing to stay in character as a ped for the whole 4 hours we played.

Sauron
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#36

Posted 11 April 2010 - 03:15 AM

So my friends convinced me that Supernatural was a halfway decent show and I've been attempting to watch a few episodes. So far it has been horrible, needless to say I'm really hoping it starts to pick up..

DemonKing
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#37

Posted 11 April 2010 - 09:14 PM

QUOTE (Sauron. @ Apr 11 2010, 04:15)
So my friends convinced me that Supernatural was a halfway decent show and I've been attempting to watch a few episodes. So far it has been horrible, needless to say I'm really hoping it starts to pick up..

It's alright.

Could be better.

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#38

Posted 12 April 2010 - 05:04 PM Edited by Unoriginal44, 12 April 2010 - 05:07 PM.

Questionnaire

01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy.
I am amazing.

02) What is your view and opinion on gangs?
Fine and dandy. Although the whole douchbag niker thing seems over-done.

03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one?
Hmm, you follow good grammar and hygeine?

04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do?
Juggle them, then clean them and put scotch into them.

05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum) It means that I'm the one saying it?

06) In the event of a fire do you:
D) find out what nearby is flammable?

07) Why are you answering all of these questions.
Because you tell me to sgt.

08) Who is more beautiful?
B) Mr.Miffusle

09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ?
Oh, sh*t. probably Men at Work, I love the Land Down Under.

10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n)
no?

11) Does he look like a bitch?
Marselus? Yeah a big fat f*cking bitch, as a matter of fact.

12) Who's the boss?
Jesus

13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next?
Hmm, give it to the zoo. I find big bears awfully dangerous.

14) Does he look like a bitch?
What?

15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister?
Switch it around, then call her betsy, and no.

16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)
An A, because I spent the time buying test answers
17) White-powdered or glazed?
Glazed.

18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ?
Satirical

19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast?
20,560,452

20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
E) I f*cking love everything connected to pigs in general.

21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Impossible, I do say.

22) Is it wrong to hit women?
Not if they are dressed like men, act like men, or are men, or if I'm drunk and they deserve it.

23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it?
Well this is a Redundancy.

24) What do you think of Digtl vl?
Good name for a talk show about todays failing systems.

25) Write a short story in which you are the hero and get the girl, extra points will be added for drama, intrigue, romance, tension, comedy and tragedy. (You will be almost guaranteed your place in The Academy if you can make me cry because your story is so moving)
Already did, it's called Forrest Gump. Look it up when you get the time.

26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman/man, make this picture as detailed as possible.
Done, Unfortunatly I cannot paste it unto this website, so you will have to take my word for it.

27) How much would you have to be paid to put naked pictures of yourself onto the internet?
One-millio fo-fillion ga-zillion billion dollars.

28) Name one thing you regret doing.
Learning and ung sarcasm in every day chats.
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#39

Posted 12 April 2010 - 07:17 PM

Wow, the irony, he has an avatar with a guy that says "f*ck the police" and shots at them, and hes getting in the academy.
(or not)...

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#40

Posted 12 April 2010 - 07:32 PM

Thanks for bringing that to our attention, Then and Now. You are a fine member and we'll take that under advisement.


Sauron
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#41

Posted 13 April 2010 - 12:44 PM Edited by Sauron., 05 July 2011 - 10:59 PM.

QUOTE (Andrew @ Wednesday @ Jul 6 2011, 03:49)
The poem written by WJF, I thought crossed the line too far.


Uhhhhhh?

QUOTE (Andrew @ Wednesday @ Jul 6 2011, 03:49)
If you call staff members retards and attack them in private forums you will be warned.


user posted image

QUOTE (Andrew @ Wednesday @ Jul 6 2011, 03:49)
I thought crossed the line too far.


user posted image

QUOTE (Andrew @ Wednesday @ Jul 6 2011, 03:49)
End of, especially when those staff members can view the forums as well.


user posted image

QUOTE (Andrew @ Wednesday @ Jul 6 2011, 03:49)
I have no beef with any official gang, and will warn across the board regardless.


So narcis was warned for his completely off topic inflammatory post?

QUOTE (Andrew @ Wednesday @ Jul 6 2011, 03:49)
Six? One was for attacking myself


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QUOTE (Andrew @ Wednesday @ Jul 6 2011, 03:49)
the next one was a reminder for acting like staff.


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QUOTE (Andrew @ Wednesday @ Jul 6 2011, 03:49)
The rest are for spam in the public areas of the forum.


QUOTE (Sauron. @ Tuesday @ Jul 5 2011, 16:36)
Two of the most recent were for this post. The reason give was because my post contained only an image. However the image I posted was relevant to the topic at hand and was appreciated by numerous members in the following replies. It was far more relevant than a post containing just a welcome or congrats.

makeshyft
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#42

Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:24 PM

I'm down.

Why the hell not?

DemonKing
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#43

Posted 13 April 2010 - 08:27 PM

I always thought there would be more BBC in here.

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#44

Posted 13 April 2010 - 10:57 PM

You want the BBC? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BBC!


Sauron
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#45

Posted 13 April 2010 - 11:10 PM

Sorry DemonKing, but our BBC'ing (bald baton chasing) had been restricted to our private forum by the staff. I believe the reason they gave was the forums would be unable to handle the load.

The Precinct
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#46

Posted 13 April 2010 - 11:21 PM Edited by The Precinct, 13 April 2010 - 11:27 PM.

The Precinct would like to welcome our very first Multiplayer Gang member, Unoriginal44! Feel free to wear any of the graphics and don't forget to bring some donuts to our next meeting.

May you protect and serve.

edit: Not certain on the gobbling rules for cadet's but I'm sure someone will fill you in.

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#47

Posted 13 April 2010 - 11:23 PM

Nice. As soon as I find some graphics, then I shall wear them with pride.

DemonKing
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#48

Posted 14 April 2010 - 03:38 PM

QUOTE (Sauron. @ Apr 14 2010, 00:10)
Sorry DemonKing, but our BBC'ing (bald baton chasing) had been restricted to our private forum by the staff. I believe the reason they gave was the forums would be unable to handle the load.

That's sad to hear, I was hoping to maybe capture a glimpse of some TP BBC.

Ah well.


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#49

Posted 15 April 2010 - 05:11 PM

user posted image

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#50

Posted 15 April 2010 - 07:21 PM

QUOTE (Unoriginal44 @ Apr 13 2010, 18:23)
Nice. As soon as I find some graphics, then I shall wear them with pride.

Report to a the gfx requisitions officers (either Viddy or me) to get outfitted, cadet! I would help you out right now, but I've got a confession to beat outta some punk down the hall.

Sauron
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#51

Posted 16 April 2010 - 06:21 AM Edited by Sauron., 16 April 2010 - 06:24 AM.

user posted image

makeshyft
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#52

Posted 16 April 2010 - 01:04 PM

I'd help out with the graphics, pal, but I gotta get outside, grab a dog and have a few unfiltered smokes.

Sauron
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#53

Posted 17 April 2010 - 05:59 AM

So, I have to go back to University on monday having done nothing for the past two weeks. My work load is going to be HUGE.

makeshyft
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#54

Posted 17 April 2010 - 03:21 PM

QUOTE (Sauron. @ Apr 17 2010, 15:59)
So, I have to go back to University on monday having done nothing for the past two weeks. My work load is going to be HUGE.

Tell me about it. I have to prepare about three broadcast-quality video packages by Thursday in order to prove that I have actually worked on something over the last few weeks.

Lucky I work quick. For me, and the ladies.

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#55

Posted 17 April 2010 - 06:06 PM

QUOTE (Sauron. @ Apr 16 2010, 06:21)
user posted image

Thank you for the Sig Sauron. I was about to make a Police Academy pic with Callahan, but this is better by far.

makeshyft
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#56

Posted 18 April 2010 - 04:32 AM

QUOTE (Unoriginal44 @ Apr 18 2010, 04:06)
I was about to make a Police Academy pic with Callahan, but this is better by far.

I'd be p happy with that, too.

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#57

Posted 18 April 2010 - 08:12 AM

Questionnaire

01) State in 3 words or less why you should be allowed into The Academy. I am Awesome!

02) What is your view and opinion on gangs? They are fun, and better than the 'members' group

03) Why is The Academy superior to other gangs, including your current one? Everyone in The Precinct seems cool and not whipped like some people from other gangs.

04) There are five empty glasses, what do you do? Piss in them?

05) Describe, in your own words, what "in your own words" means. (37 character maximum) In Gibberish

06) In the event of a fire do you:
C) stand there saying "It wasn't me and you can't prove it was"?
F) run out the building faster than everyone else so you can barricade the door (hmm, barbecue)?

^ Those Two

07) Why are you answering all of these questions. Because I have to, so you judge me if I can get accepted into the gang.

08) Who is more beautiful?
A) Mr.Miffusle
B) Mr.Miffusle
C) Mr.Miffusle
D) All of the above

D, 'All of the above' is more beautiful

09) What/who is your favourite 80's band/artist ? Mr. Mister

10) STOP LOOKIING AT ME!!! (y/n) yeno

11) Does he look like a bitch? Quite possibly

12) Who's the boss? The Precinct

13) You just won the extra big bear at the state fair playing ring toss. What do you do next? Spill it on my tits

14) Does he look like a bitch? No

15) Would you have sex with your father to save your sister? ..Maybez Baybez...

16) You have the choice between studying for a test, going out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, or getting completely trashed and running naked through the Student Center. What grade do you receive on the test, and why? (56 char max)

I receive 100% because I f*ck my teacher

17) White-powdered or glazed? glazed

18) If you take a squirrel and sellotape an owl on to it, what type of expression would you have on your face while doing this ? devil.gif

19) Terrorists come into your room holding guns to the heads of your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, dealer and local pet shop owner. How many sherbet lemons and cola cans will it take to make an exact replica of the HMS Belfast? 50,000

20) Whats your favorite type of bacon?
A) Normal
B) Maple
C) Turkey
D) I dont like bacon (I'm not getting into TA)

Crispy

21) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Yes

22) Is it wrong to hit women? Depends

23) Even if you are drunk and pretty sure that they probably deserve it? In that case, yes

24) What do you think of Digtl vl? He is Digitally evil

25) Write a short story in which you are the hero and get the girl, extra points will be added for drama, intrigue, romance, tension, comedy and tragedy. (You will be almost guaranteed your place in The Academy if you can make me cry because your story is so moving)

Once apon a time, PiperkaMan was eating hot chili, until he saw a hotter chili and ran to her, got her drunk, and made PiperkaBaby

26) Using only MS Paint, draw a picture of your ideal woman/man, make this picture as detailed as possible.

When I have time

27) How much would you have to be paid to put naked pictures of yourself onto the internet? $0

28) Name one thing you regret doing. Not applying for this gang earlier

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#58

Posted 19 April 2010 - 12:58 AM

olol

That Piperka kid just applied for AMF saying they're the coolest.

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#59

Posted 19 April 2010 - 01:34 AM

Tool eh?

Sauron
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#60

Posted 19 April 2010 - 01:56 AM

so, who is the coolest user posted image




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