Your Comments = My Happiness. i will take all your comments into account and please, if you dont like something, don't just diss it, tell me how
to improve it! all the storylines need to be developed, i need vehicles and pedestrian speech, not to mention characters, random characters and
achievements/trophies. also please do take the time to read the whole thing, cheers.
EDIT: i also need storylines for the countryside in between each city.
Modes of transport:
By Special (skateboard, Rollerblades, ect)
slang names for the State:
el estado [the state in spanish]
Cities: Detroit - Carcer City
Philidelpia - Philmont
Washington D.C - Capitol City
Boston - Franklinton
Charlston, Charlotte - Fredricksville, Fairview
Countryside: Philidelphia - Somerset, Adams County
Washington D.C. - montgomery, stafford county
Boston - dukes, Hampden County
Charlotte, Charlston - Patterson Springs, Dover County
Carcer City - Windsor County
This is a map of the areas in Philmore(Philadelphia) and Franklinton(Boston)
All of the areas will have sub districts.
This is a map of The Fairbanks island(Based On the Southern U.S.)
The Hexagon (The Pentagon) - The Most important building in Philmont. Sign outside saying, "we tried a dodecoheadron..."
The Adams Memorial (the Lincoln Memorial) - In Capitol City, sign outside saying,"Adams Memorial, The worlds most comfortable toilet!"
The ST. Helens Memorial (The Jefferson Memorial) - In Capitol City, Plaque on Statue inside saying,"How come he gets to sit down!?"
The Capitol Memorial (The Washington Memorial) - In Capitol City, Plaque mounted on it Saying,"Voted America's most pointy building 2010!" (reference to The Big Pointy Building in San Fierro [thats the real name lol] being voted America's most pointy building th 1992)
Rosefelt Memorial (Roosevelt Memorial) - In Capitol City, Carved into wall next to it, it says,"Why come up with a cheap sexual pun when you could just write this?"
The Beige House - Obviously, a parody of the White House. Featured on the Radio and T.V. Security is strict around this area. sign outside reads,"white would have sounded better, but this is america"
EDIT: To avoid any misunderstandings, this isnt a racist joke, and is reffering to the colour of The Beige House's real life counterpart, The White House.
If You know of any more monuments, comment! you dont need to come up with signs/plaques/inscriptions or parody names, just the real name. of course if you want to you can.
Philmont is one of America's most historical cities, as it is the birthplace of the United States. On July 4th, 1776, the Declaration of Independence
as signed at the Birollvania State House (now known as Independence Hall). 11 years later the United States Constitution was adopted on the
same spot. Over two centuries later, Philadelphia has changed quite a bit but has admirably retained its historical aspects, making it a good city
to visit. Its nickname as the City of Brotherly Love, however, is a bit of a misnomer, as the people of Philmont were not particularly friendly,
especially those at the ball game. Philmont's downtown is where most of the attractions are located, and the roads are very crowded. There is a
decent subway system that is a better idea, driving can be messy and parking can be difficult to find. One of the interesting sights to be on Wide
Street (a parody of Broad street) is cars parked on the center median, something for you to spot in another city.
The capital of the United States is Capitol City, in the District of Latina. Capitol City is not only the seat of the federal government but also a
major showcase for the nation's cultural achievements, the information center of the world, and a pivot of global politics. Capitol City measures
about 69 square miles (179 square kilometers). Originally the city was only one of several settlements in the District of Latina, but its borders
moved outward to meet and become the same as those of the district. The identity and economy of the city, however, extend well beyond the
district's boundaries into the adjoining states. The business of Capitol City is information, and the machine that drives Capitol Cities business is
government. Before World War II the federal government was the major employer of women in the United States work force, and for decades it
totally dominated employment in the nation's capital. Chartered as a city in 1802, Capitol had a mayor appointed by the president and a council
elected by the people of the city. The council selected the mayor from 1812 to 1820. Then the residents chose the mayor and the council.
Franklinton is an historic city of contrasts. Ancient red-brick sidewalks twist past handsome Federalist houses on the way to soaring glass towers
housing state-of-the-art technology. The sports teams are the best loved and the most hated at one and the same time. Residents are fiercely
protective of their neighborhoods and fiercely critical of the MBTA, the government and the weatherIn the harbors of Franklinton lie both the
majestic U.S.S. Constitution, still commissioned to fight America's battles, and scores of sleek white fiberglass pleasure boats. There are tiny restaurants
tucked into rosy brick town houses on Signal Heights(Beacon Hill) and huge restaurants on the dizzying tops of skyscrapers in the downtown.
Food ranges from the most radical of nouvelle chic to downhome Cajun. Franklinton is a diverse modern city of neighborhoods. From the North
Side(North End) to baytown(bay Village), North Bay(Back Bay) to the South Side(South end), Cuba Fields (Jamaca Plain) to Fredrickville
(Charlstown), the city shows its diversity of populations, of languages, of foods and philosophies. Immigrants from every corner of the globe have
been welcomed bythe city and re-shaped into Americans whose memories and customs enrich the community.
A Diverse Southern Town, full of Diverse food, people, vehicles, languages, architecture and music. the home of southern rock in the state
means a band can often be seen busking, or performing live. it is the home of NASCAR in in Capitol which means that you will often see a truck
with a diversly painted car on the back driving past. it is a town of many things, a complex town that cannot be captured perfectly no matter
how many words being used. but you should watch out for prostitution and drug dealing in the southside, as the classier stuff stays north.
'Motor City' is the home of the motor trade, and manurfacturing. an industrial city with complex sidestreets, alleyways and numerous dusty
tracks which should never be ventured down by a straying tourist. numerous stunts for movies have been shot in the vicinity, and that kind of
driving is normal on these streets. make sure to visit the Declasse Motor Building and the U.S. Libermacht Centre before you leave town. make
sure not to visit the abandoned warehouses to the north which are being converted to crack dens and heroine houses.
Fairview is an amazing place to spend a day, as it is much the same as Fredricksville, but with less crime. the long term rivalry between Fairview
ofdicks and the Fredricksville 'windy' fanny's means that anyone from Fredricksville will not be welcomed. A proud Liberal, Godly, Mostly
Nationalist, The rest Patriotic town where 97% of households own a gun, But Surprisingly, only 89% have killed more than two people! thats a
surprisingly low figure!
a small gated community in Adams County. home to a church, a motel and nothing else
Named after the President, Henderson is a typical American small town.
A small Port town in Windsor County, south of Carcer City and north of Franklinton
The Northern Border - Represents the US - Canada border
The Caraways - Based on The Hamptons, in New York State. Mentioned in IV
Lonsdale City - Based On London, some mission bosses from this location
Redwood State: Based on Oregon, Aaron is from this location
Cedar State: Based on Washington State, meets Northern Border.
New Angland: Based on New England, This State Crosses with Capitol State, Franklinton is on the broder between
EDIT: I know this is not geographicaly acurate, but none of the GTA games are.
Aaron Stoney is a 27 year old American from the oregon Countryside. one night, age 13, he woke up during a storm to hear his Mother
and farther arguing. he went down and peered round the door to see his dad holding a shotgun to his mothers forehead. he pulled the trigger
and killed Aaron's mother. his uncle then walked into the room holding a desert eagle and the keys to his pickup, and told his father to get a
move on. Aaron went upstairs to his parents bedroom and grabbed his fathers other gun, a hunting rifle, and loaded 1 bullet. he went downstairs
to see his father was in the pickup and his uncle was checking the house. Aaron Shot his uncle through the forehead and took his desert eagle.
his father had taught him to shoot at an early age and he checked the gun. there was 1 bullet in the firing chamber. he went outside intending
to shoot his father for killing his mother, but he just saw his father getting back into the pickup and tossing a match into the wooden house,
dowsed in petrol from the outside, and drove off. aaron managed to get out of the house and hiked to the highway. he got picked up by a
Peterbilt bound for san fierro. he gets of on the calafornian border and over the course of 14 years, hitckhikes across america, camps wherever,
and does a selection of dodgey work for random strangers. he lives for 5 years in missouri, but moves on to get to capitol city, wehere he has heard
his father has become a corupt politician. he keeps his uncles desert eagle, with 1 bullet, to kill his father, vowing revenge for his mothers death.
once he gets to Capitol State, he has nothing left, apart from a load of experiance with guns, crime and cars. he cannot get to capitol city to
begin with and has to stay in philidelphia because there have been some attempts on president Henderson's life, so all the bridges and main
roads are closed. He stays in a run down neighbourhood renting a small room in a flat, doing small time crime based in a garage, he applied for
work at as a part time mechanic. he then gets introduced to Bill Harris, a small time all round crook, by the owner of the garage he works in.
after working for bill, and asking him to talk to his boss about finding his father, they fall out over aaron going to work for one of bill's enemies,
fredrick masters. he is slightly higher up in the criminal 'food chain' and after they both tell you to assasinate the other, this is the first multiple
choice in the game. if you shoot masters it will block off a mission string in franklinton for longer, and if you kill harris they the only major affect
to the game is the ability not to be able to become harris's friend, and using his special ability (Cheaper weapon accesories). after doing some
missions for people i havent currently thought of (ideas that you could help with, people!) he moves to adams county, doing some work with
hillbillies, cults, the adams county sherrif and a vietnam vet hiding out in a log cabin in adams county. he asks you to do things such as scare
of tourists from the county, kill The mayor of Phlillimore, as he wants to develop a shopping mall on top of the woods that the vet is living on.
he basically hates modern america and capitalism, and wants to go back to the old ways.
Carcer, Being motor city, brings back the car customisation. aaron does a few missions for a corrupt buissinessman, John meyer, and then buys
a petrol station, then a chop shop, then a car showroon, then a factory, all of wich can be used as assets, and to exploit motor companies. he
can also get cars free from his factory. unlike san andreas, where Carl wins a chop shop and tries to rebuild a buissines, Aaron's motor garages
will be upgraded throughout the game. Aaron then works for John Meyer on several more Occations, which leads to, at the end of your missions
in Carcer City, entering a race and winning it, meaning that the stadium can then be used to do other races and demolition derbies, which will be
available online aswell.
Aaron stoney arrived in franklinton because he had been told that his father was lying low their. but when he arrives he has no clue of where to go. he gets a call from the mafia who had heard of his work in fairbanks and wants him to do a few jobs for him. mostly things like having gang wars and traffiking. after doing a few more jobs in Franklinton that involve surviving a police raid with a man who then, in the next mission, he goes on a . Aaron Tries to stop him from doing so but he kills many civilians and Police Officers that they put him on death row. Aaron then gets a call from the irish mob asking him to help Kidnap Mary 'o' Leary. after the exchange Aaron does his first mission with a Level Area. you have to fly to new Agland, to massetuchetts to deal with a small gang that are causing trouble in the irish mobs northern territory.he then gets into an argument and his boss, a Jack Mclean, who says that he has to do one more job for him that will get him into carcer city. he has to run some guns through the police blockade and, while having a 6 star wanted level, has to Drive them to a safehouse.
The Patterson springs missions Are mostly For Racist gangs such as the 'triple k's'. you then get taken in by the police who say they will spare
you if you kill the Triple K leader. you then have to go into the woods and kill them. you then show up at a demonstration for blacks and
assasinate all the triple k there. there then is a blank space that i want filled in, and another before the triple k missions
as the last assasination attempt on President Henderson was months ago, and as the election draws closer, he decides to open up the road to
Capitol City. Aaron however, has managed to get over a day early, as he sneaked over a ford with a hillbilly (need a name) in his pickup. he then
does a few missions sneaking moonshine, guns and drugs over the ford as the operation of removing all police from the state highway goes
underway. over the course of this time, Jed Holt, a childhood friend of Aaron Appears and assists him in a perticularly daring mission sneaking a
cargo of explosives and planting them in a museum in wasington, after which Aaron then shows up at Jeds Hotel in the Carcer Countryside, only
to find that the police have arrested him because of the museum explosives mission. Aaron then leaves the motel and gets a call from Max
Smart (sorry for the cheap pun), a corrupt government agent, who acts as a Mike Toreno/U.L. Paper type Mission man who blackmails him into
stealing jets, trains, intercepting shipments, assasinating rivals if he wants to see jed again. he then tells Aaron to go to the top of a hill in
Adams County And Plant a Mobile ariel. Max then phones him and acts all parinoid, telling Aaron that the President Is giving a speach on The war
in Iraq in Capitol City. he says that Aaron must act as an agent and stop this. he then has to kill a sniper and a load of men with machiene guns,
and drive the President back to the 'Beige House'. he then thanks you and he gives you the keys to a turismo. (I plan on calling that mission
'National Security) you then get phoned by a load of accosiates of President Henderson for missions, and once by the President himself. there is
then a blank space which needs expanding, and i have an idea for the Finale.
ROCKIN' OUT FM Shop
DSD Games (PSP Games)
In GTA:CAPITOL STATE food isn't a nessecity, but it regenarates health
Independant food Vans
Well Stacked Pizza Co.
10 Green Bottles
Ole' Bobs hole
although i would like to keep the realism factor, i want to have myths. i have compiled a list and locations of the myths. here it is:
Location: Miners hole area, Adams County.
Occupation: Murderers, Phycopaths
Inbread group of hillbillies living in caves and holes in the ground.
The 10 foot man
Location: Windsor County, Near Trout Farm
A misunderstood social outcast.
this is probably the time to say that troughout the countryside, their will be rednecks and hillbillies, and the odd 'nam Vet (you dont know man! you wearn't there!)
Location: all over Capitol State, Especially Franklinton
used as slave escape routes, the ones still standing can be used to travel quickly from location to location, and loose the police.
Nothing but a disturbing easter egg, yet somewhat cool.
There will also be:
Grey Hell, with interiors, including a warehouse containing the corpses of all the other GTA Characters that are dead. this will not feature in the game, but will there.
immigrants hiding in the woods
organ traffikers and backstreet doctors
other easter eggs.
More to come
all the vehicles in San Andreas and IV will Appear, please feel free to suggest more. of course all the cars in
San Andreas will mostly be the Newer versions, as Capitol State is set in 2010. any vehicle repeated isnt just because i copied it off the
internet, its because there will be a newer versions of the vehicles.
URL FOR SA CARS: http://www.g-unleash...dex.php?jump=27
URL FOR IV CARS(including Stats): http://www.gta4.net/...ic&Sort=VehNam2
Police - ford crown victoria
Police Ranger - Chevrolet Tahoe
Ranger - Chevrolet Tahoe
Rancher - 1974 Chevrolet Short Wheelbase 4X4
Diamond - Old Rolls Royce (oold Super Diamond)
Siesta - 1995 Ford Fiesta
Abandoner - Ford Escort (I'm sorry, I couldnt resist...)
Dumbo - Mercedes Smart
NightDriver - GMC Dayvan
grenouille (french for frog) - Pergeot 206
Insetto (Italian for Bug) - Fiat 500
Insetto (Italian for Bug)C - Fiat 500C
Coche Dorado (spanish for Guilded car) - Cadillac Eldorado
Asiento (spanish for seat) - Seat Ibiza
Brit - Austin Mini Metro
Merodeador (Spanish for Marauder) - Mack truck
Citizen - 1995 Honda Civic
yoyota - 1995 Toyota Camry
Jerry - 1992 Volkeswagen Golf
Jerry C - 1980 Volkeswagen Golf Convertible
Outback - FRV Mondeo Custom
Turismo GT000 - Ferrari GT0
Harley - Harley Davidson 16GL
Phenomonom - Mitsubishi Eclipse
Bull - Ford Taurus
Integridad(Spanish for integrity) - 2000 Acura Integra
Integridad(spanish for Integrity) Custom - 2000 Acura Integra Custom
Haikumai X1 - Hyundai Matrix
Haikumai X2 - Hyundai Santa Fe
Maibatsu - Mitsubishi Pajero Exceed
Mystic - 2005 Honda Accord
Yosemite - Ford F150 lightning
Santa Cruz - Prototype Open top Racer
Mainlander - Land Rover Discovery
Rubicon - Jeep Wrangler
Millenium - Old Ford PickupMillenium
Century - Old Ford Sedan
PM Coastguard Cavalcade
FT Coastguard Cavalcade
CP Coastguard Cavalcade
CC Coastguard Cavalcade
FV Coastguard Cavalcade
PM Highway Patrol
FT Highway Patrol
CP Highway Patrol
CC Highway Patrol
CS Highway Patrol
Raptor - Eurofighter Typhoon
Vulture - Stealth Plane
Wasp - F/A-18 Fighter
Eagle - Eagle F-15 Fighter
Dodo - Ceasner 66
Carrier - light Passenger Aircraft
Nevada - Heavy Passenger Aircraft
Florida - Heavy Passenger Aircraft
Levithan (is that right?)
Super Diamond Drophead
Super Diamond Custom
Regina ] TLATD Versions
Resistance (parody of Marquis)
All Bikes from the previous games will appear, including Episodes From Liberty City.
Streetfighter [not new but hasnt featured since VCS ]
These are the car manurfacturers in GTA V
Imponte - Based roughly on Pontiac
Brute - Possibly Mack
Bravado - Unknown
Vapid - Ford (one vehicle made by Range Rover, one chrysler)
HVY - Erf, Mack
Dinka - Hyundai, Toyota
Albany - Cadillac
Declasse - GMC, Dodge
Schyster - Chrysler
Enus - Mercedes
Pfister - Porche
Pfister Firr - Porche Riff Custom
Inuetero - Chevrolet
MTL - Erf, Scania
Karin - Toyota
Pecassi - Lamborgini
Vulcar - Volvo
Dundreary - Landrover
Dreary - Rover
uidu - Kia
Zav - Vaz
Walton - American Pickup Manurfacturers
tulos - Lotus
aiody - Audi
Willard - Buik
Maibatsu - Mitsubishi
Mammoth - Hummer
Übermacht - BMW
Jobuilt - Mack
Annis - Nissan, Toyota
Benefactor - Mercedes Benz
Classique - Mix of muscle car manurfacturers
Zirconium - Nissan, Toyota
Dewbauchee - Aston Martin
Grotti - Ferrari
Most Suggestions, Within reason, will be accepted for this section
109.7 THE WILDERNESS
Broadcasted from a pickup truck with an ariel stuck in it in adams county, this radio is for country music.
it also features a show where the DJ drives about the countryside at night looking for myths in the game. (there will also be a television
channel featuring mythbusters)
I Can't Stop Loving You - Ray Charles
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry - Hank Williams
Crazy - Patsy Cline
I Will Always Love You - Dolly Parton
Stand by Your Man - Tammy Wynette
Ring Of Fire - Johnny Cash
Forever And Ever, Amen - Randy Travis
Always On My Mind - Willie Nelson
The Dance - Garth Brooks
Coal Miner's Daughter - Loretta Lynn
Let Me Touch You for Awhile - Allison Krauss
Blue Moon Of Kentucky - Bill Monroe
Boulder To Birmingham - Emmylou Harris
I Fall To Pieces - Patsy Cline
Your Cheatin' Heart - Hank Williams
He Stopped Loving Her Today - George Jones
Will The Circle Be Unbroken - The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Hurt - Johnny Cash
after K-DST lost their broadcasting licsence for casting sexually explicit material, Timmy 'the nightmare' smith and his agent founded a
new radio under the name K-Dirt, as oppose to K-Dust. they play Classic/Driving rock
DJ: Timmy 'The Nightmare' Smith
Co-Host: Liberty Rock F.M.'s Iggy Pop
My Life - Bon Jovi
14 Years - Guns 'N' Roses
Lynrd Skynrd - Simple Man
Eric Clapton - Layla
Boston - Smokin'
Elton John - Street Kid
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Born on the bayou
Stevie Nicks - Edge of 17
My Generation - The Who
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osborne
Stay With Me - Faces
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River
Sultans Of Swing - Dire Straits
The Beatles - All Together Now
Boston - More Than a Feeling
Guns 'N' Roses - Dust And Bones
The Ju Ju Hounds - Shuffle It All
Lead Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
When Radio X went bust 'Sage's Drug Problem Grew and She Rapidly Declined In mental Ability. But now she has been to rehabilitation
and has regained her memory, but her drug problem is still present, But Dosen't Give as long as she can continue to play
Co-Host: Fresh from Missouri city's Cloverleaf F.M. its Johnny 'J.W' Booth
Muse - Starlight
Oasis - Supersonic
Oasis - Morning Glory
Arcade Fire - Keep the Car Running
Zox - Fading
Pearl Jam - Alive
Green day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Green day - Holiday
Muse - Hysteria
H.I.M. – Heartkiller
Spaulding – Careless Whisper
Ozzy Osbourne – I Don’t Wanna Stop
Scorpions – Someone To Touch
L.A. Guns – I Wanna Be Your man
Liberty N’ Justice – Greed
Slaughter – Get Used To It
Zan Clan – Go, Go, Go
Crazy Lixx – 21 ‘Til I Die
Aerosmith Feat. Run DMC - Walk This Way
Linkin Park - Don't Stay
Linkin Park - Crawling
Capitol FM (lol)
Capitol Cities equivilent of Radio Broker. Plays Modern Music (not my area of expertise)
DJ: Andi 'slutty' Lawson
Co-Host: All the way from Londond Capital FM, its Mr. Johnny Vaughan
Lady Gaga - Pokerface
Owl City - Fireflies
Pixie Lott - Gravity
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
Pixie Lott - Cry Me Out
Robbie Williams - Bodies
Cheryl Cole - Parachute
Rhianna - Rude Boy
Calvin Harris - You Used to Hold me
Sade - Soldier of Love
Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Young Moned - BedRock
Leona Lewis - I Got You
Cheryl Cole - Fight For This Love
The East Coast Version Of K-Jah West, or the Capitol Version of liberty City's K-Jah
DJ: Bob 'marley' Thompson
Co-Host - Bob 'Dizzie' Madman
No Woman, No Cry - Bob Marley and the Wailers
Israelites - Desmond Dekker
Stir It Up - Bob Marley
Pressure - DropToots & The Maytals
The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff
One Love - Bob Marley/The Wailers
54-46 That's My Number - Toots & the Maytals
Satta Massagana - The Abyssinians
Funky Kingston - Toots & The Maytals
Montego Bay - Freddie Notes & The Rudies
Many Rivers To Cross - jimmy Cliff
Marcus Garvey - Burning Spear
Legalize It - Peter Tosh
Redemption Song - Bob Marley
Here I Come - Dennis Brown
Get up, Stand Up - Bob Marley
Rudy Got Soul - Desmond Dekker & the Aces
The Tide Is High - The Paragons
Three Little Birds - Bob Marley and the Wailers
Other ideas For Radios are:
Ethnic (eastern european , latino, asian ect.)
Within Reason, i will accept any other suggestions.
How am i Going to annoy enviromentalists now!?
Back to Horses...
I need this to get to the donkey show!
My Retard Children ain't going to inherit anything now!
you Gotta Learn some respect!
You Dick! Mai Ride!
Yous Damn City Folk!
Let me get my pigs from in there!
My kat ain't gonna like this!
Damn Yous High Finance city gang banging sh*tface!
iys' Maybe inbread but iys' not stoopid!
Give Me Back My iron horse!
That horse has a drinkin' prahblem
Have it! the gum holding the engine together is worth more than the actual car
Yous f*ck'n dickhead
WE DONT LIKE YOUR KIND ROUND HERE!
my eye is on my ass! (WTF?)
Let me get my ma's Corpse!
Seeing Police chase:
Them pigs ain't looking, get the moonshine and shoot the b*tch!
i love high violence police chases!
hey officer!! he ran down mai pig!
hey billy! bob! billy bob! bob billy! look at this! this is how bob billy bob died!
whooooohooooo, now thaits what iy call a wild riade!
look, ma, look!
i gotta tell mai donkey 'bout this
go! go! go! don't let the pigs get the moonshine
I'y'a Feel Like an extra in one'a' 'dem films on the talking picture box!
hold still, i gotta paint this!
Hey Kids! guess whats for dinner!
disrispecful sh*tty ma'i'n
jesus, what are you?
i will chainsaw your ass off!
dont attack me!
I will pop your F*cking balls!
Ma! look! I'y's' Makin' dinner!
i gotta warn you i'y's' watch those fighting films on the speaky speaky box!
I'y's' dont wanna die!
dont kill me!
are you ma'i'd?
You, sir are the devil!
A Few Non Specified Suggestions
Man, your the Man, Man!
Make peace, not War!
Wow[stumbles, im trippin' man
A British man:
Having a car stolen:
Why I say! This young ruffian appears to have jacked my automobile!
Well thats okay, the queen was going to pick me up anyway.
Oh dear, I knew I would require travel insurance.
Spiffing, this means I can que to buy a new automobile, and whilst in that que i shall moan about it!
Watching a police chase:
Why I say, good show, good show.
I wonder why the yanks call these chaps "pigs".
You would never expect thiskind of behaviour in buckingham palace.
Why all this american gangstar action is making up for the lack of a chish and fips shop!
When being shoved:
What a positivly rude ruffian!
well, at least the russians dont hate my country!
Why sir, I challenge you to fisticuffs!
A new york resident:
when having a car stolen:
Hey, Im driving at the designated speed limit so the police have no reason to stop me here!
Hey, My cars being stolen here!
thats okay, I was only going to go and show people my junk on chat roulette anyways!
OH NO! NOT GREASE LIGHTNING! NOT GREASE LIGHTNING!
hey what the f*ck do you think your doing you mother f*cking lovlife piece of s*it
Oh just you wait till tommy, bobby, lommy, oragami and dave here about this right here!
what the hell do you think your doin' man?
watching a police chase:
f*cking pigs couldnt catch chlymidia at a techno party!
f*ck you pigs!
f*cking pigs waste f*cking time
a computer nerd:
having a car stolen:
this is a bigger outrage than terminator salvation!
this is almost as bad as george lucas' late movies
wait! my inhaler is in there!
wait! my comic books are in there
wait! the corpse of the b*tch who turned me down to prom is in there!
Dont hurt me!
when this goes on my blog im putting an angry face there!
Argh i dropped my glasses! I cant see without my glasses!
watching a police chase:
Oh this is soooo going in my facebook status!
f*ck! I forgot my 14 megapixel cameras fish angle lense!
wow, this has more action than the first three star wars movies!
Any Suggestions for dialogue will be accepted.
This isnt F*cking Glasgow, you know, IT ISNT LEGAL HERE!
MAN!, YOU WANNA DO THIS?
Let me get my porn!
Let me get my beer!
Back in The highlands I was a Heavyweight boxer!
This is worse than trying to gain independance from those southern pigs!
I dinnae' need the fuzz!
We got a parliment to expand!
Damn you typical american t*ssing f*ck! (no offence Yanks)
GET OUT OF THE WAY OR I WILL F*CK YOU UP!
if you did this in Aberdeen you would have your balls Popped!
[to other ped] Yeah, and the British royal Family are actually german!...oh wait a minute....
A misst ye sae muckle! [i missed you so much]
Ho ye! [excuse me]
Ya Crabbit Dunt, Ya Dropped ya breeks down the brae!
Ya Eeit! [you idiot]
Ya kenning Jag [ you All knowing prick]
suggestions that i, or you could do:
drunk (i...iys loooveeeeeeeeee youu!!!!!!!!!!!)
country policeman (ma!, Look! im arresting someone!)
Apart from a few unnamed small redneck gangs, the main are either racists, corrupt politicians and buissinessmen or violent street gangs
A parody of the Klu Klux Klan, extremists and nationalistic lunatics that are feared even by members of the white community.
American Irish Mob
Self Explanitory, really. an American-Irish mob. specialises in kidnappings and drug and gun traffiking.
A Mixture of cockneys and posh southsiders. specialises in murders and robberies
The Mcreary Mob
Although Packie and Gerry are mentioned in the game they are not featured exept in the DLC. this is the only gang that you HAVE to stay friendly with from when you meet them to the end of the game. Specialises in Unorganized crime and Bank robberies
The Gravelli Family
Pretty much the same as in IV. specialises in smuggling and kidnappings
The Gambetti Family
Italian Mob Family. Specialises in drug dealing and kidnapping
The Spanish Lords
Like the Varrios Los Aztecas in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Specialises in Drug Dealing
The Lost M.C
Biker. Specialises in Unorganized crime and Murders.
Angels Of Death M.C.
Has chapters all over the U.S. Specialises in Drug Dealing.
New Angland Saints
A New England based gang, spreading down south to expand their empire. specialises in prostitution and violent crime
Walther PPK - a small german pistol with ok accuracy and ok stopping power. price depends where it is supplied
Desert Eagle - a powerful weapon with limited range, ok accuracy and brilliant stopping power. heavy recoil
.44 Magnum - a powerful weapon with bad range bad accuracy but the best stopping power. very heavy recoil.
Colt.45 - cannot be bought, just found in the coubntryside. good range, good accuracy and bad stopping power. low recoil
Browning 9x19mm Hi-Power - good range brilliant accuracy and ok stopping power. medium recoil
Walther P99 Semi-Automatic - good range, good accuracy and good stopping power. medium recoil
Compact Semi-Automatic Smith & Wesson.45 - Bad range good accuracy and bad stopping power. very low recoil.
MPT-9K - Good range, accuracy and firing rate. medium recoil
Thompson - good range, ok accuracy and bad firing rate. low recoil
Type 50 - cheap, good accuracy, good range and ok firing rate. high recoil
T68 SMG - high powered Automatic. brilliant range, brilliant accuracy and low firing rate. high recoil
AEG Electric CYMA MP5 - high powered Electric. good range, accuracy and brilliant firing rate. med-high recoil
UZI - good range, accuracy and high firing rate. low recoil
P90 - High Tech Automatic - ok range, good accuracy and Brilliant Firing rate. High recoil
Scorpion - bad range, good accuracy and very low firing rate. med-high recoil
Double-Barrelled Shotgun - Bad range, accuracy and firing rate. brilliant stopping power and high recoil.
12 Gauge Shotgun - bad range ok accurracy and bad firing rate. good stopping power and med - high recoil
Remington Automatic Shotgun - Ok range, bad accuracy and good Firing rate. brilliant stoppiing power and a medium recoil
weatherby single barrelled Shotgun - bad range, accuracy and firing rate. very high recoil and amazingly brilliant stopping power
Valtro's Automatic Shotgun - Ok range, accuracy and a good firing rate. high recoil and good stopping power
AK - 47 Kalashnikov - Ok range, accuracy and a steady firing rate. good stopping power and medium recoil. very cheap and easy to get.
M60 M60E3 M60E4 - Brilliant range, accuracy and fifing rate, high recoil and immense stopping power. slows player movement
BAR - good range, accuracy and steady firing rate. good stopping power and high recoil
M85 Assult Rifle. Brilliant range, accuracy and ok firing rate. high recoil and good stopping power
Tavor TAR-21 - Bad range, ok accuracy and a brilliant firing rate. medium recoil and ok stopping power
AR-15 Assult Rifle - Good range,accuracy, firing rate and stopping power, low recoil
MAB5 Assult Rifle - Amazing range and accuracy but a bad firing rate and high recoil. good stopping power though
HEAVY WEAPONS AND THROWABLES
Famethrower - ok range, bad accuracy and an immensly brilliant firing rate. no recoil and very bad stopping power
Bazooka - Amazing range, ok accuracy and firing rate. very, very high recoil and amazing stopping power
Panthershrek - Amazing range, Bad Acuracy and firing rate. Very high recoil and Immensly amazing stopping power
Baseball bat - Can cause 1 hit kills
Electric Guitar - Listen to the sweet music you cause by smaking someone with this!
Acoustic Guitar - The beautiful sound of untuned notes flows from this when you use it!
Katana - A ninja sword with massive power
The butt of a gun - can be used if you run out of ammunition.
Crowbar - Can be used to open locked doors (and heads)
Fire Axe - Ouch...
Wood with a nail in - Cannot be bought, only found.
All Guns and other heavy weapons can be used as melee when ammo runs out, but heavy weapons slow you down when holstered.
Scope - 5x magnification
Laser scope - 10x magnification, but horribly visible
Agog scope - 50x magnification, but very expensive
Surpressor - like breaking necks and dragging away bodies, this won't alert the police.
Strap - increases running Speed When Holstering a heave weapon or machine gun
Whizz wireless mobile
Name: Aaron Stoney
Description: Tall, Blue Eyed, long blonde hair, stubble and a thick accent
The Protoganist, seeking revenge for his mothers death
Name: James Stoney
Description: tall, Blue Eyed, short iron gray hair, stubble and a thick accent
After killing his wife, he moved to Capitol State to become a polotician.
Name: John Meyer
Description: Brown hair, going gray (dyed brown), brown eyes and an east coast accent
a mission boss in Carcer City
Name: Jack Mclean
Description: Shaven head, brown eyes, no stubble and a Cork accent.
a mission boos in Franklinton, a member of the American-Irish Mob
Name: Fredrick Masters
Description: Black Hair, Green eyes, Clean shaven with a straitforward American accent
A mission boss in Philmont
Name: Bill Harris
Description: Bald, clean shaven, blue eyes with a normal american accent
a small time crook in Philmont, and a mission boss, early on in the game
Name: John ???
Description: long brown hair and short beard, brown eyes and a new england accent
a character who is only seen a few times early on, but appears as a random character in Carcer City
Description: a short, fat, short haired and messy faced brute who bullies Aaron into crime. a bit like Sgt. Martinez in VCS
Name: Jebadiah 'Jed' Holt
Description: Looks mainly like Aaron, But with green eyes. he moved from alabama to oregon and has never really lost the accent.
jed is a mission boss About the time Capitol City is unlocked. he becomes a friend after the end of the game, so you can then do
activities with him
Name: President Henderson.
Description: Based on George Bush, From Texas (San Augustine State) he is incredibly stupid
He is a mission boss for 2 missions and introduces Aaron to some Government agents, which, not to the knowledge of henderson,
Name: Paddy 'o' Leary
Description: Waterford born, this man is bold, blue eyed and still has a strong accent
he is the father of Mary 'o' leary, a girl you kidnap for the irish mob.
Name: Mary 'o' Leary
Description: no irish accent. short, dark hair and blue eyes.
she is a girl you kidnap during the Franklinton (Boston) missions
Characters included in Franklinton(ones already mentioned are Featured or affect majorly the another parts of the game
Middletown - Center City: Middletown is pretty much self explanitory. the Sub
Districts include, avenue of the musics(avenue of the arts), fallowhill(callowhill)
Chinatown(Chinatown) Eflereth's Sidestreet (Elfreth's Alley) Drainpipe Square(filter
Square)Franklinton(Franklintown)Ganol Square(Logan Square) Robbers Row(Jewelers
Row) Market West(Market East) Old City(Old City) Museum Hill(Museum District)
ensyl Center(Penn Centre)/Pensyl's Landing(penn's Landing)Capitol hill(Society Hill)
Capitol Square(washington Square)
South Philmont - South Philadelphia: Bella seven(Bella Vista[i am so sorry about my
cheap puns])Central South Philmont(Central South Philadelphia)Satans Thong(Devils
Pocket[another cheap sexual pun])Roosevelt Hill(roosevelt Park)Blacks Ferry(Grays
Ferry)Gizzard Estate(Girard Estate)Grenwich(Greenwich)Siy Camore(Haw Thorne)
Italian Market(Italian Market)Pasta Square(Macaroni Plaza)Oldknot(Newbold)Packer
Park(Packer Park)Pussypunk Square(Passyunk Square)PensylsPort(Pennsport)[irish
american neighbourghood]Point Wind(Point Breeze)Kingstown(Queen Village)
Westminster(southwark)Southwest Middletown(Southwest Center City) Quester
(Tasker)Wartown(Wharton)Blackman(Whitman)Wade Park(Wilson Park) West
Southwest Philmont - Southwest Philadelphia
WEST PHILMONT - WEST PHILADELPHIA
Collegeville - University city
NORTHWEST PHILMONT - NORTHWEST PHILADELPHIA
Jerryville - Germantown
Sycamore Hill - Chesnut hill
Rixborough - Roxborough
NORTH PHILMONT - NORTH PHILADELPHIA
Lower North Philmont - Lower North Philadelphia
Groomsville - Bridesburg
Chelsea - Kensington
Richman - Richmond
Upper North Philmont - Upper North Philadelphia
newney - olney
Oak Lane - maple lane
THE NORTHEAST - THE NORTHEAST
The long northeast - The Far Northeast
The Short Northeast - The Near Northeast
FRANKLINTON (Need Ideas)
Brixton - Taunton
Birmingham - Manchester
Warshire - Warwick
Flie River - Fall River
Gloucester - Worcester
New Sheffield - New Bedford
Fitchville - Fitchburg
CARCER CITY (Need Ideas)
Blueford - Redford
Capitol Hill- Washington
Falkirk Heights - Sterling Heights
Northburg - Northville
Fierro - Oakland
Blackwater - White Lake
Oldford - Milford
Riversight - Riverview
StonHeaven - Woodhaven
Hillyrock - Flatrock
FREDRICKSVILLE AND FAIRVIEW
CAPITOL CITY (need Ideas
Reef Chase - Coral Hills
Pontiac Drive - Chevy Chase
Capitol - Washington
Arlingtown - Arlington
Alexander Hills - Alexandria
Hottum - Chillum
College Drive - College park
Hattsburg - Hyattsville
Lucyeda - Bethesda
Downington - Huntington (soz..)
jersey - Suitland(not funny...)
HIGHWAYS, BRIDGES AND TUNNELS
For the next two sections I need Suggestions
Interstate 59 - Interstate 95: South to Fredricksville and fairview, North to Franklinton
Interstate 39 - Interstate 93: South to Capitol City, North to Philmont
Interstate 79 - Interstate 97:West to Capitol City, East to Fredricksville and Fairview
Interstate 49 - Interstate 94: West to Franklinton, East to Philmont
Cahallan Tunnel - Callahan Tunnel
AIRPORTS AND SEAPORTS
Lincolnton Memorial Airport (LMA)
Franklinton International Airport
Philmont National Airport
Carcer International Airport
Carcer Goods Port
Capitol Trading Post
Franklinton Historical Dockyard
Anything you dont like feel free to say so
A black screen fades out into a cutscene of aaron walking through oregon, aged 27, with a giant redwood to his fight and some shrubs to his
right. it is about 11-00 clock at night.
Narrator: Aaron Stoney has been through hell...
Screen fades out and into a scene of him, aged 13, stumbling away from his burning cabin
Narrator: His life Span out of control...
Screen fades out and into a scene of him aged 22 stealing a pickup somewhere near Mobile alabama.
Narrator: his childhood dreams of starting a family shattered
Screen fades out and into a scene of him aged 27 at the wheel of a different pickup crusing down the interstate towards Philmont.
Narrator: But he wants revenge
Static then christians inferno by greenday plays from the beggining, stopping at the end of the advert before the chorus
Screen fades out and into a scene of him beating up a man down an alleyway asking him where his father is
Narrator: and he will get revenge
screen flashes to one of him in a 4X4 speeding down a dirt road following a limo (hint, hint...)
then flashes to a plane flying over the state, then to a motorbike speeding of a ramp and through a helicopter. music stops and screen fades out
then a V in the GTA font fades in.
anything you dont like tell me and within reason i will change it.
basically the first paragraph happens cutscene fades(feel free to refer back to it). a screen fades in to him geting out of a pickup and your first
run down safehouse, or should i say room, in Philmont.
the screen fades out and then in to the garage that you get a job at. Mission one - A Cheap Deal starts and the dialogue is as follows:
Mechanic: So.. you know what to do
Aaron: yeah, i guess so
Aaron puts down a toolbox.
Mechanic: you should probably tell the boss you've arrived.
they walk in to the bosses office.
Boss: so, uh, your the new mechanic, huh?
Aaron: yeah, i was wonderin' if you could set me up with some better wheels
Boss: you could get a part ex with that iron horse you drive, but that is probably only worth about $500
Aaron: i guess so
Boss[talking to mechanic]: john, go now
mechanic walks out.
Boss: so, Aaron, thats your name?
Aaron: you got a problem with that?
Boss[chuckles]: nah, son
Boss: i can get you more money than you would doing what johns doing
Boss: i need you to retrieve a package
Aaron: whats in it?
Boss: i like the look of you, so i'll tell you. its dru...
Aaron: Forget it man, no way!
Boss: i hear your looking for someone
Aaron: yeah, why you askin'?
Boss: if you do this for me i'll put my word in to some very influencial people, of you don...
Aaron[muttering]:god sake...[starts talking properly] ok man...i guess so but if...
Boss: dont worry.
boss motions for Aaron to leave. he does what he is told. boss shakes his head and then sits down for some paperwork.
that is when you can first take control of Aaron. you are standing next to your pickup, a broken, unreliable yosemite, until you upgrade this it will
occationally stall and the steering or brakes will sometimes go for about a second, but the first upgrade can be brought after the 2nd mission.
another new feature is that the yosemite will spawn outside your safehouse until you buy a new car, then that will spawm. if you choose to part
exchange your previously owned car, depending on the model and garage, you get a discount. if you dont it will spawn beside your new car
outside the safehouse. if you own two safehouses it will not spawn outside the other one untill you move it there, then it will start spawning
there, and stop spawning at the other one.
you get into your car and drive to the deal. a straitforward mission intended for you to get to know the streets of Philmont. when
you get to the deal you meet a man called Andy Rock. on the way back there is a brightly painted Volkeswagen Microbus across
the width of the road, smashed beyond repair with smoke pouring out. you see a group of drugged up hippies arguing with a driver.
later on in the game, in adams county, you work for these hippies, one of them being The Truth, giving up trying to convince
people in San Andreas, has come to Capitol State.
Mission 2 - Repo Man
This mission is started by walking into the mission icon at the side of the garage. when this mission is complete you will notice that
where this mission marker was, a new one has appeared. this one opens a garage door to modify and buy cars. as this is the firts
garage, the choice of cars and parts is very limited, but very cheap.
Aaron walkes in to the garage, nods politely at john the mechanic, and walks into the bosses office
Boss: well well well...
Aaron: So, I delivered the drugs, I gave you the money, what you got me?
Boss: i need you to do a few more things..
Aaron: F*ck you! I came to this state for revenge to kill the Bastard who Shot my mother and burned down my home and you tell
me this? B*llsh*t! you told me you would put your word in!
Boss: Hey [Chuckles] calm down!. i like you. thats why i am giving you work. when i have finished with you, i will put my word in if
you have done a good job. i could have you doing what you applied to do on less than minimum wage!
Aaron: What...What The F*ck do you want?
Boss: In the current ecinomical state buisinesses are losing money. thats good, but unfortunately, we are one of those
buissinesses. i want you to 'reposses' some vehicles that we shall dismantle and sell, you got me?
Aaron: i'll Do it you usless F*ck!
Boss: good, [Aaron turnes to leave, but the boss grabs him by the collar] and dont speak to me like that.
Aaron: Ok you maniac!
Boss: seriously, i dont know how you do things in red county, but here, you show some respect, capiche?
this is the first mission in which you aquire a wanted level. it is a tutorial on what to do on a one or two star.
the wanted level system is as follows:
Police will pull you out of your car, but dont have permission to shoot yet. you could get this for manslauter
Police will now open fire, but you are not their top priority. you could get this for mass-manslauter, running from a ONE* or
manslaughter of a cop
Police Maveric joins in, more reinforcements come. You could get this for robbing a store or Mass-manslauter of Cops
FIB join the chase, another maveric arrives, you could get this for robbing a bank or small museum, or drug dealing
NOOSE join in, reinforcements for normal cops and FIB, maverics dissapear and an anhiallator Joins in. get this for robbing
museums, flying under 5000 feet above Capitol city or entering a military compound. Army Join in, light roadblocks, medium
If you are in the sky, Raptors and Vultures join in, 2 more anhailators arrive, this can only be caused by multiple
crimes, killing large numbers of police, or at certain points in the game that are unavoidible.
Heavy weapons are brought in, civilians are evacuated, they dont just dissapear, they are evacuated, more reinforcements,
NOI join and NOOSE relax their efforts.
All doors locked, all but NOI, NOOSE and the U.S. Military give up, very hard to survive, not usually possible.
MISSION 3 - To kill a Cop
This mission is started by entering the marker at the front of the garage.
Aaron walks strait into the bosses office
Boss: Aaron, just the man i wanted to see!, how are you?
Aaron: Cut the crap, man, what d'ya want
Boss: your a clever man Aaron.
Aaron[muttering]: f*ck you to
Boss: please, dont anger me, i dont want to kill you
Aaron[sarcastically]: yes, Boss
Boss: their is a pig, a cop who is getting to close to the 'illegal' buissiness we are involved in.
Aaron: we? i just want to find my...
Boss: I know. take this cop for a ride. get a suit and drive him to the countryside, and into a river.
Aaron: if this guy is just a cop, then why does he have a driver?
Boss: he isn't just a cop. he is a plain clothes detective. he is corrupt and he has money.
Aaron: i'll do it.
Aaron walks out before the boss can speak again.
this is the first mission where you get into the countryside. it gives you a basic tutorial of the different road surfaces and how different
vehicles react to them. it gives you a tutorial of 4X4's and driving at speed on winding roads. once you have killed the corrupt cop, you
have to take a photo for evidence and take it back to the boss. you get $1000 for your troubles.
While working for the government, Aaron gets sent on several missions in liberty city, san andreas, vice city and even other countries.
each one will have a small 'level area'.
Mission 4 - Shaken, not stirred
The boss wants you to enter a motorbike race. This is the first mission where you are racing. When you complete this mission you unlock the GP stadium for use outside missions.
Aaron Walks in and rests his hands on the bosses desk
Aaron: What d’ya want?
Boss: I need you to prove some guy isn’t the best out there
Aaron: so you want me to kill him?
Boss: NO! On no account must you kill him
Aaron slumps in a chair in front of the desk
Boss: I want you to race him.
Aaron: Forget it, man, no way!
Aaron: Then you will leave me to my own devices?
Aaron walks out and the mission starts. You drive to the stadium, race and if you win, you complete it.
Mission 5 – Come dine with me
In this mission you have to go to dinner with one of bill harris’, a friend of the boss, enemies. You have to be pretending to do business with him. It is a bit like the mission in IV where you date French tom. You have to stand up and shoot him.
Aaron walks in and nods at bill
Boss: this is my mate bill. He needs a favour done.
Boss: Don’t disrespect me, or bill, or I will have to kill you
Aaron: I’ve had it with your sh*t, man! You such bullsh*t.
Bill takes a gun out of his jacket and loads it, then replaces it.
Bill: I need you to drive me to a deal.
Aaron: why me?
Bill: Our mutual friend says you are reliable.
Boss: Just go
Boss waves his hand and Aaron and Bill Exit.
You drive him to a deal, and get ambushed. You have to drive him to safety to a safe house on the outskirts of Philmont. New Safehouse Acquired.
GTA V: Irish Blood
Protoganist: Packie McReary
GTA V: Sweet home Mobile State
This DLC gives GTA:V an entirely new storyline, adds 2 cities and gives new vehicles and characters.
Protoganist: Jed Holt
Stationary - Mobile (Alabama)
Jefferson - Montgomery (Alabama)
New Country Areas:
Edited by drscot, 29 April 2011 - 12:50 PM.