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Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:20 PM Edited by grope_4_that_date, 17 February 2010 - 12:02 AM.

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The True "Sand Box" Game.


*Updated!*
Official Theme Song


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Location

You start out in the desert. The map is 10 times the size of San Andreas. There are no cars, no guns, no safe houses. You are alone.


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*Updated!*
Story:

You play as Elliot Spencer— a ‘hotshot’ entrepreneur from Vice City. (SammiiDoogles version of Vice City)

Elliot gets on his private helicopter, which was on its way to an
important business meeting near Escobar International Airport.
The pilot had different plans. Soon after flight, the African
American pilot, Chris Braun, quickly becomes annoyed with
Elliot’s mannerism. Chris has been Elliot’s pilot for many years—
yet no Christmas card.

The pilot’s impatience with Elliot finally gets to him. Elliot calls
him a ‘Swinger’—which over the buzz of the helicopter blades
was mistaken for something else. The African American pilot
goes crazy. He flies to the nearest desert, holding Elliot at gunpoint.
Eventually, he forces Elliot and his suitcase out of the helicopter and
into the middle of the bloody desert.

Elliot’s last words: “I said SWINGER!”

*Updated!*
Features:
• After every two hours of exploring, you pass out/die, and need to restart the game.
• Believe it or not, there is music in the game! You have an iPod! However, it belongs to your younger daughter, Kimberley, who left it at your work.

Weapons:
(none)

Missions:
(none)

Vehicles:
(none)

Radio Stations:
(none)

Stores:
(none)

Frequently asked questions:

Are there any settlements or resonably sized towns and cities "somewhere" on this map idea of yours?
No.

What's on the edge of the map? Water? More desert? Dies the world end and you fall into a void?
Technically, there is no 'edge' to the map. It's just desert, miles and miles of desert.

How does the character get there?
Parachute.

Will there be snow/rain/fog/etc?
No.

Will there be any finger-less gloves?
Yes— in the game the main character will be wearing green and purple striped wristies

Will there be planes in the game?
Yes, but you can't fly them. They're 30,000 feet above you.

Where are the cities?
There are none, just miles and miles of sand.

What is the point of this game?
If rockstar starts developing this game now, it could be in the shelves by next week!

Will you send this idea to rockstar?
I already did.

What is there to do?
Explore.

What is the point of this topic?
It's just an idea for a 'fake' GTA, but it could possibly be an idea that Rockstar could use in GTAV. Rockstar has already done New York, London, Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Las Vegas. The only things left is an empty desert

Will camels be made available for transportation? And if so, will there be any sort of Pay N Spray so I can roll through the desert on a purple camel?
No, the game is located in the Atacama Desert. (Rockstar is going for realism.)


I will answer any further questions.


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#2

Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:24 PM

You forgot one:

What is the point of this topic?

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:27 PM

I love it!

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:27 PM

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:31 PM

That idea is so bad it almost became good.

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:48 PM

Kinda like that old PS1 game where you're a dolphin swimming in an endless ocean, relaxing. This wouldn't be GTA though, it would be GSA, Grand Stroll About. Epic idea!

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 02:02 AM

QUOTE (maxopower @ Feb 8 2010, 22:24)
What is the point of this topic?

It's just an idea for a 'fake' GTA, but it could possibly be an idea that Rockstar could use in GTAV

Rockstar has already done New York, London, Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Las Vegas. The only things left is a desert

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 03:41 AM

The funny thing is - Sales would probably still be great if it had the GTA name on it.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 03:50 AM

facepalm

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:19 AM

I dont see how a game like this can even be called GTA. Im asuming there are cars right?

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:27 AM

You go to hell, you go to hell and you die.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 06:21 AM

GTA:Australia

or

GTA:Desert Bus
Done.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 06:29 AM

It would be cool to have in loading screens, or something. GTA Desert Bus would rock.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:21 PM

Isn't RDR meant to be set in the desert?

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:41 PM

OMG how sad r u, this is pointless it has no relevance to GTA. id be embarassed to make this topic. Im sorry but youre on the wrong site!

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:45 PM

QUOTE (grope_4_that_date @ Feb 9 2010, 02:02)


Rockstar has already done New York, London, Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Las Vegas.

Forgetting the post that started this topic, they should make GTA: Liverpool LMAO

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:47 PM

Im guessin this is a joke


TRIPLE POST LOL

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:56 PM

This must be a joke.

seriously-sounds like the most boring video game of all time...............................

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:56 PM

Don't forget the spawn a boat cheat codes, they'd be of great use.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 06:36 PM

I just want to know...

will there be any finger-less gloves?

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 07:43 PM

QUOTE (grope_4_that_date @ Feb 9 2010, 02:02)
QUOTE (maxopower @ Feb 8 2010, 22:24)
What is the point of this topic?

It's just an idea for a 'fake' GTA, but it could possibly be an idea that Rockstar could use in GTAV

Rockstar has already done New York, London, Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Las Vegas. The only things left is a desert

That's true, out of those places I've only been to London, and besides London, all I've ever seen is endless desert.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 08:52 PM

There was a desert in SA. It was desolent and boring kinda like the desert in real life.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

On topic or leave. Pointless replies are even worse than pointless topics.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (Spaghetti Cat @ Feb 9 2010, 18:36)
I just want to know...will there be any finger-less gloves?

Yes—well, sort of— in the game the main character will be wearing green and purple striped wristies

Side note: Gents, try to keep this tread on topic.

Also, many updates coming soon! (including map, boxart & more screenshots)

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 10:38 PM

Why the f.uck was this re-opened? This is clearly spam.

You want my opinion? F.uck this topic, f.uck the OP, f.uck the idea.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 10:52 PM

Will camels be made available for transportation? And if so, will there be any sort of Pay N Spray so I can roll through the desert on a purple camel?

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 11:02 PM

I'm serious. If you have nothing to say, then say nothing. You don't have to read this if you don't want to.

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 11:09 PM Edited by grope_4_that_date, 09 February 2010 - 11:14 PM.

QUOTE (DeadByDagger @ Feb 9 2010, 22:52)
Will camels be made available for transportation?  And if so, will there be any sort of Pay N Spray so I can roll through the desert on a purple camel?

No, the game is located in the Atacama Desert. Rockstar is going for realism

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 11:21 PM

This game would suck more than a video game called "Rubix: The Ultimate Tournament"

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 09:40 AM

it would be ok if the next GTA was in a medium/large size desert town.
but not set in afghanistan or iraq or some sh*t...




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