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Brevich
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#31

Posted 08 December 2009 - 03:27 AM

Yusuf- When I say bounce, I don't mean bouncing literally, I just mean...

Luis- I know what it means, Yusuf.

Yusuf- It's a tearm from the street meaning you have to walk, but if you don't get that it's a bit like, roll with me, you have to roll, but not like a fat men rolling, but just walk.

Luis- Can we just go?

funniest quote ever tounge.gif

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#32

Posted 08 December 2009 - 05:18 PM

QUOTE (Brevich @ Dec 7 2009, 21:27)
Yusuf- When I say bounce, I don't mean bouncing literally, I just mean...

Luis- I know what it means, Yusuf.

Yusuf- It's a tearm from the street meaning you have to walk, but if you don't get that it's a bit like, roll with me, you have to roll, but not like a fat men rolling, but just walk.

Luis- Can we just go?

funniest quote ever tounge.gif

I second that

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#33

Posted 08 December 2009 - 06:26 PM

"It's nice to see you Mr Big Shot, Capitan Downtown"
Armando

"Gay Tony you'll always be the King of This Town!You are This Town!"

Luis Lopez

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#34

Posted 08 December 2009 - 06:31 PM

Anything Yusuf says make me laugh hard tounge.gif

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#35

Posted 08 December 2009 - 08:51 PM

QUOTE (stefanmes4 @ Dec 8 2009, 14:26)
"It's nice to see you Mr Big Shot, Capitan Downtown"
Armando

"Gay Tony you'll always be the King of This Town!You are This Town!"

Luis Lopez

That was epic when I saw it in the first trailer, just freaking awesome!

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#36

Posted 08 December 2009 - 08:53 PM

"Cheesy Vaginas"

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#37

Posted 08 December 2009 - 09:32 PM

Timur : 'You want 50000 dollar guitar stuck up your ass?'
Luis : 'No, but if it's your thing, I can introduce you to some people, bro'



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#38

Posted 08 December 2009 - 10:07 PM

Luis: I'm sure glad you showed up
Tony: Huh?
Luis: I never thought seeing you would make things more heterosexual
Tony: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that sweetheart
Luis: Yeah that's probably for the best...

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#39

Posted 08 December 2009 - 11:26 PM

luis" yo, man chill out"
Bulgarin" LET ME DECIDE WHEN TO CHILL OUT!!!!"

I dont know why i find it funny, i guess it's because later you find a chefs head in the box.hes a total spaz
"I AM NOT A f*ckING SPAZ!" angry.gif moto_whistle.gif

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#40

Posted 09 December 2009 - 04:14 AM

Haha I just crashed into a Taxi, the guy gets out and says:

"Why does nobody crash into my wife?"

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#41

Posted 09 December 2009 - 02:19 PM

"I'll give him an offer he can't refuse"

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#42

Posted 13 December 2009 - 01:23 PM Edited by JayStarr1, 13 December 2009 - 01:26 PM.

lol
That's "The Godfather"
This thread's about your favorite quotes from The Ballad of Gay Tony.

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#43

Posted 13 December 2009 - 02:01 PM

Yusuf: This is my associate, Mr. Luis, Yallah he's the best technical advisor in the whole city.

I lol'ed hard.

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#44

Posted 13 December 2009 - 03:02 PM

armando:"yo H whats your IQ again?"
Henrique:" 76 motherf*cker!!!"
armando:"you see that luis? my right hand man is borderline retarted and you expect him to work at burger shot the only thing he can do there is wash dishes but they dont even have dishes to wash!!!"

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#45

Posted 13 December 2009 - 11:37 PM Edited by leeg1931, 19 December 2009 - 01:49 AM.

Niko " I blew up the chopper."
ULPC guy " You dont think I know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass!"
Niko " I'd be Impressed if you had been."


I was laffin my bollocks off!!

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#46

Posted 13 December 2009 - 11:50 PM Edited by blahblah1212, 13 December 2009 - 11:52 PM.

QUOTE (nikobellend @ Dec 3 2009, 14:40)
QUOTE (OdDsOcK @ Dec 3 2009, 20:55)
QUOTE (nikobellend @ Dec 3 2009, 15:45)
QUOTE
Armando : 'What's your IQ H?'
Henrique : 'seventy-six motherf*ckers'
Armando : 'See what I mean, L? They won't let him work at Burger Shot with an IQ sub-eighty'
Henrique : 'They could at least let me wash the dishes'
Armando : 'See that L? They don't even have dishes at Burger Shot'

Something tells me that rockstar got that off SA when OG loc got a job washing plates at a burger shot when they dont even have dishes.

He wasn't a dishwasher, he was a janitor (or, in his words, a "health technician").

I laughed when Roman got into Maisonette 9 and yelled out, "Ladies, hide your titties!"

He started out washing dishes or maybe im mistaking a cutscene. Its been 3 years.

He was cleaning the fryer in the cut scene for Management Issues, but not dishes.

DeSean : "Cheesy vaginas!"

I think that's mine too turn.gif

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#47

Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:34 PM Edited by stefanmes4, 15 December 2009 - 10:37 PM.

Another:

Bulgarian: "Shut up bitch a friend of mine is here".

Luis: "You shold chill out bro.
Bulgarian:"Let me decide when to chill out."

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#48

Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:52 PM

Mine has to be:

"I like what you did there, almost like a joke except it wasn't funny."
- Billy

I say that to people all the time now xD

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#49

Posted 16 December 2009 - 12:28 AM

^^ You mean Ray Boccino.

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#50

Posted 16 December 2009 - 12:53 AM

Luis made Mori look like a little bitch in No. 3.

Luis: "I mean, work in nightclubs, I hang out with gangsters, I meat assholes 24 hours a day, but you, you take the cake, man."

Luis: "I mean, I got sent to juvy when I was 17 years old for shooting a teacher who felt up my sister."


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#51

Posted 16 December 2009 - 01:43 AM

I was doing Angus theft bikes side missions and I have to stole a Hackuchou, when I got it Johnny call Angus and was like

''How do f*ck it pronouced, but Ha-ha-kut-cu is now on your lock up men''

Johnny is the funniest guy in TLAD biggrin.gif

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#52

Posted 16 December 2009 - 05:28 AM

QUOTE
Niko " I blew up the chopper."
ULPC guy " You dont think I know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass!"
Niko " I'd be Impressed if you had been."


I second that quote...that and Roman's before getting into Maisonette 9...

"See, it's me. Am I good? Are we good? Yes? Okay..."

Or something like that...

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#53

Posted 16 December 2009 - 06:05 AM

yusuf:i'm old an ugly enough to take care of myself!

luis:ugly?yes,old?definetly,taking care of your self?i am not sure

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#54

Posted 16 December 2009 - 06:31 AM

Yusuf delivers the best lines


"f*ck the peole, f*ck them all! Whip out your dick, and piss all over them!"

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#55

Posted 16 December 2009 - 07:41 AM

luis:" listen mr. bulgarin if you need anymore cops to be killed go find yourself another hit man i aint doing that no more!"

ray:"aww the modern american man do you need to go home and exfoliate your balls? i thought i was making you a man!"

luis:" what the f*ck is this just because i dont like killing cops now i am a pussy?"

lol ray got him on that one! cool.gif

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#56

Posted 16 December 2009 - 08:18 AM

QUOTE (JayStarr1 @ Dec 13 2009, 13:23)
lol
That's "The Godfather"
This thread's about your favorite quotes from The Ballad of Gay Tony.

One of the mob bosses said that to Tony.Tony described it as a 'worn out cliche' angry.gif

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#57

Posted 18 December 2009 - 06:06 PM

Packie: Hey, you wanna beer man?

Niko: No, thankyou

Packie: Good, cos' I f*cking got none.

Packies one of the best characters in GTA.

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#58

Posted 18 December 2009 - 09:50 PM

When Rocco said "why don't you f*ck off Luis" and Luis went "try it bro, I'll hapilly do more time for you" badass

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#59

Posted 06 January 2010 - 03:34 PM

at the end of the game,

tony: "now, whos this?"

yusuf: "WHATS UP MY NIGGAZ?!"

tony: "did he really just say that?"

luis" "yeah..."


p.s if anyone wants to play some gta hit me up on xbl! GT: xJollyGrnGiantx

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#60

Posted 06 January 2010 - 07:08 PM

Luis:"Yo, man stay away from assholes like me."
Or somethink like this.At the end of the game




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