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#31

Posted 24 October 2009 - 06:42 AM

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So full of fail I hope you'll get cancer so you'll be busy and stop making lame sh*t

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#32

Posted 24 October 2009 - 09:58 AM

QUOTE (deathdealer @ Oct 23 2009, 22:27)
QUOTE (retarded gangster wannabe)
I hate Jins stupid soft face pretty eyes and his stupid soft dark pretty hair

Maybe hes just too scared they would find out his real feelings towards this Jin Jin carrecter.

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Posted 24 October 2009 - 10:50 AM Edited by blahblah1212, 24 October 2009 - 11:41 AM.

On EVERY Metallica video on Youtube:

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omg megadeth iz so much better this shiit sux lulz


If you don't like, how about not going to the video?

Actual quote from a Master of Puppets lyric video:

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Metallica Is lame, Megadeth and Slayer are way better. Mustaine created thrash not metallica.


I'll admit it has SOME grammar, but not enough for me to consider it as "intelligent".

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#34

Posted 24 October 2009 - 08:45 PM

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Who's that hottie catching the sub's?
Wanna catch my foot long?


Lemme explain, this is that Andre Johnson commercial, the guy catching the sub is a guy, so this comment is just weird.

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#35

Posted 25 October 2009 - 01:34 AM

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first

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 02:20 AM Edited by Reconite, 25 October 2009 - 02:28 AM.

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first

And pretty much anything to do with the console wars:
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OMG Wii SUCKZ XBAWCKZA OWNZ PS3 LOLOLOLOLOL ONLY OLD GRAMPADS AND KIDZ BUY TEH Wii LOLOLOL XBAWCKZ PS3 HAS NO GAEMZ!!!!!1oneoneon111!1

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Seriously. It's because you can get away with anything in terms of comments on YouTube. Combine that with people that shouldn't even be allowed to use a computer, you get the comments on there.

Well, there's really no way around it. If they added a Report Abuse system to the comments it would be abused so quickly and they would need thousands of moderators, Youtube just can't handle that. It could work to add a word-filter in though, for words like "ni**er" it should be automatically discarded/marked as spam etc.

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#37

Posted 25 October 2009 - 02:27 AM

Finding retarded comments on youtube is like trying to find hay in a haystack.

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#38

Posted 25 October 2009 - 02:31 AM

I go on Youtube JUST to see smart, related comments.

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#39

Posted 25 October 2009 - 02:32 AM

QUOTE (Reconite @ Oct 24 2009, 23:20)
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OMG Wii SUCKZ XBAWCKZA OWNZ PS3 LOLOLOLOLOL ONLY OLD GRAMPADS AND KIDZ BUY TEH Wii LOLOLOL XBAWCKZ PS3 HAS NO GAEMZ!!!!!1oneoneon111!1

lol.... took me a while to figure out this strange lost language.....

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#40

Posted 25 October 2009 - 04:40 AM

I watch some of the videos for TBOGT on YouTube, f*ck me. Alot of those comments actually make you face palm.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:11 AM

QUOTE (Blingy @ Oct 24 2009, 23:31)
I go on Youtube JUST to see smart, related comments.

poor guy..... sad.gif sad.gif

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:25 AM

QUOTE (Stink_Fist @ Oct 24 2009, 22:40)
I watch some of the videos for TBOGT on YouTube, f*ck me. Alot of those comments actually make you face palm.

I know exactly what you mean. So what we play as a gay black guy? lol.gif orly.gif

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:28 AM

QUOTE (CryptReaperDorian @ Oct 25 2009, 02:25)
QUOTE (Stink_Fist @ Oct 24 2009, 22:40)
I watch some of the videos for TBOGT on YouTube, f*ck me. Alot of those comments actually make you face palm.

I know exactly what you mean. So what we play as a gay black guy? lol.gif orly.gif

wait, wait, wait, isn't Tony supposed to be the gay one?
or Luis isn't just his henchman, he also is his.... wow.gif

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:35 AM

QUOTE (SanAndreasManiac @ Oct 24 2009, 23:28)
QUOTE (CryptReaperDorian @ Oct 25 2009, 02:25)
QUOTE (Stink_Fist @ Oct 24 2009, 22:40)
I watch some of the videos for TBOGT on YouTube, f*ck me. Alot of those comments actually make you face palm.

I know exactly what you mean. So what we play as a gay black guy? lol.gif orly.gif

wait, wait, wait, isn't Tony supposed to be the gay one?
or Luis isn't just his henchman, he also is his.... wow.gif

Look at the italic part. I was merely mocking people that think we play as a gay guy. Luis is straight by the way.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 11:08 AM

There are always retarded videos which try to say "rap sucks, metal is the best" and there are several of them... funny thing is, they all say the same thing in different ways using different words, software, song or whatever.

But the comments always make me face palm. This type of videos are usually the only provocative videos I visit.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 01:11 PM

One time a guy made a comment my super mario world vids were copyright infringement, but I mean whatever it's gonna take nintendo all year to delete 620,000 super mario videos.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 07:28 PM

Just remembered one from a while ago:
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Metroid is like the Halo of Nintendo.

Probably the biggest insult ever crafted towards Metroid fans. dozingoff.gif

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 11:35 PM

QUOTE (Reconite @ Oct 25 2009, 12:28)
Just remembered one from a while ago:
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Metroid is like the Halo of Nintendo.

Probably the biggest insult ever crafted towards Metroid fans. dozingoff.gif

Halo=Walking around in space suits fighting stuff with various futuristic weapons.
Metroid=Walking around in space suits fighting stuff with various futuristic weapons.

I'm sorry if I'm not as nerdy as you,but that's basically it,right?

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 12:19 AM

QUOTE (sgt.slaughter @ Oct 25 2009, 23:35)
Halo=Walking around in space suits fighting stuff with various futuristic weapons.
Metroid=Walking around in space suits fighting stuff with various futuristic weapons.
I'm sorry if I'm not as nerdy as you, but that's basically it, right?

Yes, I'm a nerd. No denying that. tounge.gif

And no, what I mean is:
Halo = Overrated, Overhyped, Huge Online Multiplayer, Simplistic Single Player mode advanced through levels, First Person Shooter, Power Shields on Armor, Generic as f*ck action hero in a generic Doomguy power suit.

Metroid = Not Overrated, Not Overhyped, No Online Multiplayer, Adventure Games (with the Prime series being First Person Adventure, not FPS), Energy Tanks for Armor, action chick in a (well designed) power suit.

They're very, very different. The only similarity I can see between them are the suit designs of the main characters and the Prime series' first person view compared to Halo's first person view. Then again, a lot of games have a first person view nowadays. monocle.gif

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 01:20 AM

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GO OUTSIDE GET A LIFE AND DIE YOU c*nt +1



Get a life...die? The +1 made me laugh.

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 02:05 AM

This was a comment to a music video. Can't remember what one, but it was a good tune. Word of warning, it's rather graphic!

oh my days this tune is soooo dirty, i just scraped a cheese grator down my dogs arse and let the bits fall on to some bread,? let my mum have a bite and she puked on the bread then i rubbed it in cow poo, and shoved it up my dead cats arse then cooked it then let it go mouldy then pissed on it and ripped by uncles teeth out and put them on the bread, and the breads still cleaner than this songggg

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:00 AM

QUOTE (downlink @ Oct 31 2009, 02:05)
This was a comment to a music video. Can't remember what one, but it was a good tune. Word of warning, it's rather graphic!

oh my days this tune is soooo dirty, i just scraped a cheese grator down my dogs arse and let the bits fall on to some bread,? let my mum have a bite and she puked on the bread then i rubbed it in cow poo, and shoved it up my dead cats arse then cooked it then let it go mouldy then pissed on it and ripped by uncles teeth out and put them on the bread, and the breads still cleaner than this songggg

Sure you didn't write that yourself?
I mean you can remember the whole comment but not the song it was commented on....riiight.

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anyone ever have sex with food? i do on thanksgiving. mmm turkey basters and turkey juice

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 12:09 PM Edited by Reiji, 31 October 2009 - 12:17 PM.



"Failures of Youtube" series: a video on retarded comments on YouTube. Most of the retarded comments were from a Halo 3 trap video, making viewers think it's a tutorial on how to unlock all armors, but it's just a sped up episode Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 12:40 PM

QUOTE (rubba_dukie @ Oct 31 2009, 11:00)
QUOTE (downlink @ Oct 31 2009, 02:05)
This was a comment to a music video. Can't remember what one, but it was a good tune. Word of warning, it's rather graphic!

oh my days this tune is soooo dirty, i just scraped a cheese grator down my dogs arse and let the bits fall on to some bread,? let my mum have a bite and she puked on the bread then i rubbed it in cow poo, and shoved it up my dead cats arse then cooked it then let it go mouldy then pissed on it and ripped by uncles teeth out and put them on the bread, and the breads still cleaner than this songggg

Sure you didn't write that yourself?
I mean you can remember the whole comment but not the song it was commented on....riiight.

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Just so this post has a bit of meaning. Heres a random comment from a wrestling video(kurt angle vs desmond wolfe).
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anyone ever have sex with food? i do on thanksgiving. mmm turkey basters and turkey juice

Trust me I didn't write that wink.gif Why would I go through the effort to write all that? The only reason I found it was that I dug the quote up from an MSN convo that I was having with a friend. I knew I'd copied and pasted the comment so I just found it again in the conversation history. smile.gif

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 06:31 PM

QUOTE (rubba_dukie @ Oct 31 2009, 08:00)
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anyone ever have sex with food? i do on thanksgiving. mmm turkey basters and turkey juice

what-the-fck!?!?

is that real!?!?

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 01:41 PM

QUOTE (Reiji @ Oct 31 2009, 19:09)

Those comments=priceless. biggrin.gif

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 02:56 PM

QUOTE (rubba_dukie @ Oct 31 2009, 13:00)
Just so this post has a bit of meaning. Heres a random comment from a wrestling video(kurt angle vs desmond wolfe).
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anyone ever have sex with food? i do on thanksgiving. mmm turkey basters and turkey juice

This changed my view on food FOREVER. Seriusly, I was hungry when I read it and in a second I lost my hunger. Thank you.

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 03:02 PM

QUOTE (rubba_dukie @ Oct 31 2009, 13:00)
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anyone ever have sex with food? i do on thanksgiving. mmm turkey basters and turkey juice

eeehh what?! nervous.gif

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#59

Posted 01 November 2009 - 03:15 PM

Some of these retarded comments are SO FUNNY that I laughed for 30 minutes STRAIGHT. One example:
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Shut up about it, You can go f*ck yourself Jamescool, Im not 8, im 10

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 08:38 PM

QUOTE (One-time @ Nov 1 2009, 08:15)
Some of these retarded comments are SO FUNNY that I laughed for 30 minutes STRAIGHT. One example:
QUOTE (GoldenGirl39)
Shut up about it, You can go f*ck yourself Jamescool, Im not 8, im 10

Wow, just, wow. "Im not 8, im 10" doesn't fix sh*t XD




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