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GtaFan85
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#1

Posted 18 September 2009 - 05:53 AM

i didn't know where the right spot this would go at, soo

you know you play gta iv to much when you name the real life cars by the gta iv car names, for instane a coquette is a corvette. which i sometime say the gta iv name by accident.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 06:09 AM

QUOTE (GtaFan85 @ Sep 17 2009, 22:53)
you know you play gta iv to much when you name the real life cars by the gta iv car names, for instane a coquette is a corvette. which i sometime say the gta iv name by accident.

Oh god very much this.

Also I could care less in regards if this topic idea has already been posted so I'll just proceed onto mines:

...when you start thinking of your life as if you and your best friends were protagonists and living lives very GTA-like
...when you start acting extremely similar to your most favored character

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 07:16 AM

Punp your butt full of steroids.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 07:56 AM

QUOTE (GtaFan85 @ Sep 18 2009, 05:53)
i didn't know where the right spot this would go at, soo

you know you play gta iv to much when you name the real life cars by the gta iv car names, for instane a coquette is a corvette. which i sometime say the gta iv name by accident.

I would say i played too much because sometimes, i take the real subway to see if it match gta's one.
Or one time when i went to New york to see how look Liberty City in real life.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 08:09 AM

You know you've played too much GTA IV when...

- You run over pedestrians to see the awesome real life physics.
- You wait for "Republican Space Ranger", or "The Men's Room" to come on TV.
- You go to order a Heart Stopper (I think that's what it's called) at McDonald's, or Burger King.
- You have the sudden urge to kill "Flying Rats".
- You, and a mate go drinking at a Irish Pub, and when you come out you yell "YELLOW CAAAAAARRRR" to hail a taxi.
- You're worried about cops stealing your car outside of your house when they're chasing someone.
- Getting hit by a car you stumble backwards for about 10 seconds like a crazed drunk.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 08:14 AM

QUOTE (GtaFan85 @ Sep 18 2009, 05:53)
i didn't know where the right spot this would go at, soo

you know you play gta iv to much when you name the real life cars by the gta iv car names, for instane a coquette is a corvette. which i sometime say the gta iv name by accident.

Dude I always do this. I'll walk down the road and say under my breath, man that nrg-900 looks sweet. My dad has 3 harley davidsons and I always call them freeways lol. My mums car looks like a dilletante.

-When you go on the internet and think that if you go on a porn website, you'll get 5 stars.
-This is absoloutely pathetic, but when I'm walking home from somewhere, sometimes I'll practice the animations for the next GTA to come out, honestly... I'll walk home, clicking my fingers etc, almost as if I am being motion-captured. Also, on my trampoline, I'll do a fighting move, e.g an uppercut, then I'll practice what would happen in euphoria etc. Man I'm pathetic, but it's awesome!

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 08:46 AM

- When you close your eyes all you can see the blip radar. (especially after long mp sessions, all I see is the radar with all the player blips)

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 09:52 AM

- when you see a nice car and all you wanne do is get out of your bucket
and carjack the damn car

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 10:06 AM

when you order sprunk with your food.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 10:15 AM

when you go downstairs and your parents are sitting in their tv chairs mummified.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 10:17 AM

when your little baby girl suddenly is a highly payed hooker.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 10:34 AM

when you see your girlfriend leaving with her stuff.


when you look down and see that you havent made it to the toilet.


when you are getting kicked out of your flat because you couldnt pay the rent.


when you come to a gta forum and behave like a gangster.


when you shoot someone in real life and think this is auto aim dissalowed.


when you turn around and see that your pet snake was starved to death.
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Posted 18 September 2009 - 11:00 AM

-When your laid off of work and you'd rather spend an all nighter going through Niko's story again . Instead of waking up early to go look for work

-When you almost start to feel sorry for Roman after canceling plans with him

-When you forget what day it is, let alone the rough time of the day after playing

-When she starts to strip and do things very much unlike herself just to get your attention off the damn game

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 12:00 PM

when the local medics insert an intravenous drip into your arm to provide sustenance and a catheter for peeing lol.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 12:44 PM

. when you expect Niko to ring you on your mobile to ask you out to the pub for a game of darts.

. when you walk through the town car park with your friends trying to point out which car looks like its double in GTA IV. ("Oh f*ck me! That's definitely a Perennial!")

. when you get kicked out of your local lap dance club for vaulting over the screens by the tables.

. when you try on your new suit in the clothes store outside the changing room.

. when you expect the homeless guy selling The Big Issue to ask you for some money to bury his mommy.

. when your cat ceases to exist.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 12:52 PM

When you get calls from your goddamn cousin to go bowling every 5 seconds.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 01:09 PM

When you try backing and ramming your car into the nearest swingset thinking it will catapult you across town.

You don't believe in Heaven but you believe in "Blue Hell".

You start calling NYC landmarks by their GTA IV names.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 01:53 PM

...When I think that my enemies Are J Peg and Dimitri

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 02:25 PM

You are played GTA IV too much when..

you try to steal a car by hitting it with your elbow and think that is possible and your elbow doesn't hurt at all.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 04:26 PM

when you think you can get a handjob from a prostitute with your pants still on. Must be telepathic hos lol

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 05:11 PM

-when you start letting you friends smoke herb in your car and call you star.
-if you get into a confrontation with someone you want to rip of their F*cking head
-you try and think how much your friends like you out of 100%

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 05:49 PM

When you actually consider driving down the wrong side of the road to get around traffic.


true story. confused.gif

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 06:11 PM

When you try to dial a cheat code in your cell phone.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 07:39 PM

you give creepers named Eddie and/or Marnie a ride in your car like it's no big deal.

you wreck your car and try to fix it by calling GTA-555-0100.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 10:22 PM



When youre scared to get a in a taxicab cause youre afraid the driver might gas you
Taxi driver: Sorry about the gas, i just laid some eggs in here.



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Posted 18 September 2009 - 10:26 PM

You yell out "STUPID MALAKAAAA!" IRL


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Posted 18 September 2009 - 10:55 PM

QUOTE (Sinz86irocblk @ Sep 18 2009, 11:00)
-When your laid off of work and you'd rather spend an all nighter going through Niko's story again . Instead of waking up early to go look for work

-When you almost start to feel sorry for Roman after canceling plans with him

-When you forget what day it is, let alone the rough time of the day after playing

-When she starts to strip and do things very much unlike herself just to get your attention off the damn game

wow lol, i like the last part tounge2.gif

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 01:12 AM

QUOTE (Haywood Giablomi @ Sep 18 2009, 11:49)
When you actually consider driving down the wrong side of the road to get around traffic.


true story. confused.gif

Sometimes I worry if playing music from GTA in my real car might make me do something like this. Hasn't happened yet.

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 01:23 AM

QUOTE (Magic_Al @ Sep 19 2009, 01:12)
QUOTE (Haywood Giablomi @ Sep 18 2009, 11:49)
When you actually consider driving down the wrong side of the road to get around traffic.


true story.    confused.gif

Sometimes I worry if playing music from GTA in my real car might make me do something like this. Hasn't happened yet.

I like going to the helitours in taxis a lot. One day (true story) I was sitting in my parents' van, then China Grove came on the radio, and i said, "take me to bus lane." It actually took me a minute to realize what i did.


And I worry that, too.

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 04:01 AM

QUOTE (Feral Slug @ Sep 19 2009, 01:23)
QUOTE (Magic_Al @ Sep 19 2009, 01:12)
QUOTE (Haywood Giablomi @ Sep 18 2009, 11:49)
When you actually consider driving down the wrong side of the road to get around traffic.


true story.     confused.gif

Sometimes I worry if playing music from GTA in my real car might make me do something like this. Hasn't happened yet.

I like going to the helitours in taxis a lot. One day (true story) I was sitting in my parents' van, then China Grove came on the radio, and i said, "take me to bus lane." It actually took me a minute to realize what i did.


And I worry that, too.

I bet your parents gave you the WTF? look didn't they?





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