Dan Houser's a Geordie? Well I'll be dipped in sh*t.
The f*ck are you supposed to be? A Tom Cruise look-a-like disguised as a Jack Sparrow chess piece?
You look quite different in every photo you post.
Crazy how these non-created females can take on different appearances. It's as if they don't have an effect generator altering their design.
And that's how we know you have no friends on Facebook.