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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:05 PM

Here are some pics I snapped quickly with my phone. I had one from my house but it wont transfer from my phone onto the PC for some reason:
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Yeah, its pretty small but I'm fearing it might turn to this tomorrow:
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Our great Tameside council has done a great job of putting cones and a sign around it. sigh.gif People still drive around it. Some drove over it. I realise they cant do anything right now but still.
Has anyone had anything similar happen where they live or witnessed something like it?
Share your stories.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:18 PM

I see what it is, but what actually is a sinkhole???

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:19 PM Edited by Chunk, 01 July 2009 - 09:29 PM.

Try and stick your dick in the hole.

Worked for me. monocle.gif

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:19 PM

QUOTE (YoungJoe94)
I see what it is, but what actually is a sinkhole???

Clearly it's a big hole in the ground.

Put a toilet or something over it.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:25 PM

at least it's not a stink hole.

no real sink hole stories to relay from here...sorry. the closest i have is when they replaced the trolley tracks in my neighborhoood and somehow some car missed all the road cloased signs/baricades/tape/whatnot and ended up parking their car vertically in the 6ft trench.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:27 PM

Nice places to dispose of bodies, they are.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:40 PM

I'd start running away from that hole - you're darn right it could expand and then you'll wake up in the sewer!

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:45 PM

It's an Emergence Hole!
Run before the Locust Grubs shower your street with lead...

...or just throw a grenade down it and see what happens.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:50 PM

QUOTE (Kalasinn @ Jul 1 2009, 21:45)
...or just throw a grenade down it and see what happens.

"Three Australians killed in freak explosion"

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:17 PM

Hey, what's that movie called where there are these monsters eating the ground and it looks sort of like that?

I have very vague memories about it but.. hmm..

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:23 PM

Your going to wake up 500 ft in the ground with rat man if you don't hurry up and get that fixed. Or you could put a piece of cardboard over it and pretend it's not thier.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:25 PM

QUOTE (nlitement @ Jul 1 2009, 22:17)
Hey, what's that movie called where there are these monsters eating the ground and it looks sort of like that?

I have very vague memories about it but.. hmm..



That one?

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:31 PM

Sink holes are usually caused by broken water mains or uncontrolled erosion. But if you've been going about, boasting of your luxurious home filled with gold and jewels, maybe someone was trying to tunnel in.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:33 PM


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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:40 PM

Dude, buy a f*ckin fancy dress costume, jump down there and then hop out on people and make them sh*t bricks, film it, youtube it, it will get like a million views.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:51 PM

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Dude, buy a f*ckin fancy dress costume, jump down there and then hop out on people and make them sh*t bricks, film it, youtube it, it will get like a million views.

Should be a gimp costume and then when u see people comng near just jump out the whole running and screaming. You'll get one f*cked up guy going to check if he can score some fetish sh*t lol.gif

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:12 PM

QUOTE (DeeperRed @ Jul 1 2009, 22:51)
QUOTE (·chris @ Jul 1 2009, 22:40)
Dude, buy a f*ckin fancy dress costume, jump down there and then hop out on people and make them sh*t bricks, film it, youtube it, it will get like a million views.

Should be a gimp costume and then when u see people comng near just jump out the whole running and screaming. You'll get one f*cked up guy going to check if he can score some fetish sh*t lol.gif

hahaha i would pay to see that.....and when he climbs out with a gimp suit on, point at one of your neighbours houses and scream "He kept me in the for 10 years, but I'm free now!" lol.gif No-one would look at that neighbour the same again.....

Or dress up as the devil, climb out and say "Humans, your time has come.......to get major discounts on all of your Wal-Mart goods with 50% off vouchers!" then dance away notify.gif

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:13 PM

QUOTE (Seachmall @ Jul 1 2009, 22:19)
Put a toilet or something over it.

F*ck that!
Just go and squat over it and take a massive dump orly.gif .

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:15 PM

QUOTE (Kalasinn @ Jul 1 2009, 22:45)
It's an Emergence Hole!
Run before the Locust Grubs shower your street with lead...

...or just throw a grenade down it and see what happens.

He better run, the whole town might sink. It's gonna look something like this tommorow:

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IT'S EMERGENCE DAY PEOPLE, RUN TO YOUR ZOMBIE FORTS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:43 PM

Sink holes have always scared the crap out of me. I don't like the idea of the ground randomly collapsing beneath me. Hopefully, that doesn't spread.

And you should totally take up that sh*t bricks idea. tounge.gif

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:54 PM

Dang, Suprised the council have'nt reacted quick on that to be honest.
Looks rough, I see many complaints from neighbours soon.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 12:02 AM

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HOLY F*CK!!!!!!! That's a God damn hole.

Anywho, about your hole. Just put a blue tarp over it apparently that fix's holes in roofs biggrin.gif
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 12:04 AM

QUOTE (gamesguru @ Jul 1 2009, 19:13)
QUOTE (Seachmall @ Jul 1 2009, 22:19)
Put a toilet or something over it.

F*ck that!
Just go and squat over it and take a massive dump orly.gif .

HA! HA! HA! Just watch you back you might be crapping on this and come back and bite you in the a*s lol.gif



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Posted 02 July 2009 - 12:09 AM

QUOTE (Seachmall @ Jul 2 2009, 00:25)
QUOTE (nlitement @ Jul 1 2009, 22:17)
Hey, what's that movie called where there are these monsters eating the ground and it looks sort of like that?

I have very vague memories about it but.. hmm..



That one?

Haha, yep. biggrin.gif

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 12:18 AM Edited by Mr. O, 02 July 2009 - 12:44 AM.

QUOTE (pcguytech_2005 @ Jul 1 2009, 19:04)
QUOTE (gamesguru @ Jul 1 2009, 19:13)
QUOTE (Seachmall @ Jul 1 2009, 22:19)
Put a toilet or something over it.

F*ck that!
Just go and squat over it and take a massive dump orly.gif .

HA! HA! HA! Just watch you back you might be crapping on this and come back and bite you in the a*s lol.gif


Uhhhhh WTF is that? Go to the 1:49 mark, look at the part of it down in the crack (at the top of the screen) looks like a needle lookin thing extrudes in and out of it.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:10 AM

Holy sh*t, man, you actually went and stood that close up to it? I probably would have fallen straight through he asphalt.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:30 AM

There was I believe something like a sinkhole near Sydney a month ago where half the road just collapsed swallowing up several cars.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:41 AM

Maybe your house is actually outside somebody's sinkhole! Think outside the box, man. orly.gif

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 02:13 AM

Super glory-hole!!!

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 02:51 AM

QUOTE (Blackout? @ Jul 1 2009, 20:13)
Super glory-hole!!!

Who would be the recipient in this one? tounge.gif



That's some craziness how it can just hollow out like that. Especially the bigger hole, be careful and fall in... I mean don't tounge.gif




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