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HeliosNYC
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:17 PM

I read that fingerprints are basically just your body oils, and that all you really need to do - with paper at least, such as a brown paper bag, which is what I want to remove them from - is use a cloth to wipe the desired area; this will not remove your oils, but it will smear your fingerprints to a degree that they become just oily smudges, and, obviously, they won't be indentifiable fingerprints anymore

Does anybody know?

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:18 PM

You raped her, didn't you?

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:19 PM

That's generally correct - paper is great for fingerprints, but all it takes is one wipe to smudge them and make them unidentifiable.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:20 PM

QUOTE (Chunk @ Jun 26 2009, 23:18)
You raped her, didn't you?

with a bag over her head

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:21 PM

Call 911

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:22 PM

Don't worry. Fingerprints is a myth.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:23 PM

I was hoping this'll be a milestone thread....

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:25 PM

QUOTE (Swarz @ Jun 26 2009, 18:19)
That's generally correct - paper is great for fingerprints, but all it takes is one wipe to smudge them and make them unidentifiable.

Aah, that's the ticket. Thanks a bunch.

And to our would-be comedians, let's just say... Billy Madison.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:27 PM

you could just burn the bag, i mean from what i heard but i'm not sure if its true, paper is kinda flammable

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:36 PM

QUOTE (WedgeAntilles @ Jun 26 2009, 23:27)
you could just burn the bag, i mean from what i heard but i'm not sure if its true, paper is kinda flammable

Made me lol!


My advice is to hand the bag into the police and ask for the fingerprint removal service, they do a great job.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:41 PM

I've tried to find an answer with the Google search engine of how to avoid leaving fingerprints in general, but I found nothing (other than actually removing the skin from your fingers). Anyone else been able to find anything worth reading? I'd think this would be a topic that would at least appear in a search engine's results pages...

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:45 PM

Wear gloves before you decide to boink someone underage.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 12:26 AM

Used the bag as a condom on that 12 year old eh? Not good! Not good in the eyes of the law especially. I really don't see why you have to keep this brown paper bag, but maybe soaking it in sunflower oil and then drying it will get rid of the fingerprint oil.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 12:40 AM

don't remove them, add to them. with water or other substance, or you can burn the bag. but maybe you are collecting paper bags, or you just like the particular bag. then i would suggest that you get a life.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 07:13 AM

Grab a KFC meal and shove it in the bag and rub it all over it. Should do the trick.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 03:35 PM Edited by Seachmall, 27 June 2009 - 03:37 PM.

I'd say rub lard over the area in question or, more effectively, burn the bag.

Considering brown paper bags absorbs the oil I don't think just rubbing it will do much good, maybe for metals, plastics etc. that would work but not for brown paper bags I'd imagine (just presuming though).

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:12 PM

Use gloves next time.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:18 PM

QUOTE (agent17 @ Jun 27 2009, 09:12)
Use gloves next time.

This.

You should be using gloves when picking up dog crap in the first place, tiger.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:28 PM

Eat the bag. Paper is eatable so there is your answer.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 09:24 PM

pffft,paper bags are so 1980's...just go get yourself some gangstas to pop a cap in her ass

oh and dude,honestly....just remember to wash your damn hands! whatever you did with the poor bag isn't healthy.


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Posted 27 June 2009 - 09:48 PM

Burn it ^^




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