Your know your in Liberty City when....
Posted 25 June 2009 - 03:14 PM
The national guard is on call with their AK47s and their battalion of Rhino Tanks 24/7.
Wannabe Taxi Cab drivers are rewarded with Bullet-Proof Taxis.
Wannabe cops are rewarded with prototype body armor.
Wannabe paramedics are rewarded with surgically enhanced legs.
Wannabe firefighters are rewarded with surgically enhanced fireproof skin.
It is NOT illegal to drive a tank.Shooting the cannon is however.
It is NOT illegal to pose as a paramedic/cop/firefighter/taxi,as long as can get the job done.
It is NOT illegal to block the road.
There are no traffic laws.
It is illegal for a cop to enter someone's house.
All police vehicles are purposely equipped with defiencies that will cause their car to break down,unlike other cars which are even more poorly designed.
It is legal to carry any type of weapon on the streets,including miniguns and RPGs.
80% of the men in the city are still virgins.
Paramedics posess incredible healing abilities,allowing them to save even people who have suffered a point-blank tank cannon shell to the head.
It is legal for a cop to randomly beat someone to death.
All police officers most likely crashed their car into the building during driving lessons.(This is NOT uncommon.)
Posted 25 June 2009 - 04:22 PM
|QUOTE (Spotter4 @ Jun 25 2009, 15:14)|
|80% of the men in the city are still virgins.|
Sorry but I have to disagree.
You know you're in Liberty City when...
-Some Serbian just ran your @ss over
-You see a map of Liberty City
That's all I can think of right now. >->
Posted 25 June 2009 - 04:33 PM
Posted 25 June 2009 - 06:04 PM
-When you see dual pistols shooting explosive rounds.
Posted 25 June 2009 - 06:43 PM
-> When one way of getting the Gardai's attention is the same way to get rid of them (i.e. smashing into them).
Posted 25 June 2009 - 06:52 PM
|QUOTE (Spotter4 @ Jun 25 2009, 16:14)|
|It is NOT illegal to pose as a paramedic/cop/firefighter/taxi,as long as can get the job done.|
That one made me laugh.
You know you're in Liberty City when drug dealers do nothing but stand in the same spot for hours upon end.
Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:29 PM
You know you're in liberty city when you can buy an RPG to be delivered to your door.
You know your in liberty city when your fists never get tired of smashing the glass of a car after falling into the water.
You know you're in liberty city when all time stops after going through a donut billboard.
Posted 25 June 2009 - 11:24 PM
- You can win a house by winning on a scratchcard.
- Every 3rd-4th male ped you run over is a virgin.
- Some drug dealers stand out in plain view of everyone, and they don't care.
- You can go to gas stations, and make moltov cocktails, but no one notices or really cares.
Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:44 AM
This all happens without you turning around or even forgetting to pay for your hotdog.
Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:23 PM
Posted 26 June 2009 - 10:06 PM
You know your in Liberty City when....
-No one cares if you drive in alleys or on the wrong sides of the road, or even sidewalks (as long as you don't hit someone)!
-No one cares if you're walking around with a weapon, as long as it's not pointed at anyone.
Posted 28 June 2009 - 12:03 AM
You know you're in Liberty City when drug dealers are found around every corner of the city, out in the open, letting everyone (including cops) see them, but they never get busted except for when you are dealing with them.
Posted 28 June 2009 - 11:25 AM
Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:12 PM
You know you're in Liberty City when you can lose tons of army soilders, tanks, cops, S.W.A.T. members, and other law enforcment just by driving into a spray shop and spending $100. (Or is it $1000?)
Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:05 PM
You know when you're in Liberty when the only clothing shops available are designed for men.
You know when you're in Liberty when you can fit an RPG under your jacket, amongst other weapons.
You know when you're in Liberty when there are no children, whatsoever.
Posted 28 June 2009 - 07:41 PM
Posted 30 June 2009 - 04:33 AM
a homicidal man with an military arsonal is killing dozens of people for entertainment all before breakfast
the military holds up on coming into the city until 2009 after in 2008 3 of the same type of men described above have killed at minumim a thousand people, destoryed who knows how many buildings and have killed tons of cops
you find nuclear waste in the river
Alderney just disappears. ( Most Liberty City citizens are probably happy anyway)
the whole city is surrounded by water
police will kill a man for scrathing thier door but won't give a s*** if you shoot a man 5 times and he happens to live.
Thiers no children, animals expect pigeons and no schools except colleges
Posted 01 July 2009 - 04:53 AM
Posted 01 July 2009 - 05:48 PM
- When hardly anyone thinks about locking their car doors.
- When someone thinks it's a good idea to leave a fully operational tank lying around ready for the taking- by an airport no less.
- When a hotdog can cure any known injury.
- When the cops don't think "Hey, maybe we shouldn't run up to the guy with the chain gun."
- When you can buy hearses, limos, Formula 1 cars and tanks from your friendly neighbourhood auto merchant.
- When you can kill hundreds of cops and get off with a small fee.
- When the bus drivers dare not leave the bus station.
- When 'Stop, Drop and Roll' works every time.
- When little known music artists can get radio stations to play nothing but their songs.
- When all buildings can survive being shot at by tanks.
Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:19 PM
Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:40 PM
Posted 22 July 2009 - 06:34 AM
-you know you in LC when you can use a code then the weather will chnge or give you explosive ammo !
lol you know your in LC when you can go to skull symbols then start a rampage just for the fun of it
Posted 31 January 2011 - 04:36 AM
When anyone can instantly become a paramedic, and be better than almost any doctor at it.
When the cops give up after their cars are damaged.
When every rioter seems to carry around some type of assault rifle.
When cops are serial killers.
When the healthcare is the best in the world.
When there are only five radio stations on (what i assume to be) an XM radio.
When a guy in a green jacket kills you for no reason at all.
Posted 25 February 2011 - 06:12 AM
You can carry and Uzi, Minigun, 50 Molotoves, Shotgun, Assault rifle, Pistol, and a Samurai Sword under your jacket, all at the same time.
You can find Weapons, Drugs, Food, Money, and a Dildo in a dumpster.
Posted 25 February 2011 - 12:31 PM
You know you're in Liberty City when everyone always drives the same car as you, no matter how often you get a new one.
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