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#1141

Posted 12 June 2017 - 11:25 PM

"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.."

 

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Posted 16 June 2017 - 11:43 PM

"Why do you say that your fag hags have bigger cojones than most straight men?"
"Because they know about the abnormal sh*t that I'm into, and instead of feeling repulsed like most wussy-ass straight dudes, they find it amusing and support me."

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 12:40 AM

"The prince shouldn't fear not to have a numerous population but not to have a fair sharing of the wealth".

 

Confucius


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#1144

Posted 20 June 2017 - 03:01 PM Edited by Darth Absentis, 20 June 2017 - 03:02 PM.

"there are no hard words, only soft people": unknown.

 

question: "what do you feel when you shoot a terrorist ?"

 

Military sniper answers: "recoil."

 

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 11:41 PM

"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live."

 

Norman Cousins


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Posted 21 June 2017 - 01:36 AM Edited by Majesty Dreamworth, 21 June 2017 - 01:40 AM.

This is an excerpt from Sheldon Vanauken’s Severe Mercy, a memoir about the love he and his wife shared, and how his wife’s passing saved him from walking down a bitter path in his life. In this excerpt, he is reminiscing about a fateful choice he made as a young boy while reading a book in his parent’s woods (if I remember correctly). The chapter is called "The Heights and the Depths":

“He had been wont to despise emotions: girls were weak, emotions–tears– were weakness. But this morning he was thinking that being a great brain in a tower, nothing but brain, wouldn’t be much fun. No excitement, no dog to love, no joy in the blue sky– no feelings at all. But feelings– feelings are emotions! He was suddenly overwhelmed by the revelation that what makes life worth living is, precisely, the emotions. But then– this was awful!– maybe girls with their tears and laughter were getting more out of life. Shattering! He checked himself, showing one’s emotions was not the thing: having them was. Still, he was dizzy with the revelation. What is beauty but something that is responded to with emotion? Courage, at least, is partly emotional. All the splendour of life. But if the best of life is, in fact, emotional, then one wanted the highest, the purest emotions: and that meant joy. Joy was the highest. How did one find joy? In books it was found in love– a great love… So if he wanted the heights of joy, he must have it, if he could find it, in great love. But in the books again, great joy through love always seemed to go hand in hand with frightful pain. “Still,” he thought, looking out across the meadow, “still, the joy would be worth the pain”– if indeed, they went together. If there were a choice– and he suspected there was– a choice between, on the one hand, the heights and the depths and, on the other hand, some sort of safe, cautious middle way, he, for one, here and now chose the heights and the depths.
Since then, the years have gone by and he– had he not had what he chose that day in the meadow? He had had the love. And the joy– what joy it had been! And the sorrow. He had had– was having– all the sorrow there was. And yet, the joy was worth the pain. Even now he re-affirmed that long-past choice.”
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#1147

Posted 29 June 2017 - 10:15 AM

"Win the yes need the no to win again the no".

 

Jean-Pierre Raffarin


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#1148

Posted 04 July 2017 - 09:04 PM

"If I wanted you to open your mouth I would've shoved both my dicks up your nose!! Ugh!!"

-Mr. Regular.

 

So poetic.


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#1149

Posted 05 July 2017 - 11:54 PM Edited by Evil empire, 08 July 2017 - 12:32 AM.

"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.”

 

Mark Twain


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#1150

Posted 06 July 2017 - 07:25 AM

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

(Buddha)
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Posted 08 July 2017 - 12:40 AM Edited by Evil empire, 04 September 2017 - 05:41 PM.

"The one who masters his own self is even greater than the one who rules the world".

 

Buddha


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Posted 14 July 2017 - 10:51 PM

when the power of love overcomes the love for power the world will know peace - Jimi Hendrix

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#1153

Posted 14 July 2017 - 11:16 PM

"Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table."

 

W. H. Auden


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#1154

Posted 18 July 2017 - 02:51 AM

"Don't touch me please, I cannot stand the way you tease."
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Posted 19 July 2017 - 01:57 AM

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"

Voltaire
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Posted 22 July 2017 - 05:51 PM Edited by Qaziush, 22 July 2017 - 05:52 PM.

Kristanna Loken

 

"Here's to having anal sex, stick it where she least expects. f*ck her so hard make her butt cheeks flex, grab her sister tell her she's next"


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#1157

Posted 02 August 2017 - 04:46 PM

Prince Phillip's Of England has become one of new favorite quoters.

 

 

Some of his best quips:
 
1966: "British women can't cook".
 
1969: "What do you gargle with, pebbles?" To Sir Tom Jones after a Royal Variety Performance.
 
1981: "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." During the 1981 recession.
 
1984: "You are a woman, aren't you?" In Kenya after accepting a small gift from a local woman.
 
1986: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed." To a group of British students during a royal visit to China
 
1988: "It looks like a tart's bedroom." On seeing plans for the Duke and Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park.
 
1992: "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." In Australia when asked to stroke a koala.
 
1993: "You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly". To a Briton he met in Hungary.
 
1994: "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" To a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands.
 
1995: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test." To a Scottish driving instructor.
 
1996: "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" In response to calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting.
 
1997: "Bloody silly fool!" Referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him.
 
1999: "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." Speaking to a group of young deaf people in Cardiff who were standing near a steel band.
 
1999: "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." Referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh.
 
2001: "You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space.
 
2002: "Still throwing spears?" Question put to an Australian Aborigine
 
2002: "You look like a suicide bomber." To a young policewoman wearing a bullet-proof vest on Stornoway, Isle of Lewis.
 
2009: "There's a lot of your family in tonight." After looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians.
 
2009: "Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?" To designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard.
 
2010: "Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?" To Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie Pointing while pointing to some tartan in Edinburgh.
 
2010: "Do you work in a strip club?" To 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub.
 
2012: "I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." To 25-year-old council worker Hannah Jackson, who was wearing a dress with a zip running the length of its front, on a Jubilee visit to Bromley, Kent.
 
2013: "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS." On meeting a Filipino nurse at Luton and Dunstable Hospital.
 
2013: "[Children] go to school because their parents don't want them in the house." To Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban and now campaigns for the right of girls to go to school without fear.
 
2017: "You look starved." To a pensioner on a visit to the Charterhouse almshouse for elderly men.
 
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#1158

Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:06 PM

"The Russians call it Borscht but I still ask myself why they always cook the salad."
- Anonymous.

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#1159

Posted 05 August 2017 - 12:00 AM

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks
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#1160

Posted 06 August 2017 - 03:43 PM

As someone who suffers from minor depression i can always relate to this quote from Green Mile.

 

'I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I'm tired of never having me a buddy to be with to tell me where he's going to, coming from, or why. Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world...every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head...all the time. Can you understand?"


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Posted 08 August 2017 - 03:26 PM

"I'm discussing one of my least favorite missions because of its difficulty and don't call me sweetie you wierdo."
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#1162

Posted 04 September 2017 - 05:23 PM

"I take borderline disgusting and graphic signatures, sexually inappropriate content on a forum frequented by minors is OK, but a flag?! Gee, how dare I?!"
-Spadge
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#1163

Posted 04 September 2017 - 06:08 PM

"The dividing line between good and evil crosses every human heart."

 

Ferdinand Magellan


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Posted 05 September 2017 - 11:17 AM

"why dont you go eat some acid and f*cking calm down before i calm you down" - weckingball

 

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 11:41 AM

MF Doom "Deep Fried Frenz"

 

"Fam be around whatever you paid or bummy. You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me. Be to nice and people take for a dummy.


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Posted 05 September 2017 - 12:08 PM

"week without a shirt....swayze challenge" "do you know who patrick swayze is" "yeah....hes a skater"

 

https://youtu.be/nFvcHsdv-ZQ?t=549

 

right at the end


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Posted 05 September 2017 - 05:15 PM

"Cradle my botch" - Donald, Trainwreck


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Posted 05 September 2017 - 07:38 PM

"Don't stop till the hell comes."

Sharlto Copley, on his Reddit AMA.

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#1169

Posted 06 September 2017 - 11:00 AM Edited by krypt0s, 06 September 2017 - 11:01 AM.

People need to be cautious because anything built by man can be destroyed by Mother Nature.

-Russel Honore


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Mother Nature is always speaking. She speaks in a language understood within the peaceful mind of the sincere observer. Leopards, cobras, monkeys, rivers and trees; they all served as my teachers when I lived as a wanderer in the Himalayan foothills.

-Radhanath Swami
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#1170

Posted 06 September 2017 - 02:06 PM

"Catch him Derry"- Some Irish chasing a bat.




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