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  • Majestic81

    Be anything but dont be gone..

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 01:44 PM Edited by Majestic81, 23 February 2015 - 01:45 PM.






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  • TheKillerDonuts

    Even on a diet, you can still eat a f*ckin bomb

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Posted 04 March 2015 - 05:16 PM

"All I ever wanted out of life was what everyone else had, not more. Just not the less I was used to... Well, I took a real swing for it, you know? And for a while, it was like I always thought it would be. I was one of you. And it felt good. People finally saw me like I saw myself, and you can't ask for more than that... Maybe I did, though. Maybe it got so I didn't want to be equal to anymore. I wanted to be better than. And that's a recipe for injury. That doesn't mean you give up, though. You rest, you heal and you get back on that bench. Life is gonna give me another set, and I'm gonna rock it. Cause my name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness." 

~Mark Wahlberg, as Daniel Lugo (Pain & Gain, 2013)

  • Jehannum

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Posted 06 March 2015 - 03:12 PM

"Bang that head that doesn't bang" - R. Birch

  • Plank.

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 05:53 AM


Sarah Silverman looks like Anacksunamun from The Mummy.

  • Eris

    hey bae

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 08:37 AM

"Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love. But always meeting ourselves." - James Joyce

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Posted A week ago

"But he isn't wearing anything at all!" - The Emperor's New Clothes


  • Cloudee

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Posted A week ago Edited by Cloudee, A week ago.

"Recently, I have received the following question from a concerned individual: "A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about our society?"


In order to answer this inquiry, we must first ask ourselves, "Why did cavemen invent the wheel?" I believe the Salarians told them to, but regardless, with the advent of the wheel, we have things like the internet, space shuttles, lean cuisine, and lava lamps. Now don't misconstrue my words, Miss Leakes. I'm not saying we should stop supplying our employees with titty mink, nor am saying the government should cut funding to odorless asshole projects, which seek to eliminate the stench of an anus after it's sh*t. 

Now back to your question. In order to vanquish mosquitoes from this world, we need to f*ck those useless organisms up with some powerful sh*t.

Thank you."

  • PhillBellic

    Lt Phill Bellic. Law Enforcement Enthusiast.

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Posted A week ago

"Welcome to the inside or your head. It's kind of empty in here." Judge Anderson, DREDD (2012).

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  • MotelGuy

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Posted A week ago Edited by MotelGuy, A week ago.

"There's a f*cking head in the refrigerator!" - Police officer during the initial investigation of Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment...

  • Ermacs

    Leave a message.

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Posted 6 days ago

"To live is to suffer. But to survive, well, that's to find meaning in the suffering." - Freidrich Nietzsche

  • Argonaut

    Fill me with weld

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Posted 6 days ago Edited by Argonaut, 6 days ago.

This may not mean much, but I like it:


"I've had a couple people ask me recently if drifting was still fun to me. All I could do is laugh when I was asked that. If drifting wasn't the absolute most fun thing I have ever done, I wouldn't be killing myself to make sure I can do what I do." -Pat Goodin, Professional drifter

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Posted 6 days ago

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

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  • maxpaynefan

    "Time moves forward, and nothing changes"- Max Payne

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Posted 6 days ago


  • Gigs84

    People believe what they want to believe. Everybody loves a hero

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Posted 6 days ago Edited by Gigs84, 6 days ago.

"People believe what they want to believe. Everybody loves a hero."

  • Testarossa

    I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

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Posted 6 days ago

"If one day speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling." ~Paul Walker
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  • krashr

    floating eyeball

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Posted 5 days ago

the futility of lighting candles only to blow them out immediately is just one reason i find children's birthday parties impractical. -holt
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