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Majestic81
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#721

Posted 23 February 2015 - 01:44 PM Edited by Majestic81, 23 February 2015 - 01:45 PM.

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TheKillerDonuts
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    so mesed upp i wnat u hereee

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#722

Posted 04 March 2015 - 05:16 PM

"All I ever wanted out of life was what everyone else had, not more. Just not the less I was used to... Well, I took a real swing for it, you know? And for a while, it was like I always thought it would be. I was one of you. And it felt good. People finally saw me like I saw myself, and you can't ask for more than that... Maybe I did, though. Maybe it got so I didn't want to be equal to anymore. I wanted to be better than. And that's a recipe for injury. That doesn't mean you give up, though. You rest, you heal and you get back on that bench. Life is gonna give me another set, and I'm gonna rock it. Cause my name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness." 

~Mark Wahlberg, as Daniel Lugo (Pain & Gain, 2013)


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#723

Posted 06 March 2015 - 03:12 PM

"Bang that head that doesn't bang" - R. Birch


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#724

Posted 15 March 2015 - 05:53 AM

 

Sarah Silverman looks like Anacksunamun from The Mummy.


Eris
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    hey bae

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#725

Posted 15 March 2015 - 08:37 AM

"Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love. But always meeting ourselves." - James Joyce


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    poppin'

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#726

Posted 11 April 2015 - 04:28 AM

"But he isn't wearing anything at all!" - The Emperor's New Clothes

 

Cloudee
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    dank memes sh*tlord

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#727

Posted 11 April 2015 - 04:57 AM Edited by Cloudee, 11 April 2015 - 04:59 AM.

"Recently, I have received the following question from a concerned individual: "A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about our society?"

 

In order to answer this inquiry, we must first ask ourselves, "Why did cavemen invent the wheel?" I believe the Salarians told them to, but regardless, with the advent of the wheel, we have things like the internet, space shuttles, lean cuisine, and lava lamps. Now don't misconstrue my words, Miss Leakes. I'm not saying we should stop supplying our employees with titty mink, nor am saying the government should cut funding to odorless asshole projects, which seek to eliminate the stench of an anus after it's sh*t. 

Now back to your question. In order to vanquish mosquitoes from this world, we need to f*ck those useless organisms up with some powerful sh*t.

Thank you."


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#728

Posted 11 April 2015 - 08:40 AM

"Welcome to the inside or your head. It's kind of empty in here." Judge Anderson, DREDD (2012).

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#729

Posted 12 April 2015 - 03:18 AM Edited by MotelGuy, 12 April 2015 - 03:20 AM.

"There's a f*cking head in the refrigerator!" - Police officer during the initial investigation of Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment...


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#730

Posted 12 April 2015 - 10:50 PM

"To live is to suffer. But to survive, well, that's to find meaning in the suffering." - Freidrich Nietzsche


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#731

Posted 12 April 2015 - 11:27 PM Edited by Argonaut, 12 April 2015 - 11:27 PM.

This may not mean much, but I like it:

 

"I've had a couple people ask me recently if drifting was still fun to me. All I could do is laugh when I was asked that. If drifting wasn't the absolute most fun thing I have ever done, I wouldn't be killing myself to make sure I can do what I do." -Pat Goodin, Professional drifter


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#732

Posted 12 April 2015 - 11:31 PM

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

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#733

Posted 13 April 2015 - 12:59 AM

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Gigs84
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#734

Posted 13 April 2015 - 03:21 AM Edited by Gigs84, 13 April 2015 - 03:21 AM.

"People believe what they want to believe. Everybody loves a hero."


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    You can normalize, don't it make you feel alive?

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#735

Posted 13 April 2015 - 07:23 AM

"If one day speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling." ~Paul Walker
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#736

Posted 13 April 2015 - 07:29 AM

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#737

Posted 14 April 2015 - 06:43 AM

the futility of lighting candles only to blow them out immediately is just one reason i find children's birthday parties impractical. -holt
 
 
 
i am a cock gobbler and i love to gobble cocks

Majestic81
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#738

Posted 4 weeks ago

Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

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krashr
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#739

Posted 4 weeks ago

in order to survive and thrive on their own, the younglings must learn to crack their own nuts. -attenborough


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#740

Posted 2 weeks ago

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#741

Posted 2 weeks ago

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