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Posted 23 February 2015 - 01:44 PM Edited by Majestic81, 23 February 2015 - 01:45 PM.
Posted 04 March 2015 - 05:16 PM
"All I ever wanted out of life was what everyone else had, not more. Just not the less I was used to... Well, I took a real swing for it, you know? And for a while, it was like I always thought it would be. I was one of you. And it felt good. People finally saw me like I saw myself, and you can't ask for more than that... Maybe I did, though. Maybe it got so I didn't want to be equal to anymore. I wanted to be better than. And that's a recipe for injury. That doesn't mean you give up, though. You rest, you heal and you get back on that bench. Life is gonna give me another set, and I'm gonna rock it. Cause my name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness."
~Mark Wahlberg, as Daniel Lugo (Pain & Gain, 2013)
Posted 15 March 2015 - 08:37 AM
"Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love. But always meeting ourselves." - James Joyce
Posted 11 April 2015 - 04:28 AM
"But he isn't wearing anything at all!" - The Emperor's New Clothes
Posted 11 April 2015 - 04:57 AM Edited by Cloudee, 11 April 2015 - 04:59 AM.
"Recently, I have received the following question from a concerned individual: "A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about our society?"
In order to answer this inquiry, we must first ask ourselves, "Why did cavemen invent the wheel?" I believe the Salarians told them to, but regardless, with the advent of the wheel, we have things like the internet, space shuttles, lean cuisine, and lava lamps. Now don't misconstrue my words, Miss Leakes. I'm not saying we should stop supplying our employees with titty mink, nor am saying the government should cut funding to odorless asshole projects, which seek to eliminate the stench of an anus after it's sh*t.
Now back to your question. In order to vanquish mosquitoes from this world, we need to f*ck those useless organisms up with some powerful sh*t.
Posted 11 April 2015 - 08:40 AM
"Welcome to the inside or your head. It's kind of empty in here." Judge Anderson, DREDD (2012).
Posted 12 April 2015 - 03:18 AM Edited by MotelGuy, 12 April 2015 - 03:20 AM.
"There's a f*cking head in the refrigerator!" - Police officer during the initial investigation of Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment...
Posted 12 April 2015 - 10:50 PM
"To live is to suffer. But to survive, well, that's to find meaning in the suffering." - Freidrich Nietzsche
Posted 12 April 2015 - 11:27 PM Edited by Argonaut, 12 April 2015 - 11:27 PM.
This may not mean much, but I like it:
"I've had a couple people ask me recently if drifting was still fun to me. All I could do is laugh when I was asked that. If drifting wasn't the absolute most fun thing I have ever done, I wouldn't be killing myself to make sure I can do what I do." -Pat Goodin, Professional drifter
Posted 12 April 2015 - 11:31 PM
“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
Posted 13 April 2015 - 03:21 AM Edited by Gigs84, 13 April 2015 - 03:21 AM.
"People believe what they want to believe. Everybody loves a hero."
Posted 13 April 2015 - 07:23 AM
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Posted 25 April 2015 - 12:52 AM
Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Posted 26 April 2015 - 01:21 AM
in order to survive and thrive on their own, the younglings must learn to crack their own nuts. -attenborough
Posted 11 June 2015 - 02:29 AM
bill- "it's a history report, not a babe report"
ted- "but bill, those are historical babes"
Posted 13 June 2015 - 01:28 PM Edited by SnJester, 13 June 2015 - 01:34 PM.
"Hi there, I'm Guybrush Threepwood. A mighty pirate!" (And variations thereof) Almost every Monkey Island game made
Posted 13 June 2015 - 08:01 PM
Posted 18 June 2015 - 12:11 AM
"Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it won't be of much use to you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay?" - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2
Posted 18 June 2015 - 07:49 PM
''Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.'' - Muhammad Ali
''The champ is here!.'' - Muhammad Ali
''Everyone got a plan, untill they get hit in the face.'' - Mike Tyson (not sure if this where the exact words)
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