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p-s-3x
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#541

Posted A week ago Edited by p-s-3x, A week ago.

Yea haha it is :)

Another one I like is "life is like toilet roll. You're either on a roll or taking sh*t from some asshole."
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AlienTwo
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#542

Posted A week ago

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Myron
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#543

Posted A week ago

'f*ck a bitch' - MC Ride
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#544

Posted A week ago

gotta' keep on keepin' on

life's a garden brother, dig it

 

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#545

Posted A week ago

"If everyone could reach the stars then no one would be left on Earth"

"You want society to accept you, but you can't even accept yourself"

"In order to shine like the sun, you have to burn like it"

"Even a piece of your life will mean something to someone"

IveGotNoValues
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#546

Posted A week ago

"F*ck everyone else, worry about yourself. School is a joke and were all brainwashed into going along wih it. I want a Red Bull right now" -me (and my current thoughts)

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#547

Posted A week ago

"Yep, I been drinkin' again!"


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#548

Posted A week ago

"Pardon my tits."
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#549

Posted 6 days ago Edited by Willstig998, 6 days ago.

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMM TRAIN CJ" - Big Smoke
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BlackAce23
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#550

Posted 6 days ago

"CJ ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMM TRAIN" - Big Smoke

Lol one of THE most memorable quotes in all of GTA games. I hated that mission to death
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#551

Posted 6 days ago

Down the tubes — hear that one a lot. People say, “Ah, the country is going down the tubes.”  What tubes? Have you seen any tubes? Where are these tubes? And where do they go? And how come there’s more than one tube?  

 

George Carlin

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#552

Posted 6 days ago Edited by Majestic81, 6 days ago.

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“Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullsh*t, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you” Lemmy Kilmister
 
“In my life so far, I have discovered that there are really only two kinds of people: those who are for you, and those who are against you. Learn to recognize them, for they are often and easily mistaken for each other.” Lemmy Kilmister
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#553

Posted 6 days ago

"If you want something, get it, don't complain about it"
"It was like this when i got here"
You can 't prove me is was me"
"You never catch me alive!!!"
"Do what you want, they gonna criticize you anyway"
"There are no ugly girls, just weird beauty"
"If a problem have a solution why worry?
If a problem does not have solution ,why worry"
"Walk straight always"

And my personal favorite (you gotta know this)
"People don't do what they want, they do what you let them to do "
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#554

Posted 6 days ago

"Get off my lawn before I call the police"

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#555

Posted 6 days ago

don't worry, i'll totally pull out when i get close

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#556

Posted 6 days ago

"Money talks and Bullsh*t walks"
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#557

Posted 6 days ago Edited by EZza2647, 6 days ago.

"I wasn't born to be perfect or sexy, I was born to change lives. The sexiness is just a perk"

 

"Never trust a Man in a top Hat"


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#558

Posted 6 days ago

Verba volant, scripta manent.

Spoken words fly away, written words remain.
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#559

Posted 5 days ago

"A witty saying proves nothing".


p-s-3x
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#560

Posted 5 days ago

don't worry, i'll totally pull out when i get close



Hahaaaa
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krashr
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#561

Posted 4 days ago

"you can't polish a turd" used to be a good one, until i saw them polish a turd on mythbusters


Failure
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#562

Posted 4 days ago

I ignored the flashes of lightning all around me. They either had your number on them or they didn't.
 

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#563

Posted 4 days ago

"I can't teach a class, I like to say mother f*cker too much".
-Bill (dude I used to work with)

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#564

Posted 4 days ago

"One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day."


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#565

Posted 4 days ago

"The darker the night the brighter the stars" - wrote this while I was in the hospital recovering from spine surgery when I was 16
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