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Ηeath
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#481

Posted 05 August 2013 - 11:40 AM

"You can't break a man the way you do a dog or a horse - the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands." - Far Cry 2

Also, the one on my signature right now, it's a quote from Paarthurnax from the game, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

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#482

Posted 07 August 2013 - 03:23 PM

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Valenta
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#483

Posted 07 August 2013 - 03:41 PM Edited by Valenta, 08 August 2013 - 12:12 PM.

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

If you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.

All by Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill.

Mr Scratch
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#484

Posted 07 August 2013 - 03:45 PM

"When the going gets weird, the weird
turn pro."-Hunter S. Thompson

UrbanTheEmcee
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    I'm that bada** n*gga yo moms warned you about.

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#485

Posted 07 August 2013 - 04:39 PM

(Black Dynamite)

Tiny, get pimpin’ Jake out of my trunk, tell him, “the rest of my money by Wednesday or I’ll make him stick himself.”

Mama, you can bet yo sweet ass and half a titty whoever ordered the hit on you has already got the pigs in they back pocket.

Who the hell’s interrupting my Kung Fu?!

It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me, but it’s not bigger than you AND me; can you dig it?

You diabolical dick shrinkin' motherf*ckers!

You know he came around here about a week ago, with some cats that I had never seen before. Man I mean these cats looked mean! Meaner than two fat motherf*ckers wrestling over pork chops and greens, can you dig it?

Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery motherf*ckers will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no waffles...

What you want to eat, man? Sister Betty made some hog maws and, man, she put her ankle in it.


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#486

Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:21 PM

"Hey, my youth. Some boy dem, dey pon de corner an' ting, an...
de boy dem sell some tings and ting, an... I gwa'an, an' I say...
oh, dem nah wan' gimme my money an ting. An'... every corner my corner an...
I want my money an' ting, ya know? Ah no see dat!"

―Badman, explaining his latest rivaly to Niko.

PriestGoneWild
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#487

Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:23 PM

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K20
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#488

Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:24 AM

"It is not the violence that sets men apart, it is the distance that he is prepared to go."

Forrest Bondurant
'Lawless'

Nipperkins
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#489

Posted 08 August 2013 - 01:47 PM Edited by Nipperkins, 08 August 2013 - 02:07 PM.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent - Issac Asimov

Either you have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to know nothing of regret - Sten from Dragon Age: Origins

No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of - Walter

f*ck it Dude, lets go bowling. - Walter

UrbanTheEmcee
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#490

Posted 11 August 2013 - 07:33 PM

What's next? Ice cubes that don't melt. ahahaahahaha

-Tony Sinclaire

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#491

Posted 11 August 2013 - 07:55 PM Edited by Werebot85, 11 August 2013 - 08:19 PM.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

”I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” - Emo Philips

”Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.” - José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

"You tried, and you failed. So the lesson is, don't try." - Homer J Simpson

"When I'm sick, my tummy makes floor soup." - Ralph Wiggum

Witchking Of Angmar
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#492

Posted 11 August 2013 - 08:07 PM

"In peace, sons bury their fathers, in war, fathers bury their sons."-herodotus

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#493

Posted 11 August 2013 - 08:15 PM

"And in that moment I swear we were infinite" - Perks of Being a Wallflower

UrbanTheEmcee
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#494

Posted 11 August 2013 - 08:25 PM

(Sandlot)

Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back.

Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!

Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?

Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?

Kenny: The sultan of swat!

Bertram: The king of crash!

Timmy: The colossus of clout!

Tommy: The colossus of clout!

All: BABE RUTH!

Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO!

Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?

Grand Theft Savage
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#495

Posted 11 August 2013 - 08:26 PM

"When you find yourself in a hole, first thing to do is to stop digging"
~ John Marston, Red Dead Redemption

It's something that a lot of people don't realize

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#496

Posted 11 August 2013 - 09:49 PM

Logic will get you from A-Z.

Imagination will get you everywhere - Albert Einstein



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The world suffers a lot

Not because of the violence of bad people

But because of the silence of good people - Napoleon

Grand Theft Savage
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#497

Posted 11 August 2013 - 10:17 PM

"Police is just another word for fa**ots"
- My brother

AceRay
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#498

Posted 11 August 2013 - 11:08 PM

"That's great."
"It's gonna be great."
"That's gonna be great."
"It's gonna be great."
"That's gonna be great."
— Steven Spielberg and George Lucas, tempting fate while describing The Phantom Menace

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#499

Posted 12 August 2013 - 02:50 AM

"Let slip the dogs of war" - Shakespeare

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#500

Posted 12 August 2013 - 05:56 AM

"Let's filet this fat f*ck" - from the movie Donnie Brasco, when they're about to cut up a guy they just killed.

The Gardener
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#501

Posted 12 August 2013 - 01:22 PM

"I've been smoking marijuana my whole life, and the only law I've ever broken was smoking marijuana"

Witchking Of Angmar
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#502

Posted 12 August 2013 - 01:42 PM

"men willingly believe what they wish"-gaius julius caesar.

Valenta
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#503

Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:20 PM

They think I’m crazy. But I know better. It is not I who am crazy - it is I who am mad!
Ren Hoek
Space Madness

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#504

Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:47 PM

Do, or do not. There is no "try".

- Yoda (from The Empire Strikes Back)

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#505

Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:02 PM Edited by wolfy boy, 12 August 2013 - 09:29 PM.

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing"- Homer Simpson
"Never argue with and idiot, they will bring you down to thier level and then beat you with expierence"- George Carlin
“Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds.” - Bob Marley
"I am awake"- Walter White
"Tread lightly"-Walter White/ Heisenberg
"So this is what the dream feels like? This is the victory we longed for."- Niko Bellic
"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."- Niko Bellic

Grand Theft Savage
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#506

Posted 13 August 2013 - 11:40 AM

"F*ck the world in orgies until that bitch bores me"
~ Joey Bada$$

Criѕtian
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#507

Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:03 PM

I posted this on Facebook a while ago and people seemed to find it interesting. It's a transcript from one of Sam Harris' talks.

Your mind is all you have. It's all you've ever had. It's all you have to offer other people. This might sound callous to say when there are many other aspects of your life that seem in need of being addressed, whether you are struggling to find a career, or you are sick, but it's still true. If you are perpetually angry, and depressed, and confused, and unloving, it doesn't matter how much success you have or who is in your life, you are not going to enjoy any of it.

I suspect you could all make a list of things you want to accomplish, of things that really need to be changed about your life. What is the significance of everything on that list? Each thing on the list seems to promise that if you could only do it, you would have reason to just be happy in the present moment. We are all trying to find a path back to the present moment and good enough reason to just be happy here.

The practice of meditation, often called mindfullness meditation, is just a trick for doing that. It's a trick for setting aside your to do list, if only for a few moments, and actually locate a feeling of fulfillment in the present. Again, I'm not saying that everything on your list is absurd, or not worth accomplishing, but how dissatisfied with the present do you have to be in order to prepare a satisfying future? How neurotic do you have to be? How unhappy do you have to be? How much stress do you have to feel? How unpleasant do you have to be for other people to be around?

If you are constantly ruminating about what you just did, or what you should have done, or what you would have done if you only had the chance, you will miss your life. You'll fail to connect with it. You'll fail to connect with other people. When other people talk, you'll be waiting for them to shut up so that you can say what's on your mind to say. Even when you don't have an opportunity to talk, in a moment like this, when you just need to listen, the conversation as an automaticity continues. You have a voice in your head that keeps saying things. Haven't you noticed?

The conversation we have with ourselves every minute of the day comes at a cost. I'm not saying that discursive thought is not necessary or useful, but it is the mechanism by which most of our suffering is inflicted. The sorrow, and the self-doubt, and the anxiety, and the fear. Thinking is useful, but being perpetually lost in thought isn't. The mere hostage of the next thought that comes careening into consciousness isn't useful.


The continuation (later on in the talk):
Spoiler

theadmiral
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#508

Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:33 PM

I like all the quotes from the Shogun Total War 2 loading screen, there are really too many to put here but most of them are from Japanese books and the art of war.


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#509

Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:39 PM

''Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ''plans'' in my book.''

 

-Walter White


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#510

Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:53 PM

“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.” 

―Donald E. Knuth




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