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#451

Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:42 AM

"Maybe here, things will be different"
-Some retard.

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#452

Posted 01 July 2013 - 04:26 PM

"I don't wanna be her man, I wanna be her nigga!"

-Tupac Shakur

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#453

Posted 01 July 2013 - 04:53 PM Edited by Valenta, 01 July 2013 - 06:20 PM.

What's what is what for a reason and what might be, never should for reasons too obvious to repeat.
Uncle Grizzly
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#454

Posted 02 July 2013 - 10:09 PM Edited by Valenta, 02 July 2013 - 10:23 PM.

Sorry for double post.

All modern aircraft have four dimensions: span, length, height and politics. The TSR-2 simply got the first three right.
Sir Sydney Camm

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#455

Posted 04 July 2013 - 03:56 PM

Sgt. Highway: [to Corporal Jones after leaving Aponte's house] If you pull another sh*thead stunt like that again, the only thing that'll beat you to the brig is the headlights on the ambulance you'll be riding in.

Clint Eastwood, Hearthbreak Ridge (1986)


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#456

Posted 04 July 2013 - 10:47 PM

Too many twits make a twat.
David Cameron

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#457

Posted 04 July 2013 - 10:59 PM

I'm Rich, I'm Miserable, I'm pretty average for this town.

-Michael

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#458

Posted 04 July 2013 - 11:00 PM

"A Person is Smart, People are dumb, dangerous panicky animals and you know it." - Kay, Men In Black (aka Ed Soloman the Screenplay writer for the film)

Strangely enough I came across a gif someone did the other day of it as well smile.gif

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#459

Posted 04 July 2013 - 11:25 PM

"You can start by wiping that f*cking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f*cking, cheeks! And you can give me a f*cking automobile: a f*cking Datsun, a f*cking Toyota, a f*cking Mustang, a f*cking Buick! Four f*cking wheels and a seat!"

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#460

Posted 04 July 2013 - 11:30 PM

QUOTE (Gareth Croke @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 23:00)
"A Person is Smart, People are dumb, dangerous panicky animals and you know it." - Kay, Men In Black (aka Ed Soloman the Screenplay writer for the film)

Strangely enough I came across a gif someone did the other day of it as well smile.gif

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I like the end of the quote too. Quite a powerful one.

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."

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#461

Posted 04 July 2013 - 11:38 PM

QUOTE (Ziggy455 @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 23:30)
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."[/font][/SIZE]

I love that one.

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#462

Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:31 AM Edited by Valenta, 12 July 2013 - 01:37 AM.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
One of the best I've ever heard.

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

All by Jim Davis.

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#463

Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:41 AM

"We believe that no nation can survive politically free but economically enslaved. "
~Tommy Douglas (Future NDP Leader), CCF MP in 1943

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#464

Posted 12 July 2013 - 09:06 AM

"Pass me the scalpel, I'll make an incision
I'll cut off the part of your brain that does the
bitching
Put it in formaldehyde and put it on the shelf
And you can show it to your friends and say
that's my old self"-Beastie Boys-Make some noise.

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#465

Posted 12 July 2013 - 10:34 AM

QUOTE (Stephen King)
Cats were the gangsters of the animal world, living outside the law and often dying there. There were a great many of them who never grew old by the fire.

If anyone ever asks me why I have so much respect for the sadistic little bastards, I always throw out this quote.

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#466

Posted 12 July 2013 - 10:49 AM

“Genius is 1% talent and 99% percent hard work...”


― Albert Einstein

If you're going through hell, keep going.

― Winston Churchill

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

― Bill Cosby

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#467

Posted 12 July 2013 - 11:13 AM

"When you find yourself in hell,dance with the devil"-Max Payne

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#468

Posted 12 July 2013 - 11:55 AM

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:10 PM

QUOTE (Typhus @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 05:34)
QUOTE (Stephen King)
Cats were the gangsters of the animal world, living outside the law and often dying there. There were a great many of them who never grew old by the fire.

If anyone ever asks me why I have so much respect for the sadistic little bastards, I always throw out this quote.

Pet Sematary.

currently halfway through reading the book. tounge2.gif

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#470

Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:26 PM Edited by mr6plow9, 12 July 2013 - 07:44 PM.

"If you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby, and don't think maybe, if you can't feed your baby."

-Michael Jackson


"I won't say what you are, but I'll hint you, you're found on a woman and a penis goes in you."

-Big Daddy Kane

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#471

Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:57 AM

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No, what I feel sorry for is the machine itself. For 27 years, it’s flown back and forth across the Atlantic, never putting a foot wrong. And then one day, no-one came to its hangar to hoover its carpets, or replenish its fuel tanks. One day, for no reason that it could possibly understand, its owners decided they didn't want it any more.

Jeremy Clarkson on the death of Concorde.

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#472

Posted 17 July 2013 - 07:17 PM

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But when you find the time... I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this f*cking couch!
Garry
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#473

Posted 17 July 2013 - 07:22 PM

Messenger: What makes this woman think she can speak among men?
Queen Gorgo: Because only Spartan women give birth to real men.
- 300, Movie

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#474

Posted 17 July 2013 - 07:36 PM







"And when he gets to Heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell:
One more soldier reporting sir-
I've served my time in Hell."


-As seen in MOH:Frontlines

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#475

Posted 19 July 2013 - 06:34 AM

QUOTE (Diane Chambers)
Sam, if brains were money you'd have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.


That was from the show Cheers. Hell of a burn.


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#476

Posted 19 July 2013 - 09:11 AM

Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.
The Eleventh Doctor
A Good Man Goes To War

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#477

Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:19 AM Edited by Valenta, 05 August 2013 - 07:20 AM.

May it please your Majesty, I have neither eyes to see nor tongue to speak in this place but as the House is pleased to direct me, whose servant I am here.
William Lenthall
4th January 1642

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#478

Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:27 AM

"Man is not free unless government is limited."

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

"To sit back hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will."

"One picture is worth 1,000 denials."

All quotes from Ronald Reagan. I have a ton of respect for him.

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#479

Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:38 AM

"The hottest place in hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral crisis."

- Dante Alighieri

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#480

Posted 05 August 2013 - 08:06 AM

"Going to a Strip club and paying to see a girl naked that i have already slept with is like going to MacDonald for a salad, its pointles"

Me, 2 weeks ago




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