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#1

Posted 26 April 2009 - 12:38 AM

Ever had a weird text message off somebody texting the wrong number? Not sure if this is topic worthy but meh.

Just got a text off someone saying they are in the toilet trying to "come" and wanted me to text back saying what I would do to them. Now I'm not sure if I've accidently signed up for some dodgy, cheap-ass sex text service somewhere (why would anyone want to do that!?) or a mate of mine from sixth form is texting me from someone else's phone at uni, trying to play a prank on me, but it aint half weird.

I also remember once getting a text from a random lass saying something along the lines of "Why would you want to go out with Lisa?". I played along, pretending to really be her friend and told her I didn't actually want to be with Lisa but with her. Funny sh*t, I may have f*cked up someones life/reputation!

So yeah, anyone ever had any weird ass text messages or funny wrong number calls?

Anyone who's ever called my number wrongly I've been polite enough to tell them. Maybe I should start messing with more minds...

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 12:42 AM

I got one yesterday saying "I got there but you weren't in."
Then got a phone call off some scroaty whore asking for Jordan, when I said nicely "You've got the wrong number love" she hung up, then texted me saying "Whos Dis?"

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 12:42 AM

Haha, it hasnt happened to me but it did happen to me mate sam a while back. He got a text in college when we where building a staircase, it was off some girl asking her dad if she could come around with her kids for the night. Me mate texted her back saying erm, only if ya can put this staircase up for me. Anyways they kept texting for a while and eventually the girl text him saying your not my dad are you and he text back saying no in the end. Was quite funyn cause they had a full scale conversation.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 12:50 AM Edited by Neal40000, 26 April 2009 - 12:57 AM.

This once my phone went off at about 2 in the morning, didnt asnwer it just canceled it and the number was completly crazy.. the next day i looked up the area code and it was a call from iraq, it completely sh*t me up.


I had a text from a wrong number saying something like "I used my straighteners and just target hair spray", i texted back "yeah and you looked like sh*t" they texted back "steph why are you being a f*cking bitch???" and i texted "i hate you ok, he's mine!" it went on for ages, she thought i was her friend "steph".


I just remember another one too, i was out with my friends and we went past an ad on a bus stop saying something like "bettys wash and ironing service - a home run company". So we decided to prank it saying we've got some blood stained suits we need cleaning and ironing, and she was all "i cant do that, i cant do that" and hung up.
Betty later called us back about 15 minutes after hanging up on us, she was like "look, i dont care what happened for the blood to get on your clothes, but im really tight on cash right now so if you pay me an extra 100 i can get the job done and i never saw you or washed your clothes". It was hilarious, we were like "oh but i dont know, you seemed a bit weirey" and she was almost begging us to wash the "suits".

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 12:59 AM

QUOTE (Neal40000 @ Apr 25 2009, 20:50)
This once my phone went off at about 2 in the morning, didnt asnwer it just canceled it and the number was completly crazy.. the next day i looked up the area code and it was a call from iraq, it completely sh*t me up.


I had a text from a wrong number saying something like "I used my straighteners and just target hair spray", i texted back "yeah and you looked like sh*t" they texted back "steph why are you being a f*cking bitch???" and i texted "i hate you ok, he's mine!" it went on for ages, she thought i was her friend "steph".

Wow, something like both those stories combined happened to me. Some guy from iraq kept messaging me over AIM and he thought I was his best friend mike. After a while I just went along with it pretending to be his friend, and i started to go into how i thought i might be gay and that i also felt up his girlfriend one time when he was away from home. Was pretty fun, i can't find the screen caps though. sad.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 01:12 AM

Neil40000 it might of been a Taliban member who got the wrong number! cry.gif wow.gif devil.gif wink.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 01:19 AM

i got one a bit ago

them - 'F*UCKER'
me - 'Will Do'
them - 'i bet you will lol'

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 01:24 AM

On an abandoned Vent server late one night, some guy came in praising me as Satan.
f*ckin' scary.

As for text messages, I once got a "Nice snatch today man".
I just replied saying "Thanks, wasn't easy"
Can't remember the reply confused.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 03:31 AM

I remember one time, I texted some random number on NYE, and the guy replied "Is that you Sarah? Do you really want me back?".

Anywho, me and mates went along with it for like a month. This guy, I wasn't sure if he was serious or not, but it was hell funny. He would send me texts like, "still got that pxt phones? How about sending me some pictures". And he kept saying he was going to come over and stuff.

I can't really remember because it was coming up 2 years ago, but I remember it was hell funny at the time.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 03:45 AM

I remember getting one from some guy who went to my high school.

It was something along the lines of "Hey, can you give me Ashley's number?"

I replied saying I don't know an Ashley, to which he asked who I was. I told him and he was like "Oh. Well, How are you?" I replied "Good, you?" to which he replied "Good."

I've still never talked to him face to face. tounge.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 04:12 AM

Someone texted me saying if I payed them the 40 bucks tomorrow they would give me the "it".


I stole a friends phone once and changed some numbers in his contacts so when he tried calling his mum he got some random guy over and over who kept calling him back. Actually took him a while to figure out why this guy was picking up.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:22 AM

I get a lot of calls from private numbers that I never ever pick up since none of my friends have their number as private. I got an actual voicemail from somebody once, saying if they'll find me I'll regret ever doing them wrong. God knows who it was from but it sounded like someone who lived in London when I don't live anywhere near there. I think I've gotten a couple weird text messages as well, but I always reply to them saying they have the wrong number and that's the last I hear.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:45 AM

Once I was texting my friend and she had just gotten a new number, but had given me the wrong one by accident. So I started texting this randomer who freakishly had the same name as my friend, and I actually thought it was her before. Until she asked me can I come see her in the bar I worked in. (Never worked in a bar.) Then said something about me being called Dave and she loved me or something. confused.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 11:31 AM

I did once get the classic phonecall froma chavvy sounding little sh*t.

Him:'Why the f*ck is your number in my girlfriend's phone? You c*nt! Who are you?'
Me: 'Who's your girlfriend?'
Him: 'None of your f*cking business!'
Me: 'Was it Sarah? She was a top f*ck. Well played if its Sarah.'
Him: Don't joke about this you mug. I'll come and bang you up.
Me: ahahahahahahah alright. See you in a bit.

And then I hung up.

I just assumed it was one of my mates being a dick but I asked them the next day and the none of them had made the prank call.

I thought it was a crazy cliche.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 12:54 PM

I get f*cking text messages from Phone Sex hotlines all the time, because someone used my phone once to ring one.

Also somebody texted my dad once, some maori kid, thought he was someone else calling him bro and sh*t. Pretty funny.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 01:48 PM

QUOTE (DemonKing @ Apr 26 2009, 22:54)
I get f*cking text messages from Phone Sex hotlines all the time, because someone used my phone once to ring one.

Someone being you, you horny bastard.


Which reminds me I have recieved a sh*tload of unwanted calls. Funny ones.
I got about 15 calls while a friend was over from 15 different people thinking that my home number was that for Woolworths.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 02:59 PM

Last year I kept getting texts from this chavvy-sounding woman, thinking that I was her friend.
Of course, I abused this power and pretended to be this friend.
I said some bad stuff that time. I almost convinced the woman that I was being so bitchy because 'I' was pregnant. She worked it out eventually.
I'm a bastard. colgate.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 03:26 PM

I once received a text that said:

"PACK YOUR BAGS WE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT!!"

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 04:39 PM

QUOTE (Woody510 @ Apr 26 2009, 16:26)
I once received a text that said:

"PACK YOUR BAGS WE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT!!"

That truly was the highlight of your life, wasnt it. Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 04:42 PM

QUOTE (Aussiebushmatt @ Apr 26 2009, 14:59)
I'm a bastard. colgate.gif

I am actually surprised at the number of people who have pretended to be someone else after receiving these unwanted texts. I could never do something that nasty. colgate.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 04:58 PM

QUOTE (Woody510 @ Apr 26 2009, 15:26)
I once received a text that said:

"PACK YOUR BAGS WE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT!!"

And you packed your bags and proceeded out the door.

@SaintJimmy. You didn't just find out my secret!

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 05:21 PM

Yeah, I got one. It was the night that Obama claimed his Presidency. It went something like,

All white people report to the cotton field for a oral presentation.
Barack Obama


I just texted back

I voted for McCain.
(Which I really didn't) They didn't reply back. tounge.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 05:41 PM

Speaking of weird texts, i received a humorous one just minutes ago from a number not in my address book:

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I found out recently that my gran made a porno film. I dunno what disgusted me more, the fact she made it or the fact i carried on wanking after i recognised her!

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 05:43 PM

Think that was probably a chain joke. Nobody is that depraved tounge2.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 09:55 PM

ZOMG, i got one like, 2 months ago, i got a message saying: Phil tells me your into this anal sh*t.
So i replied: Yeah, after i got your sister pregnant last year, i kinda took it up.
She then called, and said:
YOU f*ckING BASTARD, YOU DIDNT EVEN CARE, I THOUGHT YOU WHERE MY FREIND AND NOW YOU SUDDENLY THE MOTHERf*ckER THAT GOT MY SISTER PREGNANT, SHE PUT IT FOR ADOPTION, YOU KNOW, IM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN SAM, GO f*ck YOURSELF.
and then she hung up.
just to seal the deal, i sent one last text to her saying: I dont care what you think, she was a tight shag.

I probably f*cked up "sams" relationship with this girl, but hey, ti was funny.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:10 PM

Today some girl texted me saying she got my number off a wall.

Five minutes later i have a ton off messages off a bunch off other girls saying "Cann i havezz a piczz off you lolllzzz?"

I would like to know what c*nt wrote my number on a wall.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:12 PM

QUOTE (George Brosnan @ Apr 26 2009, 21:55)
ZOMG, i got one like, 2 months ago, i got a message saying: Phil tells me your into this anal sh*t.
So i replied: Yeah, after i got your sister pregnant last year, i kinda took it up.
She then called, and said:
YOU f*ckING BASTARD, YOU DIDNT EVEN CARE, I THOUGHT YOU WHERE MY FREIND AND NOW YOU SUDDENLY THE MOTHERf*ckER THAT GOT MY SISTER PREGNANT, SHE PUT IT FOR ADOPTION, YOU KNOW, IM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN SAM, GO f*ck YOURSELF.
and then she hung up.
just to seal the deal, i sent one last text to her saying: I dont care what you think, she was a tight shag.

I probably f*cked up "sams" relationship with this girl, but hey, ti was funny.

Please stop.

I've never got any weird texts or anything, but my cousin has. He started getting these texts off some phone sex hotlines for no reason at all. At least that's what he told us..

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:14 PM

QUOTE (4thosebout2rock @ Apr 26 2009, 22:10)
Today some girl texted me saying she got my number off a wall.

Five minutes later i have a ton off messages off a bunch off other girls saying "Cann i havezz a piczz off you lolllzzz?"

I would like to know what c*nt wrote my number on a wall.

If you don't want them to text you then just send them a picture of yourself.

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:18 PM

QUOTE (DeeperRed @ Apr 26 2009, 22:14)
QUOTE (4thosebout2rock @ Apr 26 2009, 22:10)
Today some girl texted me saying she got my number off a wall.

Five minutes later i have a ton off messages off a bunch off other girls saying "Cann i havezz a piczz off you lolllzzz?"

I would like to know what c*nt wrote my number on a wall.

If you don't want them to text you then just send them a picture of yourself.

My sexyness would only drive them back dont bring up past experiences youve had mate. tounge.gif

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:33 PM

I've had a text from a girl hoping to meet up with a guy she met on a night out, turns out he gave her a fake number which turned out to be mine!

Also, my best mate last week got a text from someone called Kate asking a guy if he was around that night cause she was home alone.

Honestly, I never send dirty texts, how come they're about the only ones we get back? tounge.gif




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