So today is my 21st birthday and I went to a casino. I played some Texas Hold Em, I put down $15 to start and played a few hands and kept doing well. At the end of my hands I had $128. I cashed out, won $0.20 on slots, went back for another hand of Texas Hold Em and lost the $15 I went in on this time.
Overall I finished with $118.20 more than what I started with. Eat your heart out, Sweaty.