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In Bed With Jed
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#44431

Posted 11 December 2013 - 12:39 AM

 

 

 

[Enters Sherlock mode]

 

Judging from the impact itself and after looking on a popular social media site.  I can see you hit a truck.  But why?  The road is flat and the fresh snow you scraped off your car windscreen today (along with the officers choice of footwear) tells me there was little to no ice.  No reason to slip in a car with adequate grip on the tires, even with your typical Jewish tendancies. I'm thinking you received a text message from a loved one, possibly your Mother telling you to drive safely, ironically, but more likely to be a pointless message from your girlfriend.  Pointless, why?  Because you were driving to her house anyway and were about to arrive there.  You look down at your phone to see the meaningless words then look up to see a truck but with no time to break and the cruel laws of gravity take stage.  You tell the officer you slipped on the ice as texting whilst driving is illegal in the state of Pennsylvania.  Then go with the story to cover your back.  Oh jezus!

 

Sorry about the car anyway Beep.

 

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It was black ice, must've been under the snow and by the time I realized I had no control I couldn't really do anything.

 

Black ice?

 

[youtube][youtube]

 

 

Black ice: Black ice, sometimes called clear ice, refers to a thin coating of glazed ice on a surface. While not truly black, it is virtually transparent, allowing black asphalt/macadam roadways or the surface below to be seen through it—hence the term "black ice".

 

Nice to see you watched the video.  :facedesk:


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#44432

Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:59 AM

 

 

 

 

[Enters Sherlock mode]

 

Judging from the impact itself and after looking on a popular social media site.  I can see you hit a truck.  But why?  The road is flat and the fresh snow you scraped off your car windscreen today (along with the officers choice of footwear) tells me there was little to no ice.  No reason to slip in a car with adequate grip on the tires, even with your typical Jewish tendancies. I'm thinking you received a text message from a loved one, possibly your Mother telling you to drive safely, ironically, but more likely to be a pointless message from your girlfriend.  Pointless, why?  Because you were driving to her house anyway and were about to arrive there.  You look down at your phone to see the meaningless words then look up to see a truck but with no time to break and the cruel laws of gravity take stage.  You tell the officer you slipped on the ice as texting whilst driving is illegal in the state of Pennsylvania.  Then go with the story to cover your back.  Oh jezus!

 

Sorry about the car anyway Beep.

 

[youtube][youtube]

 

It was black ice, must've been under the snow and by the time I realized I had no control I couldn't really do anything.

 

Black ice?

 

[youtube][youtube]

 

 

Black ice: Black ice, sometimes called clear ice, refers to a thin coating of glazed ice on a surface. While not truly black, it is virtually transparent, allowing black asphalt/macadam roadways or the surface below to be seen through it—hence the term "black ice".

 

Nice to see you watched the video.  :facedesk:

 

 

Thought I'd keep the quoting alive...

 

Check this out Cal.  Thought you might like it...

 

http://www.amazon.co...d_bxgy_kh_img_y


Toke
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#44433

Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:12 AM Edited by Toke, 11 December 2013 - 03:11 AM.

 

 

 

 

 

[Enters Sherlock mode]

 

Judging from the impact itself and after looking on a popular social media site.  I can see you hit a truck.  But why?  The road is flat and the fresh snow you scraped off your car windscreen today (along with the officers choice of footwear) tells me there was little to no ice.  No reason to slip in a car with adequate grip on the tires, even with your typical Jewish tendancies. I'm thinking you received a text message from a loved one, possibly your Mother telling you to drive safely, ironically, but more likely to be a pointless message from your girlfriend.  Pointless, why?  Because you were driving to her house anyway and were about to arrive there.  You look down at your phone to see the meaningless words then look up to see a truck but with no time to break and the cruel laws of gravity take stage.  You tell the officer you slipped on the ice as texting whilst driving is illegal in the state of Pennsylvania.  Then go with the story to cover your back.  Oh jezus!

 

Sorry about the car anyway Beep.

 

[youtube][youtube]

 

It was black ice, must've been under the snow and by the time I realized I had no control I couldn't really do anything.

 

Black ice?

 

[youtube][youtube]

 

 

Black ice: Black ice, sometimes called clear ice, refers to a thin coating of glazed ice on a surface. While not truly black, it is virtually transparent, allowing black asphalt/macadam roadways or the surface below to be seen through it—hence the term "black ice".

 

Nice to see you watched the video.  :facedesk:

 

 

Thought I'd keep the quoting alive...

 

Check this out Cal.  Thought you might like it...

 

http://www.amazon.co...d_bxgy_kh_img_y

 

The quote train must liiiiive. 

 

Beep don't lie you were too busy looking under your seat for gold coins.  :lol:

That cop in the picture looks like he's been straight chugging egg nog though, f*cking fatty.

 

Edit- F u Cal, you're lucky I don't delete your post you soddin slag. :sly:

 

As far as the content creator goes, its AWESOME!  With the options available we can literally turn V into BF.   Which yes, is a good thing.  :pp


ILIKEFIREPLACES
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#44434

Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:13 AM Edited by ILIKEFIREPLACES, 11 December 2013 - 02:15 AM.

I'm derailing this quote train.

 

Sweaty: That's f*cking creepy I already have that poster.. Do you have a camera in my room or something?  :dontgetit:

 


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#44435

Posted 11 December 2013 - 05:05 AM Edited by SweatyPa1ms, 11 December 2013 - 07:34 AM.

Yeah bitch! Science of deduction!

 

Think I'll be on for about 8pm GMT at the latest tomorrow.  Pasta bake at my Grandma's then Ghost Recon co-op.  Living the f*cking dream yo! :)

 

-----

 

edit:  Was just watching a Vsauce video and discovered http://www.whenwasiconceived.com.  It says... 

 

It's possible your parents were listening to the following song while you were conceived (It was the #1 Song that week):

 

 

It's the f*cking Ol Del Paso song  :lol:


Booze
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#44436

Posted 11 December 2013 - 07:47 AM

I take it you're ok, Beep?

 

Here are the official patch notes for 1.07. Some good stuff in there! And I agree with Toke, you guys should definitely take a look at the Content Creator. If this is just the beta, it's a good sign of the awesomeness of things to come. I'm confident that we'll be able to (re-)create our own custom game modes like A/G War easily, seeing as how we'll probably be able to create modes like Top Fun, which is almost an A/G War anyway. Racers 'n Breakers shouldn't be a problem either.

I don't know yet about 16V, maybe once we're able to create co-op missions (if they don't restrict us to 8 players). We could use races, but then we'd have the same problem we currently have in Freemode (friendly fire, melee kills, no auto-aim).


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#44437

Posted 11 December 2013 - 12:00 PM Edited by gamesguru, 12 December 2013 - 07:51 PM.

Hey guys,

I'm just dropping in a post to let you know that I won't be hosting an Xmas Bash this year. I was going to organise a private one this year, as opposed to doing it public, like it has been previously. However, I'm too occupied with cleaning up some loose ends and unfinished errands, so that I can start focusing on my writing (for music) January onwards... and for once I'm actually serious about applying myself, instead of wasting away the day watching London Keyes and Skin Diamond scenes on Pornhub, feeling sorry for myself. So, I thought I'd drop you a line, just in case you were waiting for me to announce something. Sorry for letting you know so late... priorities and all that Jazz.


Zepren
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#44438

Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:54 PM

@Beep: You didn't get caught up in something like this did you? I saw this yesterday. Quite harrowing. Like you can see what's going on but evidently they don't have the same visibility. 

 

 

We're yet to have snow up here yet. Earlier in the year when we got it bad. The snow was so deep that troops coming to our local army had to hold up in the town hall for the night.

 

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P.s. Whose on GTA:O tonight? Z3PR3N: Inbound.


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#44439

Posted 11 December 2013 - 06:38 PM

I'm currently in the process of creating Red Water Rafting in the content creator, which is easy enough. :beerhat:

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Booze
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#44440

Posted 11 December 2013 - 06:46 PM

I smell an awesome Church coming... I'll be on in a bit. :)

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In Bed With Jed
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#44441

Posted 11 December 2013 - 07:05 PM

Holy f*ckin' sh*t balls. This sh*t is crazy in Tenerife. Rainin', thunderin' and apparently a hurricane inbound. Looks like I'm down for the uber Ghost Recon sesh. Unless my internet goes. 

 

Earlier in the day... like 10mins from my place. 

 

http://i.imgur.com/CNdKHiT.jpg

 

How the f*ck does posting images work? Whenever I try it with the tags it just goes "Sorry f*ckface, this extension isn't allowed on this community". 


Booze
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#44442

Posted 11 December 2013 - 07:19 PM

You don't put in the tags anymore, you just use the image button and it'll ask you for a url. I'd take a screenshot but I'm using a Mac keyboard (= the only USB keyboard I have) which doesn't have a print screen button, because that's way too convenient for an Apple product. You probably have to buy it separately for $500 after which the postman presents it to you in a diamond case on a satin pillow.

 

 

CNdKHiT.jpg


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#44443

Posted 11 December 2013 - 07:23 PM Edited by DestructoBoi420_2.0, 11 December 2013 - 07:28 PM.

You can also copy/paste images. They're smaller that way.

 

 

CNdKHiT.jpg

 

 

Hoping on Live in 20 min, let's squad up gentlemen! :cool:

 

EDIT: Anybody notice the santa hats on the protagonists at the top left of the forums. :lol: Franklin's holding a cany cane aswell, pretty clever. :^:

 

EDIT 2: Why is my post's text shifted slightly to the right?


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#44444

Posted 11 December 2013 - 07:44 PM

Got held up. I'll be on at 9pm latest and will be on all night.

In Bed With Jed
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#44445

Posted 11 December 2013 - 08:05 PM

Plans have changed for me. I won't be able to do a late night sesh. I'll be on for an hour or two soon though. 

 

On a side note, anyone played Dishonoured and Deus Ex? And if so, are these recommended?


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#44446

Posted 11 December 2013 - 08:09 PM

Cal and Jedi still aren't on yet either so I don't think we'll be playing tonight as it's probably getting late for you United Kings. :p

 

I'm still up for it though, i'm just watching tv so join my party when/if your all ready. :)


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#44447

Posted 11 December 2013 - 08:52 PM

Jedi/Cal - Get online nikuhs!

 

Also, Deus Ex is really cool.  Kinda like Batman: AA.

 

Dishonoured seemed cool from what I saw of it but started really slowly and I couldn't get into it.


In Bed With Jed
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#44448

Posted 11 December 2013 - 10:34 PM

Cal: We're all on waiting for an all night sesh.  :santa:


ILIKEFIREPLACES
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#44449

Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:34 PM

I'm sorry guys, I'm going to have to let the team down.. I'm way to tired to play and I have to be up early tomorrow. Feel free to play without me and I'll try to catch up with the story before the next time you play. 


Zepren
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#44450

Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:48 PM

Just added the finishing touches to my first race. I got a lobby going with it and it got all likes. Only problems is if you're the host, you have a bit of an awkward spawn .

 

You can find it here on social club.


gamesguru
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#44451

Posted 12 December 2013 - 02:18 PM Edited by gamesguru, 12 December 2013 - 02:22 PM.

Just to let you know guys, people finally figured out how to glitch into North Yankton without any boundaries/restrictions like before. In fact, the glitch is done online (even better!), so if anybody is down to mess around with this, then here is how to do it: http://gtaforums.com...n/?p=1064259228. It's pretty simple, you just play the prologue mission, get a friend to invite you into an invite only session and North Yankton will be south of the docks. Then the other player(s) does the same (plays the prologue and gets invited), so that they can see North Yankton loaded in as well. Here's how you get into the vault.

 

I'm a bit behind the curve at the moment, so I only just saw that Rockstar mentioned there will be story-mode DLC on their newswire. Sweet!


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#44452

Posted 12 December 2013 - 05:20 PM

Guru don't you know?  We're a GHOST RECON clan now, f*ck that V sh*te.


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#44453

Posted 12 December 2013 - 05:48 PM

@Toke: I just watched the season finale of SoA....... my head hurts. :(

 

That show really knows how to f*ck your brain in the worst possible positions, it's by no means my favorite show but f*ck me if it isn't the most shocking. We have alot to discuss about next season sir Toke......

 

 

Speaking of Ghost Recon: What's the sitch tonight my ninjas. :ph34r:


Booze
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#44454

Posted 12 December 2013 - 06:31 PM

Zepren, Kinko and I tried out your race - was pretty good! And I see more people have been using the content creator. I just finished creating an Air/Ground War, maybe we can test it out tomorrow or during the weekend?


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#44455

Posted 12 December 2013 - 07:18 PM Edited by Zepren, 12 December 2013 - 07:32 PM.

Zepren, Kinko and I tried out your race - was pretty good! And I see more people have been using the content creator. I just finished creating an Air/Ground War, maybe we can test it out tomorrow or during the weekend?

Thanks man. I was just really happy with the feel of it y'know. The hood's full of desolation including a big drug deal going down, then you move through the corporate area and onto the club along with the Excite-Bike inspired final stretch. 

 

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I'll be on tomorrow and at the weekend (bar saturday) so im down for that. 

 

I'm still getting this issue where my game freezes if i enter my garage without my car. It's seriously annoying.

 

Edit: P.s. The Gods are Good! 


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#44456

Posted 13 December 2013 - 12:40 AM

I'm not arsed if you guys wanna take a break from it for a bit.  It's understandable.  F**king Ghost Bullsh*t:  Future Derper.  No wonder Tom Clancy died.  He probably saw that mission and topped himself then and there.  

 

That was almost enough to put a nigga off gaming fo' life yo!  FACK!  Think I'll probably take my xbox to my bro's this weekend now.  Get some less irritating games completed until I have the patience for that again.  Serious.


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#44457

Posted 13 December 2013 - 01:01 AM

Well that was $20 well spent. :/


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#44458

Posted 13 December 2013 - 02:00 AM Edited by SweatyPa1ms, 13 December 2013 - 02:05 AM.

I'll still play it for the sake of completing it but I won't enjoy that much if it continues like this. I can't remember it being this bad when I played the single player campaign.  Probably because I didn't play it on the hardest difficulty and didn't feel like a c*nt for wasting peoples time every time I died.  Our playthrough is like Groundhog Day and it's painful to play.  I can't believe we broke the game by playing it stealthily.  It's intended purpose...  Or so we thought.  So many bad design choices to try and make the game fluid and diverse.  

 

Still want to get the DLC?  ;)

 

 

Replace "Job" with "Co-op game" 


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#44459

Posted 13 December 2013 - 02:30 AM

  Our playthrough is like Groundhog Day and it's painful to play.

 

Speaking of which,  check out Tom Cruise's newest movie. 

I jeezed.


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#44460

Posted 13 December 2013 - 03:59 AM

Where did you guys get the AOD jackets??

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