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Eeshan
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:37 PM

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To head off a bad fate, is an a half in India with a dog had been married. The parents of the little Sangula were appalled when her little son as the first one tooth in the maxilla grew, which in their region in the eastern state of Orissa is a bad omen. Village elders predicted growth of the tooth will lead to Sangula one day, killed by a tiger would. The marriage with a bitch that can turn away but sinister end.


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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:40 PM

i just love to read german translations when i visit gtaforums, thanks icon14.gif

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:41 PM

Uhhhh, could we get a better translation I don't get it.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:43 PM

Eeshan, did you just admit to us that you enjoy beastiality?

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:44 PM

A small boy who has just got his first tooth was married to a female dog to protect him from a tiger? turn.gif

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:44 PM

QUOTE (Lega_c @ Feb 18 2009, 21:43)
Eeshan, did you just admit to us that you enjoy beastiality?

nah.....i thought this is a good place to post it........ppl will discuss it......at least this topic is similar to the 13 Year Old boy becomes a father topic. wink.gif tounge.gif

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:46 PM

QUOTE (Kalasinn @ Feb 18 2009, 15:44)
A small boy who has just got his first tooth was married to a female dog to protect him from a tiger? turn.gif

And he killed an albatross, which he had to wear around his neck. That attracted the tiger in the first place.
Attraction, has nothing to do with this marriage, however.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:47 PM

So... the first feiget to sprout a tooth marries a dog?

Fagladesh, more like it.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:49 PM Edited by OH NO, 18 February 2009 - 03:53 PM.

Best story i ever heard. icon14.gif

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A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday.

The ceremony at a Hindu temple in Orissa state's Jajpur district was conducted with all the rituals observed at traditional weddings, including a dowry for the bride -- the village bitch.

The dog sported two silver rings and a silver chain, the UNI news agency reported.

Parents of the groom, one-and-a-half year old Sangula, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son's upper gum -- considered a bad omen.

Community elders believed the growth would lead to the boy being killed in a tiger attack -- a fate preventable, according to tribal tradition, by marrying a dog.

Sanrumula Munda, Sangula's father, said the ceremony would not prevent him from marrying properly when he comes of age.



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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:50 PM Edited by copperwire93, 18 February 2009 - 03:57 PM.

Marry a dog, WTF!!!! notify.gif They took this too seriously

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:51 PM

oh and the title

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Indian child protection curse bitch with married


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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:55 PM

QUOTE (eDad @ Feb 18 2009, 21:46)
And he killed an albatross, which he had to wear around his neck. That attracted the tiger in the first place.

I think i've heard that story somewhere....... wow.gif

and, a BIG LOL @ 860 tounge.gif

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:59 PM

How on earth would marring a single dog prevent him from being eaten alive by a tiger? They should have married him to a whole pack, keeping in mind the super awesome group bestiality he could have when puberty reared it's greasy head.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:07 PM

Hahaha damn you gotta love those Indians at times, do they really think now that hes married a bitch that a lion isnt going to eat him. I mean what are the chances of being killed by a lion in the first place anyway?

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:10 PM

I was wondering where that indian slut girishb was, and then I rememberd about the time zones...

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:15 PM

QUOTE (beavis @ Feb 18 2009, 21:40)
I was wondering where that indian slut girishb was, and then I rememberd about the time zones...

I swear I'm nowhere near Orissa. moto_whistle.gif


@topic: What are you guys so surprised about? Everyone marries a bitch in the end.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:16 PM

QUOTE (Hodgey1989 @ Feb 18 2009, 16:07)
Hahaha damn you gotta love those Indians at times, do they really think now that hes married a bitch that a lion isnt going to eat him. I mean what are the chances of being killed by a lion in the first place anyway?

Pretty high in India aperently.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:38 PM

There was another story in the paper today, about a woman being prosecuted for training her dog to have sex with her mercie_blink.gif

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:40 PM

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There was another story in the paper today, about a woman being prosecuted for training her dog to have sex with her  mercie_blink.gif

Gives a whole new meaning to the name "Cocker Spaniel".

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:43 PM

those Google ads sure know when and where to advertise.
i got a LesbianDating ad biggrin.gif

also this heh

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:49 PM

QUOTE (Lega_c @ Feb 18 2009, 15:43)
Eeshan, did you just admit to us that you enjoy beastiality?

Lmao.
Also that translation made no sense.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:50 PM

QUOTE (GogZ @ Feb 18 2009, 22:49)
QUOTE (Lega_c @ Feb 18 2009, 15:43)
Eeshan, did you just admit to us that you enjoy beastiality?

Lmao.
Also that translation made no sense.

Excuse me.......i didnt do that Translation.......google did it :@ mad.gif

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:53 PM

QUOTE (860 @ Feb 18 2009, 22:43)
those Google ads sure know when and where to advertise.
i got a LesbianDating ad biggrin.gif

also this heh

heheheh LOL happy.gif happy.gif happy.gif happy.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif

looks like google thought you were the right person for the ad, n they were right......you did notice it tounge.gif tounge.gif

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:54 PM

Don't double post Eeshan.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:58 PM Edited by HolyGrenadeFrenzy, 18 February 2009 - 05:01 PM.

QUOTE (OH NO @ Feb 18 2009, 10:49)
Best story i ever heard. icon14.gif

edit:



A group of Indian tribals have married off a toddler to a female dog in eastern India in a bid to prevent his predicted death at the hands of a tiger, a report said Wednesday.

The ceremony at a Hindu temple in Orissa state's Jajpur district was conducted with all the rituals observed at traditional weddings, including a dowry for the bride -- the village bitch.

The dog sported two silver rings and a silver chain, the UNI news agency reported.

Parents of the groom, one-and-a-half year old Sangula, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son's upper gum -- considered a bad omen.

Community elders believed the growth would lead to the boy being killed in a tiger attack -- a fate preventable, according to tribal tradition, by marrying a dog.

Sanrumula Munda, Sangula's father, said the ceremony would not prevent him from marrying properly when he comes of age.



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@Oh NO> Thank you for clearing that up! icon14.gif

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I wonder if Tigers dislike barking dogs?

Perhaps the territorial scent of a dog is enough to ward off Tigers?

Tradition has discovered many rituals that have some connection to reality yet they are often not what they seem at first.

Teething is painful and the infant cries alot which tends to attract attention.

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 12:18 AM

QUOTE (girishb @ Feb 19 2009, 02:45)


@topic: What are you guys so surprised about? Everyone marries a bitch in the end.

Lol, so true lol.gif

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:02 AM

Looks like I can takedown my missing dog posters. I knew the reward would work.

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:24 AM

I'm in a high state of confusion atm

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:32 AM

QUOTE (girishb @ Feb 18 2009, 16:15)
QUOTE (beavis @ Feb 18 2009, 21:40)
I was wondering where that indian slut girishb was, and then I rememberd about the time zones...

I swear I'm nowhere near Orissa. moto_whistle.gif


@topic: What are you guys so surprised about? Everyone marries a bitch in the end.

Yeah, females are stupid.

FIGHT DA POWAH!

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:47 AM

who keeps letting eeshan near the add reply button. everytime he hits it either confusion ensues, or everyone collectivly facepalms




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