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#2431

Posted 5 days ago

Bring back universetwister's anti-jokes.


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#2432

Posted 5 days ago

Had to read this one a couple of times haha...

What did the jewish pedophile say the the 5yr old in the park?

Vood you like to buy a sveetie little boy?

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#2433

Posted 3 days ago Edited by DOUGL4S1, 3 days ago.

- Why did Little Sally fell off the swing?

 

Because she has no arms.

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#2434

Posted 2 days ago Edited by GrudgefromSanAndreas, A day ago.

What is worse than NEVERMIND


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#2435

Posted 2 days ago

What is worse than incest?

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Before I say something unkind about your stance on equality, please explain how this isn't homophobic. 

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#2436

Posted 2 days ago

 

What is worse than incest?

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Before I say something unkind about your stance on equality, please explain how this isn't homophobic. 

 

One or two people liked this on my Twitter cuenta, one was definitely a girl. Sh!t i thought it was just a (anti)joke, it wasn't meant to be homophobic, but now when i look at it, maybe i did go too far and it definitely looks that way, but why did they like it on Twitter then? Also i told that to some of my friends and they laughed. 


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#2437

Posted 2 days ago

I think a good general rule is "Just because Twitterers like something, doesn't mean it's ok."

 

That "joke" feels like 100% pure hate and bigotry.  

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#2438

Posted 2 days ago

Guess i deserve to be banned, and i almost always had problems with emotional intelligence


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#2439

Posted 2 days ago Edited by DOUGL4S1, 2 days ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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#2440

Posted A day ago Edited by Mattodon, A day ago.

 

What is worse than incest?

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Before I say something unkind about your stance on equality, please explain how this isn't homophobic. 

 

 

I would've said beastiality, but I don't want to come off speciesist.

 

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#2441

Posted 7 hours ago

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked,

"Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"





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