this made me laugh, specially the part of your account getting locked.
Go ahead and lock my account, may as well, seeing as you f*cking moderators target people who don't post what you like...kind of what happened to Cowboy. I'm not gonna sit here and fight back against you liberal morons and f*cking trolls. G'day.
The Joke Thread
Posted A week ago
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Posted A week ago Edited by Mr. Tibbs, A week ago.
Posted A week ago Edited by iTRiP, A week ago.
Knowing the facts about South African citizens, then that joke isn't all that funny, don't get me wrong it is
entertaining considering that the fbi needs some more advance riot control methods for their uses, from the ZA force.
And Englishmen coming to work as an police officer, they must have been
in the top of their linguistics class at Oxford or Cambridge.
I was going to tell a joke a again, but after sucking that out of my thumb I totally forgot what it was I was about to type.
Only thing that came to mind now is some disallowed fat momma joke witch I will
transmute into a new version that should be allowed to easy the tension.
Uncle Sam is so fat, when he stands on the crossing of W 45th street and 7th Ave in a yellow
raincoat some people yells ...Taxi please!
Uncle Sam is so fat, when he goes to the beach at South Beach on a sunny day, no one else
there gets any sun.
Take it ease, just a couple of jokes right. right?
Posted A week ago
Did you hear about those people who robbed a bank in Frog Masks?
The News said they Kermited a Crime.
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Posted 6 days ago
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
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What does a black kid get at chistmas?
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Posted 4 days ago
What do you call a Train loaded with Toffee?
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Posted 3 days ago
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Posted 2 days ago
How do you turn a park into a ghetto?
My wife is in hospital after being being beaten up for using the 'N' word.
Next time I ask for a beer from the fridge, she had better say the 'Y' word.
There were two Brits, Dave and John, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they travelled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they spotted a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful.
Dave said, "They might help us if they think we're Muslims. I'm going to tell them my name is Mohammed. ."
But John said, "That's ridiculous, I'm just going to tell them the truth."
They knocked on the door of the mosque, and were greeted by the Imam. "What are your names?"
Dave said, 'My name is Mohammed', and John said 'And I'm John'.
The Imam said 'Hello John, you poor man. My men will get you food and drink immediately.'
Then the Imam turned to Dave: "and Mohammed, happy Ramadan!"
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What's funnier than 24?
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