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#1531

Posted 12 November 2014 - 08:17 AM

baby seal walks into a club.


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#1532

Posted 4 weeks ago

I've just heard plans to prohibit the use of Roman Numerals.

 

 

Not on my watch...

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#1533

Posted 4 weeks ago

Traveling Salesman goes to the farm house door and knocks.
The Door opens and a 10 year old boy is standing there, wealing a bra, panties, smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey.
The Salesman is flabbergasted, but he says, "Are your parents home?"
The Boy replies,
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#1534

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Street Mix, 2 weeks ago.

My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela.

 

- Why's that, is he black? - I laughed

- No mate, he's dead.

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Posted 2 weeks ago

Mlas: Dad, I want to piss, is there any toilet?Dad: Yes my daughter, there is a toilet, but the toilet is for manMlas: No problemAfter a while, Mlas running and hug dad with cryingDad: Why you crying? mercie_blink.gifMlas: Dad, after I go to toilet, there are 1 man and he suck my pussy and f*ck me! cryani.gifDad: Where is he!! I want to stomp his dick!! angry.gifMlas: He now in police station dad, I have calling police and now he arrested by policeDad: Phew....After 5 days....Dad: OMG!!!! mercie_blink.gif Dad: You pregnant???!!Mlas: Ah sh*t, why I go to man toilet just because want to piss!!Dad: Nooooooooo!!!!!!Baby: Oeekkk Oeeeekkkk!!!THE END


I genuinely lol'd! :^:
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#1536

Posted A week ago

I remember when I first played GTA. I kidnapped a disabled child, murdered a jew, killed some cops.

Then I went home to play GTA.
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#1537

Posted A week ago

What do anarchists and Anonymous have in common?

 

They both hate Windows.

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#1538

Posted A day ago

A Russian boy asks his father: "Papa, can I have five roubles please?"

The father answers: "Twenty roubles? What do you need fifty roubles for?"


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#1539

Posted 10 minutes ago

What did the O say to the 8?
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