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  • Coat.

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Posted 4 days ago

I laughed so hard, it almost made me fall off my dinosaur.

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Posted 4 days ago Edited by gtarelatedusername2, 4 days ago.

I don't want to offend Buddhists.


Anyways, a Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand. The man says, "What do you want?" The Buddhist replies, "Make me one with everything."

That's a reworked version of the infamous Dalai Lama bit, jussayin'


Speaking of old jokes: Jewish men get circumcised because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off.

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Posted 3 days ago

A medical doctor will be giving a speech at a medical convection. He jots down notes for his speech.
But, when he stands in front of attendees that night, is unable to read his notes. So he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

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Posted 3 days ago

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An ambulance.

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Posted 3 days ago

A family of moles had been hibernating all winter.


One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around.

"Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!"


The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him.

"That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!"


The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."

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  • Daz


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Posted 2 days ago

What's brown and sticky?


a stick



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